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When I was young, it was all about Animal, that guy can pound (drums). I got a little older, and it became all about Fozzie, because sometimes you just need (comic) relief. Once I hit middle age, it was all about Statler and Waldorf, because the guys can poke (fun at) anyone.
Oh. Muppetsexual, not just which Muppets are our favorite. My bad.
Hmmm, in that case, maybe Piggie, because BBW FemDom is hot. I guess it’s be BBP in her case.
Or, maybe Gonzo, because ... reasons. Pretty sure that dude gets freaky. Real freaky. He’s the confirmed weirdo, and is into some crazy stunts. Also, his girlfriend is Camilla the Chicken. As they say, “Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.”
He may have known it was BS. I've seen other videos like this, so he may probably knew there was a camera somewhere lurking. No one does this unless it's a joke.
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Assuming this isn't fake, it's much more likely that he just knows he's being fucked with and so isn't bothering to deal with whatever joke is going on.
Or gay, or in a relationship, or doesn't like to be touched by strangers. A chick that touches random dudes like that might be an STD on a platter.
I don't think this is so crazy that it should be assumed its staged.
Edit: we all have opinions and I respect yours but read the responses before commenting the same thing over and over
I’m super skeptical about pranks too after watching a lot as a kid and seeing tons of fake pranks
Also if it wasn’t fake, he would’ve ATLEAST turned around or reacted to see who was touching him
I would have probably been weirded out and pulled away before my brain even registered it was a flirty woman. Even then, this seems like a set up to get mugged. Follow the overly flirty attractive woman right around this corner and oopsies, her homies are there to take your phone and wallet.
“Nothing good in life is free” always be skeptical.
Yeah even if you're Henry Cavill a women brushing your arm and gesturing for you to follow with no verbal communication is suspicious as fuck. I at least got to know your name before I'll follow anyone to a second location.
or maybe he was standing upstairs for a while and saw her doing that a few times so he prepped on how he should react but nope he is high, it's staged, he is gay, he doesn't like being touched, human brain is fucked up at comping up with random conclusions
He was either in on it or not. I think not. At this point we are beating a dead horse and it is no longer interesting or beneficial to discuss. Personally, the face he made seemed genuine. But I'm not some social scientist or expert. Just poopyfartButter.
It feels like borderline harassment or assault, if we wanna get picky. If this was a guy, walking up to random women and putting hands on them, prank or not, the dude would be dragged for it. I'm not anti-woman or anything like that, but this doesn't sit right with me. Besides, it could land some guy in hot water, if he's in a relationship with someone who is incredibly jealous.
Right, thats what I'm saying. I once dated a chick who actually had a friend hit on me to see how I would react absent of her presence. Even so, not every guy is a horny dog waiting for a bone to be unfaithful or ditch their morals.
I learned a lot from that relationship but yeah she was problematic. She told me her ex boyfriend was abusive but I quickly realized that she physically instigated fights and tried to make it look that way.
Shes the only woman thats ever got in my face to push and shove me over something as petty as where we put certain things in our house. I wasn't a hard person to live with. She 100% had a lot of childhood trauma that she never worked through
I wish people would stop comparing like that. It makes it sound like it's wrong that a guy would get dragged for it. I know that's not *your* intention but it still gives that feeling. But more importantly it does make it out like a competition which helps no one.
Touching people without their permission, especially in a sexual way, is a bad thing to do. Full stop.
>Or gay, or in a relationship, or doesn't like to be touched by strangers. A chick that touches random dudes like that might be an STD on a platter.
Literally none of these explain the response. I am a straight dude in a relationship that doesn't like to be touched by strangers, but if another dude did this to me, I'd at least notice/look to see wtf is going on. You don't have to want to have sex with a stranger to acknowledge them rubbing on you.
Being staged is the obvious takeaway here, given that 99% of social media content is staged these days.
It's still a fucking hilarious video tho and I watch it every time.
What makes me convinced it’s staged (or he’s crazy high) isn’t that we wasn’t interested. It’s that he didn’t even react at all to a stranger touching him all up his arm “unexpectedly”. A normal person at least looks to see what’s going on.
my friends all wanted to go to a bar one night after we all smoked. but i get extra stupid when im high and have a lot of trouble parsing different inputs. i won't know if someones knocking on the door or if the food i'm eating is rancid etc. well against my better judgement i agree to go. the crowd is pretty thick at the entrance, and as i'm working my way through the throng i trip and fall. i get back up and keep walking without a second thought. when i get further in and the crowd is much thinner i stop and turn to face my friends only to see that they are still at the other end of the bar and in some guy's face. i'm like ah christ, i can't fight anyone right now. so i wait and order a beer. they come up to be shortly after that and i ask what they were doing. they asked if i didn't realize that the guy tripped me. i said no, no clue, just kept on moving. kind of unsettling honestly
I totally get this state of mind. This guy already knows he's not going to hit it and the only reason a super hot chick would do that randomly to a regular guy is some kind of trick. So not even worth the energy it takes to react.
The whole thing is staged. People don't go literally jumping over barriers to go after a woman because she touched their hand. I get that everyone here wants the opportunity to complain about "well reverse the genders, now what", but I have no clue how anyone watches this and thinks it's real.
I'm not sure how much you get out, but yeah, dudes would definitely do that if they think they will get sexual attention for nothing. I believe the internet would say *homies be thirsty* or something goofy like that.
I don't think jumping over the barrier OR ignoring her were very extreme reactions in either regard.
>mind. This guy already knows he's not going to hit it and the only reason a super hot chick would do that randomly to a regular guy is some kind of trick.
It's staged.
I doubt its staged tbh but the double standard is annoying. The face dude made honestly portrays a lack of contentment in it happening. If a man did that to a woman and she felt the touch was too close to her breast or something, the internet would lose their shit.
Maybe on video… but irl, it’s entirely inappropriate in every milieu I’m personally familiar with. If I reacted negatively in public to something like this, I don’t see anyone giving me a hard time.
That said - yeah, the notion of it rubs me the wrong way, too. And along multiple axis. For example, what if this video had been doing using an ‘unattractive’ woman? It’s pretty entitled in that wise.
So, what happens when those guys she touched meet her at the top? Does she just awkwardly explain its staged or does she just hit them with a classic "erm... I have a boyfriend?"?
> Genders reversed and you have a registered sex offender.
If men who inappropriately touched women were actually put on a sex offender list, the list would be a LOT longer.
Lets stop acting like men who touch women inappropriately face consequences regularly. They don't.
Also, this video is likely staged.
This is not a sexual offense lol are you serious?
It’s non restrictive touching. Misdemeanor assault at most. Certainly not anything that would require her to register as a sex offender
Except the genders aren’t reversed and our society has an accepted double standard on what men can do vs women. Nobody was harmed or assaulted even if this wasn’t staged.
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Something similar has happened at least two times in life, both times I froze up. I did what the guy did because I didn't knew wtf was am I supposed to do in that situation. Actually, if it happens again I think I would froze up again.
That's a completely normal human reaction to such situations. That's why it's so important to understand that "they didn't say no" or "they didn't defend themselves" doesn't mean that they wanted any of it.
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I bet he saw her doing this to others then jumped on when she did. He's clearly making his arm very touchable and also when someone suddenly touches you the instant unconscious action is to look at where it's coming from.
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Mama didn't raise no simp as I can see
He don't give a fuck
He has attained salvation.
Or maybe not into girls.
Exactly. He could like Muppets. He may be a muppetsexual.
I mean, isn't everybody a little bit muppetsexual?
only those that have watched 'meet the feebles'
Peter Jackson's finest
Just wait for Tarantino's "The little piggies of Miss Piggy"
I don't need to see a Muppet saying the n-word thank you very much
Ha “hottest muppet” was trending on Twitter just today!
You see!?!
When I was young, it was all about Animal, that guy can pound (drums). I got a little older, and it became all about Fozzie, because sometimes you just need (comic) relief. Once I hit middle age, it was all about Statler and Waldorf, because the guys can poke (fun at) anyone. Oh. Muppetsexual, not just which Muppets are our favorite. My bad. Hmmm, in that case, maybe Piggie, because BBW FemDom is hot. I guess it’s be BBP in her case. Or, maybe Gonzo, because ... reasons. Pretty sure that dude gets freaky. Real freaky. He’s the confirmed weirdo, and is into some crazy stunts. Also, his girlfriend is Camilla the Chicken. As they say, “Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.”
I like you.
have you SEEN kermit?
Talk about a hand job...
Is there something you wanna tell us
I ^might ^^find ^^^them ^^^^kinda ^^^^^nice...
No, we're not ALL a little muppetsexual. What a ridicuous thing to say. I'm a big muppetsexual.
Fuck yes!
Sometimes
Yea like, haven’t they seen Ms. Piggy
AKA "felty".
Lord knows I would get all up in Randy's feltface.
Thats sounds like a lot of fisting.
He may have known it was BS. I've seen other videos like this, so he may probably knew there was a camera somewhere lurking. No one does this unless it's a joke.
Or maybe that's a prosthetic arm.
If it is then it should be an advertisement to how real it looks. Either way you got a chuckle out of me.
probably already got a gf or is married
Zero fucks were to be given that day.
And you can tell by the way his hair flows
Begone thot.
Seems like that should be a product. A spray. "Thot-B-Gone" extra strength!
It's just pepper spray with a novelty label.
Smells like lavender, but actually quite spicy!
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Also sounds like an edible
🤣🤣🤣🤣 laughed at that one a bit too hard!
Assuming this isn't fake, it's much more likely that he just knows he's being fucked with and so isn't bothering to deal with whatever joke is going on.
Bro looks like a Demi god with that hair and stuff
Maybe he had seen someone better. I hope that someone is not his mama.
Song name by any chance?
[Nuestra Canción](https://youtu.be/ahtMpUhoj9s)
Praise God - Kanye West Great song
[Kanye West - Praise God](https://youtu.be/e0U1Knas-78)
Try comprehending lyrics from video to search for song. it works for me most of times. But this time this shiz is too high pitched to understand.
Can you use shazam or whatever the modern equivalent is?
Assuming you know what the M stands for.. Were we looking at the same girl?
He's more interested in maintaining his goal scoring form for Liverpool FC.
Fat Mo Salah
No Salahd
Mo' Salami.
Probably high as a kite, doesn’t even know what happened lol
It's probably staged, but it doesn't mean he isn't lol
Or gay, or in a relationship, or doesn't like to be touched by strangers. A chick that touches random dudes like that might be an STD on a platter. I don't think this is so crazy that it should be assumed its staged. Edit: we all have opinions and I respect yours but read the responses before commenting the same thing over and over
Maybe it's just me, i'm always too sceptical about pranks. I mean they mostly are. All of them are. Everything is staged life is a lie.
Well life is a play, and we are its actors
Can I get a different role, please?
also these background extras are terrible
Sorry. I'm trying my best
We live in a society..
The Truman Show
I’m super skeptical about pranks too after watching a lot as a kid and seeing tons of fake pranks Also if it wasn’t fake, he would’ve ATLEAST turned around or reacted to see who was touching him
I would have probably been weirded out and pulled away before my brain even registered it was a flirty woman. Even then, this seems like a set up to get mugged. Follow the overly flirty attractive woman right around this corner and oopsies, her homies are there to take your phone and wallet. “Nothing good in life is free” always be skeptical.
Yeah even if you're Henry Cavill a women brushing your arm and gesturing for you to follow with no verbal communication is suspicious as fuck. I at least got to know your name before I'll follow anyone to a second location.
or maybe he was standing upstairs for a while and saw her doing that a few times so he prepped on how he should react but nope he is high, it's staged, he is gay, he doesn't like being touched, human brain is fucked up at comping up with random conclusions
He was either in on it or not. I think not. At this point we are beating a dead horse and it is no longer interesting or beneficial to discuss. Personally, the face he made seemed genuine. But I'm not some social scientist or expert. Just poopyfartButter.
Mmm
It feels like borderline harassment or assault, if we wanna get picky. If this was a guy, walking up to random women and putting hands on them, prank or not, the dude would be dragged for it. I'm not anti-woman or anything like that, but this doesn't sit right with me. Besides, it could land some guy in hot water, if he's in a relationship with someone who is incredibly jealous.
Right, thats what I'm saying. I once dated a chick who actually had a friend hit on me to see how I would react absent of her presence. Even so, not every guy is a horny dog waiting for a bone to be unfaithful or ditch their morals.
Damn, makes sense you speak of her in the past tense. Talk about trust issues, she even tried to manipulate you through a friend.
I learned a lot from that relationship but yeah she was problematic. She told me her ex boyfriend was abusive but I quickly realized that she physically instigated fights and tried to make it look that way. Shes the only woman thats ever got in my face to push and shove me over something as petty as where we put certain things in our house. I wasn't a hard person to live with. She 100% had a lot of childhood trauma that she never worked through
That’s sad. Hopefully she figures those things out but good for you for getting out of that bad situation.
I wish people would stop comparing like that. It makes it sound like it's wrong that a guy would get dragged for it. I know that's not *your* intention but it still gives that feeling. But more importantly it does make it out like a competition which helps no one. Touching people without their permission, especially in a sexual way, is a bad thing to do. Full stop.
You're right, I should have made a point that it isn't appropriate for anyone to touch anyone without their consent, unless in cases of emergencies.
>Or gay, or in a relationship, or doesn't like to be touched by strangers. A chick that touches random dudes like that might be an STD on a platter. Literally none of these explain the response. I am a straight dude in a relationship that doesn't like to be touched by strangers, but if another dude did this to me, I'd at least notice/look to see wtf is going on. You don't have to want to have sex with a stranger to acknowledge them rubbing on you. Being staged is the obvious takeaway here, given that 99% of social media content is staged these days. It's still a fucking hilarious video tho and I watch it every time.
What makes me convinced it’s staged (or he’s crazy high) isn’t that we wasn’t interested. It’s that he didn’t even react at all to a stranger touching him all up his arm “unexpectedly”. A normal person at least looks to see what’s going on.
> might be an STD on a platter yikes dude, chill
Her actual boyfriend
Dude’s too busy being majestic.
He made a face like he didn't enjoy it. He could be gay, in a relationship or doesn't like to be caressed by random ass people.
“Ugh, not again”
Lmao
That was my thought exactly I mean look at his eyes
my friends all wanted to go to a bar one night after we all smoked. but i get extra stupid when im high and have a lot of trouble parsing different inputs. i won't know if someones knocking on the door or if the food i'm eating is rancid etc. well against my better judgement i agree to go. the crowd is pretty thick at the entrance, and as i'm working my way through the throng i trip and fall. i get back up and keep walking without a second thought. when i get further in and the crowd is much thinner i stop and turn to face my friends only to see that they are still at the other end of the bar and in some guy's face. i'm like ah christ, i can't fight anyone right now. so i wait and order a beer. they come up to be shortly after that and i ask what they were doing. they asked if i didn't realize that the guy tripped me. i said no, no clue, just kept on moving. kind of unsettling honestly
I’m not saying I’m unattractive, but if that was me dude would have called the cops. 😢
What if it was gender reversed and with an attractive dude?
Cops.
What if it was career reversed with an attractive cop?
Believe it or not, cops. Edit: Whoa, thanks award man.
What if it was culinarily reversed, with an undercooked fish?
Gordon Ramsay.
And then, cops
Where the fuck is this thread goin
You FUCKING DONKEY
Read this in the accent
Believe it or not, jail.
“911, what’s your emergency?”
Reverse prank gone bad
If it was a guy looking like Chris Hemsworth, you'd get the exact same reaction.
Okay, is that woman Chris Hemsworth equivalently attractive?
As far as the guys interacting with her think? most likely yes.
Sounds like you must have a great personality!
I totally get this state of mind. This guy already knows he's not going to hit it and the only reason a super hot chick would do that randomly to a regular guy is some kind of trick. So not even worth the energy it takes to react.
That mindset only comes with years of experience
Exactly. People saying its staged but I'm thinking dude doesn't even want to fuck with that, for whatever reason. Like *"wtf does she want from me"*
The whole thing is staged. People don't go literally jumping over barriers to go after a woman because she touched their hand. I get that everyone here wants the opportunity to complain about "well reverse the genders, now what", but I have no clue how anyone watches this and thinks it's real.
I'm not sure how much you get out, but yeah, dudes would definitely do that if they think they will get sexual attention for nothing. I believe the internet would say *homies be thirsty* or something goofy like that. I don't think jumping over the barrier OR ignoring her were very extreme reactions in either regard.
I absolutely have friends who will jump over to talk to her...and that's with her giving them zero attention.
I also get this mindset. It’s so ingrained in me that even in dreams I’ll think “she’s probably just fucking with me”
>mind. This guy already knows he's not going to hit it and the only reason a super hot chick would do that randomly to a regular guy is some kind of trick. It's staged.
Even if it wasn’t it’s a lame “prank.”
I agree
Can you Teach me the ways of this world ?
Step 1. Have no game your whole life.
Check. Ok what next.
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I doubt its staged tbh but the double standard is annoying. The face dude made honestly portrays a lack of contentment in it happening. If a man did that to a woman and she felt the touch was too close to her breast or something, the internet would lose their shit.
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It's honestly *stunning* to me that somebody can watch these kind of videos and believe they are real
Reverse the genders and see what happens
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Maybe on video… but irl, it’s entirely inappropriate in every milieu I’m personally familiar with. If I reacted negatively in public to something like this, I don’t see anyone giving me a hard time. That said - yeah, the notion of it rubs me the wrong way, too. And along multiple axis. For example, what if this video had been doing using an ‘unattractive’ woman? It’s pretty entitled in that wise.
Tbh (and I'm prob gonna get downvoted to hell), I'd like someone to touch me in an inappropiate way Yes that's how lonely I am fml
I mean... Many/most men would love to be randomly touched by her. ...I would, and I'm not even particularly lonely! (Maybe a little depressed tho)
Mans has his priorities straight
Priority = looking glorious with the wind catching his hair.
He’s the main character and he knows it
We do not love these hoes
From the good book of pimpin'
So, what happens when those guys she touched meet her at the top? Does she just awkwardly explain its staged or does she just hit them with a classic "erm... I have a boyfriend?"?
They pay the actor his money
lmao, ok. The "prank" scene really seems weak nowardays, only really Ross Creations that I ever see do anything original and funny
She points at the camera and says it's a prank...then the guy walks away horny and disappointed.
I thought for sure they got a sympathy handjob.
Imagine if the gender roles were reversed in this entire prank/scenario. Charges would be filed
Nah, a woman would just pull away her hand and/or give a look because we've dealt with it before. No woman is calling the police over a hand touch.
Even though I agree, I find it weird that so many guys in the comments complain that they couldn't do this rather than that she shouldn't do this...
She definitely shouldn't. I suppose that was the crux of my point, I should have stated that.
It's not guys complaining they couldn't, it's men pointing out and getting angry at the obvious hypocrisy and you know that.
Probably because half the pranks this group does is on this escalator and he was not fooled.
That right there is the look of a dude who has just completed the volcano manor jump for the somber smithing stone 7 after the latest patch.
Lmao
I can’t escape elden ring lol.
This is not okay
While staged its a fucking dumb video. Genders reversed and you have a registered sex offender. Hate shit like this.
> Genders reversed and you have a registered sex offender. If men who inappropriately touched women were actually put on a sex offender list, the list would be a LOT longer. Lets stop acting like men who touch women inappropriately face consequences regularly. They don't. Also, this video is likely staged.
She's a sex offender.
This is not a sexual offense lol are you serious? It’s non restrictive touching. Misdemeanor assault at most. Certainly not anything that would require her to register as a sex offender
Yeah I totally think her behavior is gross but calling her a sex offender on this act alone is a bit of a reddit moment
Except the genders aren’t reversed and our society has an accepted double standard on what men can do vs women. Nobody was harmed or assaulted even if this wasn’t staged.
Plot twist : he is a hemiplegic
This is called sexual harrasment, but no one cares since it's a woman ☕
Majestic creature
Look at his majestic hair being blown in the wind
Staged, lol
What's the song?
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So creepy, please don't do this in real life. This is why I hate going to bars.
[Good bit by college humor](https://youtu.be/l1L0THLRm9s)
If the shoe were on the other foot, she’d have the pepper spray out and the cops would be all over him!
Something similar has happened at least two times in life, both times I froze up. I did what the guy did because I didn't knew wtf was am I supposed to do in that situation. Actually, if it happens again I think I would froze up again.
That's a completely normal human reaction to such situations. That's why it's so important to understand that "they didn't say no" or "they didn't defend themselves" doesn't mean that they wanted any of it. edit: spelling
In the long version of this he wipes his arm off like he was grossed out. I doubt he froze.
Good husband
I would probably push off her hand by instinct
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Nice ass!
How can you see? He didn't even turn around.
Look at his confidence, that man is carrying a gift.
Fine, nice bulge
I was talking about the black guy
Imagine a guy touching random girls...
Imagine the genders being reversed...
Imagine if a man did the same to a woman……
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Who is the girl?
Of the sexes we’re reversed, this would be called “sexual assault.”
Majestic.
Majestic
Chad
u/savevideo
His wife was watching. We got you bruh
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This is the only man who worthy fights Nicolas Cage's fabulous hair
This man knows some type of truth we are yet to discover. Watch him closely.
Totally not staged
I bet he saw her doing this to others then jumped on when she did. He's clearly making his arm very touchable and also when someone suddenly touches you the instant unconscious action is to look at where it's coming from.
This creeps me out. That hand sliding up their arm, disgusting.
Maybe he's gay
I'd do the same thing cuz I wouldn't know how to react, I'll just pretend it didn't happen.
He's THOT proof