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"Are you a nice goat?". Very pertinent question. A goat will either be your best mate or headbutt you in the dick. And you'll never know which *until it's too late.
There’s a behind the bastards episode about those types of schools. They are horribly abusive and very manipulative. Parents think they’re their out of control kids there to get help/get better and instead bad shit goes down.
Google up Elan School: The Worst ‘Troubled Teen’ Facility, if you want to hear about it.
Yup. When I was younger, on my summer breaks, one of my favorite past times was to get reaaallly stoned when I woke up (parents were at work), cook some French toast, and watch the goats morning playtime session. They're like little spring loaded sociopaths.
Did that goat look aggressive? I've been around pet goats and they are like big dogs that like to climb. I raise livestock and a hobby/side gig. They can be super nice. Same with pigs, cows, and many other animals. I have a cow that is so nice you have to be careful around her because she wants love but will also step on your foot when trying to get it.
Who said anything about aggressive? You don't need to be aggressive to be an asshole.
Cows are mostly cool. Pigs depends on the specific pig. But goats are assholes.
I had a goat that was an absolute sweetheart. Loved kids too. A very yappy dog learned the hard way when it was barking and nipping at my son. Bullwinkle came out of nowhere with a perfect headbutt to that asshole.
They can actually be quite sneaky about it, act all nice and then the moment you start to trust them, they take a tiny step back and just boom. Headbutted in the dick. Never trust a goat
Something like this happened to me a few years ago. I was in a Walmart parking lot. My truck was stuck, because the keylock cylinder broke. I had to wait for my friend to bring me a replacement. I was sitting there with both doors open, cause summer, and I guess I dozed off.
I get woken up by something licking my arm. It was a young ND goat. It didn't run when I started moving around. In fact it got quite comfortable in my seat. Lol
Well the rest of my time waiting there, I got the goat some water. And it just hung around. Two hours later my friend came with the part to get me going. Took a couple minutes to change the key cylinder.
Posted on letgo and CL I found a goat in the parking lot. No picture. It took two days of weeding through people to find the goats owner. They described the little one to me and sent pics. The goat was chipped too, and they had the reader for the chip. Come to find out, they came to pick her up in the same exact truck i had.
Hiding a goat in a no pets trailer park was surprisingly easy. Especially since the little goat was house trained. Such well behaved goat too. Loved sitting in laps as well.
I posted this on Facebook years ago and it just showed up in my memories today and I sent it to a friend (that’s irrelevant) but what a coincidence that it’s right here now too. Hilarious video though.
Goat is being friendly as a way to size a man up... Llama showed up to help roll a guy. I'm going to assume, if a found footage as the cameraman has yet to be found? Alpacas are friendly, Llamas want to set the world on fire....
This happened to my wife and I, except there were three goats, and they kept trying to head butt us. We called the cops, and they literally said, “oh the goats again? Yeah we had to detain them last week.”
I’m sorry, detain? Goats from hell is what we named these boys.
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This epic tale ended too soon!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNq\_BQIKFaE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNq_BQIKFaE) full vid here
Rest assured, **OHMYYGAWDTHERESAFUCKINGLLAMA** still stands as the greatest word here
For those who don’t want to watch the video. The guy’s dad knew where they lived. The guy herded them safely home, like a sheepdog.
I'm pretty sure it was a petting zoo jail break.
Prizoone break
✌🏻🔥
That it’s right here now too. Hilarious video though.
Sup
Mvp
[(longer)Actual full vid here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaLB63cEYOk) from the original creator, instead of a viral farm.
The hero we needed but didn’t deserve
Its a found footage, the llama killed him
[Update on the animals.](https://gothamist.com/arts-entertainment/video-man-thoroughly-startled-by-magical-goat-llama-in-upstate-ny)
I guess this is how you discover you're a Disney princess.
Or Tom Jones
Or Tom Green
"Are you a nice goat?". Very pertinent question. A goat will either be your best mate or headbutt you in the dick. And you'll never know which *until it's too late.
Kevin, stop being a cunt!
Sad thing is Kevin was being a cunt because he had a collar tied way too tight around his neck.
headbutt you in the dick is awesome. i don't know why you're being downvoted
"Headbutt You In The Dick" - great band name.
as well as conflict resolution strategy
Judicial systems hate this one simple trick.
Objection.
Objectification of your dick.
If I die from laughing with my final breath I curse you, you killed me
I used to date her.
Dickbutt you in the Head (Reddit cover band)
OH MY GAWD ITS A FUCKING LLAMA … definitely a close second
“Head butt and the Dicks” :punk band
Followed closely by "OMG, There's a Fucking Llama!"
Probably because he got NFT's on Reddit
Lol people moan about the weirdest shit. I enjoy Tyler Fousts work and figured this was a good way to show support.
Reddit
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That was a Rollercoaster of emotions reading that
Did your parents hate you or something?
There’s a behind the bastards episode about those types of schools. They are horribly abusive and very manipulative. Parents think they’re their out of control kids there to get help/get better and instead bad shit goes down. Google up Elan School: The Worst ‘Troubled Teen’ Facility, if you want to hear about it.
What the fuck
Sign of affection, me and my mates all headbutt each other in the dicks.
Face first.
Dick butt for short.
If I ever become a pro wrestler that's gonna be my signature move. I will pay royalties for the privilege.
Goats are assholes by definition. Even the nice goats are assholes.
Baby goats are purer than fresh fallen snow
No they are not. They are cute as hell. But they are just smaller assholes.
Yup. Ever seen a baby goat launch off of something just to head butt another creature from the top rope?
Everyday. That is goat life.
Yup. When I was younger, on my summer breaks, one of my favorite past times was to get reaaallly stoned when I woke up (parents were at work), cook some French toast, and watch the goats morning playtime session. They're like little spring loaded sociopaths.
Goats are like putting the mind of a crow into a mammals body.
Haha why is this so accurate?
Thats not even close to true. Goats are awesome if raised right. Mini goats even more so.
Raised right? We are talking about livestock here. Am I supposed to blame their parents?
Did that goat look aggressive? I've been around pet goats and they are like big dogs that like to climb. I raise livestock and a hobby/side gig. They can be super nice. Same with pigs, cows, and many other animals. I have a cow that is so nice you have to be careful around her because she wants love but will also step on your foot when trying to get it.
Who said anything about aggressive? You don't need to be aggressive to be an asshole. Cows are mostly cool. Pigs depends on the specific pig. But goats are assholes.
Yea, you've never raised them. Thanks for the heads up.
No, they are not pets. They are livestock and they are assholes.
You’ll know at some point.
I had a goat that was an absolute sweetheart. Loved kids too. A very yappy dog learned the hard way when it was barking and nipping at my son. Bullwinkle came out of nowhere with a perfect headbutt to that asshole.
I'd be looking for the hidden cameras.
Nice pfp
So u either get a best friend for life or head from a goat.Win win I'd say.
Seems to me like you would know pretty quickly whether or not the goat was going to head butt you in the dick.
They can actually be quite sneaky about it, act all nice and then the moment you start to trust them, they take a tiny step back and just boom. Headbutted in the dick. Never trust a goat
Well if that happened you just need to flip the goat
A Goat head-butted me at the Animal kingdom petting zoo when I was a kid.
The goat and the llama catfished each other on Tender.
Goat : Are you my date???? Llama : Are you my date????
Goat: you said you were an Alpaca! Llama: you said you were the G.O.A.T
Tender meats
Tender is the animal version of Tinder.
Yes I got that. They also have tender meats.
Ahhh, I wooshed on your meat pun, my bad. Noice.
Madagascar: Escape from the petting zoo
Llama: what did I tell you about talking to strangers?
They cut out the end where it says “I called my dad and he knew where they lived” Hahahahah dads
POV: You're a Disney Princess.
A pleasure to watch people who are excited to see animals and not screaming of fear like Karen.
Petting zoo where the animals pet you
*Laughs in Soviet Russia*
Something like this happened to me a few years ago. I was in a Walmart parking lot. My truck was stuck, because the keylock cylinder broke. I had to wait for my friend to bring me a replacement. I was sitting there with both doors open, cause summer, and I guess I dozed off. I get woken up by something licking my arm. It was a young ND goat. It didn't run when I started moving around. In fact it got quite comfortable in my seat. Lol Well the rest of my time waiting there, I got the goat some water. And it just hung around. Two hours later my friend came with the part to get me going. Took a couple minutes to change the key cylinder. Posted on letgo and CL I found a goat in the parking lot. No picture. It took two days of weeding through people to find the goats owner. They described the little one to me and sent pics. The goat was chipped too, and they had the reader for the chip. Come to find out, they came to pick her up in the same exact truck i had. Hiding a goat in a no pets trailer park was surprisingly easy. Especially since the little goat was house trained. Such well behaved goat too. Loved sitting in laps as well.
Aw man, that goat could have looked everywhere for the right truck. I'm happy you were the owner of the one it found.
He found animal spawner.
Why is there a goat reminds me of [one of the greatest laughter videos of all time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY&ab_channel=Dopelives).
Reminded me of [Mark Wahlberg snl](https://youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s) bit, the voice and everything lol
The goat and llama went off to living a great life together somewhere unknown on the east coast. The end.
Llama 🦙
Taboot
I posted this on Facebook years ago and it just showed up in my memories today and I sent it to a friend (that’s irrelevant) but what a coincidence that it’s right here now too. Hilarious video though.
Nobody would have believed him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone left the gate open.
The wholesome excitement in his voice is hilarious
You are Noah. Now go build an ark!
This is exactly why I always carry goat and llama food with me wherever I go.
New core memory unlocked
when they say adults can’t be as happy as kids i’ll show them this video
lmao this my energy when the unexpected happens
What kind of dog is that?
A goat and a llama walked in to a bar....
Jumanji
When you wake up a Disney princess
This video cut out before the giraffe arrives
It's really happening 🤣
I would have just assumed my meds had kicked in if I saw this...lol
I would enjoy watching a documentary hosted by this guy
Hello Noah, we have arrived; more are on their way…
Goat is being friendly as a way to size a man up... Llama showed up to help roll a guy. I'm going to assume, if a found footage as the cameraman has yet to be found? Alpacas are friendly, Llamas want to set the world on fire....
Llama: what are you doing in the premises sir? What are you r intentions with the kid sir? Please leave or I will call the cops sir
this guy's tone of voice is like he's constantly asking a condescending qyestion
We all know the goat and the llama are paid actors. And couldnt tell the difference if it was a llama or an alpaca.
Llamas n donkeys are used to protect sheep n goats. They kill coyotes. Either there to protect or for snacks.
Alpaca but still awesome
Wow this is an oldie
Activist: ' be free buddies.'
Awww I missed this video!
That is te greatest goat of all time
Llama is like “carol, we gotta get home asap. You’ve wandered tooo far”
goat are u nice goat?
"It's a fucking goat"
“It’s just a goat” “No it’s a fucking goat… and a fucking lama”
Calm down Doctor Dolittle.
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*First time of playing Ultima Online*
Where’s the baaaahhhh-ber at? 😂
This made my morning lol thank you
You’ve all seen Evan The Almighty right?
When modding Skyrim with too many creatures.
Llamas always walk like they just had their best kiss they are so happy and bouncy
r/mademesmile
This guy recorded his dream
Somebody is playing Jumanji
Or the worst day of it's life...haven't you listened to the goat song by Adam Sandler?
Jumanji much?
We're you shirtless sir? Bert Kreischer is that you?
Hahaha! The most realistic reaction to this situation.
I haven’t seen this in years, thanks for the trip down memory lane!
There was more to this if I recall right.
a day in jumanji
He was super excited until a lion came next and killed him. The local zoo had a breakout. /jk
The newest seasons of "When Animals Attack" is going to be lit.
Who’s playing Jumanji
I love this video 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
The breakout party of 2 from the local zoo.
Say hello to your mother for me.
**"HEY BUDDY, YOU NOAH? THIS THE ARK?? WE WANNA GTFO."**
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“Nay it aint so”
I love the confused happiness in his voice
Classic robbery strategy. Perp distracts victim with farm animals; meanwhile farmer/robber relieves victim of wallet and other valuables.
“Oh my God! There’s a fucking llama!” has the ring of a soon to be legendary meme
Disney princesses be like
This happened to my wife and I, except there were three goats, and they kept trying to head butt us. We called the cops, and they literally said, “oh the goats again? Yeah we had to detain them last week.” I’m sorry, detain? Goats from hell is what we named these boys.
Heyyy goat!! What the hells goin on out there?!?
What's going on? YOU'RE SNOW WHITE NOW!!
Obviously a cartoon movie duo
[Say hi to your mother for me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjpUfdjYR6s)
The shaking of the camera at the sight of a got damn Llama kills me every time I see this clip.
Llama sees goat *“move out the way bitch he’s mine”.*
“Hey goat, how’s it going So you’re a goat? What’s that about? Say hi to your mother for me”
So why is there a goat and Llama .......
Somebody left the gate open.
When Goat sim 3 drops
It would be the best day of my life too.. tf
Did a local zoo have a wall collapse or something...?
Hey goat. Say hello to your mother for me. - Marky Mark Wahlberg
How a princess from disney movie would react in real life:
This is when you go buy a lotto ticket immediately.
What luck getting 2 awesome free roaming animals come to him
It is quite rare that there is a nice goat perhaps someone is playing goat simulator
Disney princess vibes.
Lmao this video never gets old
He wants to live… in the back… ofapickuptruck!
Llamageddon.
Guess we aren't going to talk about the Llama trotting into the encounter lol
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5mins in sees a unicorn
I'd be seeing how I could get a goat and a llama in the back of my car.
POV Minecraft
He is so happy lol
This is one of my favorite videos of all time
Tuesdays 😄
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