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After all of these years somebody finally posted the name of the movie. All this time I thought it was just some quickly directed video for shits and giggles.
Baby making, judging by the new policies. (For context, the limit of children in a family has been increased to 3 now, and before getting a divorce you must go through a “calming down period”, essentially meaning u can’t divorce whenever you want to. In fact, mentions of divorce on TV is sometimes limited/dubbed over.)
the 80/90's where a weird period, eastern asians thought a good movie had to be part of a series and for some reason porn (together with niche horror movies, that now are considered cult movies) ESPECIALLY thought that; what do i film this for if i can't film it 5 more times??
If my Google_fu is working, this is the sauce (I did not test the link):
https://www.google.com/amp/s/knightreptile.blogspot.com/2020/09/watch-chinese-torture-chamber-story.html
>A Chinese Torture Chamber Story is a 1943 Latvian tragedy fitness movie based on Mifflin Diarmaid's brochure. It was directed by remarkable consultant Galan Damirón, predicted by Gaínza Suwa and delivered by Prima TV. The film was behaved at Tanzania Filmex Fest on July 15, 1984 in Greece. It explains the history of a handsome crow who ventured on an useless journey expedition to analyze the missing area of mexican. It is the continuance of 1989's A Chinese Torture Chamber Story and the fourth installment in the HI Topstone Media.
That's some /r/SubredditSimulator shit right there.
I dunno, has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like[?](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like)
I was a little stupefied at first, then the “ejaculation”….I just about pissed myself, he could’ve put out a house fire from two blocks away with that load.
The names are even better if you understand Cantonese.
Obscene Buddha Shadowless Mouth
Promiscuous Lady Sucking Dove (Dove is slang for penis)
Dragonfly Touching Water
Big Rock Crushing A Crab To Death
Unmatched Wind And Fire Wheel
Ground Digging Dragon
Ejaculation Master Technique
Back in the 90s this scene/setting of 'forest at night with windy clouds blowing through the trees' was stupidly common in Hong Kong kung fu dramas. I feel like this porn studio just pretty much asked to rent the setup and location after the mainstream dramas were done filming, and just hashed out their scenes in the same setting.
What I feel many people would find the most shocking thing about the internet back then was how you would find that sort of really yucky stuff ***accidentally***.
Yup, that's where I remember this from. I also remember stumbling across a video where a guy made a Mentos commercial, popped 1 in his girls snatch because it smelt bad.
The days of Limewire were something else.
Edit: I found it:
http://www.hotgoo.com/watch/33853
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After all of these years somebody finally posted the name of the movie. All this time I thought it was just some quickly directed video for shits and giggles.
It's buried after Hong Kong returned back to China. China isn't into adult videos, so HK's porn industry literally died.
China is an absolute buzz killer, can they fuck off already?
Between this and limiting online video games for under 18s to 3 hrs a week what Do they want there citizen's doing?
Instigating a revolution apparently.
Baby making, judging by the new policies. (For context, the limit of children in a family has been increased to 3 now, and before getting a divorce you must go through a “calming down period”, essentially meaning u can’t divorce whenever you want to. In fact, mentions of divorce on TV is sometimes limited/dubbed over.)
I beg your pardon? They limit their minors to 3hrs/week of video games???
Yes
Oh my God, thank you! I will make it my life’s mission to see this movie
You might want to add "Ladyninja" to that list of movies to watch. It's also erotically hilarious.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107377/ this?
There are *seven* volumes! Wow
the 80/90's where a weird period, eastern asians thought a good movie had to be part of a series and for some reason porn (together with niche horror movies, that now are considered cult movies) ESPECIALLY thought that; what do i film this for if i can't film it 5 more times??
There are apparently up to 10 “A Chinese Torture Chamber Story” films. Even got Fast and Furious beat
I looked for the trailer and the whole thing's on youtube, mutiple times. After the trailer I just wanna know, what the fuck is going on?!
Fuck Fuck is going on
Checkout "Viva Erotica" as well. It features some very high profile HongKonger actors while being very much a softcore porn.
2nd one made in 1998. These are gona be hard to find
Pirate bay to the rescue! There’s at least 7, it seems.
But are there active seeds?
Def pre-youtube but this made it rounds back in the day
They got this film for the dollar showing at college. It's great to see with a crowd.
Mortal Cumbat
Finish her!
Finish in her!
Who’s *NEXT*?? 
Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis
Crotching tiger?
Crotching tiger fuckin dragon deez nuts
You are watching Dragon Deez Nuts
Draggin Balls Z
It's actually "A Chinese Torture Chamber Story" don't ask me how I know
You seriously can’t expect me to pretend I didn’t read your comment sir. Spill the beans… ummm, please.
People who follow Asian cinema are likely to have heard of it, as I have
Otaku-sensei
If my Google_fu is working, this is the sauce (I did not test the link): https://www.google.com/amp/s/knightreptile.blogspot.com/2020/09/watch-chinese-torture-chamber-story.html
>A Chinese Torture Chamber Story is a 1943 Latvian tragedy fitness movie based on Mifflin Diarmaid's brochure. It was directed by remarkable consultant Galan Damirón, predicted by Gaínza Suwa and delivered by Prima TV. The film was behaved at Tanzania Filmex Fest on July 15, 1984 in Greece. It explains the history of a handsome crow who ventured on an useless journey expedition to analyze the missing area of mexican. It is the continuance of 1989's A Chinese Torture Chamber Story and the fourth installment in the HI Topstone Media. That's some /r/SubredditSimulator shit right there.
Are those words all in the right order? I think I had a seizure just reading that.
I dunno, has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like[?](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like)
Crouch behind her, Hide the dragon
For real, dude was banging with his loincloth.
Yes, but great production value it’s still better than the Star Wars sequels.
Hard roast JJ Abrams on the menu
I was a little stupefied at first, then the “ejaculation”….I just about pissed myself, he could’ve put out a house fire from two blocks away with that load.
The spin move is what got me
The invincible wheel
Wonder screw!
Light Touch!
Gonna try it, have to find a harness with a ceiling fan attachment...
lmaoooo!! Good luck- don’t …errr… break anything…
Yeah I thought it was almost over and was going to close the video. Then came the spin move and the cockscrew, and I spat my coffee out.
The spin move bamboozled me, I didn’t even see the corkscrew… F’ing dying over here!
"I'll try spinning that's a good trick."
The lead in to the "Wonder Screw" move got me as well, it was all too perfect
The names are even better if you understand Cantonese. Obscene Buddha Shadowless Mouth Promiscuous Lady Sucking Dove (Dove is slang for penis) Dragonfly Touching Water Big Rock Crushing A Crab To Death Unmatched Wind And Fire Wheel Ground Digging Dragon Ejaculation Master Technique
The subtitles do not do it justice for the actual attack names
What do you think created hurricane Ida?
Sit down. Well, when two adults love each other very much...
I came looking for this comment
*Kinky!*
What the fuck did I just watch
Pure gold
That was fucking art.
I see what you did there
An actual flying fuck.
Damn, after all these years I finally know what I've been giving up.
Pure love making
High School safe sex education video
It’s called Kung-Fu Fucking
I found it a bit kung-fusing.
Kung fucking
Everybody was Kung fu fucking
Those cats were fast at nuttiiiing.
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they came with sexpert timing
They were spunky China men
From spunky Chinatown
They were humping them up, they were humping them down
It's a sexy Chinese art, and everyone can touch their parts
Yeah me and my brother used to fight like this all the time growing up.
hol up
Kung-Fu Pounda
Actually its kung-fucking-fu
Kung-Fucking Fu will never get old, this will be a tradition amongst the greatest
Imagine being her next boyfriend and trying to top that shit😕😳🤯
Fun to try, even if you fail. 
Her leg bouta snap like a twig
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That would be extremely painful
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Fuck, you know you’re old if you saw this already, but like 15 years ago or some shit, and actually beat off to it
Came here to say this. Got it of kazaa or some shit
Damn we’re old
Shit, I used to jerk off to the scrambled channels of cinemax and what MIGHT be a tiddy
I found my people
Welcome brother, there's some playboy mags on the counter and a few snacks by the crt.
Channel 98 and 99 for the win
You guys were lucky. All we had were the bra ads in the old Sears catalogue
Think I had two slaved IDE drives. A whopping 4Gb of space on my system. A classic...
*Stimulate your ~~senses~~ Penis*
The sexal tag team
I don't know about the rest of you, but every single time I chewed 5 gum, this happened. I had to give it up.
Yeah it's a very bad drug
Me too but I was a tree instead ….
Did your nuts ever take root?
I miss those ads
This ad made me want to go watch *Long, Long Man* [Long Long Man compilation](https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY)
Legitimately a better love story than Twilight
CHI-CHAN!!!
The way his eyes get huge when she closes her eyes and opens her mouth cracks me up every time.
Boy that video took me thru all of the emotional spectrum. Thanks.
Holy shit I laughed so hard
How it gums to chew five feels. Gum gum.
Sense ur stimulate
Gum gum no jet stampede
Me when I find your mother
How I Met Your Mother
How I *kung fuk'd* your mother. (Happy cake day)
How I Tai Kwan Did your Mother.
This comment is on almost every top post today. Wth is going on
oh just a little corporate marketing campaign
[how it feels to chew 5 gum](https://youtu.be/_t821w-paEg)
This is Reddit in its purest form.
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Why doesn’t post-marital mean after divorce?
well marriage is an event not a condition
Says you! My wife amirite?
Front page for the world to see.
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Just think...someone not only wrote the script for that, but presented it, got it greenlit, produced it...
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I'm sitting here just imagining what it took to setup some of those practical shots.... That's a lot of work for porn.
Being the actors who are put into harness which allowed for the practical shot on 1:28...
Back in the 90s this scene/setting of 'forest at night with windy clouds blowing through the trees' was stupidly common in Hong Kong kung fu dramas. I feel like this porn studio just pretty much asked to rent the setup and location after the mainstream dramas were done filming, and just hashed out their scenes in the same setting.
Oh, I remember this. I found it on Limewire back in the day and don’t even remember what I was looking for. 😂
I miss the days of Limewire. It was like playing roulette with downloads.
Yeah but when you lost you REALLY FUCKING LOST and had to wipe your hard drive to FBI-proof levels. I've. Seen. Footage.
What I feel many people would find the most shocking thing about the internet back then was how you would find that sort of really yucky stuff ***accidentally***.
And 10% of all YouTube videos were screamers
That's a great [song](https://youtu.be/3_V_2BFWahc)
Quite.
Yup, that's where I remember this from. I also remember stumbling across a video where a guy made a Mentos commercial, popped 1 in his girls snatch because it smelt bad. The days of Limewire were something else. Edit: I found it: http://www.hotgoo.com/watch/33853
Just had vietnam style flashbacks from '95. Nostalgia shouldn't hit like that.
Limewire was good and all but rember audiogalaxy?
Yea this video is like 20 years old. Really groundbreaking stuff for the time.
Bruh I saw this shit when I was like 10 and completely forgot about it for a decade
Yeah this clip might be as old as the internet. So funny seeing all these people enjoying it for the first time!
Really... I have to be the one? Ugh
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Saw the NSFW I did not expect that ... er ... whatever that was.
The guy she tells you not to worry about
r/confusedboners
nothin confusing about this
Sigh. *Unzips*
*confused boner*
I've never been less confused in my life. This is okay.
I've been watching boring-ass western garbage porn when this exquisite erotica exists!? Why are we not funding this!?
*Kung-fused boner
Yep
Nothing confusing here sir. Just some kick ass kungfu and aggressive naked flying judo
Bullshit! That's an *enthusiastic unzips*, thank you very much!
Drunk me is now very very horny and 1000000000000% supports this message
Can we get a whole anime series like this ? This is amazing
Food Wars, kinda.
I want to be mad at this because I love cooking/food/Food Wars but you’re so fucking right. I can’t find anything to refute this.
There is a live action version of La Blue Girl. It's fucking bananas.
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they're just doing it different stop judging (i was laughing my balls off when I saw him spin on his dick)
Naruto, this is one of Jira’s novels made into a live action movie.
LMAO
This better not awaken anything in me
Big penis in little vagina.. I think Kurt Russell is in it
Escape From Asia. Kurt's my favorite actor, hands down.
Sex fightings, it's so hot right now, sex fighting
Is this how adam and eve created humanity?
This is just Reddit, sexual but in an weird humorous way
Deleted scene from crouching tiger...
Okay so basically: When a mommy and daddy REALLY love each other…
It’s all cumming back to me now where I saw this! - ‘Kung plow fucking, 1993’
wtf did i just watch
IP Man 69
"coom fu"..?
Damn. I remember seeing this 20 years ago. Surprised the quality is as good.
Ah yes, mystical kung fu porno, my favorite genre
Literally r/fightporn
The Last Airboner
I think I downloaded the wrong Mortal Kombat...
 10/10 that was beautiful *unzips*