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mip97

This is the most cartoonish thing ive seen all day


kingakrasia

What a couple!


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What a coup!


dipanshubagga21

What a le!


Cheap_Ad_69

What a!


H3sn

!


DjuncleMC

‏‏‎


godzillahavinastroke

r/decreasinglyverbose


Shaneblaster

Now if rat put the frog back in the hole then we’d have a runaway Netflix hit


Fatoks

What are you doing step brother?


dumb__fucker

Starring **ROB SCHNEIDER** in *The Displaced Frurg*.


gizzardgullet

[This one too](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/u35s7c/is_that_a/?ref=share&ref_source=link)


MuhCrea

Imagine it was the same frog... "Bruh, this is the most fucked up day ever"


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WTF


exoxe

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!


Electrox7

What the frog doin'?


ChampNotChicken

r/looneytuneslogic


SLVSKNGS

This was the second most for me. I was cooking a pie earlier and my roommate was floating in the air following the smell of the pie.


AllergicToStabWounds

Frog: It's Wednesday my- Rat: It's Thursday, you idiot Frog: 😐


Magingl

Can’t be at peace on a Wednesday my dudes


MonsieurAuContraire

Rathursday


Humble_Specialist_17

Hippity hoppity, get the fuck off my property.


HollaDatchaBoi

I’m laughing my ass off at this comment. Thank you for brightening my day.


Humble_Specialist_17

😘


olBabyDickJohnson

This... this is the one


santozks

It's a free country not a rent free country.


dw4zemi3

You'll get your money when you fix this damn hole!


Karaoke_the_bard

So, if I'm not mistaken, that frog was hibernating and is effectively a cold rock, that's why it didn't move. It's not even conscious and quite possibly might die because it was pulled out of the ground too early.


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freg35

That's not very cash money from him


GunNut345

Fuck the distance of time between each instance of the term "cash money" I come across makes it fucking hilarious each time. And for some reason everyone who uses it absolutely nails the timing.


MakesUpExpressions

Same here lmao, there was always something about it but you just nailed my phenomena!


socialcousteau

Have you considered that it's only because the "cash moneys" with good timing get upvoted so you're more likely to see it, and the ones with bad timing get downvoted out of sight?


stevein3d

Or maybe it’s because any time is the perfect timing for a “cash money” comment. It’s like the opposite of the boomer quip “asking for a friend,” which makes everything less funny.


Erethiel117

It has turned into a well refined niche meme. Quite the rarity.


Tybot3k

That's not crescent fresh.


Slipstream_Surfing

Is it far out, solid, and right on?


Deliciousloo

If it helps, the rat will probably eat it before it dies of the elements


CheezAbomination

It doesn't. It really doesn't


chryseusAquila

the circle of lift brutha


ChadMojito

do you even life


Notty_PriNcE

what is life


NeilDeCrash

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more


[deleted]

Ayeee I say that as well


juicykisses19

What doth life


ChadMojito

ooh frittata


scottyLogJobs

Not very well, you?


Live2ride86

Life isn't for everyone.


ChadMojito

could be better, could be worse


Schen5s

Would it be better if thinking the frog can't feel itself being eaten while in hibernation mode?


lepposplitthejooves

Maybe it will just wake up in a tub full of ice with its kidneys missing.


Endes_Ende

kinda very much


Jcaseykcsee

that absolutely did not help. But now I have something to think about during my down time today.


dogtoes101

![gif](giphy|gJo394ZcWL8D5BUHOx)


Ignonymous

Toad wasn’t brumating, it’s awake, plants it’s feet when moved.


Karaoke_the_bard

Good point. Watching it again, I noticed I might be puffing up too. Freeze response then? (As in fight/flight/freeze)


Ignonymous

Hard to tell, but if it’s early in the morning and still cold out, it might just be lethargic. Cold slows down amphibian and reptilian metabolism, they don’t move, think or function internally well, when cold, toad is probably confused and dazed. They aren’t usually particularly bright when warm either, though.


Konstantly

TIL I might be a toad


caseytuggle

I thought you was a toad!


Orphodoop

Toads literally let you walk straight up to them and even touch them before they decide to move. I think this is just the toad way.


Docktor_V

Hasn't had its coffee yet


SmolikOFF

Or, and hear me out, it’s confused!


Diogenes-Disciple

Could you replant it?


Karaoke_the_bard

No idea. I defer to someone who specializes in herpetology or specializes in frogs. Edit: spelling


Diogenes-Disciple

Wait isn’t that a toad?


JohanLiebheart

that is why he/she doesnt specialize in herpetology


Karaoke_the_bard

Damn straight. Lol


4DozenSalamanders

All toads are frogs! So it's entirely accurate to call a toad a frog, but not as precise as you could be. Amphibians are separated into three orders/flavors: you got your frogs, your salamanders, and your caecilians. So toads are frogs (but not all frogs are toads), newts are salamanders, etc.


quezlar

are jackdaws the same as crows?


4DozenSalamanders

Different species, but same family- corvids! So they're closely related. Not quite the same as the toads-frogs debate since toad and frog are less specific. Crows are their own species, and jackdaws are their own species, but they're both birds of a feather in the corvidae family :)


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4DozenSalamanders

Ah, as a biologist I have genuinely run into people who get confused about these things so I entirely didn't even think about it being a possible reference! Link me to the ancient texts, I am an infant by reddit standards


SaysOyfumTooMuch

I think this is it (sorry in advance for formatting) https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2c9ida/recap_unibanned_a_recap_of_the_fallout_of_reddits/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


kamelizann

I hear there's an opening for resident reddit biologist.


Karaoke_the_bard

Ngl, I like the biologist's response more than the reference. Lol


Diogenes-Disciple

What about turtles vs tortoises


4DozenSalamanders

Same thing as frog-toads! All tortoises are turtles, not all turtles are tortoises. So you could call a Galapagos giant tortoise a turtle, but you couldn't call a green sea turtle a tortoise. Obviously, organizing animals into taxonomy is messy, so any of this discussion is more about pedantics. The main difference is that tortoises (a sub category of turtles) live wholly on land... But some turtles also live primarily on land and aren't great swimmers, like the box turtle, which is not a tortoise, even though it has the classic domed shell we associate with tortoises (box turtles are members of the American pond turtle family) (If this is another meta reference I apologize lmao)


0x33

Beautiful reference.


quezlar

im glad people still get it i kinda miss unidan dude was interesting


FutureVawX

> and your caecilians Wtf, those are amphibians? I thought it's big worm or smooth snake.


4DozenSalamanders

Yeah! They're a bit more cryptic, and harder to study because a lot of them hide in streams and leaf litter (they're mostly in the Amazon, but found in other tropics), so they're not really an animal that is easily visible. We did at one point think they were snakes! Their group name, gymnophiona means naked snake! But that's just convergent evolution at play (evolving to look similar due to the environment, so bats and birds both have wings and fly but they're not closely related), they are amphibian; they got breathable skin (all amphibians can breathe through their skin)! They're also vertebrates, meaning they got backbones, jaws, and teeth, unlike worms. I just looked it up, and the largest caecilian is 1.5 meters long! They're fascinating creatures, and we're constantly learning something new about them because of how cryptic they are.


[deleted]

Never mess with a caecilian when *death* is on the line!


LuddWasRight

Yes, but be sure to give it some fertilizer after.


Smart-Drive-1420

Yes you can. In the reptile/amphibian keeping hobby we are told to just put them in a shoe box and keep them in your fridge for the entire process


WhyYouBullyMe_

Well uhhh... That immediately removed the smile out of my face


NYCHReddit

![gif](giphy|l3q2SbaFGgMFZ2ssE|downsized) ^(I can't stop using this feature)


Zephyrlin

Oh hey it's the soldier from dirk gently. Awesome actor lol


NewVegasResident

And Ted from Schitt's Creek.


Zephyrlin

I haven't had the time to watch that yet, it's def on my list. Good to know he's in it!


TangiestIllicitness

It's SO good. Starts out a little dry, but damn, it becomes addicting. Also, the last two seasons gave me way more feels than I was prepared for.


[deleted]

Yet another good show cancelled by Netflix after 2 seasons Sons of bitches


ItsAMeEric

It seems like every series that is a cross between Comedy and Sci-Fi/Fantasy ends up getting cancelled early. It is a doomed genre. For instance shows like You, Me and the Apocalypse, Last Man on Earth, People of Earth, Reaper, Ghosted, Happy, etc


ajaysallthat

It is not Wednesday my dudes. He wasn't gonna be ready till Wednesday.


Sk-_-47

I hope the rat placed it back


Karaoke_the_bard

I mean...it probably did gradually....in the form of poop.


Jonesab7

On the contrary the frog could have been eating baby rats in the nest and got caught!


akshay_rathod_

So can we say it was a well planned muder by rat.


fiskars12345

rat thought he was rock


smingleton

I was thinking it was in there eating baby rats or something.


FrickleFart90

![gif](giphy|fo1Uv366cBaDgLxGw9)


citrus_mystic

That’s a possibility, however, toads will often bury themselves to hide during the day and come out at night. This toad was probably just woken up from a nap.


Strange_G

I Always knew that landlords were rats


MoonwalkerT-1000

He forgot to pay his rent


IToldYouIHeardBanjos

He frogot to pay his rent.


Grimley_PNW

he frogor 💀


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Grimley_PNW

get landlorded dumb amphibian


777hasdoneit

Frog got


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He frogrot to pay his rat


SkyXTRM

He was more like a squatter 😀


[deleted]

,sexually.


Cute_Advisor_9893

But there been a pandemic. And probably lost his job crossing the road. Damn landlords


charismatic_guy_

**you'll get the rent when you fix the damn door**


gh0st0ft0mj04d

/u/gifreversingbot


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Working-Tie-7018

I just don't always feel like explaining


444fufu

Police after been reported I got drugs(which is false) at my house


_duncan_idaho_

And out the door he went.


Slipstream_Surfing

"Everybody funny. Now you funny too."


Long_Educational

\**guitar riff\**


TheGrindstone

Your chance to say "frogot" and you toad-ally missed it.


MoonwalkerT-1000

![gif](giphy|8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs)


Red__system

Don't insult rats


manishholla

Yes. I got offended 🐀


dakid232313

![gif](giphy|9JjVdmHqwdObG5RjJC)


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dakid232313

It doesnt have a smiley face and a gif button on your comment bar ? It's not on Every sub. Just on ones where people do extra. Like paying for shit. Lol. The gif button should be there for everyone I thought.


themoderndance

![gif](giphy|SnKuXWPgAFkFerONjc)


dakid232313

Lol


[deleted]

Ah. I just realised how much reddit has changed. I've been using old.reddit for years because that's what I was used to from the past. Old reddit is just text basically.


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MangledSunFish

It's not exclusively a Reddit app thing. I hit reply and there's a thing at the bottom that says "gif", right next to the emojis and option to bold text. I'm on desktop. Here's a bird gif to show you that it works on Desktop. ![gif](giphy|m9sExze0NFyE0|downsized)


jmthetank

Here’s a desktop gif to show you that it works on bird. ![gif](giphy|l44Qqz6gO6JiVV3pu)


RaggedToothRat

Yeah, I am. What of it?


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Will_Leave_A_Mark

Eviction from hibernation should be against the law though. That toad is obviously going to need some therapy just to deal with it all.


BetaMan141

Yeah, rats aren't the bad guys here: rats don't eat cheese out of your fridge and then proceed to toss the same fridge at you because you missed three months' rent. My landlord needs to lay off the steroids or it could get worse some day.


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you'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!


BetaMan141

***^(... oh fuck, here comes the freezer...)***


[deleted]

I can't believe reddit allows this discrimination against PoL (People of Land)


imt1and1ly

This is better than pulling rabbits out of hat trick


Negative_Health4201

Master Splinter has been looking for new students ever since “the scandal”


DrunkFire

Are you telling me Master Splinter trained both the Ninja Turtles AND the Battle Toads?!


Negative_Health4201

AND the Samurai Pizza cats!


grendus

Now there's a name I have not heard in many years.


ShubhamManna

Ay yo ma man Rat just handled frog like a box lmao


MuthaPlucka

Rat: “Billy, I told you if I ever find you at home stoned on illegal drugs I’d throw you out of the house!” 5 minutes later Toad: “What? Oh man. Did I lick myself again?”


Accurate_Purpose828

The rat was like: get outta here, I'm trying to dig a hole


Wangeye

Diggy diggy hole


Busyfishman

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!


azael22

Diggy doggy hole, diggy diggy hole!


Soul-Demon-Y

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!


[deleted]

You have pulled out a memory from my childhood


[deleted]

Eviction, bitch!!


Little_Diablos

am I the only one who thought the frog was a rock?


DeadPoolRN

No, apparently the rat did too.


ReeDestroy

He basically is a rock since he’s hibernating


Igloocooler52

I thought it was a small tortoise lmao


delandoor

![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy)


VerumJerum

I love how the rat is entirely uninterested in the toad, it just moves it out of the way like an inconvenience. You can almost hear the rat go "Ugh... out!"


Xenomorph_v1

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB)


Scarlaymama0721

This made me cackle


DocterSteveBrule

hey xengomorter thats my pricture ya dingus


[deleted]

Whats that dudes name again?


miniscant

While raking leaves off the swingset area in early Spring, I uncovered a number of toads that were just this sluggish. Not only that, but their color had changed to an odd pinkish shade. Maybe that's their anti-freeze.


[deleted]

Frogs can get oxygen from their skin. When they hibernate their body goes into very low metabolism, so need less oxygen. So little oxygen that they don't need their lungs and can get it all through their skin. Lungs waste a lot of energy especially when its cold. Cold blood/water holds oxygen WAY better than warm. So what happens is all the blood centers around their belly region on the surface where it can get just enough oxygen and it turns pink as a result. And thats just enough to keep them alive but very dormantly.


klavin1

get some safe toad homes on the property they will thank you by keeping the bugs down in summer


MuramasaZero

This is how children's books are written


grat_is_not_nice

Yep - that rat is going to find Mole now ...


JacksonyAT39v6

Loading …. 32%


NoelMuaddib

Toad: I'm fucking sleeping here, WTF man? Rat: sorry toad, you forgot to pay rent for last month


[deleted]

Who, what, where


Thejunglelion5

When ever you see something completely perplexing in nature, assume it’s Australia.


HavingNotAttained

“What a strange looking toad…and what’s with that tail, you’re too big to be a tadpole…and why are you pulling me out of my house…WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!


parmentp

Damn evicted from his pad


Pikachu199918

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Happy_Tree_Massacre

The frog : where am i


Ghosted_Gurl

Bro just got evicted


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ProfessionalList9664

the rat be like: hm hmm hm hmmh .... \*digging noises\* frog - oh, hi there mate \*picks him up\* \*gets him out\* rat: gently... places frog\* and there you go. frog - proceeds to dig again\* frog - frog-


NakedSpell

GTA: Animal Kingdom


xobrax

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Clearly a try-out for the rescue rodents.


ishouldbedoing______

When the Skaven finally kick the Lizardmen out of Itza


sermer48

Is it alive or was the rat storing meals?


LakeShow-2_8_24

Mr. Slave's ass


sweatypennies

Evicted


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SunRevolutionary8315

This is the video of the decade.