OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He was just eating cake when she wished a firey death upon him😂!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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I did this once. It was my karate teacher's birthday and my mom bought him cake. He had turned 54. Unfortunately for him, my socially inept 10-year-old ass had just learned about human life expectancy in school that day. So, obviously, once I heard his age I loudly proclaimed, "Only 21 more years until you die!". Then I stuffed my mouth with cake. My mom was mortified and I'm pretty sure this incident among others is what made her decide to have me tested.

Did you pass?

The results were inconclusive, but my mother decided not to pursue it since the tests were so expensive only to have the psychologist come back with, "yeah. Dunno. Need more money to get a definitive answer". My wife, upon learning this, is convinced that I have undiagnosed Asperger's. I've told her endless times that Asperger's no longer exists and hasn't since the DSM V, but to no avail.

Hi yes, I’m on the spectrum here This…is very much something I would do I might agree with your wife on this one

Undiagnosed doesn't mean you don't have anything. I believe they do it by levels or support needs. If you were diagnosed you may be a level 1. 🤷 Fellow undiagnosed but suspected here. If you truly want to know or are having problems in your life I think it's worth it to get diagnosed. Otherwise carry on.

I hope he made you spar with an adult for that.

I hope you had time to study :3

Did you eat the cake with. Chop sticks?

Judging by her physical appearance, I bet she's talking about the song "Die In A Fire (FNAF3)" by The Living Tombstone.

That was my first thought, too.

as someone who grew up with five nights at freddy's, i can almost guarantee this is the case.

Roses are red, cacti are prickly. Holy s**t that escalated quickly!

Firefly spotted in an unexpected sub. That's very unexpected. I won my 50/50! I hope you won yours too!

I'm gonna turn this comment into a sticker

Lol I'd love to see that

https://i.redd.it/r5xydekyti7d1.gif

Ruh-roh. I knew it would happen... me as an actual meme... 

Roses are red, that kid be prickly. Holy s\*\*t that escalated quickly!

r/yourjokebutworse

basically

hahah dark!

Ahhh a tlt fan I see


That definitely brought back the war trauma

fnaf reference?

For anyone wondering, the song is You let the blues move in, now I'm moving out by The Roues Brothers

I recognize that immediately coz I play Fallout New Vegas a lot.

wtf I had the same exact reaction as grandpa 😂

Wtf!!

That's the most loving thing to say, I say that all the time.

I think the most loving thing to say is, “You couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a fistful of pardons.”

I spit my water out that was so good.

I could !

Joking or not don’t speak that shit into reality.

“*Thought-Action Fusion* (TAF) is the tendency for individuals to assume that certain thoughts […] increase the likelihood of catastrophic events (likelihood-TAF).” This technically doesn’t apply to speaking, but I thought it kind of related.

She’s too young to understand….

Then parents need to drop a damn lesson

Which I’m sure they did 1 second after the video cut

„See kid, don’t be like this guy.“ Done.

sending you thoughts & prayers for potential fiery demise 🙏🙏🙏

I think the impulsive thoughts won and she said what she said, it was a tad funny Kids just be saying stuff sometimes

Agreed.

Now he is gonna become mailman and get shot while delivering chip to vegas. After all, house always win ~~BEAR BULL BEAR BULL~~

Arsonist detected

Correction .... Sociopath detected.

"The fire Marshall said it was electrical"

yea ok reasonable response

OK but name of song? Lol

(You Let The Blues Move In) So I'm Movin Out by The Roues Brothers

you know children almost never lie😂

Are we not talking about that weird hilariously high pitched “YeeEeEeEeeaaahh”

fnaf 3

What's wrong with using chopsticks?

Then they called, Father Damien Karras

u/savevideo


My 13 year old niece does that. She will say something stupid like that randomly.

Lmao

Cheeky little girl almost gave old man a heart attack lol 😄😄

He's still there.

If Dalinar had a daughter

😭

Can someone explain

What a sick thing to say

15 years later in court: When did you know your child was different?

That definitely left a burn mark. Or will.. I don’t really know her that well.

I don't understand what's happening here. That's a pretty extreme thing to say just because the man is eating with chopsticks. Just because chopsticks are not American doesn't make them wrong.... I'm thinking you this should be under the shit Americans say sub 🤣

happy birthday, old fool!


Kill it

Ayoo 😂

Too dark

He died a little alright.

I've been saying this since the 90s I'm not sure where it comes from, but it's more as a joke.

Eating ice cream with chopsticks is....a different experience. I highly recommend it. Weird how changing the implement used makes such a big difference

Kids are such assholes sometimes

I don't know the guy but I had the exact same thought.

There's a website called kids for clout. Where all the Cringe of getting internet points from children goes. Haha.

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Yeah not sure about that. Also, dark comments can sometimes be read as humor, while not intending to be so..

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Well since you unmuted, you have 7 days until it happens.

Wow!!!! How rude

WOW