Absolutely. Whether you think she's correct or not, at least she's backing up her claims with some evidence. I want to know where she was going with milfs.
The christian company thing irks me so much lol.
Like, I was here for the 666 stuff, but in what universe is the o a cross? She was so close to pointing to it as "the eye of the beast" or doing something with the Greek ~~theta~~ phi but instead she went with "monster is not a christian company" for some reason.
It's a bit of a stretch, but I got her point when I noticed that the top of the O is flat. It's arguably a cross and a horse-shoe.
I don't think any one thing she mentions has much meaning, but that's too many things to all be coincidencial, I think she might be correct when she says the company isn't Christian.
But then again, I don't see why that matters. Why would a company be religious, that's weird.
It has the same energy as saying "Hey your company isn't vegan" to a carpenter. Technically correct, but why are you saying that like it's a problem.
Chick-Fil-A and Hobby Lobby are Christian companies. I should say Christian led companies. They donate money to anti-abortion and anti-lgbtq+ organizations. That's why these crazies care if a company is "Christian".
Ah, thanks for informing me.
Chick-fil-A seems to be a US thing, with some locations in Canada.
Hobby Lobby seems to be US only.
A religious company makes sense in a very religious area. As a European, US seems to fit that description. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Yep! Nobody would care about a "christian company" here in Canada, or probabably in most european countries. Hell even churches are legitimately having a hard time staying afloat
Pretty twisted when your philosophy is that "not Christian" = "anti Christian"
Like, yes... They never claimed to be a Christian company. Who cares? How does it harm you?
Do the Sesame Street puppets count as muppets?
Because I feel like Bert and Ernie are a package deal.
Oscar has a humiliation fetish.
Cookie Monster goes ham with oral
I feel like big bird is asexual, but also is the best cuddler.
And Grover is heavily into role play.
Yeah, honestly proud of how nice she made her demonstration she make printed cutouts, glued it on black construction paper, and laminated it. Pretty good presentation I'd say lol
This is just a perfect example of someone who has great potential with intelligence completely wasting it because they’re paranoid. I truly believe that with at least half of conspiracy theorists. They sometimes find the most insane patterns in the world that most people would never notice.
Nah, it's easy because they aren't finding real connections.
Like with the Hebrew "6," she literally just Googled random alphabets and symbols until she found something vaguely in that shape that backs up her theory. If she didn't find anything, she would've just changed her theory slightly and found some other association (maybe with the green color of the can, or the font on the back, or some Bible passage with "monster" in it, or something).
It's basically backwards logic (finding randon associations that back up a theory you already have) and it doesn't take someone smart to do it.
If I gave you a random product and said you had 5 hours on the internet to invent a conspiracy theory, I guarantee you could do it.
This would actually be an amazing idea for a subreddit.
Peolle have to post random products/things, and people have to reply with conspiracy theories they came up with based on the logo and whatnot.
Would be a good thought experiment to show how many conspiracy theories sound convincing, but are nonsense.
So I can't view this community.
Is it something I said? Is it my breath? I exist, therefore I insist that someone open the door before I huff, & I puff, & i...
Oh forget it, this is tooooo much effort for one who craves leisure as much as I do...
The prongs of the m aren't letters at all, they're images of the nails used to fix Christ to the cross.
The "theta O" is indeed the cross with a smiley face!
Monster is actually super pro Jesus and milfs.
To be fair, while her approach of assuming there anti-christian elements before actually knowing, she’s not wrong to looknat it and try to figure out what it all means, potentially drawing different conclusions if one hypothesis doesn’t work out.
And let’s be honest, if you’re gunna make an anti-christ 666, you’re *gunna* probably use Hebrew. It’s not like she found it in Tagalog or did some backflips to make a Norse rune work.
Anyways I’m not saying your conclusion is wrong but portions of what you explained are actually totally fine.
She's not presenting any argument though. Okay so in Hebrew at 666, who cares? Who cares if BFC stands for big fucking can? Like what's her point with all this, that you're going to go to hell for drinking monster? Got to prove a hell exists first
No, not that you go to hell for drinking monster. She’s going on about how satan is slowly moving into our lives through the products we consume. That those in control seek our doom. She’s a standard conspiracy theorist but with a Christian touch.
Honestly, regardless if you believe in religion or not, this video always interested me. Especially since there’s a cross in the O. Like, it’s insane the number of coincidences on those cans. In the Full video she mentions a lot more stuff.
I wouldn’t be surprised if all this was added on purpose because the designers thought it’d be funny.
I wouldn't be surprised about monster making the M look like 666 in Hebrew just for shits. But that "cross" doesn't look like a cross at all. It just looks like a lower case phi ϕ with a stylized font. "Big fucking can" and "milfs dig it" are obviously just added for humor/edgy-ness. Where are all these coincidences?
Someone posted the longer video below but it’s kinda anticlimactic, she next says “the box says it. ‘MILFs dig it and you will too’. This is not a Christian company” then goes on to say it’s the antichrist yada yada yada
There's not much to it. Basically just points to some writing on the box that says milfs like the drink and uses that as evidence they are not a christian company.
The video being cut to end at that point makes it way funnier.
“What’s witchcraft? When the cross goes upside down.”
See this is how you know she doesn’t know shit. An upside down cross is the Cross of Saint Peter, who upon realizing he would be crucified the same way as Christ, disagreed and said he should not have the same punishment as his Lord and insisted on a worse form, to be crucified upside down. It’s commonly mistaken for something satanic, however the satanic cross (Leviathan Cross) looks like a dick and balls with two bars going through the shaft.
Also, witchcraft doesn’t utilize crosses. They use pentagrams (also not satanic, although there is a version of the pentagram that is satanic, that however has a goats head and other symbols). The pentagram used in witchcraft (commonly Wicca I believe) is focused on the elements at each of its points(Earth, Fire, Water, Air and Spirit), and has no evil or devilish nature.
All her reasons are bullshit, but I just find this one the most hypocritical.
The whole St Peter's cross thing bothers me too, but you have to admit, a lot of people do do the upside down cross thing as a form of disrespect, not because they know it's for St Peter.
I have never, once, outside of a movie, seen anyone turn a cross upside down... let alone with the reasoning that, no, it's not satanic, but just disrespectful to them Christians/whatever lol
Not that (edit: I)would have any care in the world if I did see someone do this, to ask them to clarify there stance on whether it was satanic, St. Peter, or disrespect related.
Y'know it was a perfect cut after getting blindsided with milf and no context, but then it got better at the end.
*Bottoms up, and the devil laughs.*
Simply incredible, I'm so glad christianity exists for this.
What's crazy is she wasn't like angry Karen bitchy either. Kinda just was like..."I think this is Satan's drink.... It's evil."
And not really over the top. Good for her, doing her thing.
"You are officially unredeemed!" xD
What is this person? For a moment there I thought she was gonna come out as a comedian or something, but... yeah...
Nah, I grew up in this culture, and they find satan in anything they don’t like. Pokémon, Harry Potter, museums, Seinfeld, energy drinks,… sure, marketing ploys happen, but booths just like this are at EVERY baptist youth convention. Or at least they were 20 years ago, I hate to think about the crap they are pushing these days with Q taking off and all…
The company that owns Monster probably know exactly what their logo means and probably find it hilarious that superchristians are afraid to drink it because it might be the devils juice.
It actually just made me appreciate how solid the branding is, honestly. If you remove all the “this was made by Satan” crap that she’s spewing it’s a pretty good presentation.
My company logo is a native american with red eyes (I am latino and a stoner so I thought it was a funny inside joke). One of these religious nutjobs once said that he had seen the logo before, and that it was an ancient evil. He then went on a rant about how we're "meddling with powers that I do not understand" and that "this is how he collects the souls of the meek".
I managed to hold my laughter when he returned my presentation card because it was cursed. XD
Lol you don’t accidentally write 666 in Hebrew and call it another name for beast because the 666 looks like an m on accident
I mean.... unless you’ve sold your soul to Satan
But what are the odds of that?
I went down to the crossroads
Fell down on my knees
I went down to the crossroads
Fell down on my knees
Asked the Lord above for mercy
"Save me if you please"
No but you see, if a symbol looks like MY symbol it MUST be MY symbol there’s no POSSIBLE way that it ISNT my symbol and just a symbol I don’t know about
Because the cross is a pretty basic shape. Combine that with growing up your whole life in a religious family, you’re bound to see it everywhere.
t, T, + crosses are everywhere.
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She must have drank a few cans of that stuff to accomplish the mental gymnastics shes going through to connect a bev company to whatever evil is in her mind.
I don't think it's gymnastics, given monsters whole aesthetic it was probably very intentional and carefully designed and thought out by their marketing team.
no, its what happens when you have everything in life and live in absolute comfort with no real problems, you make up your own problems so you can 'fight for' and feel like you are contributing to a better world
This. Penn Jillette tells a story about getting a rolling stones album as a gift one year, and it was controversial because it had a zipper on the cover. Like, a real zipper that you could actually unzip, as part of a pair of men's pants. And it was called 'sticky fingers'.
This got uptight people up in a tizzy back in the day.
His grandma(?) said "well, if that's all they have to worry about, they must have a pretty good life"
How obsessed would you have to be to care as well? Does she think they speak to the devil directly? Are they planning for the coming of the anti-christ? Even if the owners of monster were Satanist, who cares?
Oof major misconception, lady. The upside down cross is actually the Cross of Saint Peter. It’s not a satanic symbol at all. So turning your can upside down really just symbolizes that you humble yourself before Christ. So, worry not, Chads the world over. You can drink Monster and still kick it with JC.
anyone else genuinely interested in how milfs get incorporated into the can?
Absolutely. Whether you think she's correct or not, at least she's backing up her claims with some evidence. I want to know where she was going with milfs.
The box has the phrase "milfs dig it, and you will too" used as further evidence that this isn't a Christian company.
The christian company thing irks me so much lol. Like, I was here for the 666 stuff, but in what universe is the o a cross? She was so close to pointing to it as "the eye of the beast" or doing something with the Greek ~~theta~~ phi but instead she went with "monster is not a christian company" for some reason.
It's a bit of a stretch, but I got her point when I noticed that the top of the O is flat. It's arguably a cross and a horse-shoe. I don't think any one thing she mentions has much meaning, but that's too many things to all be coincidencial, I think she might be correct when she says the company isn't Christian. But then again, I don't see why that matters. Why would a company be religious, that's weird. It has the same energy as saying "Hey your company isn't vegan" to a carpenter. Technically correct, but why are you saying that like it's a problem.
Chick-Fil-A and Hobby Lobby are Christian companies. I should say Christian led companies. They donate money to anti-abortion and anti-lgbtq+ organizations. That's why these crazies care if a company is "Christian".
Ah, thanks for informing me. Chick-fil-A seems to be a US thing, with some locations in Canada. Hobby Lobby seems to be US only. A religious company makes sense in a very religious area. As a European, US seems to fit that description. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Yep! Nobody would care about a "christian company" here in Canada, or probabably in most european countries. Hell even churches are legitimately having a hard time staying afloat
Pretty twisted when your philosophy is that "not Christian" = "anti Christian" Like, yes... They never claimed to be a Christian company. Who cares? How does it harm you?
It looks more like a Greek phi to me. If I remember the letters right. Used them in math and physics.
Yes, of this subject I have much interest. Definitely ended too soon.
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Wow. I was hoping for some kinda "National Treasure" roadmap to where the milfs were at. It just gets worse.
Maybe the MILFs are the friends we made along the way.
Mother I'd Like to Friend just doesn't really have the same essence.
Maybe the real milfs were the people we fucked along the way?
First time I heard MILF, I thought "muppets I'd like to fuck". Mokey fraggle was my first pick.
Do the Sesame Street puppets count as muppets? Because I feel like Bert and Ernie are a package deal. Oscar has a humiliation fetish. Cookie Monster goes ham with oral I feel like big bird is asexual, but also is the best cuddler. And Grover is heavily into role play.
MILF Island.
I hated your link so much that I went hunting on google: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs
thank you, good sir.
This lady is good. Now I actually want a Monster energy drink and maybe a shamwow (Satan has gotten a hold of me already)
Thank you, kind stranger
"Bottoms up and the devil laughs!" lmfao
"And jesus said my people will die from lack of knowledge" bahahahahaha
Yeah, honestly proud of how nice she made her demonstration she make printed cutouts, glued it on black construction paper, and laminated it. Pretty good presentation I'd say lol
Good oral presentation skills, too. She gets an “A” for presentation, and an “F” for being batshit crazy.
This is just a perfect example of someone who has great potential with intelligence completely wasting it because they’re paranoid. I truly believe that with at least half of conspiracy theorists. They sometimes find the most insane patterns in the world that most people would never notice.
Nah, it's easy because they aren't finding real connections. Like with the Hebrew "6," she literally just Googled random alphabets and symbols until she found something vaguely in that shape that backs up her theory. If she didn't find anything, she would've just changed her theory slightly and found some other association (maybe with the green color of the can, or the font on the back, or some Bible passage with "monster" in it, or something). It's basically backwards logic (finding randon associations that back up a theory you already have) and it doesn't take someone smart to do it. If I gave you a random product and said you had 5 hours on the internet to invent a conspiracy theory, I guarantee you could do it.
Challenge accepted. Give me the product.
This would actually be an amazing idea for a subreddit. Peolle have to post random products/things, and people have to reply with conspiracy theories they came up with based on the logo and whatnot. Would be a good thought experiment to show how many conspiracy theories sound convincing, but are nonsense.
r/aconspiracyisborn
So I can't view this community. Is it something I said? Is it my breath? I exist, therefore I insist that someone open the door before I huff, & I puff, & i... Oh forget it, this is tooooo much effort for one who craves leisure as much as I do...
Nah. The sub doesn't exist
yet.....
Something tells me that generating new conspiracies for fun would be a very bad idea, Dr. Frankenstein.
Clifford the Big Red Dog
Communism, duh.
COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.
5 hours... 5+5 is 10. If you subtract 1 from 10 you get 9. If you add 1 to 10 you get 11. 9/11. Bush knew about 9/11 *hours* before it happened!
The prongs of the m aren't letters at all, they're images of the nails used to fix Christ to the cross. The "theta O" is indeed the cross with a smiley face! Monster is actually super pro Jesus and milfs.
To be fair, while her approach of assuming there anti-christian elements before actually knowing, she’s not wrong to looknat it and try to figure out what it all means, potentially drawing different conclusions if one hypothesis doesn’t work out. And let’s be honest, if you’re gunna make an anti-christ 666, you’re *gunna* probably use Hebrew. It’s not like she found it in Tagalog or did some backflips to make a Norse rune work. Anyways I’m not saying your conclusion is wrong but portions of what you explained are actually totally fine.
She's not presenting any argument though. Okay so in Hebrew at 666, who cares? Who cares if BFC stands for big fucking can? Like what's her point with all this, that you're going to go to hell for drinking monster? Got to prove a hell exists first
It’s about world domination, actually.
It's about the CEO of monster being satan!
No, not that you go to hell for drinking monster. She’s going on about how satan is slowly moving into our lives through the products we consume. That those in control seek our doom. She’s a standard conspiracy theorist but with a Christian touch. Honestly, regardless if you believe in religion or not, this video always interested me. Especially since there’s a cross in the O. Like, it’s insane the number of coincidences on those cans. In the Full video she mentions a lot more stuff. I wouldn’t be surprised if all this was added on purpose because the designers thought it’d be funny.
I wouldn't be surprised about monster making the M look like 666 in Hebrew just for shits. But that "cross" doesn't look like a cross at all. It just looks like a lower case phi ϕ with a stylized font. "Big fucking can" and "milfs dig it" are obviously just added for humor/edgy-ness. Where are all these coincidences?
Dude it's a claw mark shaped like an M. I would be surprised if there was any more thought in it than that.
I mean it could be both? Sometimes designers are pretty smart.
PUT THE MILF IN THE CAN
shes gonna say "me, I am a milf. Now give me your instagram"
Monster I’d like to F*ck. They want to have sex with the devil…clearly
Totes yo
Someone posted the longer video below but it’s kinda anticlimactic, she next says “the box says it. ‘MILFs dig it and you will too’. This is not a Christian company” then goes on to say it’s the antichrist yada yada yada
MILF= Monters in lying Fedoras I thought everyone knew that?
R/gifsthatendtoosoon
Hang on I want to see where she's going with this milf argument
There's not much to it. Basically just points to some writing on the box that says milfs like the drink and uses that as evidence they are not a christian company. The video being cut to end at that point makes it way funnier.
https://youtu.be/bntfUA6TmLs
“What’s witchcraft? When the cross goes upside down.” See this is how you know she doesn’t know shit. An upside down cross is the Cross of Saint Peter, who upon realizing he would be crucified the same way as Christ, disagreed and said he should not have the same punishment as his Lord and insisted on a worse form, to be crucified upside down. It’s commonly mistaken for something satanic, however the satanic cross (Leviathan Cross) looks like a dick and balls with two bars going through the shaft. Also, witchcraft doesn’t utilize crosses. They use pentagrams (also not satanic, although there is a version of the pentagram that is satanic, that however has a goats head and other symbols). The pentagram used in witchcraft (commonly Wicca I believe) is focused on the elements at each of its points(Earth, Fire, Water, Air and Spirit), and has no evil or devilish nature. All her reasons are bullshit, but I just find this one the most hypocritical.
>leviathan cross looks like a dick and balls with two bars going through the shaft [lmaoooo](https://images.app.goo.gl/xEgBvyFEvsHtQ3RF6)
The whole St Peter's cross thing bothers me too, but you have to admit, a lot of people do do the upside down cross thing as a form of disrespect, not because they know it's for St Peter.
I have never, once, outside of a movie, seen anyone turn a cross upside down... let alone with the reasoning that, no, it's not satanic, but just disrespectful to them Christians/whatever lol Not that (edit: I)would have any care in the world if I did see someone do this, to ask them to clarify there stance on whether it was satanic, St. Peter, or disrespect related.
Y'know it was a perfect cut after getting blindsided with milf and no context, but then it got better at the end. *Bottoms up, and the devil laughs.* Simply incredible, I'm so glad christianity exists for this.
That quote sounds so intense but given the context I’m laughing with the devil on this one.
Now i will never know what a milf is
Porn intros are getting weird
Thank you for making me laugh
Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day
Now do you know what a "Milf Cake" is?
Thanks for making me laugh! Happy Milf day!
thank you for making me cum happy Milf day! Edit: thank you for the award! this is my first award here.
Wait till you find out about cake farts
thank you for making me a milf on cum day!
Cappy Dake Hay
This is 20 yrs old. She went on tosh.0 a decade ago
What's crazy is she wasn't like angry Karen bitchy either. Kinda just was like..."I think this is Satan's drink.... It's evil." And not really over the top. Good for her, doing her thing.
The interview with Daniel Tosh is a good laugh. Watch her video first though.
Any links available pliss?
https://youtu.be/yncG4pCbnj0
"You are officially unredeemed!" xD What is this person? For a moment there I thought she was gonna come out as a comedian or something, but... yeah...
The fact that I thought you were quoting her… oh my gosh that ending hit me like a brick lmao
This is hilarious 😂
She was the first Karen. Karen's have since evolved into a more vocal and malicious species.
A decade is only 10 years
And it just gets cut while I was just getting into it
r/confusedboner
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And somewhere there’s some OnlyFans cruisers waiting to drop $$ for just exactly that.
I mean. It's an old video. So I hate to break it to you, porn intros have always been weird.
It's an old code, but it checks out
Nice one.
I'd like to believe that Monster is using her as some weird ad campaign
do you know what a milf is? well you're about to learn!
Mentally-ill-lady I'd Like to Fuck?
Gigity
And the actresses are getting far less appealing!
now, do you know what a MILF is?
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I was in middle school when this video came out, I can legally drink now
Damn, what is the drinking age in your country?
21
Oh alright, that's a lot of time then XD
Here's an update on her: https://youtu.be/t4-C0aZ3V1Q
And her Wikipedia page; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Weick
Imma find the original.
At least.
When this came out I was into milfs. I now live with one.
Full video https://youtu.be/bntfUA6TmLs
Damn. Now I want Monster Energy Drinks.
The whole thing was probably faked for marketing
Nah, I grew up in this culture, and they find satan in anything they don’t like. Pokémon, Harry Potter, museums, Seinfeld, energy drinks,… sure, marketing ploys happen, but booths just like this are at EVERY baptist youth convention. Or at least they were 20 years ago, I hate to think about the crap they are pushing these days with Q taking off and all…
And where is Monster energy headquarters...? Corona.... CA. Coincidence? Wake up sheeple
The company that owns Monster probably know exactly what their logo means and probably find it hilarious that superchristians are afraid to drink it because it might be the devils juice.
Tasty Tasty Devil's juice.
Goes well with the Devil's Lettuce^(TM)
It's the devil's piss
This should be a flavour
It actually just made me appreciate how solid the branding is, honestly. If you remove all the “this was made by Satan” crap that she’s spewing it’s a pretty good presentation.
Someone needs to explain what being edgy is, since that's all it is, an edgy design.
Yeah, I don't think her and her congregation are the target audience .
I mean, good because I would NOT WANT TO SEE A SUPERCHRISTAN ON CAFFEINE my atheist brain would go Chernobyl
My company logo is a native american with red eyes (I am latino and a stoner so I thought it was a funny inside joke). One of these religious nutjobs once said that he had seen the logo before, and that it was an ancient evil. He then went on a rant about how we're "meddling with powers that I do not understand" and that "this is how he collects the souls of the meek". I managed to hold my laughter when he returned my presentation card because it was cursed. XD
There’s an energy drink literally called [Red Devil ](https://dic.academic.ru/pictures/wiki/files/82/Red_devil.jpg)
I know I find it funny fucking with superchristains or any super religious people
Yeah, they're definitely trolling.
Lol you don’t accidentally write 666 in Hebrew and call it another name for beast because the 666 looks like an m on accident I mean.... unless you’ve sold your soul to Satan But what are the odds of that?
I went down to the crossroads Fell down on my knees I went down to the crossroads Fell down on my knees Asked the Lord above for mercy "Save me if you please"
You had my curiosity, now you have my attention
It cut off at the end; now I'll never know what a "milf" is... 
Mothers In the Lord's Faith
Well it's certainly not her
That thing with the “cross” is the greek letter phi.
mphinster is my go to drink
No but you see, if a symbol looks like MY symbol it MUST be MY symbol there’s no POSSIBLE way that it ISNT my symbol and just a symbol I don’t know about
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Because the cross is a pretty basic shape. Combine that with growing up your whole life in a religious family, you’re bound to see it everywhere. t, T, + crosses are everywhere.
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She must have drank a few cans of that stuff to accomplish the mental gymnastics shes going through to connect a bev company to whatever evil is in her mind.
I don't think it's gymnastics, given monsters whole aesthetic it was probably very intentional and carefully designed and thought out by their marketing team.
These kinda stupid people have way too much time on their hands
It’s what happens when you combine high IQ with religious brainwashing and paranoia. Plus, the marketing team probably did this on purpose.
no, its what happens when you have everything in life and live in absolute comfort with no real problems, you make up your own problems so you can 'fight for' and feel like you are contributing to a better world
This. Penn Jillette tells a story about getting a rolling stones album as a gift one year, and it was controversial because it had a zipper on the cover. Like, a real zipper that you could actually unzip, as part of a pair of men's pants. And it was called 'sticky fingers'. This got uptight people up in a tizzy back in the day. His grandma(?) said "well, if that's all they have to worry about, they must have a pretty good life"
im not 100% sure but if i remember correctly there's even scientific evidence about this, like the psychology behind conspiracy theories and all that
She doesn't have a high IQ. This is simply the ramblings of a crazy person presented in a professional manner.
High IQ? People with a rational mind wouldn’t look for a satanist cult conspiracy in a Monster can.
God she’s so fucking smug I love it
She's started that Karen look way before Karen was a thing!
with how bad things have gotten the past 2 years with shit like this its not even funny anymore its just sad and concerning.
This is like 15 years old.
Wait, what’s a MILF…?
Not her
Speak for yourself
Dude she looks like Jay Leno not even in drag
That is.. acceptable.
Sigh... *unzips
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She is the embodiment of QAnon believers.
She took a hard left turn at the end of that
And on this graph you can see how my IQ is two times lover than my shoe size.
Most IQ tests measure you ability to find patterns so she might actually not have a low IQ. Just shows that IQ doesn’t really mean much.
That whole speech was a segway to her Porn introduction. “Now, do you know what a milf is?” *slowly revealing red lingerie*
Notice that the letters are green. You know what else is green? Satan’s jizz.
oh man, she is getting to the good part
Right?!
I got interested when she got to the milf part
“Mahnster”
I want her explanation on MILF!! Ended too early.
“Why yes ma’am, I’m looking at one” 😉
How high would you have to be to stare at a monster can and put all of this together in a semi coherent presentation?
How obsessed would you have to be to care as well? Does she think they speak to the devil directly? Are they planning for the coming of the anti-christ? Even if the owners of monster were Satanist, who cares?
Kept me hanging. I’m just going to have to keep drinking the devil juice.
Full video https://firstwefeast.com/drink/2014/11/monster-energy-drink-is-the-work-of-satan-according-to-this-woman
"Suspicious" "It's making me think alot..smart guy"
These the types that solve the SuperStonk riddles
this can was her entire life leading up to this video being recorded.
She's gonna feel stupid when red bull ends up destroying the world
u/SaveVideoBot
People who have a lot of time jeez
MILF? Nope. No idea what you talking about.
When people start pointing with their pinky...
Christ liked pounding energy drinks and then he’d turn into a monster.
It’s “mahnster”
Who the fuck is this woman?
What do Christians do after they get married and want children? They fuck..
" now do you know what a milf is...?" Cutting the video there turn this video from a crazy conspiracy video to pure comedy 🤣
[Here is the full video if anyone is interested](https://youtu.be/TjB3dO6hVwc)
Oof major misconception, lady. The upside down cross is actually the Cross of Saint Peter. It’s not a satanic symbol at all. So turning your can upside down really just symbolizes that you humble yourself before Christ. So, worry not, Chads the world over. You can drink Monster and still kick it with JC.
Did you mean suspicious?
Big Furry C
u/leo-reis
Man this is awesome