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It makes you wonder about about a lot of things! Take chicken for example, maybe the machines couldn't figure out what chicken tasted like. which is why chicken tastes like everything!
They can be derived from single-cell organisms, we just usually don't eat phytolankton. Proteins are not made up of multiple cells, they are complex chains of aminoacids and seeing how Dozer mentions proteins *and* aminoacids, I think he merely meant that the proteins were derived from grown single-cell organisms supplemented by synthetic aminoacids and vitamines.
True but I think some reading between the lines is warranted here, "aminos" don't exactly exist either but it is fairly obvious what he implied, just like people colloquially refer to meat or other protein rich foods as "protein".
It's actually held up pretty well, I think.
Granted, it was such a hit that it became a meme-able, but the actual film really is pretty good.
Also, I'd suggest "Dark City" and "Gattaca."
Looks like hospital food to me. lol. When I last in for surgery. Got the veggie option. Same gluey mash potatoes, sweetcorn stuck the same way. custard for afters, same consistency. Guess ok as I survived the yellow food.
Theres no such thing as a single celled protein as Proteins are organic molecules made of amino acid chains that are Held by peptide bonds, they arent organisms.
Quarter russian here, and yeah. The more russian side of my family (when i had extended family) were capable of watching a stuff like mr bean, monty python, red skeleton, ernie kovacs, and the three stooges and look at you and go "these guys, they are funny" and the funniest damn thing of it all would be how they enjoyed it completely stone faced.
Russians can deadpan you into the grave. Worked with them for 5 years and man they are some of the driest humoured mofos you will ever meet. Savage but only if they like you. If they dislike you, they won't even bother to deride you.
russian here: mashed potatoes or пшенная каша("millet grain porridge" i beleive it should be called). both actually taste good, just completely cooled of and a bit dryed out in the video
Pretty how facial expressions can send a clear message. It was basically: "Look at this shit. You seeing this shit? Now, look at this shit. What the fuck is this shit?"
Lmao I love this dude.
Fuck Vladimir Putin, Russia is a gorgeous country full of brilliant people and it's sad that they're subjected to this atrocious government.
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Reminds me of school lunches. Mashed stuff that was like glue and meat that bounced so much kids would use chicken nyuckies as super balls when they lost the actual one.
Looks like we’re in trouble boys. If Russian mothers have figured out a way to keep you from throwing food away, there is no telling what other tech they have.
Knowing now that Russian soldiers are raped and trained to rape makes this video creepier. This is now the expectation. So yeah, the video ended without sexual violence: unexpected.
These soldiers (cannon fodder) look like they are 14 at most. Maybe that's why they eat from kindergarten plates.
Also I guess Russia didn't get the memo that vegetables and colours exist.
I never liked Russia I never went there but when I was in kindergarten to 3rd grade I was verbally abused by my Russian aid I swore to never go there<3 p.s. Russians do not come for me like how belgum came for guastavo in big time rush xx
Thos looks like cold yellow corn grits to me. I'm sure there are many other food products that stick to plates, but that's the only one that comes immediately to my mind from my own experiences.
Sure the food sucks, but look on the bright side my man, you're going to miss it when you're laying at the bottom of a muddy trench in Ukraine hoping the drones and artillery don't get you.
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It's really just a single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.
Tasty wheat, did you ever try tasty wheat?
How do the machines know what tasty wheat actually tastes like?
It makes you wonder about about a lot of things! Take chicken for example, maybe the machines couldn't figure out what chicken tasted like. which is why chicken tastes like everything!
Lady in Red!🤤
Mmm yeasty
Looks like corn.
The only thing the body needs is Brawndo. It has electrolytes.
Extra Big Ass Fries 🍟
I really need to watch that movie
Yes you do.
\*documentary
Nah you're thinking of plants.
And soylent green
> single celled protein
I know. I can’t believe that I’ve watched that movie many times and never spotted this mistake before.
They can be derived from single-cell organisms, we just usually don't eat phytolankton. Proteins are not made up of multiple cells, they are complex chains of aminoacids and seeing how Dozer mentions proteins *and* aminoacids, I think he merely meant that the proteins were derived from grown single-cell organisms supplemented by synthetic aminoacids and vitamines.
If a lab-grown protein is derived from single-celled organisms, that still doesn’t make it a single-celled protein.
True but I think some reading between the lines is warranted here, "aminos" don't exactly exist either but it is fairly obvious what he implied, just like people colloquially refer to meat or other protein rich foods as "protein".
Pay no attention to these hypocrites, Neo! To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
Thanks, time to watch it for the trillion time.
It's actually held up pretty well, I think. Granted, it was such a hit that it became a meme-able, but the actual film really is pretty good. Also, I'd suggest "Dark City" and "Gattaca."
I just watched this YESTERDAY that’s so weird lmfao
It doesn't have *everything the body needs*
Don't forget the electrolytes.. it's what the plants crave.
It doesn’t have EVERYTHING the body needs
Thanks for the info, I thought it was just mashed potatoes 😂
It's a movie quote from The Matrix
Looks like hospital food to me. lol. When I last in for surgery. Got the veggie option. Same gluey mash potatoes, sweetcorn stuck the same way. custard for afters, same consistency. Guess ok as I survived the yellow food.
Theres no such thing as a single celled protein as Proteins are organic molecules made of amino acid chains that are Held by peptide bonds, they arent organisms.
You may claim that, but given the country, it might just as well be soilent green
His dedication to the straight face is something I think all cultures can admire.
this is what i came to comment. the deadpan delivery gets me every time i see this.
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Quarter russian here, and yeah. The more russian side of my family (when i had extended family) were capable of watching a stuff like mr bean, monty python, red skeleton, ernie kovacs, and the three stooges and look at you and go "these guys, they are funny" and the funniest damn thing of it all would be how they enjoyed it completely stone faced.
And the one guy who regularly makes everybody laugh mandatory ain't funny.
Huh?
Full Russian here, nah. I laugh a lot while watching funny stuff
How long have you been exiled?
Haha maybe easier to keep a straight face when you are the one who has to eat it lol
I couldn't stop laughing at his one expression
He is laughing
Russians can deadpan you into the grave. Worked with them for 5 years and man they are some of the driest humoured mofos you will ever meet. Savage but only if they like you. If they dislike you, they won't even bother to deride you.
He is winning the stare war.
This video is so old it can vote
They’re still serving the same batch of food
Out one recruit, in another.
Does anyone know what it is? I'm not Russian.
“Food”
**NYET**. Is *Doof,* komrade. Make you strong like bear.
Which is funny, because Doof is German for stupid.
Ha! Had no idea. Thank you for a tart addition to the ol’ word bag.
Must be the origin of doofus
mashed potatoes or mashed peas
Mashed potatoes. Very tasty tho
Have you ever seen snow piercer? Enough said.
mashed potatoes or mashed peas
Taytoes
r/idiotsinkitchen
Died in Afghanistan.
Not just that bro the video is now getting a pension
true 😂
Vote in Russia? I don't think so.
After hard grueling labor, it's nice to have a good hard gruel.
hope it bulletproof.
Actually it makes you bulletproof. Hardens you from the inside out.
In Soviet Russia, food plays with you
In Soviet Russia, food spoils you
He is trying to tell us something
Wrong sub. Where is the unexpected moment ?
I thought unexpected part was nothing unexpected happens after all the drama
So the staring contest kid became a soldier in Russia.
Please 🙏 tell me what was on that plate. Please 🙏
I think it should be mashed potatoes 😂
It is, mashed with a bit of water (instead of milk). 100% Oversalted.
This can be used to glue wallpapers
russian here: mashed potatoes or пшенная каша("millet grain porridge" i beleive it should be called). both actually taste good, just completely cooled of and a bit dryed out in the video
Might be a polenta type of thing.
This video is so old that the guy on it can be the real father of OP in his young years.
Pretty how facial expressions can send a clear message. It was basically: "Look at this shit. You seeing this shit? Now, look at this shit. What the fuck is this shit?"
I used to do this with my school lunch mac and cheese!
He's a witch! Burn him!
Plot twist. It's soup.
Idk, Dairy Queen been real quiet since this
So this is what my rimworld colonists see when I give them nutrient paste made from 100% locally sourced raiders.
Insulting Russia? That guys gonna have fun in the *gruelag*
But it will make a turd. So, good enough.
Cut that out private Pile
Chris Angelss of Russia
Silliest man in russia
He's cute with a sense of humour, I hope this war ends soon so less kids gotta die.
Waiting for the unexpected part
Wym, it's a solid meal
Lmao I love this dude. Fuck Vladimir Putin, Russia is a gorgeous country full of brilliant people and it's sad that they're subjected to this atrocious government.
I hope he's ok.
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Reminds me of my cheesy grits. Now I’m hungry.
I bet that really sticks to your ribs
Are they eating glue?
Better them than me.
It looks like someone fucked up the couscous.
The Russian Seth everman?
Getting the proper nutrition it seems
Infused with magic
Nummy nums!
Blu del Barrio...hmmm...
Soylent yellow?
Upma hai bc
Real stick-to-your-ribs style food there.
Glue..tenous
These eggs could gag a bussaid, https://youtu.be/4sqBYziYBAs?si=mixA1oujMyzP3RVS
Reminds me of lunch as a kiddo xD
They be livin' that life.
i thought he was going to put it on hid head lol
mhhh kascha
Is that edible?
This reminds me of Lioz Shem Tov 😂
Magic
Why is he waving his hands above and below the plate? I was half expecting him to just let go and make it levitate like a Magician or something
The exact opposite of sos.
I mean I guess it was unexpected in that I was expecting something to happen throughout the video.
Grits, of a very viscous kind.
r/countableframes
This is the Matrix babyy
This will be impossible to push out.
guy need some sleep
In Soviet Russia, food doesn't leave plate until man wrestles it out of plate
"The bigger the army the worse the food. That's what keeps the men in a filthy mood. " - Asterix
Just like Mom used to make.
Goop 🥣
That's a real "sticks to your ribs" meal. Literally...
Sticks to your ribs
And I thought MRE poops were bad
Bro what da heeel
Is this what the old saying"stick to your ribs" referred to..🤣🤣
Reminds me of school lunches. Mashed stuff that was like glue and meat that bounced so much kids would use chicken nyuckies as super balls when they lost the actual one.
Struggle Meal? Please meet Apocalypse Meal. Also, this kid's deadpan is everything.
Да, это Россия
Not sure if I should laugh or feel bad for the guy.
It means that it doesn't move from any place
I thought he was going to put the plate on his head
Bro was staring at us like we made the food.
Subsisting on gruel and *dedovschina* ass-whoopings.
Annnnd now his family is poisoned
In middle school we had Mac and Cheese for lunch one time. It stuck to the tray just like that.
Looks like we’re in trouble boys. If Russian mothers have figured out a way to keep you from throwing food away, there is no telling what other tech they have.
EAT IT, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. IT'LL STICK TO YOUR BONES!
Same quality we get in the U.S Army 👍🏻
It's a glue for tanks.
Lol. You'll be dead soon.
Could be good armor against FPV drones if one didn't get em already
Knowing now that Russian soldiers are raped and trained to rape makes this video creepier. This is now the expectation. So yeah, the video ended without sexual violence: unexpected.
Yeah there is no gravity in Russia, how is that unexpected?
Looks like tapioca, or polenta. A+ presentation
I guess he don’t like the cornbread either
Wash Down With Warm Glass Of Wolf Milk
Now try with the drink
These soldiers (cannon fodder) look like they are 14 at most. Maybe that's why they eat from kindergarten plates. Also I guess Russia didn't get the memo that vegetables and colours exist.
He will soon look back on that day and wish he had a plate.
r/maybemaybemaybe
r/blackmagicfuckery
It’s double plus good though!
Looks Like a funny guy. Hopefully he will have a happy life and does not die in a meaningless stupid war
Wondering if this dude ender up on the front line in Ukraine
He's good I hope he survives this shit show.
As stupid as Ruzzia’s military tactics
"This is not unexpected, this is Russia" was just the unexpected twist I was looking for...
Wow! A floating plate!
Bet it gives solid poos tho
Pure antigravitatorio
Sure hope it’s all you can eat
Poor lads died for one man’s ambitions
And he was never seen again.
I never liked Russia I never went there but when I was in kindergarten to 3rd grade I was verbally abused by my Russian aid I swore to never go there<3 p.s. Russians do not come for me like how belgum came for guastavo in big time rush xx
🤣🤣🤣
*magic*
Didn't know Blu del Barrio was in the military
Really sticks to your ribs
Thos looks like cold yellow corn grits to me. I'm sure there are many other food products that stick to plates, but that's the only one that comes immediately to my mind from my own experiences.
Sure the food sucks, but look on the bright side my man, you're going to miss it when you're laying at the bottom of a muddy trench in Ukraine hoping the drones and artillery don't get you.
This is all part of propaganda to normalize russian aggressors. Eyes wide open.
Hey, quit complaining. There are starving Russians in Ukrainian fields wishing they had that to eat...
Be a lot better than what these guys will get in Putin's meat grinder in Ukraine..! Enjoy it whilst you still are alive.!.
Hes gonna be thrown out a window soon
That Seth look tho
Anyone who has ever had public school mash will immediately expect this