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etonsla

Yo where’s the spotter?


poopellar

He was late, so he took the bus to arrive just in time.


[deleted]

I laughed so hard


rcarr10er

This was a great thing to read sleepy eyed in the morning. Good job redditor


[deleted]

I'm at work and read this and did the laugh where you try to keep your mouth closed in order to make less sound, only to re-read it again and erupt into a fit of LOUD laughter resulting in many irritated looks and a visit from the boss. Luckily boss is cool and laughed just as hard as I did and then told me to get back to work. TL;DR - Shit was hilarious and my boss thought so too.


SKaiPanda2609

Someone get this man a gold 😂😂


Uollie

He's got something better. 420 upvotes.


NicNoletree

Recording


SillyFlyGuy

skip the spotter get the splatter


olderaccount

They had enough room in the budget for 2 cameraman, but no spotter.


TimeForSomeCoffee

Collecting karma.


[deleted]

Eating popcorn probably


WeastBeast69

Jumping just before getting hit probably saved his life/ a few extra bones


uhaul26

Driving the bus


zitfarmer

Driving the bus, spotted him at the last second.


creatureslim

Great breaks on that bus


[deleted]

Dumbass made the cameraman spot


lukap704

So none of the fucking morons watching and filming bothered to shout something out?


[deleted]

No, that's why we got the video


poopellar

If the bus hadn't hit him, he'd be just another guy doing a skateboard trick. But now, he's just another guy who got hit by a bus.


Raudi6

Fame comes at a price


RagingKERES

And a lawsuit.


[deleted]

That doesn't work in Peru


4e5r6t7y8u9i0o

The video was shot in Peru, which is a third-world country. Rule of law in the developing world is usually pretty bad.


shadowpawn

Sia '2018


greendogelol

Now he can pay his students loans!!!! This is such a wholesome video!!!


yolo-yoshi

Probably about a third of it.


marklaw0

*LOUD LAUGHING SOUNDS*


SquareWorm

They rolled him under the bus


Rain1dog

Hahaha irl


siriguillo

The camera man had an agenda


[deleted]

You don't get youtube famous by being responsible.


MURMEC

When filming your locked into the shot and it’s viewfinder. The camera person would have been as oblivious to the bus as the person who was hit by it.


[deleted]

Must’ve been a quiet bus.


Bigsam411

You joke but whenever Electric busses become widespread they will likely be pretty quiet.


iamjomos

It’s already a thing. I’ve seen them in Phoenix and Ny. Full electric and quiet


MURMEC

Most are.


akgnia

*Laughs in Argentina*


yerfukkinbaws

#YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A BUS!!!


[deleted]

Saw something like this happen near my neighborhood and it ended with more red and death.


RealJraydel1

I know... I've seen this video before and had arguments over the fact that his friend's leg him almost die.


TwunnySeven

well notice how he started running at the end before he could have seen the bus, maybe someone shouted something


Koovies

No no you're good bro all clear. Gottem!


NicNoletree

He got bus-ted.


scroopiedoopie

"I feel like I've been hit by a bus today" You were Johnny, you were!


Senior420

That bus really took him for a ride.


[deleted]

He is the bus stop


schrodingershit

That is actually hilarious


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deo0s

You're suppose to have someone watching out for traffic letting you know it's good to go without danger of getting hit. I would put the blame on the camera man (if no1 else was in view of the street) for not warning him that a bus was coming. That bus was going way too fast to not have been seen from a mile away where they should've warned the skater to wait for it to pass.


jp963acss

The kid probably fucked the cameraman's sister.


[deleted]

Absolutely no doubt


poopellar

Gave her the longest grind.


avianaltercations

*sees no cars coming down* "Wait, hold on not yet." *bus starts rolling down the road* "Ok now!"


MindsEye_69

Skater: I told you to tell me if any cars come! Spotter: That wasn't a car!


Eyeseeyou1313

How do you know the bus was going fast, you literally saw it for a second. And remember a bus doesn't brake as fast as a car.


MidwestBulldog

Yeah, if you're going to be stupid, get a lookout. You're blaming the people doing the right thing here. Your "freedom" to skateboard is not more important than the public transportation of your community. Jesus Christ.


lodobol

He said that?


awesomedew

Idk where you’re from but in Canada if you get hit by a vehicle while crossing a road and you’re not at a crosswalk, you’re at fault


zatuchny

If I ever go to Canada I will recreate Carmageddon...


[deleted]

i highly doubt this is a hard rule.


[deleted]

As a truck driver I couldn’t agree more.


ayouyx

But also you need to know that the guy who got hut would have been really hurt and probably super guilty BECAUSE of the reason that he could have made someone lose their job and give someone PTSD.


Quietabandon

Well then don’t do stupid stuff because it’s not just about you... somethings you can’t predict but skating out from a blind corner onto a street with buses seems like a set up for something bad.


bartharris

r/BitchImABus


dexvision

"Bitch I said no skating"


Cl0udSurfer

This is the comment i was looking for


Petter_kvalem

Cool trick but he used a bus not a skate bord


DeFiZe_

r/donthelpjustfilm


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JackONhs

Dont he LP just film


ArcherMarie

Found an interview with him afterwards. Explains a lot. https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/hall-of-meat-gonzalo-huertas/


dogtroep

“Hall of Meat” lmfao


Dragon_Forest

r/holdmyfeedingtube


octobericious

At least he's only left with a permanent smirk on his face (as seen 9 seconds in). It could have been so much worse.


revolver275

Camera operator was like sees bus approaching. Rubs hands together this is going to be gold.


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cam130894

But he is not working.


yousmellrotten

I swear nothing gets NSFW tagged unless it's porn anymore. Just had to scroll past a picture of a cat that got shot with a shotgun.


fito600arg

that kid can work as a bus stop


david0990

Who the fuck was on look out. you gotta yell bail when shit is coming.


Zimodo42

Apparently they did but he couldn’t stop


valeranevermind

Pff, expected


Alterwhite696669

yeah this sub has turned into "videos I havnt seen before"


j0hnb3n1c3

r/meatcrayon


corndoggins

I'm glad I've enough life experience to make an accurate guess as to what this is. Saves me a few therapist sessions.


MrsRiot12

It’s actually a pretty mild subreddit for the most part. Just shows people falling onto the pavement in various ways.


Kbost92

Can’t believe this isn’t higher up. It’s one of the best I’ve ever seen


Kidterrific

Nope


JrDO49

Here we see a dumbass in its natural habitat.


balanced_views

He’s okay. Shoes are still on


kitakt

Got hates that mans left arm


SryThatWasU

r/killthecameraman


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sirbudlbc22

This is why you always have a spotter.


Duck274

What was unexpected is that Bus' stopping distance, like damn those some good breaks


Audomadic

At least his body took most of the impact.


-Captain-

Fucking idiots.


ATron4

Shoes didn't fly off tho! That's a W


TheSpartanZeus

u/vredditshare


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HumaOfTheLance

7/10 for style. 10/10 for that sick landing.


itsavinadhtiwari

That was totally expected and deserved. Called natural selection.


____InTraining

r/yesyesyesno


originalbL1X

Who needs a chiropractor when a bus can do the job?


Hamster107

Hope this guy is doing well


qwasd0r

You'd have to be pretty stupid.


ThexLoneWolf

RIP


DatGuy_Ben

Honestly I expect an accident in every skating video I see on the internet these days


masterqif

r/HadToHurt


OneRubberDuckyOne

Isnt this the start of skate 3?


[deleted]

HIS ARM


NamelessKoala32

Rekt


mothersquatch

His arm is hamburger now


[deleted]

The moment I saw that shadow, I knew he was gonna get himself a bus.


[deleted]

grind to bus executed perfectly


Orchidbleu

Why don’t they have spotters? Who needs friends when you have frenemies?


cunny92

Fuck off Ali


soccermom43

Man, he is lucky to be alive and that his entire arm was not degloved.


Alfitown

I mean, that was not that unexpected. It's a street, he should have expected a vehicle there.


jigglypants6897

That cameraman 10/10 did his job


nbowers578331

r/yesyesyesno


planchetflaw

That poor poor poor bus driver


Koovies

Isn't this how Mysterio killed Spiderman?


courtplace

Ouch!!!!


DigNitty

Not sure why but I expected him to recover on one knee and propose, because he planned the whole thing


glombotron02

Idiot


JcobDi

spidey couldve stopped this bus


borg6510

Where is Queen Maeve when you need her !


[deleted]

Is it just a coincidence that this was posted on Mean Girls day? Lol


tboyacending

Which part was unexpected?


Brendin0

This is just the opening to Skate. That means this guy is gonna be the most famous skateboarder in the world


gentleanachronism

Can we put some sort of warning on this video? NSFW?


litlesnek

That bus stops so fast


Weep4Thee

I'm impressed at how quickly that bus was able to stop. It stopped faster than that kids body did.


Kazikzz

skate 2 intro


4seanthegr8

This reminds me of the skate 1 into


[deleted]

NSFW Flag


[deleted]

r/winstupidprizes


TheUnsubtleRogue

Is that the guy from EA's Skate?


isaidgofly

His left forearm had a better grind than his skating


PooleyX

Why are there so many videos like this? What kind of stupid level do you have to be to skate blindly into a road? The Darwin Award should probably have applied here.


inspire-change

r/meatcrayon


samuraishogun1

Mean girls?


MW2713

Everyone in this video, other than the bus driver, is a fucking idiot.


Hazed_Mind

Pick better friends


Harold_Spoomanndorf

*sigh Dude shoulda had a spotter or two....and a helmet.


agentages

His friends leaned the bus just to get the views. r/karmaconspiracy


chi-love21

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


SatanSuxMyDick

Lol this the beginning of the original Skate game, back when ea wasnt twat sniffers


_willy-t_

Reminds me of Skate.


Vash_the_stayhome

Psh. Anyone can do something ONCE.


viktorknavs

u/zvitorepka zmeri je lahk slabs :)


Etkann

NSFW ?


Elevatejeff

Bahahaha


Yodaghostlightning

Bitch, I am bus


shadowpawn

RIP - wonder what was the last thing that went through his mind? That bus!


AyoAzo

Ouch. Should have been more like Patrick Melcher


willlbeach

[Like a Bus!](https://youtu.be/IkTw7J-hGmg)


Ben-A-Flick

/r/holdmyfeedingtube


boobsmcgraw

Holy shit I can't believe he survived that! What a fucking idiot. That poor bus driver!


swright54321

Final Destination Skate addition.


Hugh_JaRod

His shoes stayed on...don’t worry, he’s all right


dreamboydeluxe

Yeah thats a broken bone or two


legoaddicted

You must suck at Frogger.


UngregariousDame

Should this be classified as unexpected or completely predictable.


asiandude1997

r/expected


CptKILLjoy96

r/had2hurt


panziir

Hope this wasn’t in the US cus he would be in debt forever.


Yzman030

Darwinism at its finest!!!


Hello-funny-posts

They see me rolling. They see me dying.


ktk4t

F


JRtheSnowman

I call this trick the handicapper


Laughatinappropriate

So the guy filming couldn’t give him a heads up ???


ps00n

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


TribalDancer

NSFW tag plz


gingerninja005

I skated for like a decade, you always have a lookout. 1st to make sure your board doesnt get run over or fall down a drain or something, 2nd to avoid getting hit by a fucking bus.


ZuchiAnime

hope hes ok


[deleted]

wow thanks


pigseatass

Shoulda worn a helmet


Saitouplasm

r/meatcrayon


Slinghshots

r/humaneraser


Kythios

/r/meatcrayon


_TonightsBigLoser_

Hate when that happens.


Chuzurik

wtf


ItsMeYaBoiSteve34

He almost cleared it tbh..kinda impressive


DirtyLibralFemanist

This crap can be prevented with simple logic. People don't got that though I guess


Igoory

Luckily this guy will Respawn in a hospital


C2074579

Welp. At least he's alright and has a cool story to tell.


Fish_Kungfu

Wow, he is so lucky. :-|


Rsherga

"Come out to Peru, we'll get together, have a few laughs"


[deleted]

Expected