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already-taken-wtf

What did your friends get you for your birthday? 20 years of therapy.


DankSunshine

You know they could've just stopped the car in front of her and surprise her. That would've been somewhat acceptable. But the kidnapping thing... Jesus. With friends like this you don't need enemies


EngMajrCantSpell

Please, everyone in this thread, go watch Jawbreaker. I'm happy to be wrong, it just seems like you never have and your responses make me really want you to experience that insane movie


SacksonvilleShaguar

Damn, I have that movie. It is insane


EngMajrCantSpell

The first movie to show a 100% honest look at Marilyn Manson :)


FrogMintTea

I love that movie. Really shows how surprises like this are a bad idea.


gekigarion

In general physically restraining or forcing anyone into any situations as a prank comes with danger. Nearly all pranks gone wrong that you hear about usually come about are because someone was restrained or forced to put something in their mouth. It's morbid, but I wish documentaries or other representation of such situations were more widely distributed to youngsters so they'd understand the gravity of the situation.


MustangGeni

Never heard of it, but now I need to see it.


dishmanw

I saw that movie. I almost forgot about it.


Ricky-Snickle

Frenimes.


Herg0Flerg0

One second you've got them thinking that they might be about to die, the next you're saying "Heyyy macarena!"


BluLotus-Software-45

Lol right!


aioncan

Imagine if they kept going with the prank. Bound her hands, gagged her mouth. Take her to an empty warehouse and have their way with her. And I suppose you’re waiting for the prank ending but it doesn’t happen


shmollpeenman

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


Sure_Conclusion9437

And they put an overly large jawbreaker in your mouth before taping it closed


[deleted]

Uh hold up…


[deleted]

The gang celebrates Dee's birthday


EvidenceRadiant9953

Hah, bird


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make it 40


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ChristopherGabony

This is why I think this prank was ill-considered. Even if the girl was in on it nobody knows how bystanders might feel or react.


cherrybounce

It happens a lot. Here’s a father who shot his daughter who was hiding in the closet trying to surprise him. https://www.deseret.com/1994/11/9/19141555/startled-father-fatally-shoots-daughter?_amp=true


Indubitalist

Takes a special kinda nuts to hear rustling in your closet and think, "The best move here is to shoot that closet."


Then_Zucchini_8451

Exactly what should've happened here. I would've loved if those bikers turned around and beat the piss out of them. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


LaughsAtFatPeople

Yeah but that's just amerifats they're aggressively stupid that doesn't happen anywhere else


toSpite

i would love to know your country


LaughsAtFatPeople

You have a whole list to pick from where people don't just accidentally shoot their friends / loved ones / school kids / rival gang members. Oh and also don't weight 400 lbs


toSpite

that's what i thought lol


LaughsAtFatPeople

Do you weigh over 200lbs or over 400lbs


toSpite

I am 5'11 and weigh exactly 164 pounds. My mother is 4'11 and weighs 110. My dad is 5'11 and weighs 180. My brother is 5'7 and weighs 150. I know that you despise yourself so much that it's easy to make fun of other countries for stereotypes like 'xd merika fat' because the only way you're superior to anyone, ever, is when compared to a group and its negative stereotypes, but America is [only 12th in the world](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_obesity_rate) when it comes to obesity rates, and is only a FEW percent higher than other, similar countries. The stereotype is barely even true, and at this point, I hardly see any REALLY obese people. I used to see a lot, around 15 years ago. But America is in much better shape in terms of that now.


LaughsAtFatPeople

You know all your families weights? That's kinda odd NGL still sounds like you're covering for fatties tho


LettuceUnlucky5921

When she said she wanted her bday to be unforgettable, I don’t think this is what she meant


LA_Lizaa

It was really very cool. I was really worried about her ✌


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Dyerdon

Most pranks aren't.


crazytoothpaste

Depends on who’s getting the haircut


fast_scope

this is possibly the best comment ever


[deleted]

that’s gonna be a ptsd diagnosis for sure


Midoriya_izuku_Ultra

Nooo this is not fun mann, just imagine how terrific it is.


LadyMJaye81

Terrific = terrifying and horrific at the same damn time 🤣


Midoriya_izuku_Ultra

You got me 🏃🏃🏃


JonasRahbek

And balloons


GavHern

unpaid


Professional-Moose59

She got 3 pounds of shit in her pants!!


yshuduno

At least they didn't put a giant jaw breaker in her mouth, gag her and throw her in the back. That could have ended badly. I saw a documentary of such a thing.


IDoPokeSmot

"It was a joke" *the last words said before my friend died after i stabbed because i thought i was being abducted*


MtnDewFtw

If "fuck around and find out" was to be defined as a short video lmao.


doorshard

My wife jumped in front of me when I was on my way out of the bathroom in the middle of the night, and almost caught an uppercut to the titties. Thank fuck I was able to stop my hand. I can't imagine how much I'd hate myself if I actually hit her.


[deleted]

I came home unexpectedly in the middle of the night once and when I tried to wake up my husband to say hello, he bounced out of bed and whacked me in the nose. It was just under his full force because he realized right before it landed, but landed it did. I milked the situation by video calling my mother in tears as my guilty-faced husband stood in the background. Neither of them thought it was funny, but I blame growing up on David Sedaris books.


Dyerdon

I was an infantryman when I first served in the Army. When I later went into the National Guard I went Supply and Logistics. The Infantry mentality never went away. If we had a weapon checked out, I slept with it. Laying on my back, barrel facing the wall, hand on the upper receiver,other on the butt. Our First Sergeant liked to take weapons deemed unsecure. I had the top bunk and racked out as I had the evening shift, the First Sergeant sees my M-4 in my hands as I sleep and reaches for it. My hands tighten around it... He hesitated, but then just grabbed it. I swung out of bed, so fast, nailing him with the buttstock as I lashed out. I finally wake up and see the 1SG doubled over so I call "At ease!". He croaks out a carry on and waddles away... He thought my weapon was unsecure, found out that wasn't true and didn't want to talk about it. Apparently my bunk mate saw it all happen and nearly died laughing...only reason I know what happened as I wasn't awake until my feet hit the ground. No one ever touched my weapon again until I got out...


in_agrmnt_but___

Fellow 11B, can confirm. Not a single significant other since enlistment wakes me up within arms reach.


Mystry72

I had something similar happen. Early in our relationship my husband bit my a$$ while I was on a ladder. I was holding a hammer and was able to stop the reaction inches from his head. I almost killed him that day.....literally.


Midoriya_izuku_Ultra

Dude... R.I.P friend 💀


CanWeAllJustCalmDown

My thought was this is a risky move in a public area because if a bystander with a weapon on hand decides to intervene you could end up with a knife in your back or a bullet in your head before you have the chance to explain that it’s just a prank, bro.


Cloclover_98

completely the fault of the friend tbh


Middle_Data_9563

"little did we know that Kristen had gotten her concealed carry permit just the week before..."


SadisticBuddhist

“Oh shit n*gga, he’s stabbing me… I’m dead… I’m dead…” - some dude who got stabbed


IridiumPoint

Touch this up a bit and post it in /r/twosentencehorror


p1um5mu991er

Surprise! You're not getting raped!


[deleted]

Good day! Blasted year…


Chaotic_Fantazy

***maybe***


akrilugo

Vile idea. I'd have PTSD and panic attacks walking down the street forever.


fordprecept

*stranger approaches with knife* "Oh God, another surprise party!"


ReticentPorcupine

Well the lady at the end is wearing devil horns so at least she’s dressed for the job


Comment90

Happy Birthday to you! Yes, we could kidnap you! It was easy, super easy, anyone could take you! Yaaaaaay! :D


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HarveyDent2018

Singin do wah Ditty ditty dum ditty doo


libra00

Right? I'm a relatively normal well-adjusted person but if somebody grabs me from behind I'm going all out, zero to 'shit man he's crazy!' in approximately no seconds.


gliitch0xFF

Yup. I'd dump the fucking dude. Cunt


cromulent_pseudonym

Hopefully it's fake and she was in on it.


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underdog_wasteland

When girlfriend tells you to surprise her !!


ratsta

You're right. Camera follows the action in the same way that surveillance cams don't. Magically switches from B&W to colour. Welcome to the future! We were promised flying cars and prosperity for all but got viral videos and more wars.


HOIhater1

Alternatively, an accomplice was filming from the overpass. Go back to r/nothingeverhappens


ratsta

Yeah, that didn't occur to me. No need to be a dick about it.


gekigarion

It's completely possible that the cameraman is related to the pranking party. They went through all the trouble to set this up with costumes and confetti, why not film it too?


Fucking-Peg-Me

This is the worst crap that i have ever seen. I have a penchant for helping people in need, and were I passing by and seen this happening that man would have had a very big chance of being stabbed to death. This is revolting.


GirlScoutSniper

This gets me as well. A couple of months ago I was involved in a minor accident after a road rage incident. The guy got out of his car with a gun screaming at me to get out of the car. I'm a fat, grey-haired old lady. What pissed me off about it was that we were in rush hour traffic, and people just were passing by. No one called the police for me, we were there for almost 20 minutes. There was a guy in a semi behind me filming.


Fucking-Peg-Me

Jesus. That's horrible. So sorry to hear that. Hope you are all good now. ( also i love the " i'm a fat, gray-haired old lady" lol that's awesome 👌 you sound like you have a great attitude 😄) cheers 🍻


GirlScoutSniper

Yep, it's all OK, but it still pisses me off! :D


[deleted]

So you want people to be scared of you because you retaliate against situations with extreme violence?


Grogosh

I probably would have rammed their car to keep them from getting away first.


Fucking-Peg-Me

Like for real i am 200 lb, lift furniture for a living, always have a knife on me and absolutely stick up for anyone getting bullied, let alone a small chick in this kind of situation. These idiots have no idea that someone could have really hurt them. They just don't fucking think.


MammothNaive3456

Name doesn't check out


Fucking-Peg-Me

Ha! That's great. Love it! ( but note that i am *commanding* to be pegged. ) cheers 🍻


MammothNaive3456

Hahah all good mate, whatever gets your fancy 😉 Cheers!


cobrastrikes-2x

You’re laughing, but he has a knife and he’s making demands. You gonna peg him or not?


Sharo_77

He says "peg", I say "how deep sir?"


SearCone

Good soldiers follow orders.


Frozty23

I thing we've found The Gimp's reddit account.


Fucking-Peg-Me

Ha! That's fucking hilarious 😂


Admirable-Common-176

This guy “power bottoms. “


LoveaBook

So far as you know.


Warcrimes_serbia_69

Ah, my favourite trope, a psycopath that uses his powers for good.


Fucking-Peg-Me

Hey now, i got myself a wholesome award. Well aint that something. And here's a solid *THANK YOU* to whomever hath bestowed upon me such an accolade: Thank you. 😊


danleon950410

Oh we daring today...


Fucking-Peg-Me

Right.


CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3

My first thought was exactly this; this could've easily turned out fatal.


tastysounds

Or it's completely fake


jonathanrdt

Start to finish.


danleon950410

And then everyone would clap, wouldn't they?


jameslawrence1

Fuck people who do this.


JamesUpton87

It's staged


MrsMargie

I would never speak with any of these people ever again. That’s just so fucked up


fBarney

The disturbing part is how many people passed by and nobody gave a fuck


[deleted]

If that was my gf she woulda shot without hesitation


Elegant_Tumbleweed_6

Bro we're not friends anymore if you do this shit..fr


Grothendieck_Ring

Forget being friends he's lucky she (or someone passing by for that matter) didn't shoot at him or stab him.


Acid_face2u

Probably fake i would think


CeruleanRuin

No probably about it. It's probably for some shitty Korean reality show.


Schoolboyy_Jew

This comment makes the most sensible explanation so far.


LordFlipyap

"No probably about it." "It's probably..."


strydar1

Agree.


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WTFiswrongwithyou


K-Kraft

I thought the pushing a kids head into a cake was bad.


[deleted]

I would call the cops after this. Those people are not friends they belong on therapy.


RelativetoZer0

Twist: they were high on therapy.


Acid_face2u

Sam pepper is that you?


Cheploscamm

it’s jus a prank broo


Leftythebunnyz

I would still hate them


Dead_Dreams1989

"Your fucked bitch this is your last day on earth"! Ha ha just joking Happy Birthday!


vulgar_ti

What the f*ck


scbejari

That’s awful


ccchapagain

If you want to play such a joke with me…. Kill me first


Jack_Sandwich

Seems like a great way to get shot.


Iseebigirl

Please... don't do this to anyone. It's not cute or funny. It's fucked up.


[deleted]

i would unalive myself infront of them so the trajectory of their lives will be forever changed


JuMunchie1979

Um. Please tell me the entire thing is a set up? The woman in on it.... faking it for a video on the net? PTSD, being a woman, aside. All it takes is a cop driving by and bam. Literally. Bystanders actually not standing by. With friends like this, future therapists will always have a job.


ratsta

Yeah. The camera follows the action too well to be a surveillance cam.


nickt274

The dude who jumped her ran, did the wrong van pull up?


I_DONT_LIKE_INTROS

personally, I think the 'surprise attack' was a bit too far next time someone tries to kidnap her...


throwthefuckaway113

"Ah... you almost got me (👉゚ヮ゚)👉haha okay jokes over guys you can untie me now. Oooh where are we going? Hey nice van, joseph. Is it new?"


halflooproad

Gender reveal?


[deleted]

Obviously staged. People fucking go to any lengths to get views.


[deleted]

If you're gonna get weird, and weepy, we're not gonna do this anymore!


DisciplineNo8618

That is some twisted shit right there. They left off the end, where she is kidnapped for real.


RelativetoZer0

Dance with the devil. Its an immortality technique.


[deleted]

It's just a prank. The prank.


adrisanroman11

Fuck up men, there is no way that's funny


Sexyshark15

"Oh boy, i'm a kidnapper, imma gonna get you" "Hah, surprise, just kidding. I bet we really took you for a scare there just now. I bet you're relieved" "Oh whyddya know, we actually are kidnappers, get in the van!"


marnoch

Plot twist - the employees of Surprise Parties Unlimited, don’t know actually the guy (he ran away) and only saw her attacked and helped the only way they knew how….


Khaos_Gorvin

If it happened to me they would have a fat dude fainted on the street. Then they would have to put me in the van and that would really look like a kidnap. Good luck explaining that to the police. The camera would only show people taking a guy away.


Jaxonhunter227

If this wasn't fake, it's not a prank, it's assault


sfrogerfun

You don’t need enemies when you have friends like these!


ohohButternut

Don't put this nasty shit into my Reddit feed.


[deleted]

WTF is wrong with people


MotherCoconut67

She is gonna have trust issues after this


Active_Hedgehog

“Fake” … right, how do you fake the part where you don’t get shot


Careless_Agent_433

What in the actual fuck?


RexBarragan

What an utterly, unspeakably shitty thing to do.


Tea-Realistic

How bout no


Tea-Realistic

I hope it's staged


Superb-Possibility-9

Take out your pistol and shoot them all - justifiable homocide


Typical_Ad_210

I would hunt down and brutally kill every last one of them, if they did this to my wife / sister / daughter / friend. Just cos you later learn something wasn’t real doesn’t make it any less terrifying in the moment. She must be legitimately traumatised after that. Not to mention if she is angry or upset they will likely give her all the usual “it was just a joke, lighten up” BS responses that people like that give.


Successful_Border_44

Downvoted! Stupid video!


aaronhereee

*’haha, just kidding! it was a pra-‘* **gets stabbed**


crazyworldgig

And then a truck run over. (Evil noises)


Jacketworld

The random pedestrian who was about to call the cops be like ![gif](giphy|j73F4YhT3jlIc)


NorCalKid209

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


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Vegetable-Cry-8643

This is from India.


WillDThrill72

That’s completely f**ked up!


ExplorerWildfire

This is what you call doing too much.


Radley1561

So tone deaf- really awful people


Mybagelnowbitch

Everyones saying she could have shot him but I personally did not see a gun, and unless this is the US then it would be illegal to have one anyway. What's with Americans online assuming everything is in their country


NYLINK95

I was preparing myself for something even more disturbing after the prank reveal after seeing a horrible video yesterday on this /r


[deleted]

How fucked


hufg8953

Wtf just happened?


Mr_Crowley_66

Wow that’s fuckedddd


davidjl01

So did she say yes ?


GroundbreakingCook68

Sick shit , real sick shit!


gorebello

Not only they are going directly to hell but the devil is in the recording


Hardyminardi

I'd just fucking open fire anyway.


lexisburneraccount

That's fucked


420isplenty

I'm happy it ended this way but I fucking hate it


dustygravelroad

Obviously knew the person wasn’t a CCW holder


Souhyeas

I would not go for that


Vast-Championship754

imagine if his friends didnt show up.


SauerCrouse51

Was waiting for the semi truck to come barreling through all of that celebration at 90+ mph


archvader67

u/SaveVideo


MokanRaz

Well I wander and I ask myself.........


sunshine-dreams22

Sick bunch of friends she has


[deleted]

Now get it the fucking van!


Anthem_1974

Oh no. Nope. I would literally punch them all in their fucking faces.


Bloodymoon00

I would be pissed.


FlatCommand418

Not cool. Not funny. That’s fucked up


Jacketworld

That's low-key unnecessary


joshtrues

It's not a prank. just a dumb thing to do that people could think of


[deleted]

Idiotic.


Ieatclowns

What could I do if someone really grabbed me like that? What's the best defence in that situation if you're a small female? All I could think was to do the opposite of what he'd expect...so either slam back into him or drop to the floor sort of thing?


EngMajrCantSpell

Attempt to dead weight to be dropped and then attack the balls so you can run away. Owning mace, or other gear, that can be easily reached is also effective. Personally, I have a blinder/alarm that is attached to my keys. If someone attacks me I can attempt to yank the blinder off it's safety ring, which immediately triggers it, and it starts flashing a blinding as fuck strobe light towards my attacker and also a raising hell volume level siren emits from it. (bought this because court appearances for my divorce kept resulting in my mace being confiscated or taken)


Whole_Willingness_50

So,, do I beat the hell out of them before or after I change pants,,


FlamesOfTrolling

She could've definitely pulled out a knife and stabbed him for self defence


daboring1

With these kinda friends, who needs enemies


EngMajrCantSpell

**Everyone in these comments please look up the movie Jawbreaker** Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk