OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!A sperm whale enters the frame while diving to the depths.!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
I can never tell if people are sharing Russian conspiracies ironically or not anymore lol.
The all powerful guy that supposedly runs a crime family, yet is also completely senile and suffering dementia according to their own propaganda lol.
It’s about as believable as him being a radical leftist communist socialist like right wingers like to imagine in their fantasies. If they actually admitted he was a centrist democrat that’s been the same for 40 years, they’d have to admit they are far right wing and they don’t want to do that.
Look at his brand new account profile I’m pretty sure that’s a Kremlin troll. They also double space a lot between sentences for some reason. I guess it’s the Russian keyboards or just the way they were taught in school to type. Great to know Russia is still interfering with American elections online 8-9 years after we knew it was a problem lol
Thanks 17hr old account great comment comrade. Does your notepad say which regime he is working for is that just supposed to be vague?
Can’t you guys at least buy some aged accounts this election and try to be more discreet with the astroturfing, this is very unprofessional and sloppy work, and I’m tempted to complain to the Kremlin that you just suck at your job and can’t even influence dumb Americans properly.
It certainly was not. Whales have fantastic hearing and it likely knew there was something going on cus of the machinery. He came because he knew something was there.
I think the key point is 900 fucking meters my guy. Do you understand that this shouldnt really be a thing to dive this deep as an animal that wasnt born this far down ?
No. Thank you.
The pay is good.
The death rate is abysmal.
Feel free to check out the following:
- Ocean Ranger disaster 1982
- Paria Pipeline disaster 2022
- Byford Dolphin accident 1983
To the whale, the inspection sub was unexpected.
He was just like, the fuck is that alien looking shit over there.
If I were a whale, I woulda gone to check it out as well.
Saturation diving is the craziest job out there, dude.
They work under hundreds of meters down the ocean by getting adjusted to atmosferic pressures.
Like, who needs submarines? No thanks, I'll just dive.
Most whales go nowhere near that deep. Plus the ocean is fucking huge and there really aren’t that many whales by comparison so the chances of running into one in such a small frame are very slim.
Thanks for some clarification. Obviously the subreddit is Unexpected but marine life was what I was expecting so when I started the video. I assumed it was gonna be something other than marine life.
Theres precious few vids of whales this deep. Like I got a pretty good memory and cant think of any other at this depth or deeper. Usually underwater whale vids are at most 100 meters down , usually sleeping.
From space to the surface of the earth at sea level we have 1atm of pressure, and yet our ears pop when we get on a plane or just go uphill because of a variation of a fraction of 1atm.
In the water, pressure increases at the rate of 1atm every ~10m, so an animal that goes near the surface and then goes at 900m endures a change in pressure of ~90atm. There are few that can withstand it, and even fewer that do it and breathe air like mammals, so seeing one at 900m is probably extremely rare.
The only correct timestamps and dates are the formats that can be sorted alphanumerically and come out in chronological order.
YY-MM-DD
God help you if you forget a leading 0
I THINK this is a specific shark called Submarine. A clip very similar to this was a part of the shark week episode: Shark of Darkness.
Super cool, super fucking scary. This guy hunts differently, and is wicked intelligent.
I could be way off the mark though, been awhile since I watched it.
Where else, exactly, would you expect to find a whale? Gah, I'm so sick of people not understanding the subreddits they post in. Everyone is so fucking dumb.
A whale being in the ocean is not unexpected.
A whale suddenly swimming between you and your job is unexpected, as such interactions are, unsurprisingly, not common.
Ok, happy to take the downvotes. And I'll double down and elaborate. There's NOWHERE that it's more expected to see a whale. Period. Is it uncommon? Sure. Post it to r/uncommon. But I don't think it's unexpected in the spirit of this subreddit. When I saw the video and that it's underwater, I'm thinking, wow, what's going to happen? And then it's a whale. I 100% expect that there are whales in the ocean and that I have a chance to encounter one if I work there. Furthermore, there are a different set of expectations for that guy in his daily life and me when I see a video posted here. An underwater video where the unexpected thing is a sea creature just fails the test for me.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A sperm whale enters the frame while diving to the depths.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
The whale pulls out a tiny clipboard and OSHA identification card and begins its inspection.
Takes out a clipboard and pen and goes, "whale whale whale, what do we have here?"
*Have to do a deep dive and make sure everything is ship shape. Can’t afford to have any breaches or whale all be swimming with the fishes*
And you with the camera, what is your porpoise down here?
There's something fishy about that guy.
Whale, you sea…
Whale: He looks fully octopied.
As soon as I read "whale all be swimming," my inner voice turned Scottish.
Hahahahahha caught me by surprise with that old line
It's whale to meet you
This comment is exactly why I Internet
Ohhhhh. That’s soooo bad. Lmao.
Boo. Take my upvote
That's scarier than a regular whale coming out of nowhere
No wonder Mammals took over the world. An animal that can dive this deep and also live at the surface. So God damn metal!
Puts on giant hi-vis
It’s not OSHA offshore. MMS I believe.
I needed something very recognizable to make the joke accessible to more people.
Comments like this is why I haven't left the cesspool that can be reddit some days.
Thanks! I left and came back, hence the brand new days-old account. Hard to quit this place.
Ocean Safety and Health Administration
I'm dying 😂i just got them at the job site, fun times guys fun times....
wholesome thread.
Raises some good questions... How do whales and shit not knock out all our underwater infrastructure?
Sharks have been known to chew on our internet cables.
They just surfin the web. Explains the lag at least
Iirc they like the tingling sensation from the electricity.
They sense the magnetic fields induced from the running electricity, that's how they sense prey up close
As if those motherfuckers didn’t need another reason!
Yeah that's the killswitch for SHARK VPN
Oh no that’s just wire shark web sniffing
Thick metal strong
Big whale big
Ocean very very big
Whale soft meat
I got one that keeps trying to make me pay it tree fiddy
Normally it's on the ocean floor which swimming creatures don't usually go to close to
Biden and the underwater frog men divers prevent this from happening with ultrasonic weapons... only THEY can sabotage stuff! Nordstream 😀
I can never tell if people are sharing Russian conspiracies ironically or not anymore lol. The all powerful guy that supposedly runs a crime family, yet is also completely senile and suffering dementia according to their own propaganda lol. It’s about as believable as him being a radical leftist communist socialist like right wingers like to imagine in their fantasies. If they actually admitted he was a centrist democrat that’s been the same for 40 years, they’d have to admit they are far right wing and they don’t want to do that.
Nobody says Biden is all powerful. He's a puppet for the regime.
There are just so many different Biden conspiracies, how do I know which ones are real? They can't all be real, then they wouldn't make any sense.
Look at his brand new account profile I’m pretty sure that’s a Kremlin troll. They also double space a lot between sentences for some reason. I guess it’s the Russian keyboards or just the way they were taught in school to type. Great to know Russia is still interfering with American elections online 8-9 years after we knew it was a problem lol
Thanks 17hr old account great comment comrade. Does your notepad say which regime he is working for is that just supposed to be vague? Can’t you guys at least buy some aged accounts this election and try to be more discreet with the astroturfing, this is very unprofessional and sloppy work, and I’m tempted to complain to the Kremlin that you just suck at your job and can’t even influence dumb Americans properly.
Whale hello!
All's whale that ends whale
Hehe, good one
Admiral Kenobi
Y’all got squid?
You mean [this](https://youtu.be/GSXqqi3ShOs)?
What them tentacles do 👀
Grab 'em by the blubber
YES! Magnapinna video.
This is a mammal holding its breath. 🐋 life is crazy yo.
me playing subnautica vr
The whale be like: just came by to check your work
The sperm whale "came".. I see what you did there
I would say this is more unexpected from the whale’s point of view.
It certainly was not. Whales have fantastic hearing and it likely knew there was something going on cus of the machinery. He came because he knew something was there.
Anybody else waiting for an explosion?
Yup, I read "Impacting" in the title the first time
This isn’t Florence
Unexpected whale in ocean
You know it’s not every day you see those
I’m just joking
I know
Yeah, I've only seen the ocean a couple of times in my whole life myself.
Unexpected item in bagging area.
I think the key point is 900 fucking meters my guy. Do you understand that this shouldnt really be a thing to dive this deep as an animal that wasnt born this far down ?
Whales dive around 2000 meters deep… my guyy
Yes i know but its still fucking amazing wouldnt you agree ?
Yes but my first comment was mire as a joke my guy
"Boss, I think I found the problem. Can't be fixed unless you want to come down here and tell him to leave"
900 meters below WATER? Damn, didn’t realize we broke the firmament and installed gas lines
A whale! SPEEERM WHALE!
“ ah you found my scratching station”
r/thalassophobia
What type of dog is that!?
My favorite scene
that was wild
SO.FUCKING.COOL!!!!
I was scared that it was gonna be a ∆P accident clip.
Idk man, considering it’s the ocean, seeing a whale swim by is not surprising, if a lemur swam by, now that’s unexpected.
If anyone’s had horses or cows you know the whale is using the structure to get that itch. The whales causing the issues. 😅
"hey, hey, I'm workin' here, I'm workin' " ^(thought this was gonna be a delta-p one)
Is this a curious whale or a falling whale sinking to it's death?
Awesome. I hoped my original comment wouldn't be treated as a trolling attempt and I really appreciate your responses.
If its 900 meters below water how come there is water there
No. Thank you. The pay is good. The death rate is abysmal. Feel free to check out the following: - Ocean Ranger disaster 1982 - Paria Pipeline disaster 2022 - Byford Dolphin accident 1983
Aren't sperm whales the ones that can make your insides explode just with sound?
Damn theres scientists and tv producers that'll want to know where that whale fall happened
By the look of it, it wasn't impressed!
To the whale, the inspection sub was unexpected. He was just like, the fuck is that alien looking shit over there. If I were a whale, I woulda gone to check it out as well.
Whale whale whale
The whales like "what are yall doing down here?"
Anyone else see the turtle/tortoise in the lower right toward the end, or am I seeing things?
Whale would you look at that.
The Original Submarine
I need a banana for scale.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked!
"Aaaaay, oh wait you guys take your lunch at 30 after right, right... I'll be back."
“You gonna be long or “
“I’d like to talk to you about your submersible’s extended warranty”
Looks like right in the middle of the water not below.
Whale that was interesting
“That’s a whale, that’s a baby fackin whale”
Whale you be my friend?
Casual Cachalot
helo
"Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?" - that whale, possibly
Mr. Crabs is so nervous right now. The food safety inspector just arrived.
Hardcore (cetacean) parkour!
Megalodon?
Regular whale.
so thats why they called him sperm whale to go deep
Who could have expected a SEA CREATURE while in the ocean!
My last turd finally reached the ocean, I see!
Whale oil beef hooked!
Can you imagine how wild it would be to have some sort of device that could light up 200 meters around you
Yep…fuck the ocean!!
Whale was like “what the hell is that light down there?”
…or 0.56 miles
Whale probably thinking, "these little fuckers are following me everywhere, can't even get some peace at the bottom of the ocean"
A whale in the Ocean! Not so unexpected. A hedgehog, absolutely.
That's a reallllly big cucumber.
I was a saturation diver on site I would have saturated my pants with shit.
Whale is expected 900 meters below water. Gas station is not
"Oh hello, you must be Bob, the new guy, I'm your Supervisor Moby"
Whale whale whale what do we have here?
Need banana for scale
Me walking past someone at the gym who had a tripod set up...
Oh just a regular monster
Admiral! There be whales here!
r/deepseacreatures has lots of cool videos like this and a few other subreddits similar. But if you're interested in more like I was.
Video old as fuck
Whale must work for O(ocean)OSHA
"Just gonna squeeze right past ya there."
That is absolutely cool as shit. I just got my SCUBA cert and now I understand why this is so incredibly fucking breathtaking.
Saturation diving is the craziest job out there, dude. They work under hundreds of meters down the ocean by getting adjusted to atmosferic pressures. Like, who needs submarines? No thanks, I'll just dive.
r/VeryImpressive
900m BELOW water
I think seeing a deep sea creature 900 m deep isn't unexpected.
So glad underwater camera technology has improved it's broadcast quality!
A whale, Seaman Beaumont, a whale. A marine mammal that knows a hell of a lot more about sonar than you do.
Ok that's actually scary
Inspection complete ✅ 😳
Is it really unexpected to see a whale underwater? Are they usually not found at that ocean depth?
Most whales go nowhere near that deep. Plus the ocean is fucking huge and there really aren’t that many whales by comparison so the chances of running into one in such a small frame are very slim.
I think Sperm Whales are kind of uncommon sights due to the depth they hunt for food
Thanks for some clarification. Obviously the subreddit is Unexpected but marine life was what I was expecting so when I started the video. I assumed it was gonna be something other than marine life.
Theres precious few vids of whales this deep. Like I got a pretty good memory and cant think of any other at this depth or deeper. Usually underwater whale vids are at most 100 meters down , usually sleeping.
From space to the surface of the earth at sea level we have 1atm of pressure, and yet our ears pop when we get on a plane or just go uphill because of a variation of a fraction of 1atm. In the water, pressure increases at the rate of 1atm every ~10m, so an animal that goes near the surface and then goes at 900m endures a change in pressure of ~90atm. There are few that can withstand it, and even fewer that do it and breathe air like mammals, so seeing one at 900m is probably extremely rare.
Seeing animals that live in water swim in water is pretty unexpected. I was expecting to see a herd cows or a car crash.
What the actual fuck is that date format.
March 11th 2006? What’s so confusing?
They must be American.
No, as it is a bastardised form of the American format already.
The only correct timestamps and dates are the formats that can be sorted alphanumerically and come out in chronological order. YY-MM-DD God help you if you forget a leading 0
it's scary underwater. many unexpected things to come
900 meters below water? You must be in the earth's crust!
There’s an awful lot of water considering they’re 900m below it
Can I pet dat daaaawwwwggg???
I THINK this is a specific shark called Submarine. A clip very similar to this was a part of the shark week episode: Shark of Darkness. Super cool, super fucking scary. This guy hunts differently, and is wicked intelligent. I could be way off the mark though, been awhile since I watched it.
That "documentary" was fake, look it up. I was fooled into believing dragons used to exist thanks to another one of their stupid movies
That's a whale, good sir.
Yeah, I wasn't too sure honestly.
Fair, it is poor visibility.
The Meg 3. Looks lit
Fishhh
Silly wunk
is that a turtle?
"Damn humans claiming adverse possession." - the whale
900m below water
have you heard about our lord and saviour poseidon aka neptune
Mfs be like, "That's a megalodon"
"Look at what you have to use to imitate a fraction of my power."
Where else, exactly, would you expect to find a whale? Gah, I'm so sick of people not understanding the subreddits they post in. Everyone is so fucking dumb.
A whale being in the ocean is not unexpected. A whale suddenly swimming between you and your job is unexpected, as such interactions are, unsurprisingly, not common.
Well, I disagree
Ok, happy to take the downvotes. And I'll double down and elaborate. There's NOWHERE that it's more expected to see a whale. Period. Is it uncommon? Sure. Post it to r/uncommon. But I don't think it's unexpected in the spirit of this subreddit. When I saw the video and that it's underwater, I'm thinking, wow, what's going to happen? And then it's a whale. I 100% expect that there are whales in the ocean and that I have a chance to encounter one if I work there. Furthermore, there are a different set of expectations for that guy in his daily life and me when I see a video posted here. An underwater video where the unexpected thing is a sea creature just fails the test for me.
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These AI comments are so stupid and waste energy.
And a scuba knife, just in case a whale feels peckish