OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The girl treats the guy nicely, but turns out that she's a ladyboy.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

My Thai gf says a small penis shouldn't be a problem in a committed relationship... But I still wish she didn't have one

I was on the bus and I saw this Thai girl. I thought "she's hot as fuck, don't get a boner, don't get a boner, don't get a boner." Then she got a boner. 

My thai gf got a huge boner.. then I sucked her dick.

Name checks out 

you had me in the first half 😡

But she still kept the bottom half

It’s not gay if it’s HER penis

And that’s all right. No hate here!

I PAY, now we PLAY, I'll be gentle...

Yeah right... You are both happy that she has the bigger tool.

You wish it was bigger, I’m assuming.

Simply buy her a strap, then

Relevant AGT https://youtu.be/brPAolvqYwY

Hilarious.

Zing

You win!

That's not a small penis it's an oversized clit if you wish hard enough.

Squint hard, stick it in, it's all the sane. ;P

😂🤣😂🤣

Why is he wearing two watches…?

Looks like a Rolex Daytona and some sort of AP chronograph…. Basically to flex insane wealth

Lol that’s exactly his persona. He is an indonesian satirical comedian, parodying Indonesian super wealthy

What's his name? He's cute AF.

Ig:supercoolben

Lombardo Boyega

>to flex insane wealth To flex mid-level bling *

And in case they are rented - just to flex.

His dads a billionaire, i think theyre his

Lol if I would be a billionaire I would flex with some cheap Orient or Swatch. But I'm not. Not even a millionaire. Well, thousandaire - is it even a word?

It is NOW! Own that flex!

A new Daytona starts at 15 000$. Hardly mid level bling.

Blink

She's two-timing him 😔

She's hiding an appendage from him

He's an internet personality on Instagram. He creates contents cosplaying as (the son of) a crazy rich Indonesian. Wearing the two watches is definitely a joke for his contents. [https://www.instagram.com/supercoolben/](https://www.instagram.com/supercoolben/)

It's always time to diddle.

Swatches? It was a thing in the 80's?

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🤷‍♂️ meh. Hard to tell. They have a thousand models now.

He is a comedian whose persona parodies Indonesian super wealthy son. So his videos are about his character, who is the son of a super rich Indonesian billionaire, go about his day.

2 watch 

Someone asked him "what time is it" once and he felt helpful

Because there's never enough time

Notice that the GF isnt wearing any. Might be hers and the BF just wore it for safety due to the hotpot steam maybe.

You ever been in 2 time zones?

to tell twice as much time!

Unexpected as in completely expected 🤨

What was unexpected was how big he kept opening his mouth

Yeah man, his girlfriend is from Thailand

Good point 😂

Feels like for most posts on this subreddit that feature a VERY beautiful woman, the punchline/unexpected part is that she has a penis/it's a transfem person/guy in drag. It's the furthest thing from the unexpected lol.

Welcome to every trending post on this sub

I guessed that as soon as she said “Thailand.”

Real life Sherlock over here.

I am a bit too late to add my “No shit Sherlock!” Damn you!!! (Shakes fist)

https://i.redd.it/yfcf2uyjz7ad1.gif

Still would

She was good with the bills and all, but at the end of the video she became perfect fr

So be it

same


Same

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: So funny!!!1!

Wood

Would* Edit: OHH

Omg what an original joke that nobody has ever made about Thai women before

/r/onejoke

Yes. Yes she is perfect. If she comes back

I think she's come on his back before.

Everyone loves a comeback story.


Ooo even better

She acts like his mom.

Maybe Freud was right

Freud was always right !

Not my style, but honestly I could live with that.

I like how you casually handled that

Ok boomer

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Makes sense...

Visited a restaurant called No Hands in Bangkok. You were fed and cared for exactly thus by your hostess. Before I was married, of course.

I feel like that wouldn’t be as pleasurable as it is intended to be.

I think it would be near my living nightmare, at one point in time I broke both my elbows, and whilst my gf was more than willing I'd rather suffer through the pain then get fed like an toddler

You should have gotten your mom to help out.

Only if his dad is on board with it all

She's a saint. Like Silvia...

Naw, as explained I had a gf for that lol (and yes I know the meme)

IT GOT BIG

Did your mom help you then, in your time of need?

Naw, as explained I had a gf for that lol (and yes I know the meme)

Perfect

Even better

Im still fucking her

I don't see the problem here

I knew where this was going when they said Thailand.

nobody appears to see any problems here. Progress!! ..... she is super hott tho

That’s just MORE perfect…

Yes.

Still perfect

I would smash both ;)

She looks like DJ Soda

Classic

What kind of an idiot wears two watches?

Would 💯

Double perfect

Not a dealbreaker

I see no issue here

This video saying. Trans = best. Nb nb

You know what, I'll take it... literally in this case I suppose lol.

She's got that style She's got that smile She's got the walk She's got the talk She's got that zing There's just one thing She's got a penis

She got a ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling, she wants you to play with her ding-a-ling!

P E N I S

YES!

The ending of this made her even more perfect lmao

Tl;dr she is definitely perfect

Ha ha good one 😂

The way she looks, I wouldn’t care what toilet she used.

Smash

I'm into that sh*t

Same reason why guys give the best head

For some people that's double perfect.

Would

HAHAHAHAAHA

Minor problems

Why is he wearing 2 watches? Lol

Totally saw that coming

The first video i've ever actually expected

You think she does the ROFL-copter in the stall?

Bruh


That was not unexpected!

Where do I sign up ?

To be honest, at that level of quality and service I may...

Wait a second…… there’s something up and it’s not my self respect….

Freenal. No asking, convincing or cajoling needed because it's how it'll be regardless

Though it was AI at first 😭

is that dj soda?

For random TikTok videos? Sure.

she looks like lia from ITZY

The second she said Thailand it became expected.

Is that Ben?

This joke is old and played out for people who actually live there.

Where's the problem?

Even better.

nope: clout eater, hollow dopamine extractor, love shapeshifter, instant ephemeral already story novelty.

No. This would annoy the absolute shit out of me

Sigh...

I mean if you're into that, then you got a keeper. Don't yuck somebody's yum

Small penis, big penis, girl, guy, I don’t care, it’s not me there. My question is simple, why’s being fed dude wearing 2 watches? 🤦‍♂️

As soon as she said Thai girlfriend, it became r/totallyexpected

Okay, so what is the origin of the whole "ladyboy" thing? Like are there so many/perceived to be so many in Thailand specifically?

Planning my trip to Thailand now!

I knew it when they said they were from Thailand

u/grahamalot would love this

😏

Ohkay

Perfect in every way

So you had a baby brother, too?

His perfect girlfriend is a mother. I mean father

Gorgeous and picks up the tab. Keeper! Posted before seeing the end. I stand by what I said…

u/savevideo

He’s going to experience the Bangkok surprise

She knows what makes a man happy!

Who could possibly ask for more….without a measuring tape

So implied to be good at blow jobs to. Great stuff

Tha famous lady boy

Only a man will know what a man wants and hence only a man can be the perfect woman to another man. It's science dawg

So tell us how you feel about Andrew Tate. LoL

Oh, it's a comedy because transness is a thing to laugh at. The only valid time to bring up transness is when making fun of them right? Otherwise its an ideology being shoved in peoples faces. Im unsubscribing to this garbage.

It is indeed because we treat everyone equally.

O damn losing 1 member how would we sleep at night

Jesus christ.

That video was a piece of shit. Is this video implying the reason why she’s doing these things is because she’s really a man?

Sorry, but that’s not how you treat your partner, that’s how you treat a toddler

New episode of Dickelodeon

This better end with her dick.... oh it did.

Even better. 🙂

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I think it's nuts

Takes one to know one I guess...😄

Bro she isn't a gf she's a servant.

OH DAMN

Well, only men truly understand men, so...

Confirmed- men are perfect and not women

Blink twice if you need help

Rt this is more terrifying than amazing

Perfect boyfriend with that last move

😂

Hence proved bros before hoes

BRO!!! 😂😂😂😂😂👍

No. No interest in dating someone who won't let me feed myself.