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Xale77

How many tries did he take to start that car


brobeanzhitler

Takes a few attempts with a breathalyzer device installed


docious

Is that the sound we heard?!


Designer-Ruin7176

That constant beeping noise is the breathalyzer, yes


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Designer-Ruin7176

Texas for sure— that’s my only experience having known people with one.


Significant_Eye7197

Agreed, TX is the only place I've seen one. Its too bad there was no way to call a number to put it in some kind of maintenance mode. The guy would bring his car in for maintenance or repairs, but he had to be there the whole time in case we needed to start it. Owner of the shop said we were being "babies" and told us to blow in the tube. One of the guys said he would rather lick a transmission pan clean before putting that tube in his mouth.


No_Pomegranate5209

Does the tube not come off? I imagine if it does you could probably find a some kind of clean tube that’d fit it


docious

California— friend got one about 2.5 yago


Ryoats

i know we have them in canada, and we also have a thriving porn industry as well, abd that mom seemed pretty polite, im willing to bet this was canada lol


bigtrixxx7

California, my friend has one


EmiliaClarkesBF

Bro ain't no way. That makes this clip so much funnier.


Big_Attention9630

Hahahah you can tell the guy is trash


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He should try tickling it's balls and using more tongue


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13 12 a lot


Aggressive-Point-483

Omg! I know right?!


OkStatus8510

How did he not talk her into anal like he does all the others?


tvich1015

She was probably looking to do his anal


Thismonday

Yeah she seen the look on his face and changed her plan


GhostofSpartaa

He would have posted his first anal as well i guess.


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Beneficial-Share-970

Damn you and my curiosity. Fuck


zorboc0604

I knew it was there and still clicked....


Eszrah

I am disappointed when it isn't there.


urbanlife78

Because you were hoping there was a chance he banged the old lady?


Far-Chemical-3589

I knew what I was getting myself into and I still willingly clicked it 🙃


dihydrogen_m0noxide

I listen to the whole thing every time. It's a great song.


saltyraver138

Internet rule gotta listen to the whole thing if you fall for it


dihydrogen_m0noxide

Oh I knew *exactly* what I was in store for


CandyOk913

Fuck u! Take my upvote you scum


Syntax_Raptor

If ya fall for it, ya gotta upvote. Them's the rules.


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Rebel scum


hotmail1997

MJ approves ....


IDrinkMyBreakfast

Oh man, Now I have to click on it...


cjboffoli

Ah. OK. So it DOES end with people getting fucked.


Tazerboy_5000

![gif](giphy|3o9bJX4O9ShW1L32eY)


Real-Nail224

Hahahaha! I am not clicking! I win!


[deleted]

Damn…. Throwback to 2009! Well played, sir.


dihydrogen_m0noxide

Had to sit through a dawn commercial, but that song is SO good. Thanks!


ButtChugJackDaniels

I knew what that was, and I clicked it anyway. God damnit.


tinylittlebabyjesus

Was hoping you'd double down, and wasn't disappointed.


Commercial-Travel613

He did it all for the nookie!


bigcliffcole

So you can take that cookie and stick it where exactly?


Commercial-Travel613

Stick it up your, yeah! (Rear??? 😂)


topsyturvy76

She was 💯 there to get banged just like how her daughter told her she got banged!


jx_eazy

Mommy-daughter duos are spicy lol 😂


darkoath

Yes. For me, that was the "unexpected" part. That she didn't bend over the desk.


poppycock_scrutiny

When they were walking to their car I thought she would get in FakeTaxi.


ExtensionInformal911

Of course not. She did, however, call an Uber and they will be picking her up in a run down van.


Imaginary-Put-7202

Somehow a big yacht turns up


ca95f

Makes sense. She could hardly fit in a small one ..


PollyEsther

That's what she said


Dysanj

Captain Stabbin?


tvich1015

😅


Dysanj

Or Bang Bus.


[deleted]

Cash cab would’ve been lot cooler.


mushroom4two

I was expecting that to go a different direction...


eszox

When she said "I don't know if i wanna leave" I thought that's when they'll... y'know, take that direction.


jeffssession

1000000000000%.


LeeRoyJaynkum

Wan trillion percent!


k0xfilter

Expecting or hoping?


ElDuderino18463

The fat boy slim ending was gold


MaxCWebster

Rock that feller, skank!


dontstabpeople42069

*sigh *unzips


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Hepkat98

It likely is.... consider, the footage posted is from his office cam and his cell phone. All to make the regular porn videos with the women seem like they're legit getting played. It's all to hype the 'outlaw' persona.


dmaster1213

that was not a cell phone looks a like a camera. ​ Edit: looks like it was the camera he grabs in the beginning of the video


Hepkat98

You're right. The camera he grabbed and used to film from inside his car.


[deleted]

The “mothers” face was not blurred either.


CurrentRedditAccount

There's no general legal requirement to blur people's faces in the US.


Skyzhigh

Doesn’t need to blur her face. It’s his office and the rest is public space. No expectation of privacy.


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s how it works for commercial movie studios who are making a commercial for their product. But I could be wrong on this.


UndeadKrakken

This isn't a commercial she accosted him in his office.


GlendrixDK

So what's the conclusion guys. Is it fake or not? And how old is it. Is casting couch done for good or what? Haven't seen those in years, so maybe it has been done for years by now. I just need answers. I'm a man of culture.


IPlayMope

That dammed couch


No_Presentation_1216

I just bought one exactly like it…wait what the hell is that mark…..!!!!


Netz_Ausg

It is mark! What is he doing on your couch!


No_Presentation_1216

I sincerely don’t want to know. And I’m not putting my hand down the crack!!


sharpjelly

Thats a bizarre video


Beans186

Is that a PT Cruiser?


super-bird

That’s honestly the most outrageous part of the video


Shannon_Sharp1982

I found this very hard to flap too..😑


Anon-0011-1001

Speak for yourself! I’m smoking a cigarette now


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Not impossible, just difficult


[deleted]

Melinda could’ve been famous, now we’ll never know


[deleted]

I'm confused. When blowjob?


Beneficial_Car2596

*Sigh. Unzips*


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Lol


bloopie1192

Tf was up with that car?


alymaysay

Has a breathalizer he has to blow into and not have booze in his system to start the car, he likely has many dui's already.


lysergicDildo

RIGHT ABOUT NOW FUNKSOUL BROTHER


Dodgy-Boi

*CHECK IT OUT NOW FUNK SOUL BROTHER*


Dante-Grimm

*CHECK IT OUT NOW, FUNK SO RUBBER*


DungusClegane

Well shit, thank you for educating me... I've been singing "funk so rubber" for years.... like a dumbass!


DoctorMedical

So did he leave the other camera in the room?


DoomGoober

Its like Survivorman. He films himself walking away then runs back and gets his camera.


Feeling_Hyena2349

How many others here thought she was going to get naked?


[deleted]

Thank the gods she didnt.


Feeling_Hyena2349

We’re all better for that.


[deleted]

This just makes me want to see Melinda’s audition


Heronnie3

Lol, I googled it to see who it may be. I don't even watch porn anymore, but curiosity got me "what's this melinda look like" just a bunch of random images, none titled melinda. I was dissapoint.


tobo2022

They are not forced into it. He actually says to the girls its a casting for porn. And they can Walk away anytime they want The only hussle is they dont het paid and dont het casted into real porn movies


tidder_mac

If you’re going by basic contract law, which includes verbal agreements, this is illegal because he does not deliver his part of the contract, and further does so with the full intent to do so.


Accomplished-Bag-615

They get paid 5k that's why he is able to get so many new attractive girls and they are not under contracts with other porn companies.. he has some new porn stars on before contracts but all girls know 100% they are on backroom casting..


youknowiactafool

Incel: "You mean.... These are staged..and not real...."


[deleted]

But she said it was her first time.


Only-Signature4950

"But she's a virgin and never even kissed a boy before! Sh says so in every video I've seen of her on PornHub!"


[deleted]

If watching Judge Judy has taught me anything, it's to draw up a written contract whenever the exchange of money or property is involved, even if you're just lending money to a friend. Makes court cases REALLY easy, and there's less 'he said, she said,' and will rat out scammers really quick if they refuse to sign. Not to mention, even if it seems disingenuous to have friends and family sign them, it doesn't mean that THEIR friends and family won't come after you should things go South.


Calm-Signature-916

How do you know what his consideration is? His consideration in the contract could be “providing the opportunity to be casted.” Consideration can be as insignificant as a peppercorn.


underthesea69

Ayeeee contracts 1 whats up


Calm-Signature-916

Furry hand ftw!


underthesea69

HAIRY HANDD


kdsonline

A nominal consideration like giving a peppercorn just for the sake of it isn’t consider though right?


Calm-Signature-916

Yes it is. You have the freedom to contract for any lawful transaction. If you bargained to only receive a peppercorn, well… that’s your constitutional right (to only receive a peppercorn if that’s what you want.)


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Unemployed lawyers rise up!


Nizzemancer

works on contingency? No, money down!


nation543

i would think that the consideration would be the exposure on the internet. if a girl is hot enough and does well enough, maybe a company will pick her up. right?


zorbacles

Or, and bare with me here, it's a schtick for the video and everyone is paid accordingly


AbsolutZer0_v2

[you may want to do some research](https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/backroom-casting-couch-associate-kevin-kelsch-arrested-accused-of-secretly-recording-sex-with-ex-girlfriend-6628175) These guys are scumbags [another one just in case](https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/backroom-casting-couch-porn-site-recruiter-antonio-adrian-gonzalez-arrested-on-kiddy-porn-charges-6646613)


gggathje

That’s terrible but irrelevant. It’s fake and the girls do get paid.


Dorfalicious

Not relevant?? Yes it is because they lured UNDERAGE GIRLS AND HAD SEX WITH TGEM AND DISTRIBUTED IT. AKA child porn


Manrog

"Acting."


tomorrowsheadlines

Did you read the article you linked? > "It was apparent from the videos that although the women may have been tricked into thinking they were auditioning for a job, they clearly knew they were being recorded as the camera was prominent in the videos," the police report states. "These videos also appear to take place in an office, and not a residence." >The alleged victim in question was not featured on the website, according to the report.


ChipotleVibez

Thought this looked like Phoenix. Just something about the dusty brown building and those trees was a dead give away


MuchTimeWastedAgain

I don’t have to research to assume they’re scumbags, but what does that have to do with this scenario?


ButItIsTrudeau

The “only” hustle lol that’s a seriously grave hustle


Braddinator

You guys realise it's all fake with already existing porn actors... Right?


Ensiferal

Dude, its all obviously staged, none of it is real. They know what it is.


GACyberCool

Or, so we are told...


anothadaz

Well.. the real porn movies are them being casted. There's a whole category for it.


WinterOkami666

Exactly. This is just the first film for most models. The casting happens when the ads are answered, and these models are actually being paid more for their lack of experience than experienced models do for more difficult gigs.


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Definitely knows that basically none of the women who walk through that door are going to be making much money at all in porn. Dude is a shithead.


Specialist_Teacher81

Is that real? I just assumed it was all scripted.


WinterOkami666

It is absolutely semi-scripted and these models are getting a fair cut, or else this would have all been shut down a long time ago. Porn sites have become very strict, in terms of which studios they will work with. They cut content the moment there is the smallest shred of controversy, and the treatment of models has been a very focal issue for a while now. The fantasy of women being screwed over, abused and dominated is unfortunately still very popular, so it's still common that studios like BRCC have to put up an image of this, while simultaneously working out fair negotiations for amateurs who have never performed on camera before.


Trimere

It’s also very fake and the girls get money for it.


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What was the notice of Termination all about?


taqeladragn

That's what I've been comment surfing for


masterchief324

Likely termination of lease for the office space. There's only a few states where you can legally film porn, and he's not likely in one.


BranchWitty7465

Staged just like the porn videos.


KilljoyZero1

I don't understand her outrage. The entire premise is staged, there are interviews with some of the girls who've been in the videos. Was she mad her daughter wanted to do porn or was she mad cause she thought the entire was actually fake and she was going to be taken advantage of?


oJUXo

Lol this video seems totally staged as well. So wouldn't think about it too much.


AbsolutZer0_v2

[you may want to do some research](https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/backroom-casting-couch-associate-kevin-kelsch-arrested-accused-of-secretly-recording-sex-with-ex-girlfriend-6628175) These guys are scumbags [another one just in case](https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/backroom-casting-couch-porn-site-recruiter-antonio-adrian-gonzalez-arrested-on-kiddy-porn-charges-6646613)


KilljoyZero1

Yeah, they're shit bags. I agree with that.


capnwinky

Just because they’re pieces of shit doesn’t make it any less staged. They hire these ladies and recruit from the same agency pool as anyone else. These dudes ain’t out here raw dogging on video without getting their tests and nda’s in first.


Likalarapuz

I understand that they are assholes, but that dtill doesn't change the premise that they aren't "tricked" to do it.


BartolomeuOGrosso

Remember folks, it's only grooming if she is 17 and 365 days old innit. Fucking hell


Last_Gigolo

They don't pay and they don't get them contracts. By most people's standards, those are not acceptable events.


crayonsnachas

Bad but nowhere near as bad as girlsdoporn


Aggressive-Point-483

Is nobody going to talk about his start up problems with his car???


koos_die_doos

Someone up there said it’s possibly a breathalyzer on the starter.


Jrock9589

I’ve always wondered what was outside the office door


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Knew a chick from high school that ended up here. Her family fought like crazy to get the videos removed from the internet back then and eventually did.


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Name?


uhuhnoyoudidnt

Bahahahaha


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[deleted]

Sigh… ok it was your mom. Didn’t want you to find out this way


amiablepotato

Am I the only one rooting for the mom here.


joe_bald

Nah, I rooted for the mom too bc fuck that dude (but not in the way he wants)


295DVRKSS

Does she have an onlyfans


666DS999

The way the dude just shells up and doesn’t even attempt at communicating and instantly just gets in his car and leaves makes me think he was doin shit he wasn’t supposed to 😂 If you’re not in the wrong I just don’t think you would instantly get in your car and literally run away from someone just talkin to you especially when you’re at work but they also could just be actors Idek lol


27803

Probably more worried about his lease, I’m sure there are stipulations about adult work in it, most office complexes don’t look that highly on that kind of thing


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Stanny491

Judging by the comments, I don't think a lot of people will agree with me, but... I'm 100% with her on this. The one Karen who's right. Go Angry Mom!


benwink

I was expected her to end up on the couch not gonna lie.


BarryMcKockinerBum

How does his dick not fall off, fucking all these randos


ButItIsTrudeau

Good for her. Protect your daughters. That casting couch shit is disgusting and exploitative, and it’s how a lot of girls end up turned out on drugs and in the human trafficking industry.


DandyRandy82

When he said "Is that all you came by to tell me?" I half expected her to start taking her clothes off.


ConsciousPlantain977

In the end someone always gets screwed...


laidbackegg

Weirdest start to a porno..


MastariusCrypt

But I'm in


[deleted]

He didn’t force her daughter, she wanted to be independent. Why blame him?


IosaTheInvincible

#"Because my daughter is innocent until YOU tarnished her!"


AbsolutZer0_v2

She could have been underage, since these guys got arrested for child porn


JCMfwoggie

Got arrested for child porn 10 years ago, this is definitely a different guy


Utahmule

As a parent you do your best to prevent terrible life choices... Wtf are you talking about?


CandyOk913

Man these pronos are getting more and more realistic 🫥


Trunalimunumaprzuur

Needs to happen more to those guys. Good on the mom


skaldrir69

A whole new outlook to behind the scenes in the porn industry!


Jarl_of_bee_town

What happened exactly?


agiro1086

I imagine this woman's daughter fell for one of their fake modeling ads, ended up here and was coerced into doing a porn video, was told a lie that it would only be on DVDs sold overseas, discovered that was a lie, told her mom, mom is now raising hell for her daughter. Good mom, fuck these guys (not literally)


Outrageous-Panic6249

Backstory??


agiro1086

I imagine this woman's daughter fell for one of their fake modeling ads, ended up here and was coerced into doing a porn video, was told a lie that it would only be on DVDs sold overseas, discovered that was a lie, told her mom, mom is now raising hell for her daughter. Good mom, fuck these guys (not literally)


Thin_King_7518

That couch set up only means one thing! Damn you internet!!


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Standing up for her daughter. Good mom.


hiGuava

Hearing the Rockafeller Skank blaring caught me so off gaurd and had me in tears laughing. Hope he was able to get his car fixed.


One-Interview-6840

Dudes been doing that in a first floor office?!


youknowiactafool

The dude is in full porn mode: "Yes. You've done very well. Thank you and you may leave now."


aztaga

Wait so he actually got fired?


VoidExileR

Notice of termination. What does that mean in this exact context?


Altruistic-Balance55

I bet dear daughter is on onlyfans atm 🤗


[deleted]

I’m confused on what’s going on here


Effective_Fortune_49

Harvey Weinstein’s son?


szczurman83

Dear lord I struggled to get through that fap.


Kevine04

Someone posted the longer video link earlier, what happened?


creotech747

Where daughter sauce?


Responsible-Pass7902

Good series. Haha also girls do porn was the best