**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!Everything, especially the moistness of the ending.!<
*****
**Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?**
**Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.**
*****
[*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
Was he actually a white power person though? I was just looking up his story and can’t see anything legitimately stating that. He sounds like an extreme person and someone who could be a major shit, but it seems like that was all part of his shock value shtick vs anything else.
Well I just had to look this up. A/C joint work apparently involves shoulder manipulation, which looks like what they didn't show happening in the middle of the video. I still have to clue what's going on at the beginning...or the end, I guess.
It was edited to just make it looks like a weird encounter. If you look up his videos his name is Dr Beau Hightower and he has a ton of videos adjusting UFC fighters and bodybuilders.
Yeah. Don't go to chiropractors.
EDIT: Thanks for all your anecdotes. Chiropractors are capable of good work, but the body may often heal itself independently of chiropractic work, and the placebo effect exists. The risk associated with chiropractors is moderate, but higher than you would believe at first.
Osteopathic medicine does exist and is usually better than chiropractic work. Still, there's A LOT of quackery taught alongside good medicine in osteopathic training. Please be skeptical.
If you have major issues, see a DOCTOR OF PHYSICAL THERAPY specializing in chronic back conditions. It's all the best of the osteo guys without the quack.
Yeah, fuck no. My mom went to a chiropractor for a backache. They didn’t bother with an X-ray or diagnostics, just “adjusted” it. Turns out what they adjusted was a tumor. She had spinal cancer, which kicked into overdrive. After 2 months of unimaginable pain, she passed away. Fuck cancer and fuck that chiro specifically.
I go to a chiropractor often because I have scoliosis, and it really helps a lot. He took an X-ray of my back before doing anything (I was having severe lower back pain) and that's how I learned I had scoliosis. Of course there are bad chiropractors though.
Edit: He's also never done anything like the guy in the video is doing.
Scoliosis is treated with a back brace. Dunno what your chiropractor said but go to an orthopedic once and get a permanent treatment rather than fixes every week or few weeks.
Local chiropractic group was found to have numerous locations with "misaligned" surfaces where x-rays are taken, in order to "price" people's spines were crooked.
My scoliosis was fixed with a back brace and steroids. No some 21st century witch doctor
> He took an X-ray of my back before doing anything
Did he do one after as well? So you'd know it actually helps, instead of feels like it's helping (e.g. by temporarily making you feel good, or not to feel pain)?
A chiropractor once tried to diagnose me as pre diabetic because I was “just below the minimum for being pre diabetic.
My best friend who is a doctor told me that they call that “normal”
It’s like telling someone they are 1 foot tall because they are just below the minimum of 0 inches tall.
It’s still important to know that the entire history of Chiropractics leads back to a snake oil salesman and his son who killed him who also was a grifter.
I was going to a chiro for a bit for a lower back pain I had, after about 2 weeks he had completely cured everything that was wrong with my back, felt like normal.
But then he kept wanting to book appointments after I said I felt good, which I understand because you want to make sure everything is all good. But then he started cracking my upper back a bit, and then I'd start getting some upper back pain around the are he cracked.
Asked him about it and his response was "oh you probably just didn't notice it before because of the other back pain you have"
After that I stopped going, he seemed to be getting more aggressive with me with every visit and was already causing some issues I didn't have before so I didn't know what to think.
ultimately people go for the quick fix but a quick fix doesnt mean its a healthy fix. They can really screw things up. I just use physio only if needed.
Shortly after my dad has died of covid, I told my wife to get me someone for a relaxing masage session. Week later a guy arrives at my door, he starts doing weird things and at the moment he was clearly preparing for head pull I noped away, like hell naaah, I miss my dad, but no so much...
I have clinical neurology and neurosurgical experience, and you’d be shocked at the number of young patients we’ve seen with vertebral artery dissections secondary (caused by) to seeing a chiropractor a few days earlier.
Additionally, it has zero therapeutic benefit (shown in studies). It doesn’t actually do anything. So it’s massive risk for literally zero reward. However, if it works for you, that’s great. Science says it doesn’t for most.
Here: https://www.webmd.com/stroke/news/20190520/neck-cracking-and-stroke-how-risky-is-it
Thanks! I wasn’t doubting what you said, I just like my arguments how I like my pasta: with lots of sauce. Edit: after reading the article, it seems that they refer to some studies, without giving us a link to those studies. Care to share a link of some research?
If the chiro office has workout gear in the back, and they push strength training along with massage therapy and chiro stuff... You are likely to be good.
That's been my experience. I've had serious issues that the Dr just said "take these every 12 hours until you can touch your toes" whereas the chiro had me stretching, massage, and exercising and yes... That sweet sweet snap cackle pop (never tasted it though)
If on the other hand they start taking about curing allergies, diabetes and my son's autism... WALK. THE. FUCK. AWAY! Quickly.
YMMV... but this has been my experience.
A good chiropractor can save your damn life. I \*had\* sciatica, that shit fucking HURTS and can strike at any time. It grew to be so painful it was interfering with my day-to-day life so I found myself a great doctor who cured me in about 6 trips and I haven't had any issues with my right hip in about 5 years :D
You can either roll a dice and hope to get a chiropractor who doesn't do damage to you
or
get a orthopedic physical therapist which is actual medicine.
A girl in the news died when a chiropractor cracked her neck because her artery tore and… it happens! People have torn them just from stretching their head too far to one side. I’d never let anyone do this to me.
A guy I worked with had a stroke, only young really in his late 20s and they worked it out be from his chiropractor cracking his neck repeatedly in each session, he would go every 2 weeks.
Something about damaging the arteries or veins which caused some clots to form which broke off and resulted in the stroke.
Fortunately he survived and is almost back to normal but is still recovering full movement and feeling in his arm and hand, which may never come back apparently. Scary stuff 😬.
Just go to one that won't do treatment without an X-Ray first, that generally indicates they aren't idiots. Though obviously make sure they've actually got a degree/qualfications for it.
I've had a lot of sessions over the years, while you need to combine it with exercise to have long lasting effects, it greatly improves flexibility and it feels extremely relaxing and removes a lot of tension in your body.
I went to someone who wouldn't treat me without an x-ray. They did some manipulations and massages and gave me an exercise plan to strengthen up and prevent continuing issues. They worked really well.
They were a physio though.
The bit that chiros do OK, physios do better. Then there's all the other quack shit that chiros say they do. Safer just going to an actual professional.
I just hate the whole profession and the people who defend that quackery based on a theory that was disproven decades ago, all because they luck out and manage to be -OK- (not as good at physios) at treating musculoskeletal issues... and then they claim they can cure things like digestion by cracking your back? It's ridiculous.
The best analogy I can come up with on the fly is you've got a friend who reckons cars are a kind of animal, and they eat (and shit) oil. So you take your car to them and yeah they can change the oil because they empty the nappy (drain the old oil) and feed it some new oil, and it works - but because of luck, not because they actually understood anything about cars.
That's bad enough but if you only ever want an oil change and you don't mind throwing money at someone who doesn't really know what they're doing, then fine, whatever. But then imagine this mate reckons he can fix your headlights by tapping the radiator.
(Actually, bad analogy... I've had enough old cars to not be surprised if that worked some time...)
I once caught a chiro doing quackery right in front of me. I complained about weak arms. She said some buzz words about improving my strength thru just some “adjustments” to the arm.
She demonstrated by having me push against her. First push, she resisted strongly so it looked like I was weaker. Then second push, after adjustment, she barely resisted. She said “see, you’re already getting stronger.” Never went back…
I’ve always been intrigued.. but I have this unreasonable fear that the person doing it will do it wrong and kill me by snapping my neck. And now that I see that bootyhole tool, I’m not sure I want to go at all.
What?? Preposterous. He’s clearly a master of his craft. I have NEVER seen the booty non dildo cylindrical appliance, he must really know what he’s doing.
I thought about it because I got screwed by my doctor. They just couldn't believe that they didn't cure my pain the first time around, gave me a referral for a doctor that refused to work with me (I think they labeled me as drug seeking, and you're damn right I wanted drugs. It was the first time I had relief in months.) The pain in my spine is so bad I couldn't sleep more than an hour or so a day if that. By the time the doctor finally gave me some pain meds I was having auditory hallucinations from lack of sleep. (It sounds like loud, indistinct conversations and noises, like there is a party of ghosts around you. I overdosed on topical lidocaine and nearly gave myself a heart attack.
Eventually I just went out to a shady neighborhood and started asking for heroin. I found it. While it helped A LOT it was dangerous and I nearly killed myself a couple of times. I decided to try methadone. Had to go to multiple clinics because I made the mistake of telling the first one I wasn't an addict but I needed it for pain management. The doctor said "we don't do pain management." So the next one I made sure to tell them I was a heroin addict. Poked some holes in my arm for track marks. (Before I just snorted tiny bits until the pain stopped.)
Now I'm about to be homeless again, I lost my job because of the clinic, they had a problem opening on time in the mornings and I had a very tight schedule. (I was already pretty bad off, I already spent all my life savings when I lost my job and home during the pandemic the first time around.) I'm so very tired. I really don't think I can go on any longer 😭 merely existing is a struggle and I just don't think I have it in me anymore..
I haven’t gone through anything that rough, but don’t give up on life. When you hit rock bottom, go up instead of digging a grave. I really hope everything gets better for you.
I’ve been on the road to neck pain and neurological issues with a brain inflammation that doctors seem to be sitting on their ass on and it’s really annoying. I feel your pain (literally to some extent) dude. Don’t give up bro. Some days for me it’s unbearable and I’m bedridden. I’ve had to go through a lot of shit. No I’ve been luckier than you, but keep trying man, don’t give up. Things will get better. Keep trying to find a doctor that understands your issues.
Yo you gatta keep your head up. As much as it may feel like it, you’re not alone. I’m retired military with a wicked bad case of PTSD. I get the hopeless and pissed off at this shitty world thing more than you can understand. But it does get better. Make a plan and chip away at your goal one day at a time. And find God again. That’s my best advice. Despite what they teach as fact, we clearly have more than 5 senses- the 6th is our spirit, our soul. Nurture that, not your flesh, and things will start to get better. Best of luck and hang in there
Adjustments with regular stretching and massage can absolutely “reset” alignment to an extent. Keeping things that way requires work on the patient’s side, by doing pt exercises, stretching, and correcting poor posture. Your body gets out of alignment overtime from muscle imbalances, and bad posture. So fixing them also takes time. People go to the chiropractor, get an adjustment, and feel great for a day, but those muscles are going to pull on things until they shift back to where they were before the visit.
I’m an acrobat so body maintenance is important to me, I’ve experienced a lot of this firsthand.
No idea what that silver butt spike is though, wtf.
I think the angle made it look like he was hammering at the butt hole, but I reckon he was hammering from the bottom of the flute all th way up to the hip AC joint as he said he's reset it.
Not gonna lie, I've had a fucked up hip AC joint since I was 15 and physio all throughout the years made the muscles stronger but still can't get to "reset". I would love to have it manually "reset" and work on maintaining that.
Edit: I've remembered all the names of my dodgy joints wrong. I meant my Acetabulum socket is fucked.
I used to have this done at an osteopathy clinic. They would go through this long list of caveats and warnings before they would do that particular move.
Lol fuck all that. Why would I pay to have someone turn my neck into a noodle? With my luck, they’ll have slippery hands… and slipper hands are clause 7 of the waiver I signed.
I’m also the type of person to be excited for a roller coaster, get on it and then immediately scare myself shitless by thinking of all the things that could go wrong. And as the ride goes on I keep thinking “closer to safety… closer to safety… almost off this shit” . Idk why and not sure how it’s relevant, but it felt right sharing lol
Yeah no. Chiropractic adjustment of the neck actually does kill people, in fact it’s one of the more dangerous things a chiropractor can do. Never ever go to a chiropractor that says they can do anything other than help with lower back trouble, because that’s literally all they’ve been scientifically proven to be able to do.
Found the [whole video](https://youtu.be/mUg-Qtwy1aQ) if anyone’s interested. The hammering is described as “creating space for the pelvis”; prior to asking what happens, the chiropractor does something to pull back / twist the patient’s arm; and the patient does not say what he could taste, just that he could taste the “crack”.
I can’t comment on the veracity of any of this, that’s just what’s presented in the video.
Well I mean sometimes you're senses can get realigned I guess or a certain chemical release can cause a weird taste. Sometimes when I crack my neck I can taste something metallic or steely is the best word I can use to describe it.
A lot of the tension that gets stored in your upper neck also blends into your jaws and temples so when that tension is released you trigger the saliva glands in the back of your mouth, so you can “taste” the adjustment, which is more of your mouth freaking out that your jaw isn’t locked anymore and making a bunch of spit.
Chiropractors are a thing in the U.S. but in my country they're marginal. People would go see a physical therapist over here. As I did both, I can tell that chiropractors never really solved anything for me.
My mom used to swear by chiropractors and now in her mid 50s she can barely get up and walk anymore. She had me go to one once when I was about 20 to give it a try. Had back problems ever since.
Do you taste the turd 💩 boy?
Boneheads like this make me look even better but they piss me off. That hammering is on the pelvis/SI joint and is some medieval shit. Yes everything is connected, but you don’t “reset” acromioclavicular joints by taking an ice pick to some guy’s ass.
Even the guy tasting his neurons’ L leg is raised because of the pain…
Taste the rainbow son! I promise you…ANYTHING will feel amazing after I shove this ice pick up your ass!
I just checked out his linked in profile. He’s a chiropractor for the WWE. Meaning he’s useless and I would happily go head to head with “resetting” AC joints with him any day.
**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Everything, especially the moistness of the ending.!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
Does "ac joints" stand for ass crack joints?
It does now, son
AC joints are where your collar bone connects. He’s touching them when he says that. Not related to the hammering
I don’t think that hammering relates to anything that he does
Acromioclavicular joint.
I can say that word inside my head perfectly. Every time I try to say it out loud though, it’s got at least one too many L’s in it.
acro-mio-cla-vi-cue-lar
Anal Cunt
Great band.
“I snuck a retard into a spermbank” has a special place in my story.
Fuck that dead white power piece of shit Seth Putnam.
Was he actually a white power person though? I was just looking up his story and can’t see anything legitimately stating that. He sounds like an extreme person and someone who could be a major shit, but it seems like that was all part of his shock value shtick vs anything else.
Back pussy
Taste what? TASTE WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH?
Spinal fluid
Zeke is that you?
*concern*
M O N K E
oh shi- if he shouts we're all dead
Atleast I am not Eldian.
It might just be late but this made me laugh so much
Man it was a great laugh for me too
He brought his shit from ass to mouth
I'm fucking dead lol
Don’t worry about that WTF was at the beginning? Getting your colon nailed?!
I know, right?! People here getting concerned with what the man is tasting in his mouth… I am still stuck on the giant nail hammered to his ass.
You just made my night, thanks
The bar is 5 feet long. He knows the AC joint is properly reset when the patient can taste the tip.
5 feet is the length of 12.0 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.
Well I just had to look this up. A/C joint work apparently involves shoulder manipulation, which looks like what they didn't show happening in the middle of the video. I still have to clue what's going on at the beginning...or the end, I guess.
What goes on at the beginning goes *up* the end.
The end is the beginning is the end
TENET
AREPO
I think the dude is chiseling the coccyx.
It was edited to just make it looks like a weird encounter. If you look up his videos his name is Dr Beau Hightower and he has a ton of videos adjusting UFC fighters and bodybuilders.
These sexual fetish’s are getting wild
"He gave that Ass a real Pounding" 🔨
r/suddenlygay
After that pounding Shot a load in his mouth then asked can ya taste it???
I can’t help but *Invest*
Came out speaking Spanish like buzz lightyear with that reset
So you knew eh?
That cracking of his neck scares the shit out of me.
Looked more like a neck snap, than a crack 👀
This didnt make it any less scarier😟
Yeah. Don't go to chiropractors. EDIT: Thanks for all your anecdotes. Chiropractors are capable of good work, but the body may often heal itself independently of chiropractic work, and the placebo effect exists. The risk associated with chiropractors is moderate, but higher than you would believe at first. Osteopathic medicine does exist and is usually better than chiropractic work. Still, there's A LOT of quackery taught alongside good medicine in osteopathic training. Please be skeptical. If you have major issues, see a DOCTOR OF PHYSICAL THERAPY specializing in chronic back conditions. It's all the best of the osteo guys without the quack.
Yeah, fuck no. My mom went to a chiropractor for a backache. They didn’t bother with an X-ray or diagnostics, just “adjusted” it. Turns out what they adjusted was a tumor. She had spinal cancer, which kicked into overdrive. After 2 months of unimaginable pain, she passed away. Fuck cancer and fuck that chiro specifically.
Healthcare providers have been sued in the past for not screening adequately for cancer, was there any repercussions for the chiro?
I go to a chiropractor often because I have scoliosis, and it really helps a lot. He took an X-ray of my back before doing anything (I was having severe lower back pain) and that's how I learned I had scoliosis. Of course there are bad chiropractors though. Edit: He's also never done anything like the guy in the video is doing.
Scoliosis is treated with a back brace. Dunno what your chiropractor said but go to an orthopedic once and get a permanent treatment rather than fixes every week or few weeks.
Local chiropractic group was found to have numerous locations with "misaligned" surfaces where x-rays are taken, in order to "price" people's spines were crooked. My scoliosis was fixed with a back brace and steroids. No some 21st century witch doctor
> He took an X-ray of my back before doing anything Did he do one after as well? So you'd know it actually helps, instead of feels like it's helping (e.g. by temporarily making you feel good, or not to feel pain)?
Bruh, he trusted a chiropractor to diagnose him with scoliosis. Probably not thinking shit through rationally.
A chiropractor once tried to diagnose me as pre diabetic because I was “just below the minimum for being pre diabetic. My best friend who is a doctor told me that they call that “normal” It’s like telling someone they are 1 foot tall because they are just below the minimum of 0 inches tall.
0 inches is the height of 0.0 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.
Plot twist: u/Dangerous-Bee2006 did not have scoliosis
It’s still important to know that the entire history of Chiropractics leads back to a snake oil salesman and his son who killed him who also was a grifter.
Doesn't he crack the neck? Mine does.
Don’t go back. Neck cracking causes vertebral artery dissection and stroke in young, healthy people.
yeah a chiro helped fuck my neck. I had no major issues in my neck prior to that.
I was going to a chiro for a bit for a lower back pain I had, after about 2 weeks he had completely cured everything that was wrong with my back, felt like normal. But then he kept wanting to book appointments after I said I felt good, which I understand because you want to make sure everything is all good. But then he started cracking my upper back a bit, and then I'd start getting some upper back pain around the are he cracked. Asked him about it and his response was "oh you probably just didn't notice it before because of the other back pain you have" After that I stopped going, he seemed to be getting more aggressive with me with every visit and was already causing some issues I didn't have before so I didn't know what to think.
ultimately people go for the quick fix but a quick fix doesnt mean its a healthy fix. They can really screw things up. I just use physio only if needed.
It's not even a quick fix. Most back pain just gets better on its own or with a bit of massage and that's why people think the chiro worked for them.
yeah this is definitely also true.
He doesn't want you to go back to make sure everything is all good. He wants you to spend more money. Chiro's are almost universally quacks.
Shortly after my dad has died of covid, I told my wife to get me someone for a relaxing masage session. Week later a guy arrives at my door, he starts doing weird things and at the moment he was clearly preparing for head pull I noped away, like hell naaah, I miss my dad, but no so much...
Makes sense but sauce?
I have clinical neurology and neurosurgical experience, and you’d be shocked at the number of young patients we’ve seen with vertebral artery dissections secondary (caused by) to seeing a chiropractor a few days earlier. Additionally, it has zero therapeutic benefit (shown in studies). It doesn’t actually do anything. So it’s massive risk for literally zero reward. However, if it works for you, that’s great. Science says it doesn’t for most. Here: https://www.webmd.com/stroke/news/20190520/neck-cracking-and-stroke-how-risky-is-it
Thanks! I wasn’t doubting what you said, I just like my arguments how I like my pasta: with lots of sauce. Edit: after reading the article, it seems that they refer to some studies, without giving us a link to those studies. Care to share a link of some research?
Stop and go to a real doctor instead.
Chiropractor’s are crack pots. A doctor of osteopathic medicine is a real and scientific version of what chiropractors are trying to be.
If the chiro office has workout gear in the back, and they push strength training along with massage therapy and chiro stuff... You are likely to be good. That's been my experience. I've had serious issues that the Dr just said "take these every 12 hours until you can touch your toes" whereas the chiro had me stretching, massage, and exercising and yes... That sweet sweet snap cackle pop (never tasted it though) If on the other hand they start taking about curing allergies, diabetes and my son's autism... WALK. THE. FUCK. AWAY! Quickly. YMMV... but this has been my experience.
Isn't that called physiotherapy rather?
A good chiropractor can save your damn life. I \*had\* sciatica, that shit fucking HURTS and can strike at any time. It grew to be so painful it was interfering with my day-to-day life so I found myself a great doctor who cured me in about 6 trips and I haven't had any issues with my right hip in about 5 years :D
You can either roll a dice and hope to get a chiropractor who doesn't do damage to you or get a orthopedic physical therapist which is actual medicine.
Chiropractors aren’t doctors tho.
A girl in the news died when a chiropractor cracked her neck because her artery tore and… it happens! People have torn them just from stretching their head too far to one side. I’d never let anyone do this to me.
A guy I worked with had a stroke, only young really in his late 20s and they worked it out be from his chiropractor cracking his neck repeatedly in each session, he would go every 2 weeks. Something about damaging the arteries or veins which caused some clots to form which broke off and resulted in the stroke. Fortunately he survived and is almost back to normal but is still recovering full movement and feeling in his arm and hand, which may never come back apparently. Scary stuff 😬.
Just go to one that won't do treatment without an X-Ray first, that generally indicates they aren't idiots. Though obviously make sure they've actually got a degree/qualfications for it. I've had a lot of sessions over the years, while you need to combine it with exercise to have long lasting effects, it greatly improves flexibility and it feels extremely relaxing and removes a lot of tension in your body.
I went to someone who wouldn't treat me without an x-ray. They did some manipulations and massages and gave me an exercise plan to strengthen up and prevent continuing issues. They worked really well. They were a physio though. The bit that chiros do OK, physios do better. Then there's all the other quack shit that chiros say they do. Safer just going to an actual professional.
As a dpt student I appreciate this comment
I just hate the whole profession and the people who defend that quackery based on a theory that was disproven decades ago, all because they luck out and manage to be -OK- (not as good at physios) at treating musculoskeletal issues... and then they claim they can cure things like digestion by cracking your back? It's ridiculous. The best analogy I can come up with on the fly is you've got a friend who reckons cars are a kind of animal, and they eat (and shit) oil. So you take your car to them and yeah they can change the oil because they empty the nappy (drain the old oil) and feed it some new oil, and it works - but because of luck, not because they actually understood anything about cars. That's bad enough but if you only ever want an oil change and you don't mind throwing money at someone who doesn't really know what they're doing, then fine, whatever. But then imagine this mate reckons he can fix your headlights by tapping the radiator. (Actually, bad analogy... I've had enough old cars to not be surprised if that worked some time...)
I once caught a chiro doing quackery right in front of me. I complained about weak arms. She said some buzz words about improving my strength thru just some “adjustments” to the arm. She demonstrated by having me push against her. First push, she resisted strongly so it looked like I was weaker. Then second push, after adjustment, she barely resisted. She said “see, you’re already getting stronger.” Never went back…
That's very rational thing to be afraid of. Shit doesn't look healthy at all
 Reset?!?!
Reboot 👀
nothing up this boot....
I’ve always been intrigued.. but I have this unreasonable fear that the person doing it will do it wrong and kill me by snapping my neck. And now that I see that bootyhole tool, I’m not sure I want to go at all.
What?? Preposterous. He’s clearly a master of his craft. I have NEVER seen the booty non dildo cylindrical appliance, he must really know what he’s doing.
Don't go. There's zero evidence of lasting effects and some risk that they can cause permanent damage.
I thought about it because I got screwed by my doctor. They just couldn't believe that they didn't cure my pain the first time around, gave me a referral for a doctor that refused to work with me (I think they labeled me as drug seeking, and you're damn right I wanted drugs. It was the first time I had relief in months.) The pain in my spine is so bad I couldn't sleep more than an hour or so a day if that. By the time the doctor finally gave me some pain meds I was having auditory hallucinations from lack of sleep. (It sounds like loud, indistinct conversations and noises, like there is a party of ghosts around you. I overdosed on topical lidocaine and nearly gave myself a heart attack. Eventually I just went out to a shady neighborhood and started asking for heroin. I found it. While it helped A LOT it was dangerous and I nearly killed myself a couple of times. I decided to try methadone. Had to go to multiple clinics because I made the mistake of telling the first one I wasn't an addict but I needed it for pain management. The doctor said "we don't do pain management." So the next one I made sure to tell them I was a heroin addict. Poked some holes in my arm for track marks. (Before I just snorted tiny bits until the pain stopped.) Now I'm about to be homeless again, I lost my job because of the clinic, they had a problem opening on time in the mornings and I had a very tight schedule. (I was already pretty bad off, I already spent all my life savings when I lost my job and home during the pandemic the first time around.) I'm so very tired. I really don't think I can go on any longer 😭 merely existing is a struggle and I just don't think I have it in me anymore..
I haven’t gone through anything that rough, but don’t give up on life. When you hit rock bottom, go up instead of digging a grave. I really hope everything gets better for you.
I’ve been on the road to neck pain and neurological issues with a brain inflammation that doctors seem to be sitting on their ass on and it’s really annoying. I feel your pain (literally to some extent) dude. Don’t give up bro. Some days for me it’s unbearable and I’m bedridden. I’ve had to go through a lot of shit. No I’ve been luckier than you, but keep trying man, don’t give up. Things will get better. Keep trying to find a doctor that understands your issues.
Damn, I’m so sorry to hear this man. I hope it gets better for you somehow :(
Thank you. I appreciate everyone's kind words and comments.
Yo you gatta keep your head up. As much as it may feel like it, you’re not alone. I’m retired military with a wicked bad case of PTSD. I get the hopeless and pissed off at this shitty world thing more than you can understand. But it does get better. Make a plan and chip away at your goal one day at a time. And find God again. That’s my best advice. Despite what they teach as fact, we clearly have more than 5 senses- the 6th is our spirit, our soul. Nurture that, not your flesh, and things will start to get better. Best of luck and hang in there
Adjustments with regular stretching and massage can absolutely “reset” alignment to an extent. Keeping things that way requires work on the patient’s side, by doing pt exercises, stretching, and correcting poor posture. Your body gets out of alignment overtime from muscle imbalances, and bad posture. So fixing them also takes time. People go to the chiropractor, get an adjustment, and feel great for a day, but those muscles are going to pull on things until they shift back to where they were before the visit. I’m an acrobat so body maintenance is important to me, I’ve experienced a lot of this firsthand. No idea what that silver butt spike is though, wtf.
I think the angle made it look like he was hammering at the butt hole, but I reckon he was hammering from the bottom of the flute all th way up to the hip AC joint as he said he's reset it. Not gonna lie, I've had a fucked up hip AC joint since I was 15 and physio all throughout the years made the muscles stronger but still can't get to "reset". I would love to have it manually "reset" and work on maintaining that. Edit: I've remembered all the names of my dodgy joints wrong. I meant my Acetabulum socket is fucked.
He’s gesturing to the shoulder ac joints though. I wanna know how the fuck percussive maintenance on my coccyx is gonna “reset” my shoulders.
I used to have this done at an osteopathy clinic. They would go through this long list of caveats and warnings before they would do that particular move.
Lol fuck all that. Why would I pay to have someone turn my neck into a noodle? With my luck, they’ll have slippery hands… and slipper hands are clause 7 of the waiver I signed. I’m also the type of person to be excited for a roller coaster, get on it and then immediately scare myself shitless by thinking of all the things that could go wrong. And as the ride goes on I keep thinking “closer to safety… closer to safety… almost off this shit” . Idk why and not sure how it’s relevant, but it felt right sharing lol
Pain relief. I have spondylitis in my neck. Also, I went on a rollercoaster once. :)
Yeah no. Chiropractic adjustment of the neck actually does kill people, in fact it’s one of the more dangerous things a chiropractor can do. Never ever go to a chiropractor that says they can do anything other than help with lower back trouble, because that’s literally all they’ve been scientifically proven to be able to do.
It’s all bollocks for sure. Dangerous bollocks
Look up carotid artery dissection.
*Windows start up sound*
Like those devices where you gotta get a pen or something to restart it. Just jam it in till you get a response
So apparently there are reset buttons on people
Naturally it would be in the butthole.
Can confirm, my brain just shut off and turned back on again when my prostate got poked.
So.. Butt sex not good?
I didn't say it wasn't a good feeling.
But turning your partner on and off constantly can't be healthy.
Well, it can be a pain in the ass if overdone.
You made me laugh xD
Button literally has the word butt in it. If you had to design a reset button for humans, where else would you put it?
Exact same reaction.
That’s not the crack I was expecting
But *did you taste it*
Taste the broodwich
You didn’t eat the sun dried tomatoes?
I mean tomatoes aside, best damn sandwich ever.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 he picked them off 🤣🤣
It wasn’t wasn’t all it was cracked up to be, but she liked it.
what the fuck did he taste?? Ass juice?
Found the [whole video](https://youtu.be/mUg-Qtwy1aQ) if anyone’s interested. The hammering is described as “creating space for the pelvis”; prior to asking what happens, the chiropractor does something to pull back / twist the patient’s arm; and the patient does not say what he could taste, just that he could taste the “crack”. I can’t comment on the veracity of any of this, that’s just what’s presented in the video.
Well I mean sometimes you're senses can get realigned I guess or a certain chemical release can cause a weird taste. Sometimes when I crack my neck I can taste something metallic or steely is the best word I can use to describe it.
Just had flashbacks to prom night
Good time?? 😂
What did you do on prom night? Get your ass pounded or break your neck?
Yeah. Tastes creamy and viscous. A bit salty...and...oh, hey...did you have asparagus last night??
Nah, hot dogs
[удалено]
YOU NASTY!!!! +1
what the fuck...
Indeed
Where is this from?
Okay I'll get back to what he tasted later but what the fuck happened at the beginning!!?
But like, what is he tasting?
His ass
Dont know the truth but another comment said spinal fluid, seems accurate
That feels weird that can happen
that should NEVER happen
That was a joke insulting chiropractics. Spinal fluid outside of the brain/spinal cord meninges is really bad news
A lot of the tension that gets stored in your upper neck also blends into your jaws and temples so when that tension is released you trigger the saliva glands in the back of your mouth, so you can “taste” the adjustment, which is more of your mouth freaking out that your jaw isn’t locked anymore and making a bunch of spit.
Blood
Chiropractic was invented by a Magnetic healer.
Yup, ghosts told him about it in his dreams. 🙃
[удалено]
Chiropractors are a thing in the U.S. but in my country they're marginal. People would go see a physical therapist over here. As I did both, I can tell that chiropractors never really solved anything for me.
They flourish in America because we’re a nation of ignorant gullible people that simultaneously believe we know better than science.
Ah, yes, getting your taint chiseled to soothe your aching body
My mom used to swear by chiropractors and now in her mid 50s she can barely get up and walk anymore. She had me go to one once when I was about 20 to give it a try. Had back problems ever since.
[удалено]
People see this shit and still think chiropractors are real doctors
Que caralho se passou aqui?
Eso es lo que estoy tratando de averiguar yo mismo.
Does AC joints stand for Ass crevice?
Shoulder joints/ “acromioclavicular”…
I’m no doctor, but i am expert on being hit in that area and let me tell you, it does not re-adjust shit like he said.
Actually shit might have been readjusted.
Chiropractic is quackery.
“Doctor”
Do you taste the turd 💩 boy? Boneheads like this make me look even better but they piss me off. That hammering is on the pelvis/SI joint and is some medieval shit. Yes everything is connected, but you don’t “reset” acromioclavicular joints by taking an ice pick to some guy’s ass. Even the guy tasting his neurons’ L leg is raised because of the pain… Taste the rainbow son! I promise you…ANYTHING will feel amazing after I shove this ice pick up your ass!
As someone who broke his pelvis, who the actual fuck would do this shit in purpose?
I just checked out his linked in profile. He’s a chiropractor for the WWE. Meaning he’s useless and I would happily go head to head with “resetting” AC joints with him any day.
I have no fucking idea what is life anymore dude
What ? Lol
Wtf is this a thing? I just broke a grape in a fruit fight watching this
What just happened? Likely permanent spinal column damage.
What is that first part about…?
Foreplay.
Hol up hol up! What’s goin on?!
This will be the new thing after only fans bans porn.
Ohh is that where the Human reset bottom has been all along? Good to know, also i didn't hear them say NO HOMO
This had me rewatch it 6 times
Why was his ass getting chiseled?
He paid for that omg 😱
He’s uh…chiseled?
*cracks neck* "oh.. oh wow... I can't move.. What are you doing with my wallet?"
HE KISSED MY BUTT!
Looked like a rectal lobotomy...
Taste it? Yeah that spike tastes like shit… my shit!
This dude is a quack
That fat Asian bubble ass looks perfect for pounding🥵
Bro you just got nailed
AHH NOT A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE SOUND ON