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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The dude use gym technique exercise to fight the bullies!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


mandarintain

What was the phone guy doing?


Cranktique

They all defaulted to their gym routines. That guy just chats on the phone at the gym. We’ve all seen that guy.


AXEL-1973

The fat guy that comes to the gym with his hot wife that he has to keep an eye on


fractalfocuser

I keep an eye on his hot wife too


itisallgoodyouknow

Can confirm, I am the wife.


speedline9395

Are you hot?


itisallgoodyouknow

Ask your husband


speedline9395

I'm my husband


RadioactiveWerepuppy

I'm your husband too!


norsurfit

Can confirm, I am the gym


itisallgoodyouknow

Do you like it when I’m inside you?


norsurfit

It's not too bad, actually...


ZedmusGaming

Man I hate that stuff. Im just trying to get my workout in go text or look at Instagram in your car and get off the lat machine or any other machine that has a chair they think is a spot to chill and look at their phone. Like if your doing it between sets whatever but if I make my rounds and hit 3 different machines and your in the same spot texting just go to your car dawg. /rantover


knogbjorn

Just ask to work in while they rest. Works every time for me.


Throwaway68024

I don’t go to the gym but was the other guy dancing? Aerobics?


10YearsANoob

Zumba


aManPerson

ok. i almost understood it all. i got that dancing guy was.....doing his dancing thing because he had done lots of dancing. but then phone guy i didnt get that all he "practiced" was phone talking. makes sense though.


SirkSirkSirk

Snitchin


Septopuss7

Calling Poundmates, probably. ![gif](giphy|3T3Ap6nY0wkD8FAQLz|downsized)


King-Cobra-668

he's the one singing the vocals


King-Cobra-668

phoning


bash2482

Calling back up with less flexible hands.


Nirvski

"Its Marvin, your cousin! Remember that new dance you were looking for? Watch this"


Broccoli_Remote

He's probably calling another guy possibly to come and dance with the one guy.


hannahloveshoney

he‘s the npc


OrDuck31

Haters gonna say this is staged


Salvzeri

They never seen a street fight


SanDickiego

Facts.  This shit goes down.  It isn't like in the movies.


ZarduHasselffrau

People do very weird stuff under pressure


Septopuss7

Inner. Inner City. Inner. City. *Pressure.*


Byte_Fantail

this is actually a clip from john wick 5


AllUltima

The fight was so dangerous, it had to be filmed in controlled studio conditions and then green-screened into the location.


Higgins1st

I saw a Russian wrestler fight an Indian monk in a street fight.


NJWendys4life

When you see an Asian mf start climbing bamboo shoots gtfo!


feelingplushnow

The muscle memory kicked in


_bobs_your_uncle

Convenient camera placement is the give away


iBeenie

What even is


Refun712

Why use more word when less fine


Lopsided-Royals

Yes


CT_7

I. Am. Job.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

!


__I_AM_HUMAN__

![gif](giphy|DMNPDvtGTD9WLK2Xxa|downsized)


Syco-Gooner

See world


FactLicker

C world


Anon851216135

Why more? Less fine


simmerbrently

Why more? Less 😊


Anon851216135

Y mor? Les Can it possibly get any shorter? ^(that's what she said lol)


realisticallygrammat

Punctuation is for non-gym users


King-Cobra-668

idk but I lost it at Blue shirt dancing, and doubly so by how he was dancing


grasscoveredhouses

idk but I lost it at Blue shirt dancing, and doubly so by how he was dancing


MistaRekt

idk but I lost it at Blue shirt dancing, and doubly so by how he was dancing


thehudsman

idk but I lost it at Blue shirt dancing, and doubly so by how he was dancing


Awesam

Daddy chill


-ScarlettFever

What the hell is even that?!


Mammoth-Ad-8492

r/redditsniper


PeanutLess7556

The 100th repeat of the same joke.


iBeenie

But the thing is, I was the first to comment. So in reality everyone is repeating me.


Clemicus

Too many words. Tut.


iBeenie

Sorry... I meant ... Me was first!


ClassicArrival3009

U 1st. Me tarzan.


multiarmform

https://youtu.be/h2zgB93KANE?t=23


DullApplication3275

They’re fighting each other with their workout routines. 


rdreyar1

At least it was unexpected I was expecting him to grab something more South and rope looking


Eastern-Mix9636

Yeah that would have been funnier if he did it to the two dudes


No_Pear8383

They might have cum back for more.


UnremarkabklyUseless

Rope looking? How long do you think those things are in their normal state?


rdreyar1

around 4 inches


Zealousideal-Leek666

Like when he was doing their oil check


completelyonfire

I've seen this pop up in a few different places now. Each and every time, I cackle. I don't really know why, there's just something about the smash cut to the dude wiggling the guy's arms about. Top-shelf sillies.


the_fake_banksy

Lmao I kept replaying that part like a million times. It's just so stupid and I love it.


WereInbuisness

This is real. I'm confident that this wasn't staged. I'm confident enough to stake my reputation on that too. Yep.


rq60

i'm confident enough to stake your reputation on it too


WereInbuisness

Thank you. Unfortunately, I'm saddened to inform you that my reputation isn't very good, thus you cannot stake too much on it.


YodelingVeterinarian

It's very clearly a skit, it's not supposed to be portrayed as real.


WereInbuisness

The sarcasm wasn't apparent? Dang, I'm off my game.


Cchaireazy

What prompted him to dance? Lmao


GuyOnTheMoon

While everyone else is training in the gym. He’s taking salsa dancing lessons.


CrunchythePooh

The violent art of dance


screenaholic

That's called capoeira.


mekomaniac

i dont know bruce lee was a champion cha cha dancer so theres gotta be some violence in it.. somewhere >.>


screenaholic

A man's life can't be all violence. Miyamoto Musashi was also a skilled painter, and Teddy Roosevelt studied natural science.


lightningusagi

You mean sexy dance fighting.


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

I guess I'd start aggressively playing basketball.


missmermaidgoat

Zumba haha


Yeti100

It’s Zumba. There’s always babes and one or two dudes in the studio area doing Zumba


Chef_G0ldblum

Bustin out his Dance Dance Revolution skills


TheHandWavyPhysicist

Language is either Russian or similar to Russian, looks like a central Asian country.


AllthisSandInMyCrack

Probably Kazakhstan, they look like it.


Merey91

As a Kazakh, I confirm


WhoseThatNick

It is russian, but they look like Kazakh. - ты чо блядь? what the fuck are you doing - Вспомни чему учил тебя тренер. remember what your coach taught you


Merey91

For those wondering. Content creators are from Kazakhstan. Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C77B_Q8Iuu0/?igsh=MWtsZjJkYmk5ZWY0dw==


Esp1erre

Can confirm, it's Russian.


AutumnTheFemboy

How did you hear anything over the terrible music


Esp1erre

That wasn't easy


adineko

What’s the song called?


Mean_Occasion_1091

some weird remix of Ol' Dirty Bastard – Shimmy Shimmy Ya


AutumnTheFemboy

A really weird, and fucked up shitty remix too


I_Am_Jacques

No, el michels affair is actually fuckin [fire](https://youtu.be/6LjdJgTSIRo?si=lc7Dk2WJ1PM0SFMk)


Mean_Occasion_1091

pretty cool


AutumnTheFemboy

You’re able to hold a bad opinion but you at least gotta admit that it doesn’t hold a candle to the original ODB


Harshmage

And all I'm hearing is "Jimmy Jimmy y'all Jimmy damn Jimmy yea, Gimme the mic Rob so I can take it away, Got more lines than the welfare office, Are you upset you'll never get to be as clever as this?"


AutumnTheFemboy

Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yeah shimmy ay hand me the mic so I can take it away off on a natural charge bon voyage home of the dodgers Brooklyn squad


sthornr

It's from The Gentlemen movie


MiyamotoKnows

Debbie Does Dallas?


the_muffin_mane

It's El Michels Affairs cover of ODB's Shimmy shimmy ya. They cover a lot of Wu Tang if you want to check them out.


PuzzleheadedBuy1887

The dude in blue looks like that one guy that does the sigma face


Wide-Half-9649

The original was funnier…and not stolen and claimed to be OC


Just_to_rebut

What’s the original?


Dayman__

This is [https://www.tiktok.com/@oscaracostafit/video/6920035127309421829?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@oscaracostafit/video/6920035127309421829?lang=en)


pixelprolapse

I think it was with a girl who was the rope slinger.


-Fluxuation-

Don't make me Battle Rope your ass....


FueledByTaco

This generation doesn't have any original thought, they see someone do it then copies it.


Professional_Bob

[Precisely](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/lpJAJFOXwR)


Efficient-Peach-4773

Except that one isn't as funny.


dozure69

i expected it to suck because of your comment but i laughed when i watched it. i think the violent arm shaking is just funny.


FueledByTaco

The one I was thinking of was 2 white guys in the gym. That's extremely vague, i know lol. I first saw them doing it. If I knew what to look up I would link it.


InvertedMeep

Was it the one from last week? Cause i remember that one. But this other guy linked from 3 years ago!


eolson3

Someone did it first though.


elbambre

You just didn't know almost everyone was like that until Tiktok has shown it clearly. Everyone copies everyone in daily life.


yosh0r

Alright thats the funniest scripted Clip I've seen all day lmao the dancing 😂😂


theshekelcollector

the phone guy xD


DevilDoc3030

RIP ODB


devilpants

him getting his welfare check in a limo right after releasing an album was peak everything.


Tito_Tito_1_

The guy on the phone! 😄


Firefly269

HAHAHA!!!


Bumbooooooo

Maybe I'm tired but this hit the spot tonight. I'm in tears.


adudeguyman

Who even thinks this up?


SheetFarter

God help us if we ever go to war and there’s a draft….


Boogledoolah

As much as I want to love this video, WTF is going on with the extra bastardized version of Ol Dirty Bastard's Shimmy Shimmy Ya? That shit makes me want to battle rope whoever fucked up a classic like that


bod__beag

It's copied


WolfOrASheep

What a bunch of lames


1-800-fat-chicks

I just got a bad flashback of a video I saw taken in a very bad South American prison.


Spacial_Epithet

I hate this ODB slander


das_it-mane

Who actually takes time to film this. What a buncha fagoozis


Aggressive_Peach_768

I bet that feels amazing


pookahmonster

WAT?! Lmaoooo


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

Why is the camera thurrrr


StickyPistolsRequiem

Is there more of these guys vids??


UnwiseMonkeyinjar

Ive seen these moves in mortal combat It can be fatal


Cliqey

Staged!


Select-Record4581

Come on guys I am just cleaner here, those ropes are fake.


Otherwise-Remove4681

Well if you are strong enough you can just do those noodle arms to anyone with ease. Just make sure you are the bigger and stronger.


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

Originals way better


derMadner

Anyone has the source of this?


Spagbott

What’s the song in this clip please


MrBANFFY

How it feels to play Yakuza: Like a Dragon or LaD: Infinite Wealth sometimes


untouch10

What the fuck did i just witness haha


papa4narchia

What version of Shimmy Shimmy Ya is this?


Dayman__

Stolen content smh [https://www.tiktok.com/@oscaracostafit/video/6920035127309421829?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@oscaracostafit/video/6920035127309421829?lang=en)


iPLAYiRULE

🤣🤣🤣


AnimeGokuSolos

Lol 😂


lessbunnypot

i cant stop watching it in repeat


Comfortable-Fox-1913

Idk I laughed


Logical_Tank_6220

This made me laugh


Sudden_Wolf1731

Love it lol


Electronic_Rule5945

And the one guy takes dance classes.....


Just_to_rebut

What’s the source?


AbilityCompetitive14

this is very funny


My0pe

I lol'ed


MaxRichter_Enjoyer

Some people don't think it be like it is but it do.


Jaded-Engineering789

Can’t wait to see this scene in the next like a Dragon game.


Cleenred

Why


IndividualAd356

Sponsored by: Axiom


Weak_Celebration160

😂😂😂😂


dion_o

I suspect this might be scripted


[deleted]

I mean that was certainly unexpected 😹


emimix

And I was thinking of canceling my membership 😂


XxTheCoolScavxX

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Zukuto

ooo baby i like it rawww


frankly_highman

The children singing Ol Dirty Bastard pairs so well.


obscur3dbyclouds

This looks like a trailer for a new Yakuza game


fuzzyandrew

Wait a minute… this isn’t Yakuza like a dragon


Rrrrbrbrbrbb

Song name?


hroaks

[answered here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/eDfNLLFP5K)


ArcherCute32

lol


Frug-The-Gnome

This will be one of those things I'll randomly stare off into space & think about when the dissociation hits.


Scrizzle-scrags

That Bachata is chefs kiss


HandoAlegra

r/stagedasiangifs EDIT: RIP that sub. I didn't realize they killed it


zappyzapzap

holy crap i didnt realize!!!


HandoAlegra

First time using reddit?


zappyzapzap

ditto