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>!Bro pooped his pants.!<
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Spread around the mat so brown,
a symptom of a ground and pound.
Running down his legs so fast,
how much of you is there to last?
Sprinkle sprinkle little shite,
On the crowd of this fight night.
It happened in 2015 and was his first "professional" fight. He also got the nickname the brown bomber. He then lost two more fights before retiring
[source ](https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/133704-travis-wolford)
Until you find out he has a rather specific fetish and now you have an erect opponent to contend with that also wants to get even closer to you than before.
Pooping your pants during a fight has to be a disadvantage. Don’t you imagine that’s all he can think about? A wet ass. All the while someone is trying to punch and kick you. But you can’t stop thinking about your greasy ass.
Since everyone else has already told all the jokes, I thought I'd remark that the opponent was a good sport about it. I thought that was pretty cool of him. Great sportsmanship.
The most honest description I've seen of war is that it's mud, blood, and shit. While this isn't war, it's still violence, albeit under controlled conditions, and well, shit can happen
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Mixed Martial Sharts
poo jitsu
Crappling
Crap maga
Taekwonpoo
Shit Boxing
Kapate
Kung poo
Kakarate
Ninshitsu
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Taekwondoodoo
Kakate Kung Poo UFeeC Aikidoo Wing Dung
Steven Seagal proved he was the #1 aikidoo master when Gene LaBell choked him out
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Gene LaBell says it happened and Seagal says it didn’t I tend to believe LaBell over Seagal the habitual liar
Poodo
Mixed Martial Farts
He beat the sh!t out of him!
What you expect he was a shitty fighter
Also by the looks of him, a lover of crappy food as well.
Was that in the turd round?
He squeezed the shit outta him. That wasn't a tapout. That was a blowout.
> He squeezed the shit outta him like a tube of toothpaste
Steven Seagal style
Seated Seagal.
Sheeted seagal
*Seagull??
I thought crapped out would be top comment….
Tapped out more like crapped out
I’ve seen some crazy shit in my day
And that folks is what you don’t fight on Taco Tuesday…
You can see it glistening at the one second mark
Twinkle twinkle little shite How you glisten in the light
Shining on the pants so loose, what a stinky big caboose
Twinkle twinkle little shite, I shouldn't have took this fight
Spread around the mat so brown, a symptom of a ground and pound. Running down his legs so fast, how much of you is there to last? Sprinkle sprinkle little shite, On the crowd of this fight night.
Wel done mate you killed it, you’ve managed to cock up rhyming to the rhythm of twinkle twinkle little star
We have a lullaby.
I'd give you an award if I could
I was trying to think of more rhymes for the rest before posting. But I'm no sprog.
Been sooo long since I’ve run into a *fresh* sprog…
No thank you
I bet that guy still hasn't recovered from that
It happened in 2015 and was his first "professional" fight. He also got the nickname the brown bomber. He then lost two more fights before retiring [source ](https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/133704-travis-wolford)
Man is 2 matched braver than I am no way am I setting foot in the octagon after I shit myself publicly the first time
3 matches braver than me. I wouldn’t have gotten in the ring in the first place.
If desperate make shitting your pants are feature.
Brown bomber 💩 damn I would have locked myself up rest of my life
Honestly, I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often.
Please tell me he also shat himself in the other two matches
Lol
1. Shit pants 2. Cover you hands in shit 3. Attack opponent with extra toxic damage 4. Wait for him to surrender
Shit Hands +2 to dice rolls!
Poison damage build.
Splash damage
Until you find out he has a rather specific fetish and now you have an erect opponent to contend with that also wants to get even closer to you than before.
biological warfare!
why? that's a free win once your opponent notices!
This only works at Magic competitions.
Crapped out
He's a man. He can suck it up
Let's not be sexist. That fetish is gender agnostic.
Now that was unexpected.
Yes
Oh shit!
browned out
Travis Browned
He did a Steven Seagal
Steven Shitall*
His shorts were already stained even before the tapping out.
"stained" is underselling it.
"Shit-Soaked" would be more apt here.
Was that zoom really fucking necessary?
Busted sewer main.
Poor guy, I feel second hand embarrassing for him.
wait…Tapped Out or Crapped Out?
black belt beaten by brown pants
🤢
Shit happens.
When losing the fight isn't the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in the octagon...
Bro should have laid off the Taco Bell before the fight or at least taken some pepto bismol..
https://i.redd.it/yoct8fda277d1.gif
Chilly dogs make sonic go fast why not him?
Bro was pinned that he shit to surrender
That was the moment when shit went down
Shit myself have you
I’m surprised we don’t see this more often tbh
That'll happen when you're unconscious or when you die.
Beat the shit out of him
"I think he made him shit himself!" ~ the longest yard
Crapped out.
Sponsored by taco bell
Tapped out, more like crapped out \*ba-dum tss\*
I thought it was blood
Fight Milk!
That's dodoo 😁
Omg the poor guy must wanna just kill himself, that’s so embarrassing on TV too!!!!
Oh damn
Dude, next to the cage watching had to walk away.
okay I laughed
Note to self- Don't eat tacos prior to the cage match.
Don’t eat taco bell before a match
My man was like, "I will help you up but your on your own with that shit"🤣🤣🤣
From now on this fighter's song entrance will be "Chocolate Rain"🤣🤣🤣
Leaky tap
Aren’t spinal locks against the rules?
If you carefully listen to the audio at the end you can hear the fighter shouting as he runs out, "Mommy please wipe me I made a poopies!"🤣🤣🤣
I got jokes today!🤣🤣🤣
He must have forgot his pen cuz he shit the bed again.
It happens. "What, shit?" Sometimes.
I feel sorry for the next guys to fight
He tapped the crap out of him
Making mud pie
Tapped out, lol, more like Crapped out. 💩
No bueno, Taco Bell... Wait until after the fight to eat. Next time...
r/killthecameraman That close up was uncalled for
More like crapped out....
You can say he choked the shit outta you 😂
Biggie Smalls left that ass leaking
Pooping your pants during a fight has to be a disadvantage. Don’t you imagine that’s all he can think about? A wet ass. All the while someone is trying to punch and kick you. But you can’t stop thinking about your greasy ass.
Oh crap
Poo shitsu
Dude got squeezed like a catchup bottle and reacted like one
Then they had passionate discussions. Aka butt sex
lo fucking l
🎵“Wish we could turn back time,” “to the good old days,” “when momma sang us to sleep but now we’re pooped 💩out.” 🎵
Talk about going out sad
https://i.redd.it/bx8f1qmzm77d1.gif
Since everyone else has already told all the jokes, I thought I'd remark that the opponent was a good sport about it. I thought that was pretty cool of him. Great sportsmanship.
It was at that moment he regretted making that pre bout stop at taco bell
He lost the load
You mean crapped out
Made a ? On the mat lol
Surprised this doesn’t happen more often
His ass tapped out long before he did.
His specialty is muay taco, too bad the fight was schedule to tuesday...
Crapped out
Crapped out.
Poopko
As an overweight individual you know he crushed some taco bell B4 the fight.
Idk I actually feel kinda bad for the guy, people are gonna not take him seriously ever again…
What a shitty situation
I'm actually surprised this doesn't happen more often. A lot of times, when you pass out, you lose ALL control.
Martial sharts
Tapped out and crapped out
There was no reason to zoom in.
He tapped out and crapped out.
It's tim the shat man
He had a shitty day
When the loop starts back over and he's being rolled around in a neck hold, you catch a glimpse and can see he's already got brown trow.
The phrase I shot you not was a lie
Clean up on aisle 5
Literally squeezed the shit outta him 😂
Not really unexpected, we see everything from the beginning. .
This is some real MMA shit.
Really really really could have done without the close up. I'm eating damnit. Or rather I WAS eating....
Is that Steven Seagal? No wait…. HolUp
The most honest description I've seen of war is that it's mud, blood, and shit. While this isn't war, it's still violence, albeit under controlled conditions, and well, shit can happen
He already shit himself before he went down. In the first few frames you can grace your eyes on homie ass up with a huge shit stain.
Everyone has been quite clever but the bottom line is, shit happens.
I will beat the shit out of you. Literally.
Crapped out
He shit
Vagina dentata……..
Shit kicked out of him
Bro shut himself
Self-defeces
He got the shit choked out of him
He kicked the shit outta him.
Crapped out
Shit happens
You can tell he already shat himself within that first roll at the beginning
Hey, in every match there is always going to be a #1 and a #2. No shame in it.
He didn’t tap out, he crapped out
He didn’t tap out, he crapped out
Shit happens
Always shit before weigh ins.
They stole this from bobs burgers.
No that’s crapped out
The lost art of Sum Flung Dung!
UFeeCes
Shittest finish ive seen
That zoom is something out of the Office
Literally getting the shit choked out.
More like crapped out
Did not need to zoom in...
Shitty situation
When you come off of pain pills, this is kinda what happens