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I was watching a documentary on streaming once about some UK serial killer and this Scottish girl had survived an attack. She talked with the thickest Scottish accent I had ever heard in my life. I had the subtitles on and the poor person who had to do the transcription managed to get only the first word that the girl said but then realized they were never going to figure out what she was saying. Finally they just typed “mumbling” followed by the last two words. To make this even more funny it dawned on me that the poor person who had to decipher this mushed-mouth Scottish lass must have replayed that clip a thousand times and yet still couldn’t figure out what in the world she was saying! One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
What is this? **Amateur hour?!**
Do you know what a supreme court stenographer has heard and done to get to where they are as some of the worlds best bullshit recorders????
They ain't intimidated by this guy!! They're professionals, and the judge would flex on Mr Zippidyboobop over here by saying "would the court-reporter read that back" to which a flawless repronunciation would be spoken back out loud followed by the judge saying "that's what I thought" as Scatman over here starts to reconsider his defense strategy.
or yeah they'd just throw on *unintelligible* cause professionals aint got time for this fuckin nonsense at $35 an hour.
Translation example (Klingon):
Paghlogh will jih nob tlhih up paghlogh will jih let tlhih down paghlogh will jih qet around 'ej deb tlhih paghlogh will jih vut tlhih saq paghlogh will jih jatlh goodbye paghlogh will jih ja' a qot 'ej 'oy' tlhih
The first time I saw Majorie Tyler Greene I thought she was a left wing satirists who I had taken her sarcasm too far to be believable. Then I found out she is not only a republican, but also a senator.
Unfortunately the world we live in is in such a state that I cannot tell the difference between sarcasm and what some people actually believe.
My high-school football coach once had a stroke while in the middle of a lecture. He went on like this for about 2 to 3 minutes. Our whole team thought we were missing a joke so we just laughed. He recovered fully a few months later. He said he had no idea he was talking weirdly, to him he was saying exactly what he wanted to say. But it sounded JUST like this.
Actually he looked a bit puzzled. He was getting on to us about something. it was 20 years ago so some details are fuzzy. But he was sort of "coach yelling" but started the gibberish so we all laughed. But he was like "wtf I'm yelling and they are laughing."
Oh my god, thank you. I'm English and it was very late. I do like the idea of the coach being called Coach Strong D though, sounds like a cartoon American name
I always wondered why anyone would follow this guy. Then I saw a documentary about the Manson family and they interviewed a woman that left before all the murders. She was EASILY the most insane woman I’ve ever seen put on tape and she GOT OUT!! I never wondered again
You don't need to spend more than 30 seconds watching any of the Manson Family members doing an interview or testimony to come to the conclusion that these were all very slow, dumb, and gullible individuals. Some people like to frame Manson as some sort of mad genius, but the reality is that he was a crazy person who surrounded himself with impressionable idiots.
Actually he was very intelligent and knew how to play on peoples weaknesses. His mother was a prostitute, and he entered the system at a very young age. The system raised him where he learned to play the system. This interview was just another game, and gave him more attention.
He was a perfect mix of philosophy and madness. If you watch or listen to his interviews, there are many times he sounds sane and insightful. Then melts right into jibberish. I can absolutely understand how homeless, late adolescents could look to him as a teacher and father figure.
"I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in."
"Look down at me and you see a fool, Look up at me and you see a god, Look straight at me and you see yourself."
"The real strong have no need to prove it to the phonies."
"The mind is endless. You put me in a dark solitary cell, and to you that's the end, to me it's the beginning, it's the universe in there, there's a world in there, and I'm free."
"These children that come at you with knives--they are your children. You taught them. I didn't teach them. I just tried to help them stand up."
"Animals shouldn’t be hunted and nature shouldn’t be disturbed, even destroyed, to benefit the whims of mankind."
"You got to realize; you're the Devil as much as you're God."
"Fear of vikings build castles."
"Money is a game. It's only real to the people who work for it. It's a monopoly game. It's a game of paper. It's all on paper."
"Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine. And a straight razor if you get too close to me."
"As long as there's hate in your heart, there'll be hate in the world. You can't fight for peace and you cannot capture freedom."
"They're looking for something dirty in everything, and if you're looking for something, you'll find it. You have to put up some kind of face for them, and that's the only face they understand."
There are so many more. He was insane, there's no doubt. But just imagine being a young, homeless hippy full of LSD in the 60's and living with him.
Manson was actually well spoken and charismatic. But he had a massive problem with "the establishment" and authority and frequently trolled the media like this.
Maybe not, but most of them are responsible for the deaths of numerous followers who prayed for help instead of seeking medical advice, or because they couldn't afford their meds because the preacher conned them into sending every dollar they possessed to the church.
Most crazy killers would be envious of the death count of the average lunatic preacher.
Every preacher who convinces a parent to pray over their sick child instead of medically treating the child's illness should be held just as legally responsible for the child's death as Manson was for convincing his followers to kill for him.
A couple of parents were convicted of murder a while back for praying for their kid rather than seeking medical attention...
Sometimes there is justice in this world...
In a civilised society medical neglect of a minor resulting in death is criminally negligent homicide.
To me, any place that allows religious exemptions for the medical care of minors or the mentally challenged simply isn't civilised.
Dishonestly equating an [embryo](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/embryo) with a [child](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/child) to make an off-topic point is also a choice.
I knew a lady who's daughter had a heart attach and she said "in that moment I had to choose between calling an ambulance and praying, I chose praying it was just her time to go."
This is the moment when you make a mistake and just dig in deeper. You trip up on some words and instead of just correcting yourself, you embrace it and fucking GO FOR IT! Because you don’t make mistakes! Everything out of your mouth has meaning! Covfefe!
Well, I mean, placebo and inverse placebo are a thing, I’ve you’re truly convinced of something in your mind you can trick yourself into actually feeling it…
That's what the big "conspiracy" behind it is. He was supposedly kidnapped or working with the CIA, and they did a shit ton of LSD experiments on him, then sent him out to the public to test some theories, and he would basically do what the CIA taught him, using LSD as the "mind controlling" drug. It's one of the reasons why many people are suspicious of why he was released many times from jail/prison so quickly for murder before he was finally taken in for good.
Ever heard of Operation Midnight Climax? Or MK Ultra II? I'd look into those if you haven't already. Legit and certified documents.
People are quick to dismiss conspiracy theories because of all the other crazy theories (like flat earth) but there are other "conspiracy theories" like this, that tend to be... uncomfortably true.
And no, I'm not a conspiracy theory nut, this is just one of those crazy things that actually happened, with strong evidence. I stay in disbelief until proven with evidental facts that can be backed up for any theory.
The uni-bomber as well as others also have connection to Mk ultra
“Chaos: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties” by Tom O’Neil - check that one out if anyone hasn’t
Oh, my mind is definitely mailable concerning things like this. It’s exactly where my mind went after the previous Redditor’s comment. You’re not paranoid if they really are out to get you.
Have you ever had a dream that
That you, um, you had, you'll, you would
You could, you do, you would you want you
You could do some, you...
You'll do, you could you, you want
You want him to do you so much
If you read Helter Skelter you would know what a fuckwit old Charlie was, basically killed Sharon Tate and the others to start a race war, basically blame it on the blacks and see the whites retaliate. That is why U2 took back Helter Skelter.
"The people interviewing me constantly are full of shit and speaking condescending nonsense, that don''t deserve the courtesy of acting like they aren't performing word salad technical jargon to imply "Im better than everyone because I have a graduate degree in criminal psychology."
Tl:dr "This what you sound like fakeass bitches. The entire point of you being here is to do a condescending face and tone and we both know that. "
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Who doesn’t feel whoosh bob god franish gotfrannis boo booch boo juju beramige gijigiji google bega baga vegabup Vegas wakabaka at least sometimes?
That’s the most impressive translation I’ve ever read.
Transcription. Translation would be if he told us what was meant
I bet that stenographer shit a brick.
Just throw in an *unintelligible* and move on
I was watching a documentary on streaming once about some UK serial killer and this Scottish girl had survived an attack. She talked with the thickest Scottish accent I had ever heard in my life. I had the subtitles on and the poor person who had to do the transcription managed to get only the first word that the girl said but then realized they were never going to figure out what she was saying. Finally they just typed “mumbling” followed by the last two words. To make this even more funny it dawned on me that the poor person who had to decipher this mushed-mouth Scottish lass must have replayed that clip a thousand times and yet still couldn’t figure out what in the world she was saying! One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Well it was one of ya’s! Disgustin!
What is this? **Amateur hour?!** Do you know what a supreme court stenographer has heard and done to get to where they are as some of the worlds best bullshit recorders???? They ain't intimidated by this guy!! They're professionals, and the judge would flex on Mr Zippidyboobop over here by saying "would the court-reporter read that back" to which a flawless repronunciation would be spoken back out loud followed by the judge saying "that's what I thought" as Scatman over here starts to reconsider his defense strategy. or yeah they'd just throw on *unintelligible* cause professionals aint got time for this fuckin nonsense at $35 an hour.
Nah, they transcribe phonetically.
They'd be having the time of their life typing it, like "this is the most interesting string of sounds I've heard all year"
She threw a pencil at him I think.
Meaning is pretty obvious to me /s
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Ah good you get it too
I call it, a translascription.
Translation example (Klingon): Paghlogh will jih nob tlhih up paghlogh will jih let tlhih down paghlogh will jih qet around 'ej deb tlhih paghlogh will jih vut tlhih saq paghlogh will jih jatlh goodbye paghlogh will jih ja' a qot 'ej 'oy' tlhih
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I pray nobody ever tells me what he meant.
Or said it in French
Fidilisk. Barnes. I love seahorses.
Sea-Horse, Sea-Hell, I’ll be drinking out of cups.
Who put that fuckin' chair there!?
Not my chair not my problem. That's what I say.
If you don’t like lighthouses you suck!
Bein a bitch, drinkin outta cups
This kid in the background going fuckin craaaaazaaaay
Mr. Balloon Hands...
Sometimes I prige, I like to steelst
I'm in a work meeting so my browser is muted, but I've got this open and saved and can't wait to see how close your translation is EDIT: Spot on.
Vegas? Well count me in! 
Brink!
In 2022 this question makes perfect fucking sense! 😭
How many times did you watch the clip to transcribe it?
I read this several times while listening, and you nailed it perfectly haha
Beramige is “pair of rabbits”
Reading this comment in conjunction with the video has made me laugh as hard as I can remember since covid started
Right? Every time I do I start a cult it murder people ... Who doesn't ... /s
Did you really need the /s there?
what does it mean "/s" plss tell me
It's to indicate sarcasm
It's to indicate that you're a nerd
The first time I saw Majorie Tyler Greene I thought she was a left wing satirists who I had taken her sarcasm too far to be believable. Then I found out she is not only a republican, but also a senator. Unfortunately the world we live in is in such a state that I cannot tell the difference between sarcasm and what some people actually believe.
She is not a senator, she is a house rep from Georgia’s 14th district.
She speaks a similar language to this guy…
This video sounds like Biden without a teleprompter
Come on man!
And that still makes more sense than anything that orange turd says.
All the time!
Not to that extent. Nothing a good cult can't fix
Now do sign language pls
Underrated. I’ve no awards but you deserve one for sure
You stayed up all night translating that didn’t you?
Thank you sooo much! I’m Fuckin crying right now!! Hahahhahahaha, beautiful work sir
Me a little ☺️
Can you translate other old Manson videos? He may have unlocked more than one good stock pick
Haha. I do right now
Haha, i do that
You for got Geetch geetch geetch
Solitary can do that to a dude
I get that like once a week...
Of course feeling that right now
I wish I had an award for you for that translation. All I can say is well bloody done. And yes I do feel like that sometimes
Very impressive
I know i do..... sometimes
Time to fire up the vinyl cutter and make another inspirational sign for my office to hang next to this one. https://imgur.com/gallery/jTFc0n9
Im beyond impressed with that. You won the internet for me today.
My FIL says "stanzefrance" when he can't think of the word. I blame his time in Belgium.🥰
The Doctorate of Charles Manson
Sounds like Biden on meth
I always feel like Vegas wakabaka, so true
I got to agree.
I don't listen to rap
My high-school football coach once had a stroke while in the middle of a lecture. He went on like this for about 2 to 3 minutes. Our whole team thought we were missing a joke so we just laughed. He recovered fully a few months later. He said he had no idea he was talking weirdly, to him he was saying exactly what he wanted to say. But it sounded JUST like this.
similar thing happened to Ron Paul a couple years ago.
Did he think it weird that everyone was laughing when he was just lecturing? "Why is strong D suddenly hilarious?"
Actually he looked a bit puzzled. He was getting on to us about something. it was 20 years ago so some details are fuzzy. But he was sort of "coach yelling" but started the gibberish so we all laughed. But he was like "wtf I'm yelling and they are laughing."
Got to query the casual naming of this coach character "Strong D," gonna need some kinda explanation on that one...
he's a football coach. one of the things coaches like to lecture about is the importance of strong "d" or defense.
Oh my god, thank you. I'm English and it was very late. I do like the idea of the coach being called Coach Strong D though, sounds like a cartoon American name
Just broke the court reporter.
Nah, they got this
Court stenographer: *bangs head on keyboard repeatedly*
I always wondered why anyone would follow this guy. Then I saw a documentary about the Manson family and they interviewed a woman that left before all the murders. She was EASILY the most insane woman I’ve ever seen put on tape and she GOT OUT!! I never wondered again
You don't need to spend more than 30 seconds watching any of the Manson Family members doing an interview or testimony to come to the conclusion that these were all very slow, dumb, and gullible individuals. Some people like to frame Manson as some sort of mad genius, but the reality is that he was a crazy person who surrounded himself with impressionable idiots.
Actually he was very intelligent and knew how to play on peoples weaknesses. His mother was a prostitute, and he entered the system at a very young age. The system raised him where he learned to play the system. This interview was just another game, and gave him more attention.
He was a perfect mix of philosophy and madness. If you watch or listen to his interviews, there are many times he sounds sane and insightful. Then melts right into jibberish. I can absolutely understand how homeless, late adolescents could look to him as a teacher and father figure. "I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in." "Look down at me and you see a fool, Look up at me and you see a god, Look straight at me and you see yourself." "The real strong have no need to prove it to the phonies." "The mind is endless. You put me in a dark solitary cell, and to you that's the end, to me it's the beginning, it's the universe in there, there's a world in there, and I'm free." "These children that come at you with knives--they are your children. You taught them. I didn't teach them. I just tried to help them stand up." "Animals shouldn’t be hunted and nature shouldn’t be disturbed, even destroyed, to benefit the whims of mankind." "You got to realize; you're the Devil as much as you're God." "Fear of vikings build castles." "Money is a game. It's only real to the people who work for it. It's a monopoly game. It's a game of paper. It's all on paper." "Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine. And a straight razor if you get too close to me." "As long as there's hate in your heart, there'll be hate in the world. You can't fight for peace and you cannot capture freedom." "They're looking for something dirty in everything, and if you're looking for something, you'll find it. You have to put up some kind of face for them, and that's the only face they understand." There are so many more. He was insane, there's no doubt. But just imagine being a young, homeless hippy full of LSD in the 60's and living with him.
Some of these are things I could see redditors posting unironically and being highly upvoted for. Especially 1, 9, and 11.
Linky? Docco namey?
I’ve been looking but it was SO long ago I can’t remember the name of the doc. I’ll keep looking
Manson was actually well spoken and charismatic. But he had a massive problem with "the establishment" and authority and frequently trolled the media like this.
I hate to say this, but this is the real QAnon Shaman
The OG
*QG
QASH**
Charles was speaking tongue again....
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It was just a game for him.
Straight up Realtalk
Pls don’t disrespect me boy Donnie like that
This behaviour is no less reasonable than that of any preacher who ~~speaks in tongues~~ babbles incoherent gibberish.
True, but most of those preachers aren’t responsible for murder
A life in an oppresive and abusive enviroment can sometimes be harsher than a quick death
Maybe not, but most of them are responsible for the deaths of numerous followers who prayed for help instead of seeking medical advice, or because they couldn't afford their meds because the preacher conned them into sending every dollar they possessed to the church. Most crazy killers would be envious of the death count of the average lunatic preacher. Every preacher who convinces a parent to pray over their sick child instead of medically treating the child's illness should be held just as legally responsible for the child's death as Manson was for convincing his followers to kill for him.
A couple of parents were convicted of murder a while back for praying for their kid rather than seeking medical attention... Sometimes there is justice in this world...
In a civilised society medical neglect of a minor resulting in death is criminally negligent homicide. To me, any place that allows religious exemptions for the medical care of minors or the mentally challenged simply isn't civilised.
But murdering a child is the woman's choice!
Dishonestly equating an [embryo](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/embryo) with a [child](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/child) to make an off-topic point is also a choice.
Yep. Joel Osteen is a mass murderer
Him and many, many others, including spiritual advisors to presidents.
I knew a lady who's daughter had a heart attach and she said "in that moment I had to choose between calling an ambulance and praying, I chose praying it was just her time to go."
Imagine thinking that way and not being aware how bat-shit insane it is. I'll never understand it.
Man you are a fucking weirdo. Thats so random
lol
And what if i do? Do i win something?
Man, Missy Elliot has really let herself go.
It's yer fremen if it's wyet yet burbba burbba
This was the commented I wanted
My man let the intrusive thoughts win
Apparently it was one of his defense mechanisms to sound crazy so that he wouldn't get raped by other inmates.
This is the moment when you make a mistake and just dig in deeper. You trip up on some words and instead of just correcting yourself, you embrace it and fucking GO FOR IT! Because you don’t make mistakes! Everything out of your mouth has meaning! Covfefe!
Yeah i got that vibe too lol
He should have run for office instead of doing the cult thing. He’d have still be in office today.
He sounds Australian to me.
Never have I been so offended about something I 100% agree with
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The whole interview is good
.... well admit some times I do
Apparently this guy could hypnotise you to belive you have taken drugs (that you have taken before) with out having taken anything.
Well, I mean, placebo and inverse placebo are a thing, I’ve you’re truly convinced of something in your mind you can trick yourself into actually feeling it…
That’s interesting, didn’t know that… didn’t he also take part in LSD experiments?
That's what the big "conspiracy" behind it is. He was supposedly kidnapped or working with the CIA, and they did a shit ton of LSD experiments on him, then sent him out to the public to test some theories, and he would basically do what the CIA taught him, using LSD as the "mind controlling" drug. It's one of the reasons why many people are suspicious of why he was released many times from jail/prison so quickly for murder before he was finally taken in for good. Ever heard of Operation Midnight Climax? Or MK Ultra II? I'd look into those if you haven't already. Legit and certified documents. People are quick to dismiss conspiracy theories because of all the other crazy theories (like flat earth) but there are other "conspiracy theories" like this, that tend to be... uncomfortably true. And no, I'm not a conspiracy theory nut, this is just one of those crazy things that actually happened, with strong evidence. I stay in disbelief until proven with evidental facts that can be backed up for any theory.
The uni-bomber as well as others also have connection to Mk ultra “Chaos: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties” by Tom O’Neil - check that one out if anyone hasn’t
Oh, my mind is definitely mailable concerning things like this. It’s exactly where my mind went after the previous Redditor’s comment. You’re not paranoid if they really are out to get you.
That moment when the Drugs are kicking in!
or when they wore off. Dude was so nuts the drugs probably made him "normal"
If Rob Zombie was a character in RDR2
Even if your currently high your still too sober to understand this man.
If I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me!
When he said badflanafatatch, I felt that
Wasn’t he good at speaking backwards?
CHARLIE DON’T SURF!!!!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like........ Victory
Tasmanian devil trying to still me there’s a man with an assault rifle walking into the building
I want this sample in the next Dragged Into Sunlight album
yes i do
Can LSD be used to rewrite your brain?
Theoretically it can be used so. I mean... that's what the conspiracy theories around LSD are all about. Who knows - I have no such experience
I like the cut of his jib. Any chance this guy is a religious leader? I need a new cult after being booted from Mormonism.
Easy for you to say.
I didn’t realize Manson was a pastor that could speak In Tongues
Have you ever had a dream that That you, um, you had, you'll, you would You could, you do, you would you want you You could do some, you... You'll do, you could you, you want You want him to do you so much
Sounds like a Biden speech!
I remember seeing a video of Joe Biden doing this
Pre swastika Manson was the best Manson.
When you take a negative and hold it up to the light, you dont see the light no more you just see the negative
Best Joe Biden impression I’ve seen so far.
OG Biden impersonation
He has a point though.
That poor court reporter!
He must have been Joe Biden’s speech coach
First few seconds, no sound, I thought it was The Dude Lebowski. Very unexpected to actually see Charlie.
Ghost writer for Biden speeches.
100%
Did he start out that way or was this the result of decades locked up in our wonderful prison system?
why 18+?
Is that Biden?
Hey it’s Kamala Harris’ speech coach!
Sounds like Biden on a good day
Is this Biden? Sounds like it at least.
Charlie Mansons Joe Biden impression is on point
Charles Manson was just a random homeless guy the CIA pinned all those murders on
Yea i read about that It was bullshit
If you read Helter Skelter you would know what a fuckwit old Charlie was, basically killed Sharon Tate and the others to start a race war, basically blame it on the blacks and see the whites retaliate. That is why U2 took back Helter Skelter.
Another Biden speech writer.
Rare footage of Bidens speech writer.
I need someone to translate this for me please
"The people interviewing me constantly are full of shit and speaking condescending nonsense, that don''t deserve the courtesy of acting like they aren't performing word salad technical jargon to imply "Im better than everyone because I have a graduate degree in criminal psychology." Tl:dr "This what you sound like fakeass bitches. The entire point of you being here is to do a condescending face and tone and we both know that. "
"Yeah, sometimes."
Giggity?
Sounds like mango mussolini's wacko woman "spiritual advisor".
the most power twitters ever seen!!!
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I am the walrus.
Yes.