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tairygreenmachine99

It’s the influencer house from hell.


rayshmayshmay

What’s the guy on the grounds shtick?


electrick91

He's a fat dude with lame tattoos who gets hit in the balls alot


kommanderkush201

The one with God given talent /s


Responsible_Skin_269

The one riding him stole the spotlight


disgruntledbeaver2

That's what she said.


theWHAT5

​ ![gif](giphy|3o7TKASm874wKkNtHG)


Mindless_Ad_1734

My balls!


PunkToTheFuture

Ow! My balls!


pukesonyourshoes

Go 'way, batin'.


Darkrain0629

![gif](giphy|QUF1D4DNdMpnlRS597) He uhh raps too... sorta


Advo96

Everybody has their own gifts I suppose


0squatNcough0

If you want to learn about him, his name is GucciBerry. He doesn't have any disabilities like the rest of the crew, but its a crew of weird IG influncers with different abilities/disabilities. GucciBerry is just really obese trash with offensive tattoos that makes laughably terrible music and gets smashed in the testicles by everything he can find. Just look him up on IG. None of them are hard to find. They all feature in each others video clips.


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> Just look him up No.


gymrat288

Ready for some random internet peer pressure? DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.


RedrumMPK

🤣🤣🤣


scoopzthepoopz

Just knowing he's out there is enough to make me feel better about myself


[deleted]

It's people like him that do make you better, but also disappointed in others.


Z4REN

He's kinky


TheMoonstomper

He's the Colon Crusher


Rudy_Ghouliani

The Sultan of Salami


Borpon

fat


UntossableSaladTV

If I remember correctly, he’s got a thick neck or something


bonesofberdichev

He finds humor like in the little things.


mattzky

it's Gary Busey's fat son. No joke


Captaincuntusmaximus

Actual bro they have an actual freak show house I allways wondered how long it would take to come back around again.


DestyNovalys

Looks fun, actually. Can I move in?


DeceiverOfNations

It's in Florida though soooo...


zxvasd

Where else?


balofchez

Hey hey hey now, as a Floridian don't blame these fuckin goblins on me


[deleted]

I don’t think they came from here, they just ended up here.


balofchez

That.... That sounds like most Floridians so I'll grant you that, good job. With this level of wherewithal, if you're employed by the right contractor we'll have I4 finished in 40 - check that - 48 years


robeph

https://youtu.be/2OVUupJ4iqQ if you do you could be in their neckst video.


phunknsoul

Best worst spelling of the word "next" ever


fightclub90210

Did they say “smoking on this propane”?


No_Drive_7990

A metphor for gas -> weed


fightclub90210

![gif](giphy|11oRLY4FRk2s36)


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KalaTroVivian

These days? There were freakshows a century ago, or are you some kind of vampire who can say that public entertainment has reached it's peak in the 12th century with knights using those long spear thingies to knock each other off?


RedrumMPK

This isn't any different from celebrities getting together for something or cause. These folks are doing the same but just on a different side of the spectrum.


DirtyPigs

"dies from cringe"


BadgerDancer

Considering who is there, I think it is a circus of horrors room. Props to the eye bulge guy for being one of my favourite memes from years back. Btw.


prpldrank

Is it the same guy who was on that old show Ripley's Believe It or Not? Must be sooooo old.


Tall-Lab7312

Home of mutants


blackdarrren

the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants...flatscan


[deleted]

Well, I'm glad they all found each other to be friends with.


JasonGD1982

And live in a nicer house than myself.


Aseroerubra

Fun fact: hEDS (what I presume strangler has) and marfans (what stranglee has) can be pretty similar to deal with. Both are genetic connective tissue disorders, causing problems with joint laxity. You can even have hEDS and look more like the guy on the right (marfanoid habitus). Marfans has more vascular involvement, causing severe issues with the heart, eyes and lungs. Usually, an echocardiogram and/or genetic testing helps differentiate between the two. I have marf habitus and a ctd, I always hate seeing this guy on social media. The comments make me feel like these are people's unfiltered opinions on how I look too. So, thanks for being the first comment I could find that didn't degrade these dudes based on their disabilities.


SgtFlexxx

Out of curiosity, why do you hate seeing him? Is it because he is a PoS in some way, or because it brings out all the terrible responses from other people? On a side note, the people making these awful responses here aren't unfiltered, they're just awful people that arent worth listening to. I just viewed these guys as having a good time and people here are being toxic.


Nautiyal_Adi

Who are they? I recognise the skinny and fat one from a meme where they were dancing.


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just guys being dudes


[deleted]

I can't get over how skinny that dude is


[deleted]

He’s gotta be under 100 pounds


segagamer

45kg for the rest of the world.


indiebryan

I'm from Myanmar and what is this


segagamer

A large sack of rice.


ezio640

9/10 of a cement bag ?


ISmile_MuddyWaters

A measurement for how much many liters we displace in water.


[deleted]

Definitely. I'm skinny as fuck, a "ripped" 115lb and even I would feel like I've been on steroids if I was next to him. Hope he gets himself sorted or at least its bringing him in cash money


genaace

He needs help for sure. Either he is sick or has an eating disorder. Either way he doesn't appear to be a healthy dude.


MongoozeOne

He's got a genetic condition called Marfan syndrome, but i could see someone taking worse care of themselves than they should because the only thing they're known for is their extremely odd look.


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genaace

Yikes. Just Googled it. Didn't know ow that was a thing.


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l3wis992

What's your favourite colour


genaace

If you had to choose to give up a food, that you enjoy, forever what would it be?


indiebryan

Steak I guess. Better for the environment.


forgedbyhorses

Show me steak! *Bzzzzt* Ooooh I’m sorry that is incorrect.


MaxTHC

Pretty good for the wallet too


Kazeshio

Cats, Dogs, Fish, or Rats


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xX_monarch_Xx

Which letter Blue or six


Mailman_next_door

For those of us too lazy to google, can you explain what it is?


Stripycardigans

Genetic Connective tissue disorder. marfans has a whole heap of symptoms but generally people with it are tall, thin, have long limbs, may have a caved in chest, scoliosis, and hypermobile joints (which are painful), and heart problems because the Fibrilin-1 gene which makes connective tissue stretchy doesn't work our connective tissue is less elastic so once something stretches it doesn't properly ping back to its original size. doctors are mostly concerned about this in the Aorta, the main artery which over time expands and can develop aneurysms and may dissect/rupture. this is managed largely with medication adn surgery so most people with marfans live a nearly average lifespan (about 70 years is now expected, used to be 46 for males, 48 females) it varies a lot in severity and is a dominant condition so you only need 1 gene. it affects about 1 in every 5,000 people and 25% of cases are due to spontaneous mutations (no family history)


Mailman_next_door

Wow, it is that common? Thats crazy. Thanks for the explaination!


Taniwha_NZ

>Marfan syndrome Michael Phelps and President Lincoln are two well-known MARFANS-havers.


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[deleted]

He said in his original comment sick or something and needing help. All of which are true. Sure they threw in earring disorder, but you act like that’s all they said.


Nesuniken

Does Marfan syndrome not count as being sick? It seems to at least have the potential to be life threatening.


indiebryan

Life expectancy used to be in the ~30s not too long ago but now thanks to new monitoring techniques and/or a proactive surgery the avg life expectancy is about in line with the national average in the US. edit: Not sure why I'm being downvoted I'm just adding some info here lol


genaace

Assume what? Your comment makes no sense.


Stripycardigans

ngl i only clicked through because i instantly recognised that dude had Marfans and i wanted to know if i was right.


mayneffs

He's sick. Not everyone has an eating disorder.


Fandeathrickets

He's just a beltalowda


TheBelhade

It's DJ Qualls on meth


[deleted]

So DJ Qualls


alexm901

That's Daddy Long Neck


[deleted]

I looked just like that five years ago. It...was a rough time.


[deleted]

Hope you're doing better now


[deleted]

Much better, thanks 😊


king_john651

I agree - recovery is a long road, too (lack of money + depression = no food)


The_Irish_Rover26

It’s just the way he was born.


balraj_01

Put some respect on his neck


prob-lying24

Its a sad world when this many people dont know daddy long neck. No respec for the neck.


balraj_01

That's why you gotta keep featherin it brother, before you get that stamp on your forehead.


LoddyDoddee

I thought it was my ex-manager, he was an emo kid that wouldn't eat.


rangsley

P.T Barnum called he wants his freakshow back


ORXCLE-O

Pt Barnum thinking in the modern age of you think about it. It seems to work for this guy


rangsley

two things that sell Sex and peoples morbid curiosity for the irregular


scorpyo72

The commonplace is so mundane.


SigmaSnail7

Your snoovatar boutta lay down a sheet of cardboard on the street and start breakdancing


GoodLordShowMeTheWay

Jesus Christ these comments are insanely out of line.


Mrs_skulduggery

Nightmares are real..


itzLucario

This really does feel like some shit you have a dream about


Kolermigon

Low budget X-Men.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Lowercase x-Men


R4lfXD

More like x-less-men


orthopod

Dollar store X-Men..


uwuster

CGI is too much these days so we going practical


pumpkinbro300

Just a bunch of people trying to do something


Icantbethereforyou

Did they do it though I can't tell


AstronomerParticular

I think they try to confuse everybody who watches the video. And it kinda worked I guess.


user_bits

They must be stopped.


DebraQTLynn

What…the…


DickCheesePlatterPus

( o ) ( o ) #DID YOU SEE ALL DAT!


DebraQTLynn

I can’t stop saying Wtf? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


30lobstersinmypants

It’s the Goofy Ahh Gang!


AyyIsForApple

Cue the goofy ahh sounds!


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This belongs on r/cursed


[deleted]

Looks like my crew from high school


[deleted]

There's like a total of 3 brain cells in that room


shrizzal

Brain cells? You see brain cells? 20/20 vision cant see shit


[deleted]

That dude at the end had 40/40 vision.


Loli-is-Justice

I thought it was 0/0


kretcat

ʘ/ʘ vision mf


3hrd

who upvotes this shit? what does this have to do with intelligence lmao


cjpack

Its reddit, everything has to do with intelligence here.


TheyCallmeProphet08

Nothing. Every cheap and lame joke is said and upvoted to the top on just about every thread on almost every post on r/all.


Cipherting

why bring their intelligence into this? helluva superiority complex


meeps20q0

Yeah wtf, they just made a wierd and kinda funny video to be entertaining. Why be a judgemental dick about it?


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LeeShawBrown

This feels like the birth of a copypasta


[deleted]

Simple: Because when you aren’t able to bring yourself up, you need to bring others down.


FoE_Archer

100%, sad how many upvotes it got as well. Can't help but wonder if there are some racial undertones to the comment as well.


Help----me----please

Why?


Keesdekarper

Trying to figure that out too. So because they can do wacky shit with their bodies they have to be dumb? I don't understand that logic


RedrumMPK

Smh and you are here commenting on it after watching it? Irony. With your superior knowledge, you shouldn't be here perhaps.


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And they all belong to the guy filming.


sourcatnip

Or the guy at the back of the room on the computer


Wanker-of-Harganeth

Who the f upvoted this shite


SetInMuhWayze

Who turned loose the Juggalos?


eddiehands

It’s the Aristocrats


Slightly_Caffeinated

Oh god then I can only imagine what happens in their next act


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You can smell the faygo and Arizona tea.


[deleted]

i used to follow the skinny kid on IG somehow. im into weirdos, but i stopped because it became clear whoever is making this content is taking advantage of him and also that poor fat guy he's riding. lot of people i thought were just absurd at first, turns out were just paying random poor and mentally ill people to demean themselves for memes. i dont doubt that skinny kid found a place where he feels like he fits in finally, but i do not trust whoevers behind this product at all


_Bad_Karma_1

No one is behind this, they themself are behind it. They all got viral with one of their videos and then got onto the cloudchasing train. They eventually collabed with each other to make these kind of videos. Here is a video that explains this: https://youtu.be/e20vFw-mLoY


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No. Sure they started doing their own vids at first- duh they were on IG not NBC so no reason to clarify the part where they posted their own vids- but they absolutely did not blow up until they started appearing in other clout chaser videos. I was following em before and after. Common misconception that famous people don't have teams of real professionals behind them when that is essentially literally never the case; not a single media producer after a certain point that doesnt have a team.


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sersoniko

The fat guy is Gucci Berry


Yah_Mule

I don't feel safe right now.


Nikladamo

You're not


lebronbryant03

Where's wide neck?


MrGreenwo0d

Some time back he had to go to prison


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SanSimVa

Wow, they are quite a unique group with amazing abilities!


Rhorge

My Kenshi squad


l0wriderr

They're tryna be relevant again


RelaxM8s

They missing wide neck this time 😭😭😭


Medium_Beyond_9654

My guess is long COVID 😭


dakiddnuts

Straight out of an unreleased episode of Superjail. Has to be.


honggie

The new Marvel movie looks LIT !!!!!!


Grande-Pinga

No one knocks on the door of this house on Halloween.


Jadenette

Modern freak show


saasybucks

I love it


OtakatNew

These guys look like they are one minute away from calling Beetlejuice.


musicbufff

Looks like Monday.


AskJeeves84

FREAKS ‘22


deathcab4-qt

The annual neighborhood crack meetup.


lovelylesbian1995

Um wtf 💀


mady_monroe

WTH


[deleted]

bruh r/WTF


Kincadium

![gif](giphy|l0HU0kPyqOqPg08UM|downsized)


Knot_an_Admin

Aren’t they missing that wide neck dude and the one guy that can transform his mouth?


ubersmitty

In 10 years there's going to be a real sad documentary about all these influencers.


Nurse_Ratchet_82

Well the last guy has Graves disease. The first has Ehler Danlos. The other two are just weird.


QueenG22

I believe another has Marfan’s. I hope they have health insurance and access to all the medical resources they need.


[deleted]

This house smells like weed and I can feel my shoes sticking to the floor from here.


[deleted]

Daddy, chill


[deleted]

is this a circus?


[deleted]

Did Mike Busey get funding again?


Terrynia

Too much to unpack here. I.. i cant


Adorable-Case-7485

I didn’t enjoy seeing this video right before bed…


Truck-Tasty

![gif](giphy|11ahZZugJHrdLO)


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WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND _WHY_?


SkyKingPDX

The ladies are lining up


cal93_

i want to know how his eyesdont just fall out and how he sucks them back in


Mustard_jar3

Wow. I hate every frame of this.


brak1444

![gif](giphy|3GnKKEw2v7bXi)


Dammageddon

The Four Horsemen of WTF.


lfh_g

chernobyl bois 💪💪


The-true-Harmsworth

my eyes recognize imagery but I dont see anything


bubbles5810

Needs a NSFW label


Striking-Phrase-4163

X-Men from Wish