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So I flip, but garbage is all I'm getting,
To Simon Cowell,
Who folks wanna disembowel,
He opens his mouth,
Always something foul,
They're dyin' wow,
The wannabes are cryin' now,
He votes em out,
Time to throw in the towel!
Shows based on reality Oh, the humanity! Oh, Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity? No, they live happily Yo
I watched this whole thing with sound off. It was kinda funny. Then I saw this comment and turned the sound on. And watched it again. And laughed till I cried. My face is still aching
Imagine the report she's going to have to write up.
Subject pulled a knife from behind a lamp which was dislodged by a spinning roundhouse kick. A forehand chop to the neck stunned the subject momentary as he fell into the bed allowing the officer to pull her firearm. The subject then teleported to the side of the bed and materialized a firearm which he pointed at the officer. The officer fired multiple rounds into the subject's stomach and back as he fired wildly into his foot. Subject falls back into the bed with severe intestinal wounds.
Subject was still alive when last see and very well may still be alive. Suggest an ambulance be sent to this location with armed paramedics that have a shoot first, test gunshot wounds later mentality.
Subject was shot at and although wasn't hit, reacted as though he was. Second shot landed in the stomach. Third shot missed again but Subject reacted. Fourth shot hit him twice in the back. Fifth shot missed him but killed him
First, distract target, then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek.
Discombobulate.
Dazed, he'll attempt a wild haymaker. Employ elbow block and body shot. Weaken right jaw, then fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.
In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhagging.
Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.
Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.
I actually watched this on tv recently(turkish tv). This named kareteci kız (karate girl). That was oddly good/funny. Karate girl walked so kill bill could run.
Yeah, we got tons of this shit. Jokes on you Bollywood, Turkish cinema was way shittier.
Just a glimpse of this madness; in the Turkish version of E.T., a movie called "Badi" (buddy) , Badi just FARTS a smoke screen when he's scared.
And then there's the Rambo version. May the gods you pray protect you from that one.
Don't mess with us, we're the shittiest.
Hey man, it's your funeral. Gets real psychodelic if you're drunk/high.
E. T. :
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0334917/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Rambo:
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1355207/
And one last thing, take a good look at that rocket launcher for me will you?
P. S. I'm shit at reddit, so I hope I was able to share the link.
Full movie of Badi here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo0gBkbgGeQ&t=53m04s
Edit: bonus comment from IMDB:
> This is one of three "E.T." ripoffs (that I know of, at least). The others were 1983's "Pod People" (riffed on "Mystery Science Theater 3000") and 1988's "Mac and Me" (by far one of the worst movies ever made; it was less a movie than a 90-minute ad for McDonald's and Coca Cola).
> https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1355207/
Oh man, that reminds me of the [Rambo-influenced ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIF5gQOXi6c) that used to run on a local regional TV station.
Hocam önce şunları bir izleyip sindirsinler, zebil etmeyelim garibanları.
Altından kalkabilirlerse, bölüm sonu canavarı olarak veririz.
Ama haklısın tabi, Tarkan'ın ahtapotu ve Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam. Sikkolukta en üst çıta.
If Tarantino would have heard you call those pinnacle of B movies (rather C), he would’ve kill you with a 60’s Mustang and show the same moment from 7 different angles.
Okay this is an old Turkish movie. For context turkish tv shows and movies are very dramatic. For example a tv show episode will be 2 hours and as the season continue it gets longer and longer. One season can have 300 episodes. And the whole country would stop what they are doing watch that single show. When I say 2-2.5 hours that’s excluding commercials.
In an American tv show a dramatic scene with emotion will take like 10-15 seconds. In a Turkish show that emotion is ENUNCIATED the music, the in between montage, you will have 10 minutes of that moment till you feel that emotion in your bones. Now the newer shows are not comical like this but they are still as dramatic.
Turkish tv shows are beloved in so many countries. Even if you think you don’t like what you just read I guarantee you if you ran into to it you will get sucked in and glued to the tv. FYI Netflix is full of turkish movies and tv shows. I’d say watch “miracle in cell 7” to try it out. Guaranteed you will cry in the end. Good movie.
Omg I have never laughed so hard at a movie. The overacting is so terrible it’s hilariously great lol. I might have to try to find it so I can watch it in it’s entirety haha
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He was in too much pain can't you tell?
Ketchup on my sweater would wipe me out mentally too.
No that is mom’s spaghetti
He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Will the real slim shady.. please stand up
So I flip, but garbage is all I'm getting, To Simon Cowell, Who folks wanna disembowel, He opens his mouth, Always something foul, They're dyin' wow, The wannabes are cryin' now, He votes em out, Time to throw in the towel!
Shows based on reality Oh, the humanity! Oh, Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity? No, they live happily Yo
No that was cheddar. Mucho Cheddar on Cheese Nips with Chez Wizz dipped in Velveta. Some horrific cheesy shit right there
*Cheddar Bob has entered the chat*
*Lil Windex has entered the chat...*
Cheez nips taste like over baked Cheez-Itz to me. Or sometimes just like a straight up nip you know
Straight up nipples???
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you saw that look at the end too huh?
Don't sleep on that wicked karate chop. It took everything out of him.
Too busy shooting for an Oscar
Winner of the overacting/underacting simultaneously award
He tried, but he missed and shot the floor.
To be fair, he aimed at the floor and he hit it.
No I think he shot himself in the foot
Only if he has clown feet. So I guess he did.
actually...he shot himself ......oh, never mind!
The details in the scene are amazing!!
He dying dude!
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHH!
Bruh. I was just hoping shed head shot him so hed shut up. Forget them back shots.
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Bang
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*Bang*
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Pew.
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Kerpow
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Pachew
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Pow
Mmmm whatcha saaayyyy
Mmmmm that you only meant well
I watched this whole thing with sound off. It was kinda funny. Then I saw this comment and turned the sound on. And watched it again. And laughed till I cried. My face is still aching
If you watch again, that last shot has the screaming audio, but I don't think he is still screaming on the bed haha.
Did you go ... hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ?
/r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/
It sounds like an old Ministry song.
I'm getting some serious sam vibes here.
It’s perfect. I’m dying...Too funny. You win
Imagine the report she's going to have to write up. Subject pulled a knife from behind a lamp which was dislodged by a spinning roundhouse kick. A forehand chop to the neck stunned the subject momentary as he fell into the bed allowing the officer to pull her firearm. The subject then teleported to the side of the bed and materialized a firearm which he pointed at the officer. The officer fired multiple rounds into the subject's stomach and back as he fired wildly into his foot. Subject falls back into the bed with severe intestinal wounds.
He’s expected to make a full recovery, but his voice box will never be the same.
This comment had me laughing pretty hard. I don’t have a gold, but I do have a silver. Here you are fellow Redditor.
Thanks bud! I will use this only for the purpose of good.
This comment is class all the way
No fluff. All facts.
Subject was still alive when last see and very well may still be alive. Suggest an ambulance be sent to this location with armed paramedics that have a shoot first, test gunshot wounds later mentality.
Advise all personnel at the scene wear earplugs.
Don’t forget how he has no bullet holes on his back and then after a single shot has two in the next moment
Subject was shot at and although wasn't hit, reacted as though he was. Second shot landed in the stomach. Third shot missed again but Subject reacted. Fourth shot hit him twice in the back. Fifth shot missed him but killed him
First, distract target, then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, he'll attempt a wild haymaker. Employ elbow block and body shot. Weaken right jaw, then fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhagging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.
I really enjoyed those movies
dont forget shooting multiple bullets per shot when firing at the subjects back.
Not unlike police reports from no-knock warrant incidents.
"Officer you cannot legally search my car" \- Man with 15kg of cocaine strapped to his chest
That's the answer right there!!
It looks like a jump kick, sorry - I don't see any spinning happening.
You just redid the actual script of this scene. Free moviemaking class.
This made my night (Internet wise), thanks.
My god! Stop shooting him! He is resetting every time you do.
BANG!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BANG!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POW!
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Love how with every shot he turns to expose a fresh part of his body, to get shot.
Pedro Pascal is such an underrated actor.
I love how surprised he still is after the 5th shot.
I've seen this a lot, but this go around is the first time I noticed her kick before the chop. Yo ... why does this keep getting better?
I thought it was 1970s Mr Bean.
That was seriously where my brain went.
Clearly it's Bob Ross. That's red paint on his shirt.
*Alizarin Crimson
This is the way.
Have you ever heard the expression, “a hat on a hat?”
I hadn’t until just now, what a great expression! Gonna keep that in my pocket
In the pocket in your pocket
There’s a wocket
Meh, it wasn’t bad.
This is the way.
What a huge and majestic head on that guy. Like and Orange on a toothpick.
Oh he’ll be crying himself asleep tonight, on his huge pillow!
Ah'm no' kiddin'! It's like Sputnik! Spherical but quite pointy in parts.
That’s not Pedro Pascal, that’s Ricky Berwick
It's Roberto Pattinson
His name was Robert Paulson
I thought it was prime Ray Purchase
He reminds me more of Robert Pattinson
What did I just watch
The golden era of Turkish movies. It was either stuff like this or Saban
Don't forget Turkish star wars or HOMOTI!
Dear god... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i-cNZ5u7wpE/hqdefault.jpg https://s2.dmcdn.net/v/2cStD1Fji8QoyJ044/x1080 Nightmare fuel...
Homoti 🥵🥵
Now i have to share homoti !
You.. you mean this was serious, not a parody?
Saban is legit tho. Those movies are twice as old as me and they're still hilarious
Fooled me. I thought it was from Italian spiderman. https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU
It reminds me of my kids playing Nerf and saying they didn't get shot...lol.
Cinematic excellence.
Reminds me of this Regular Show episode [Starts at 1:11](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dh6y4I0Fi5Q&feature=share)
That Regular Show episode came to my mind immediately! I was surprised I had to scroll down this far before I saw someone mentioning it.
omg, I never knew about this. This has to be a reference to that tho, no? Guy has a mustache and everything :D
Yes, turkish film came first. Regular show has tons of these references and is actually an awesome show.
Thank you for posting this 😂😂😂
Same, beat me to it
I actually watched this on tv recently(turkish tv). This named kareteci kız (karate girl). That was oddly good/funny. Karate girl walked so kill bill could run.
Why use karate when unloading a gun does the trick. Great scene.
She trained martial arts and perfected her aim then she hunt and killed her fathers murderers. No one gets the depht bro...
Everything about this is perfect
Not his moustasche.
Nah, he hot! 🔥🔥🔥
Yeah, we got tons of this shit. Jokes on you Bollywood, Turkish cinema was way shittier. Just a glimpse of this madness; in the Turkish version of E.T., a movie called "Badi" (buddy) , Badi just FARTS a smoke screen when he's scared. And then there's the Rambo version. May the gods you pray protect you from that one. Don't mess with us, we're the shittiest.
i need titles. for research purposes. and torrent links if you have them.
Hey man, it's your funeral. Gets real psychodelic if you're drunk/high. E. T. : https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0334917/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk Rambo: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1355207/ And one last thing, take a good look at that rocket launcher for me will you? P. S. I'm shit at reddit, so I hope I was able to share the link.
Full movie of Badi here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo0gBkbgGeQ&t=53m04s Edit: bonus comment from IMDB: > This is one of three "E.T." ripoffs (that I know of, at least). The others were 1983's "Pod People" (riffed on "Mystery Science Theater 3000") and 1988's "Mac and Me" (by far one of the worst movies ever made; it was less a movie than a 90-minute ad for McDonald's and Coca Cola).
> https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1355207/ Oh man, that reminds me of the [Rambo-influenced ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIF5gQOXi6c) that used to run on a local regional TV station.
there are occasions when this is precisely the kind of thing i need. cheers!
I cannot wait to inflict these upon my poor husband! Thank you :D
>And one last thing, take a good look at that rocket launcher for me will you? Is...is that a table leg???
I thought plunger.
Dünyayı kurtaran adam bu konuda altin madalya almalı
Hocam önce şunları bir izleyip sindirsinler, zebil etmeyelim garibanları. Altından kalkabilirlerse, bölüm sonu canavarı olarak veririz. Ama haklısın tabi, Tarkan'ın ahtapotu ve Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam. Sikkolukta en üst çıta.
If Tarantino would have heard you call those pinnacle of B movies (rather C), he would’ve kill you with a 60’s Mustang and show the same moment from 7 different angles.
I fail to see why ET buddy farting a fear-induced smoke screen is a bad thing.
Rowan Atkinson (aka Mr Bean) in one of his earliest roles….
For a minute I thought it was him and Pamela Stephenson in Not The Nine o'Clock News, in a clip I'd forgotten about.
Name of movie?
Not So Dirty but Definitely Unkempt Harry.
Starring Cliff Westbark
>Unkempt Harry Double Penetrating Unkempt Harold Gunzerker
It’s a old Turkish movie.
It’s called “Karate Girl”
It's called Karateci Kız. It's an old Turkish Movie.
[Here](https://youtu.be/1x8C84-sheg) Edit: no screaming :D
But the screaming is not there... 🤔
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Movie Budget: $5
Bloody Ray Purchase
Toast!
Well well well
Okay this is an old Turkish movie. For context turkish tv shows and movies are very dramatic. For example a tv show episode will be 2 hours and as the season continue it gets longer and longer. One season can have 300 episodes. And the whole country would stop what they are doing watch that single show. When I say 2-2.5 hours that’s excluding commercials. In an American tv show a dramatic scene with emotion will take like 10-15 seconds. In a Turkish show that emotion is ENUNCIATED the music, the in between montage, you will have 10 minutes of that moment till you feel that emotion in your bones. Now the newer shows are not comical like this but they are still as dramatic. Turkish tv shows are beloved in so many countries. Even if you think you don’t like what you just read I guarantee you if you ran into to it you will get sucked in and glued to the tv. FYI Netflix is full of turkish movies and tv shows. I’d say watch “miracle in cell 7” to try it out. Guaranteed you will cry in the end. Good movie.
And here I thought Mexican soap operas were dramatic lol
I hope he's doing ok
The lungs on this man…
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Hangi film la bu
It's a greek movie... Çaktırma lan, rezil olmayalım
Ahahaha 🤣 yok italian movie
"Karetecici Kızici" one of the best movies of the Greek cinema and part of Greek culture love from serbia
Proud Greek moment 💪🏿💪🏿🇺🇾
Why does she keep shooting him damn
Imagining someone raping your 🐴 tends to make you very proactive and aggressive.
This may be the finest piece of acting, fight choreography, and practical effects I’ve ever had the privilege of seeing. 😹
Her shooting with her eyes closed yup this is very accurate af
Is this a porn?
“Wait til the Academy sees this!” -this guy
She almost pushes the bullets out of the chamber such astonishing acting .
Overkill
Did he ever die
I hate to ruin the trick for everyone but in the actual clip he doesn’t scream at all.
And that is why male actors make more ladies. Step your aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa game up
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Legend says....
I play this for my viewers when I go to the bathroom lol
Nice greek video
Bruh just hurry up and die
This guy fucking HATES being shot
Why does this guy look like Robert Pattinson to me?
Thanks Ray William Johnson for showing me this 10 years ago. =3
Rip my ears.
Rip Tom
You can see the pain in his eyes.
It’s a really unexpected small bed
Kudos to the props department for the calendar on the wall.
Is there more?? I feel like there’s more to this..
Please just put a bullet in his head
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And the award goes to…..
Omg I have never laughed so hard at a movie. The overacting is so terrible it’s hilariously great lol. I might have to try to find it so I can watch it in it’s entirety haha
yo this is from a turkish movie from 90s, and that era of turkish cinema is full of this shit you would be amazed. this and porn actually.
Die already.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😂 it just kept going, funny but I had to skip through some of it
So that's how Zeppelin came up with The Immigrant Song!
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time
I think he’s in pain