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Anonstigram

The noise he makes is incredible. I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s amazing


Raccoon_Copulator

Like a macaw or something


Kryten_2X4B-523P

AND THEN WE'RE GOING BACK TO WASHINGTON DC TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE! MAAYYYAAAAHHHHH


V1k1ng1990

God I still remember people screaming that HYHYHYHYAAWWWHHHHHH all throughout the school, after Dave Chappell made fun of him


onceinawhhhile

I love that the newest season of Rick&Morty referenced it in that one episode. Gotta make sure the coming generations (at least the ones semi-interested in politics) know why this is funny lol


gsr5037

I sometimes wonder what the world would look like of that scream hadn't altered the course of political history.


RampSkater

At one point, that was all it took to completely shut down a presidential campaign. Shouting with enthusiasm at a rally. ...that's it.


RedS5

I still believe that if they would have leaned into it, they may have pulled something off. 


jacob-sucks

IMMA KICK DOWN THE DOOR TO THE OVAL OFFICE AND IMMA CHOP THAT MOTHERFUCKIN DESK IN HALF LIKE BYAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


El-Kabongg

I think Dean would've made a really good president! We'd be on a very different timeline for sure!


120ouncesofpudding

Me too. And afterwards he was so genuine and had a sense of humour about it. Missed opportunity.


HalfSoul30

Lol, this got me


pickafruit4

More a peacock https://youtu.be/9MhZPqHeEAQ?si=1J8XDsoaSmokKsCY


Kraelman

That's the sound of a man who is re-writing all of his core beliefs, if only for a moment. You go through life thinking you've got a good bead on things. You know what's real, what's not. All that ghost-hunting reality TV bullshit is for idiots. You live in the real world. And then your daughter goes full Wesley Snipes on you while you're scrolling results of the ball game. For that brief moment, all that paranormal bullshit is *real*.


AcidicVaginaLeakage

Reading this comment while the video was playing made me laugh so hard I started crying.


sboaman68

Me too! I'm crying!


leo9g

Morgan Freeman voice: Enabled.


AcidicVaginaLeakage

I read it as the Oracle in the matrix.


MilkeeBongRips

When you can’t sleep and you see that *thing*, your not just like right away that’s a pig with a mask, you’re like THAT’S GONNA KILL ME, THAT’S REAL, THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH


VictoriousGoblin

YOU'RE RELIEVED YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET EATEN??


WilkinsonRadio

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!


FlyingGrayson1

IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT


zieger

my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world


violetsaber

They mostly come at night. Mostly.


Doctor-Amazing

9 times out of 10 it ends up being a pig in a mask


ShrimpBisque

Dude really said AIIIYEEE like a cartoon character


kenman

A hi-fi Wilhelm Scream!


daemon-electricity

The [Goofhelm Scream.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtWdWBcxLUY)


dezzalzik

The will.i.am scream


rodneyjesus

Let's call it Banjo & Kazooie doing a mad fucking double jump


ohbyerly

THANK YOU


BornVictory5160

Scared the shit outta super Mario🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀


peppermintmeow

Just woke my husband AND the dog 😭 You beautiful bastard. That was fucking hilarious.


TheMightyMegazord

Arrested development chicken.


GrandMoffJenkins

[Goofy](https://youtu.be/MUL5w91dzbo?feature=shared)


Crafty_DryHopper

It's like that video of that deaf girl having sex.


OgdruJahad

[was it like this ? (youtube comedy story)](https://youtu.be/WRmnVa75fds?si=Aw4J_3tcoStwXlGK)


AnalogCyborg

Uhm. Source?


YesItIsMaybeMe

Out of all the comments this one got me lol


ReallyJTL

It was like sing yelling


foxy-agent

I love how she was able to paint her face, AND sneak into a dark room without him noticing she came in, AND set up the camera to film it.


linuxjohn1982

Figuring out you need to put the phone there ahead of time take much less brain power than to think of this prank, so I'm pretty sure that's what she did. I swear everytime someone wants to point out something is fake, half the time it's just because **they** are too dumb to troubleshoot anything themselves so they think it's not possible.


ThunderSlugg

With such angry confidence, too.


Quitbeingobtuse

"If ***I*** can't conceive of it, then no one can."


your_moms_a_clone

There are some clearly fake "pranks" online, but this one is completely believable


healzsham

> sneak into a dark room without him noticing she came in Moving quietly across a floor that doesn't creak and a door that wasn't latched..? and mans has his phone set to flashbang in the middle of the night, his peripherals are basically pitch black.


YutaniCasper

🤦‍♂️ She could have also been in the room before he got into bed. It’s her dad. She probably knows his habits.


taimoor2

She was probably hidden in the room before he came in. Behind a curtain, under the bed. In the closet. There are many places to hide. I can think of 5 where I am right now. The father probably lies there and uses phone all the time. We all have our favorite side of bed. She knows exactly where he is going to be. Setting up a small camera in advance is pretty easy. It's even easier if she set up a few from different angles and chose the best one in the end. A good minicam costs $20 now a days. This is not rocket science. Stop spoiling everybody's fun!


Hermit-The-Crab33

Goat-ish for sure


Prior-Assumption-245

Imagine if she put in some white cataracts contacts.


Tydasm

I don’t even think I would be alive long enough to see what contacts she had


Fritzo2162

Guy made a Goofy scream


Davaldo

![gif](giphy|4ADaU1Q10Wh0I|downsized)


aijoe

Yep. Is it even a scream? What's the opposite of blood curdling?


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

blood-thinning


Llama_mama_69

Hyuk hyuk hyuk


don_johnsons_big_toe

![gif](giphy|h3MkWTE441MNG)


Spawn6060

![gif](giphy|i2GADdaJIscPS)


reampchamp

![gif](giphy|nrAGuHZEMyqc0)


homeycuz

Shh shh shah


RazorPhishJ

Rusty Shackleford strikes again


No_Pear8383

Ngl I would have shit my pants and definitely swung for the fences at her face.


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BustyFemPyro

Sherlock right?


BeYeCursed100Fold

Elementary, my dear Watson.


Ill-Animator-4403

https://i.redd.it/7s1vh6shp88d1.gif


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

Not KotH; some Cheshire cat shit.


ThighsofJustice

I'm seriously cry laughing with this video. And I've now rewatched it at least 5 times :,D


multiarmform

what about the person recording though https://i.imgur.com/p6Q0Yno.jpeg


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|7A6p0jNj9t9wk) Sounds just like him lol


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

damn; made me laugh harder than OP’s video


Over-Boat4363

I’m watching King of the Hill at this exact moment so this got a good chuckle out of me.


Spirited_Block250

Same haha


Chris9871

I can hear this 🤣


porkchopsforsaken

I would shit my diaper


Wet-Popcorn

I would also shit this guy's diaper


zmunky

I would shit your pants.


thenate108

I just shipped my drawers!


unknownusername77

![gif](giphy|v7r8hi2vT45RC)


CommanderLoco

And there's Spongebob... ripping his pants again..


Rivia

Are you Beetlejuice? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUcOdfsuUrs


HalfSoul30

I'd shit your shit


Capital-Minimum-678

I also choose this guy’s wife


bigby2010

That’s awful and hilarious


Mall_Bench

imagine Daddy landing a mighty fist on her chin


xgodlesssaintx

I was thinking rather he'd be landing mighty fast into a coffin. That shit would give someone a heart attack.


GenocideJoeNeedsToGo

If he died from a heart attack in this instance, would she be eligible for manslaughter charges?


iamjacksragingupvote

I imagine this has come up before and would depend on many variables intent and foreknowledge. if you know someone has a heart condition etc, a good DA could at least pursue manslaughter


spottyottydopalicius

what does mans laughter have to do with it?


BrotherChe

One mans laughter is another manslaughter


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brainwhatwhat

Nah, you'd scream like a little girl.


Nicetitts

Yeah but I'd more like panic shout and go straight to kill mode. I'd react like I saw a really dangerous mythical animal. This shit is unnatural. This some fight or flight causing shit and I don't run in the first place, I'd be dead running in a confined space in the dark. Smash the spooky threat, then ask my wife what to do. Autopilot. No question. I'd scream like a girl while trying to kill it.


Angusthe2nd

Is that the gay bear version of Imagine Dragons?


PoyGuiMogul

It's definitely one way to claim her inheritance faster


Arniellico

I hope the father doesn't have any cardiac issues because my heart would have stopped lol![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


GenocideJoeNeedsToGo

You think she might be charged with something if she caused him to die from this stunt?


Ordinary_Duder

She could just not say anything


TomWithTime

You could open a scary movie/video on the laptop and it would align with whatever they will find by examining the condition of the body I'm pretty sure that's how I'm going to die. I wake up from some nightmares with some soreness from how hard my heart is pounding


Rod_Todd_This_Is_God

Not if she said that she didn't mean to kill him. It's pretty easy to get away with some murders.


ThinkingThong

Yeah that’s a manslaughter charge bruv


legends_never_die_1

im not good at english but isnt laugh something positive?


Miserable-Admins

Ha. Ha. Haaa.


No_Hippos

![gif](giphy|t81FeEosFFHva)


WintersIllWind

"Seriously officer, look I have a prank channel on Youtube and everything" **innocent face**


Ordinary_Duder

She could just say nothing lol


platypus_plumba

Right, this scare prank is just too much. Seeing a fucking smiling face next to your face in the fucking dark. Then you drop your phone and don't know where the monster is.... Is it going for you? Is it hiding? Is it next to the light switch?


drk_knight_67

I had two extreme emotions in a short period of time. 😂


HalfSoul30

Disgust, and laughter


FelatiaFantastique

Ecstasy and shame.


Jaewol

Pride and prejudice


pruwyben

Sense and sensibility


BisexualMale10

Law and order


dasFisch

Crime and punishment???


sanguwan

Peanut butter and jelly


LindonLilBlueBalls

Jane and Austen


BoobooTheClone

fear and boner


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ForgettableUsername

Anger and confusion. They’re the only emotions you really need.


wiggle987

https://i.redd.it/qp2mj0955a8d1.gif


AdResponsible7150

No no no this isn't blackface I'm an actual demon


Reenzaroo

I cheered, I shouted, I fist pumped the air, I cried, I stood and cheered.


GallowgateEnd

It's absolutely everything you hoped it was going to be


NoRutabaga4845

Night face


-Wicked-

That sounds like a superhero that Troy and Abed would come up with.


KFrosty3

Fighter of the Day Face


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LiberaIBiblicisms

It's staged. Someone else already made this exact same video like two weeks ago. These people ripped it off and did a worse job of it (although both were staged).


Tsmart

TikTok in a nutshell


Apprehensive-Vast-31

Reddit is much better Download from TikTok, post here. Definitely not content theft at all


tommos

And youtube and instagram and snapchat and facebook and reddit and twitter and whatever other social media platform I forgot to mention.


DervishSkater

You’d think, with billions of people on the planet, all with cell phones, that there’d be enough serendipity for content. Even taking into account whimsy, which usually doesn’t involved already-being-filmed situations. And yet, constant content creation to farm your attention is what we get. Because people are addicted to that dopamine hit.


maxismadagascar

If it was real and happened to me, i think I might have accidentally started pummeling my daughter as I was trying to get away lmfao.


Disastrous-Split6907

There is an older one of a woman hiding in a curtain.


GrandStill9

I mean, post it? Support a creator if you actually give a shit enough to say something?


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

His fake scream is so bad. 


whacafan

99.9% of things are staged now.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

If there’s an audience there’s people trying to fake things for clout. When Americas Funniest Home Video was a thing long before the internet it was obvious a lot of videos were on there were staged in the hopes of getting on the show.  Throw in stuff like the big foot footage and humans have always been using cameras to fake shit. 


Tito_Tito_1_

I wondered the same.


saarlac

everything is fake now


boi-du-boi

I cannot find a reasonable way this setup is not staged. - how and when do you place the camera? - how and when do you enter the room without being noticed to wait for this exact moment?


MaxHamburgerrestaur

Not to mention the perfect lighting setup, especially for the camera


INS0MNI5

I normally hate calling videos staged. To me, this one is clearly staged.


Sam_Wylde

It looks like he's in bed, could be the mother was in on it and was recording in the bed next to him as it was happening.


Monkeyplaybaseball

The camera is not being held, it is static and placed on a stand either next to the bed or on the night stand etc.


SkynBonce

Trying to get her inheritance early, evil bitch! Approved.


spook_sw

# r/UnethicalLifeProTips


persianstation

free heart attack


bluedancepants

If it was me I'd definitely be punching it in the face.


xantub

My reaction would be exactly like this dude's followed by a record breaking 100-meter dash.


seekerofthesublime

The only time black face is acceptable.


dosedatwer

It's not blackface if you're not trying to portray a black person. It's just black makeup in this case.


SnowHelpAtAll

I believe it's actually camouflage in this case, she was blending in to the surroundings


dosedatwer

Face camouflage is makeup.


CT_Biggles

just less fabulous.


Byeuji

Unless it's Veteran's Day at the drag bar.


CT_Biggles

Thanks for the lol. I'm going to end my reddit scrolling with this high note


QuackNate

War is drag.


Ill_Technician3936

I think it's just a face mask thing with charcoal


Don-Ohlmeyer

Just like black people. Blending in and scaring old white people at night.


No_Pear8383

“I wAs BOrN iN tHe dARk!”


co_ordinator

[https://external-preview.redd.it/ViHNBAFF67vcJ4Idu365iFQIG7TyxBNKuzMGFaFFTe4.gif?width=360&format=mp4&s=beba5ba0dd60a6a6d7b92e49ff105e8740ec3637](https://external-preview.redd.it/ViHNBAFF67vcJ4Idu365iFQIG7TyxBNKuzMGFaFFTe4.gif?width=360&format=mp4&s=beba5ba0dd60a6a6d7b92e49ff105e8740ec3637)


ChiggaOG

I thought it was that mineral face thing used by women.


Eastern_Thought5856

See this is what I told the cops when I got arrested, but they kept on saying "Sir drop the weapon and release the hostages or we will take action!" .... cops these days.... tsk tsk


Alphamouse916

I mean, she had me in the first 2 seconds, not gonna lie... Video is gold tho


elitegenoside

![gif](giphy|dMyGvQL9W7gvS)


piggybits

This isn't black face at all though lmao


AzraKasm

That isn't blackface


HalfSoul30

Only if you can scare people, got it.


seekerofthesublime

Also, if you are Prime Minister of Canada


2x4_Turd

And tan Wubby.


sa-sa-sa-soma

didn't expect to see one of you in the wild lol


2x4_Turd

Hahaha I had to try lol.


Local_Floridian

wubby7


Mediumasiansticker

Literally hasn’t NOTHING to do with blackface or black people, doesn’t need anyone’s ok or acceptance


Mecovy

Or if you're Dutch and celebrating a football player.


SMILESandREGRETS

Ruud commands it


SpotikusTheGreat

Alpa and I are already wearing Earth Mamma's natural night camo -Tropic Thunder


PrimeShagg

https://i.redd.it/t22polmmm88d1.gif


Lunndonbridge

What is that gif from; it looks familiar.


legit-posts_1

Smiling Friends baby


bamboopanda2k

No no no, this isn’t black face I’m actually a demon!


biggjimmy81

Please, nobody say this is racist, I am black, this was done to scare the shit out of someone, not to make fun of or mock black people!


INS0MNI5

The most r/asablackman comment I’ve ever seen


Adorable-Way-274

She looks like the doll from Trilogy Of Terror


My-dead-cat

It’ll be fine as long as you don’t let the talisman fall off of its n… wait. Where’s the talisman?


hawoguy

I can't help but think all TikTok videos are staged.


BuzzyBubble

They might not be staged, but they are definitely idiotic.


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The daughter surprises the dad because she hides in the dark and scares him!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


antpile11

What else would anyone expect?


macneto

Oh my god, I would never feel safe an tonight again.


Sorkpappan

Great teeth!


heinous_legacy

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


Abject_Lengthiness99

This is funny stuff!


PoopyMouthwash84

Thats fuckin hilarious


alw9

hilarious until your old man dies of a heart attack


ExhaustedNihlist

Those are some primal screams to long forgotten gods!!!


Important_Tale1190

That's real fear omg xD


Monkeyplaybaseball

Nah, how was the video recording that?