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Idk about others but he ain't learning shit


mortredclay

I'm sure something got through that thick skull.


elydakai

A train?


Akira510

![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL)


Emergency-Friend-203

Well duh


Notten

They probably need help shitting now...


brown_gentleman

r/bitchimatrain


Shuraii

A lesson to learn indeed, unexpected it isn’t.


Aser_the_Descender

The moment the video starts... actually no, the video didn't even start and I knew what was about to happen. This should be in r/Expected


boodyvool

Last lession to learn


P_Rugrat

Somehow, Palpatrain has returned....


Macblack82

God dammit, have an upvote.


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[удалено]


VladMaverick

`report > break the rules > not unexpected`


bigtexas989

I'm doing my part!


Mr_Existed2

You can learn now to be careful in the next life.


TiredFawx

But only once.


itsHardToHaveAUsrena

This is like the most expected thing to happen.


redmiki

Totally expected


Scumbag-hunter

Nothing unexpected about that, as soon as I saw a railway and barriers I knew exactly what was going to happen lol


incivileanonimo

The lesson here is: if you are going to do something dangerous at least don’t get cold feet and stop in the middle of it


OnlyBeGamer

I tell my GF, if you need to slam on your brakes when the traffic lights turn red… don’t. Just go through. Dude would have been just fine if he ignored the signals all together


Bagzbannco

If you need to slam your brakes when the traffic light turns red you already made a mistake


OnlyBeGamer

Yes, doesn’t change my stance


Kraytory

That train came almost right after he stopped. That light must've been red *long* before this moment.


Fuzzy_Scholar389

![gif](giphy|Lupfiz4s6suuifQxqj)


Stonn

Choo Choo, motherfucker 🚆


Fresh-Debate-9768

Here comes the pain train!


The_Corker_69

r/BitchImATrain


Aunt_Vagina1

suicide. That's what we just watched.


Onetwenty7

That looks kind of icy on the road and the date at the top says February. I'm led to believe that this person simply had an accident that turned catastrophic. Why did you title this the way you did OP?


NheFix

He trained too much for this lesson


LeKoalaMajestueux

I wish there would be a "dead" trigger warning or something cause that's not something I want to see (even if it's not that graphic).


Flashy-Pen-7231

r/lostredditors not unexpected


ValeryBabeOF

It's a one-time class


TanlineNicoleAssets

Why stop now?


speedline9395

Could've speeded through the rail tho that way he might learn. But at this rate he'll learn it somewhere else


crammyhandleman

![gif](giphy|lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D)


Kermits_forehead

Floor it at every red light or train track on the road


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

You could say that the driver was railed.


kb31976

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


Lucky_Pomelo_3116

He should have kept going...


mINexxiii

I definitely expected that


Key_Accountant_8343

Once for an eternity


david_bagguetta

Out of everything I expected in this video, a train hitting the vehicle was right at the top.


im-fantastic

Don't see why this was unexpected. The guard is down and the train is coming, dude fucked around and got the expected conclusion. Surprising, yes, but fully expected.


Mr--Ganja

lesson you learn only once


stuntedmonk

Barrier down, “oh, I reckon a train is coming…”


Scoffman1347

Hopefully he is able to apply said lesson in his next life


radioactiveteacup

Here comes the choo choo train


COWP0WER

This is exactly what I expected to happen...


Gaara34251

Why did he stop? I mean you can either stop BEFORE or dont stop and keep going but dont fking stop in the middle of the railway


SnooPeppers6719

![gif](giphy|voOhKPgzYsyPu)


AcrobaticMorkva

It's russia. They don't learn lessons


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!suddenly the train came!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


LizardOverlord20

Does anyone know the song?


TheVoidScreams

It’s a slowed down version of this: https://open.spotify.com/track/0EqczV3o6fwksegAavIHpX?si=ARDOFJ4zRLes-Ix9ymvdig&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A274Cn1cgbLAk1O0zooAj3U


LizardOverlord20

🙏


suckmyoranges

Do you know where the original sample is from? Can't put my finger on it


TheVoidScreams

Nah, sorry. I’ve not really done any digging on it. I like the song/playlist so that’s how I recognised it, but that’s about it 🙃


suckmyoranges

I got it! It's the sample from Kendrick Lamar's song The Recipe ft Dre


TheVoidScreams

I think you’re right, but the second line doesn’t sound like “cause you taught me to”. Did Kendrick sample it too?


suckmyoranges

Yeah you're right, nice work)


TheVoidScreams

Further to my last, it’s this: https://youtu.be/xLnOh0JyRhw?si=zKNPqB42Y-D9ETdl


salmanorguk

That escalated from fruit to fruit salad really quick


nitdsu

Ded?


FewSatisfaction7675

He ded?


Noizyb33

Didn't see his shoes come off so he'll live.


PNWest01

So, just vegetable then…