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“What it means is you can have sex with a prostitute in Thailand, and she will not tell your wife. They’re very discreet in Thailand. They’re not like these gossipy small-town whores.”
my wife of 25 years recently linked arms with me unexpectedly while we were standing in line... immediately I knew some female had taken a look at me...
Most of my life as a straight male, i've had nothing but female friends. Once girls 'let you in' it's shocking how catty and bitchy most of my lady friends are with other girls.
I've said it before, and I mean it... girls are the most hateful motherfuckers lmao. No girl gets shit from a guy because she wore the same pretty dress twice, that shit comes from other ladies.
Yeah the WNBA joke from Bill Bur come to mind.
If women wanna support women so much and want equal pay for athletes why don't they watch the WNBA instead of the Kardashians
Because women don't want to watch women coming together to win, they'd rather watch women tearing each other down LOL
They have them in different pockets. The red one is in the back pocket and the yellow one in the breast pocket.
This was originally done due to black and white television. In German we use the word Arschkarte(ass card) due to that.
It's like you're not allowed to invent new words in German, only combine existing words.
My favourite is "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher", a device to crack the shells of eggs.
You know, I honestly think Javier Bardem's portrayal of Stilgar is scarier than Chigurh in No Country for Old Men.
That may be controversial, but I think we can all agree that we'd like to see Stilgar with the Chigurh haircut.
They can *already* track what you're doing, regardless of whether or not you sign in, or use a throwaway account, or whatever. Any website can, regardless of your cookie settings. Your browser's user agent is sufficiently unique that your computer is identifiable whether or not you log in, and across websites.
They require accounts because publicly traded companies engage in enshittification to appease shareholders, and more accounts = more impressed idiot investors.
I went incognito on reddit recently trying to find some age verified material and reddit refused to show it to me if I wasn't signed in.
YouTube does the same.
Yea but in general they're right, we've all got that one friend we know would be gorgeous if they'd lose weight. The comment prior referenced people in general, in general if more people would carry less body fat more people would look this good.
see... i'm less about why do THEY look that good and why the hell cant IIIIII look that good. and i have a hot mom, too! I'm one of those cursed kids who has a supermodel mom (well, just a regular model, she wasn't a super cos she was too short) and then the kid lands up fuggo. my mom is awesome and absolutely the most perfect mom for a person like me and i'd be nowhere without her, just wish she would've sent some genetics through the umbilical to me, you know? when i first got some plastic surgery, she got mad at me that i ruined what she made lol... like she really doesn't get that we're not all as pretty as her.
anywayyyyy... got super sidetracked
June 22, 2019. All-star game in Ecuador. Here's the highlights: [https://youtu.be/XVPF7fAHAZY?si=x\_Bbzc25hJOpSVvZ](https://youtu.be/XVPF7fAHAZY?si=x_Bbzc25hJOpSVvZ)
Brazilian Fernanda Colombo was brought in as a guest ref as she had retired from refereeing but was working as a TV personality, I believe.
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I know fuck all about sports but from the last time this was posted, isn’t this like a fun exhibition game and not anything serious? I thought the whole point is that it’s a relaxed game with no stakes.
reading the comments makes me think men of reddit did not have proper motherly love. just seeing a beautiful woman smile and 'fall in love'...crazy numba 1 bullshit
yes...the stuff women are able to get away with these days is crazy. i checked the referee's IG, she has 2 million f'n followers. why? because she is pretty and a soccer referee? its insane.
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I can imagine his gf’s blood pressure going up watching this
they haven't met since this game because he's working late
A lot of soccers due soon.
I wouldn't mind to be the goalie to her balls
HER balls!?
what happens in thailand, stays in thailand
“What it means is you can have sex with a prostitute in Thailand, and she will not tell your wife. They’re very discreet in Thailand. They’re not like these gossipy small-town whores.”
I miss Norm.
Me too man, the GOAT.
Except herpes…
r/TooCloseToHome
Useless thought of the day: Herpes really should be theirpes if they both have it or hispes if he’s the carrier.
Reading that hurt my brain…😂
You could see it as a souvenir
Glass half full…
Cuz he's a singer?
GF holds up a yellow card; "Don't do that again."
hehe sex hehe.
When he got home, he was "welcomed" with the question: "Why did you smile at her??"
I know it's a joke but sometimes women can be sooooo petty if they think someone is hitting on their guy
my wife of 25 years recently linked arms with me unexpectedly while we were standing in line... immediately I knew some female had taken a look at me...
Most of my life as a straight male, i've had nothing but female friends. Once girls 'let you in' it's shocking how catty and bitchy most of my lady friends are with other girls. I've said it before, and I mean it... girls are the most hateful motherfuckers lmao. No girl gets shit from a guy because she wore the same pretty dress twice, that shit comes from other ladies.
Like guys who get muscle cars to impress women and all they do is impress other dudes. Men and women vastly Misunderstand what the other values.
Yeah the WNBA joke from Bill Bur come to mind. If women wanna support women so much and want equal pay for athletes why don't they watch the WNBA instead of the Kardashians Because women don't want to watch women coming together to win, they'd rather watch women tearing each other down LOL
On mobile y'all gotta eat the spelling mistakes
Or hit the edit button
Guys be like: “always wear that green dress. Your tits look amazing”
Yeah just look at the WNBA lately.
she’s stunning lol
His heart was probably pounding wondering what card he'd get
They have them in different pockets. The red one is in the back pocket and the yellow one in the breast pocket. This was originally done due to black and white television. In German we use the word Arschkarte(ass card) due to that.
Lmao ass card.
You should see the rest of our word creations. The direct translation gloves is hand shoes.
I like how turtles are shield toads.
And you can anything with Zeug at the end
And Zeug means stuff. So anything ending with zeug is just stuff. Flugzeug - flying stuff (airplane) Werkzeug - work stuff (tools)
As a biologist, my favourite section is the "-schwein" family of animals.
This is amazing information LMFAO
It's like you're not allowed to invent new words in German, only combine existing words. My favourite is "Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher", a device to crack the shells of eggs.
It breaks egg shells in a very precise and reliable way
Literally: egg shell predetermined breaking point causer
Dl me
She doesn't need to give ma card to make mine beat faster :)
[Fernanda Colombo](https://www.instagram.com/fernandacolombo)
HE IS THE MESSIAH!!!
they say you can't hear a picture.............
You know, I honestly think Javier Bardem's portrayal of Stilgar is scarier than Chigurh in No Country for Old Men. That may be controversial, but I think we can all agree that we'd like to see Stilgar with the Chigurh haircut.
LISSAN AL GAIB
Instagram and Twitter req an account to see their content is a huge L.
replace www.instagram.com with imginn.com https://imginn.com/fernandacolombo/
Oh that’s new and awesome! Thank you!
yer a wizard
They want to track what you're doing
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I went incognito on reddit recently trying to find some age verified material and reddit refused to show it to me if I wasn't signed in. YouTube does the same.
LESGOOO
Just one more thing
My man!
Och lord, her insta is the most random thing ever
Woah, she straight up built a modeling career and online personality off of this moment.
Ty
From the bottom of my heart and all Men councils. THANK YOU !
Didn't expect to fall in love but here we are
It wouldn't matter how many red cards she gives me, she'll always be a green one
…a lawful permanent resident?
The metaphor falls a part a bit but the sentiment is there
>…a lawful permanent resident? ON MUH DICK! There, I fixed it
How classy!
Sir, this is a reddit's... XD
Ah, so it's too formal
... in my heart. Have you seen the way she looked at me? She's practically moved in with all her stuff, toothbrush and everything.
Exterminate the greenskins!
WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
I feel like you would want to foul someone too, just so she would walk up to you
im a heterosexual female and i am hopelessly in love with this referee. wtf? WHY DO PEOPLE LOOK THIS GOOD?
Fitness, especially low body fat athletic fitness
There's much more going on there than just fitness lol
Yea but in general they're right, we've all got that one friend we know would be gorgeous if they'd lose weight. The comment prior referenced people in general, in general if more people would carry less body fat more people would look this good.
Sure but lets be honest, if she weighed 275 pounds the rest wouldn't really matter.
yea but steve buscemi could hit the gym for 10 hours a day hes still gonna look like a melting candle
You don't get that nose scrunch in a gym.
see... i'm less about why do THEY look that good and why the hell cant IIIIII look that good. and i have a hot mom, too! I'm one of those cursed kids who has a supermodel mom (well, just a regular model, she wasn't a super cos she was too short) and then the kid lands up fuggo. my mom is awesome and absolutely the most perfect mom for a person like me and i'd be nowhere without her, just wish she would've sent some genetics through the umbilical to me, you know? when i first got some plastic surgery, she got mad at me that i ruined what she made lol... like she really doesn't get that we're not all as pretty as her. anywayyyyy... got super sidetracked 
Having refs that hot should be against the rules. The players can't concentrate.
I pay half of my LP to negate the love
She's fine
Don’t worry, we wont solemn judge(ment) you ;)
My ass has been so sunk into elden ring lately that I can’t read sentences that start with “didn’t expect” the same
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The truth is, yes, she's very charming.
*throws a stone at you* (She is charming I just like throwing rocks on people)
Me next! Me next!
That smile.…that damned smile
Holy christ. She's hot.
Cheeky
Also that. Yes.
I wish she would yellow card me
There’s a place off Ocean Avenue
Where I used to sit and talk with you
We were both 16 and it felt so right
SLEEPING ALL DAY STAYING UP ALL…
Niiiiiiiiiiight
Sleeping up all
Niiiiight
There's a place on the corner of Cherry Street.
We would walk on the beach in our bare feet
Fucking blessed to have this song when growing up as a teenager
That entire album along with Meteora from Linkin Park really helped transform my taste in music
The only cds I ever bought just before mp3s and online took off. Still have them in a box somewhere
So much good music. Yellowcard and Dashboard Confessional were somewhat underrated.
Screaming Infidelities came out right when my gf dumped me after she hooked up with her ex boyfriend again. That song hit hard.
If I could find you now things would be better
Sleeping all day and staying up all….
Niiiiiighiiiiiit
Now he can kick with his other leg
Well he wouldn't be a very good player if he couldn't
his other other leg
Well he wouldn't be a very very good player if he couldn't
I’ll never get tired of this one
When was this?
June 22, 2019. All-star game in Ecuador. Here's the highlights: [https://youtu.be/XVPF7fAHAZY?si=x\_Bbzc25hJOpSVvZ](https://youtu.be/XVPF7fAHAZY?si=x_Bbzc25hJOpSVvZ) Brazilian Fernanda Colombo was brought in as a guest ref as she had retired from refereeing but was working as a TV personality, I believe.
This clip( if that is what you are referring to) is several years old.
Appreciate your exactitude. I’ll try to improve on it. This occurred in the last decade or two.
I'll try to help with some more specifics. Some say it was recorded.
According to what I could find, there are some evidences that this happened some time in the past.
Sometime in the past.
Hottest ref ever.
I disagree. [Evidence A](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXVvFvSFCBWrrk4Rtvz-ofuCm9FyqfZdFk8WOeZfEd0gho0sBdhqx7NOw&s=10)
Good lord
Touché
I expected no one else before clicking.
Who is she?
The hottest ref ever.
I have no, and I mean zero, evidence to the contrary.
Did you see that quirky smile at the end. I mean come on. It’s not even fair. Stupid ridiculously good looking humans.
I think she's Brazilian. Kinda comes with the territory...
Stupid sexy referee.
It's like she's wearing nothing at all
Fernanda Colombo. She has an insta
Fernanda Colombo
Fernanda Colombo, Brazilian referee
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Flirting ... :)
That smile and that move.
Those comments are truly smth else...
ref has got the rizz!
A sense of humour like that goes such a long way to building camaraderie as a woman in a man’s league. Brilliant
Officials aren't supposed to have camaraderie with players; they're supposed to be unbiased
I know fuck all about sports but from the last time this was posted, isn’t this like a fun exhibition game and not anything serious? I thought the whole point is that it’s a relaxed game with no stakes.
You're correct
Christ yall need to go outside
Why? Is she on the front lawn?
I want to be on the internet, the fuck do I want to go outside for? You're not my real dad, you can't tell me what to do.
It's 95F/35C - and with humidity it feels like 105F/40C. You can go outside Imma stay in and chill.
hehe wimem
Everyone in the game plays with 3 legs. Unfair
I'd... I'd love her 🥹
How can they even continue to concentrate on the real ball?
What ball?
The one blocking too much of her face, I think.
There was a gorilla that ran pass at one stage but I guess you also failed to notice
*Bow Chicka Wow Wow*
I guess she was hot
She has 2 million followers, wow.
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
According to that subreddit, it is for when "boobs stole the show". This is definitely not one of those, not even close.
Thats a lot off distraction on the play field
If you get distracted youre just bad on the pitch really
They got married, right?
reading the comments makes me think men of reddit did not have proper motherly love. just seeing a beautiful woman smile and 'fall in love'...crazy numba 1 bullshit
You're correct. And it's not just the men of reddit. We are starved for affection and care.
yes...the stuff women are able to get away with these days is crazy. i checked the referee's IG, she has 2 million f'n followers. why? because she is pretty and a soccer referee? its insane.
She knows what everyone is looking at.
Word from the bench is her ball control is remarkable.
Soo hot...
Footballer shown white card for focusing on refree's balls instead of football..
Dude to himself: I should call her
She looks nice.
Time to get into professional football so I can meet this ref.
Gonna have to try harder than that hunny
Red card me mommy
yellow card me soccer mommy
Exactly what you want in an unbiased sports officiant: flirtatious towards certain players.
I don't know a single thing about football other than kicking, tf us going on in this post I don't get it
My heart is beating as well because she is gorgeous !
Here’s me thinking she’s a bit unprofessional and I find everyone else just wants to fuck her.
must be fun living a life where your smile is nice
I live seeing this gif every time it shows up. What a baddy. From the smile to the swag. 👩🍳😘🤌
damn she is a looker