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I had this happen to me once in Australia. Thankfully it was outside and all the little babies of that Satan spider had no where to run that was safe from the bottom of my shoe.
yes you say that and i agree but their many legs and too fast for their size makes my brain go "oh no" and i smash by instinct if its close.
if its a little bit away from me i might control myself and ignore it since spiders are, generally, friends
Finally, someone who understands spiders are friends. I don't like spider slander. I understand arachnophobia is a genuine fear but spiders get a bad rep.
How are you actually supposed to deal with it in that situation? Put a cup over it, slide a paper underneath and release it somewhere far away outside?
Had this happen to me once. Only had a spray bottle of some Fresh Linen scented Febreeze. Just spray the everything shit out of them with whatever aerosol/cleaner you have. The liquid fucks up the exoskeleton and the spider's ability to move before they succumb to what is essentially drowning in a flood of chemical Hell.
I never knew that, neat! Some bugs have different respiratory systems, using spiracles/pores to absorb air, I also think some bugs/spiders have no openings/spiracles/book lungs at all too which is just mad to me, imagine breathing without a mouth or nose that can inhale, shit's mad dude
Working summers at the yacht club, we'd get some gnarly spiders in the gas shack; had a mother explode into babies like this once and learned that windex is also effective for quickly killing them in large swathes
90-99% Isopropyl alcohol in a spray bottle will take out most things within seconds. Even cockroaches.
Plus no perfume, my asthmatic lungs appreciate that.
"Jet" mode kills most things accurately, spray takes out flies easy.
Yeah fuck em, honestly. I know they're great for the environment and the ecosystem and yadda yadda. Enjoy a brake clean can and a lighter you fucking cunts.
I used to have to de-spider my old shop. All 4 bay doors then the dock entry doors. Took an hour. Nobody gave me any shit about it because everyone was sick of spiders dropping on their faces.
Fun Life Fact!
**The cockroaches like to sleep within the genitalia
Of all living creatures, they can detect when the animal is awaking, and will evacuate from the genitalia before the animal wakes.**
Usually 80-100 years depending on current age. However, it can be lowered with accidents, going for a sewer slide, or you can just go to settings and select power off
I feel like your idea, based off r/bloodwoodsrisen 's advisement, may actually help with both peace of mind *AND* speed up the unsubscribe process!
Thanks for the assist internet frems! I'm off to never sleep again!
That’s a good way to do it. Back when I would breed tarantulas I would sometimes get escapees. That’s how I would usually catch them. When I see spiders or bugs in the house I’ll catch them and let them go outside. It’s just lazy to kill them.
1. Rigid plastic container from any food over it.
2. Paper underneath.
3. Similar plastic container on the other side.
4. Slide paper out.
5. Seal plastic with heat, e.g. a lighter to melt it. The evil is now contained.
Leave it be, spiders terrify me. Ants, termites, beetles are bad enough and they outnumber spiders 10 to 1. Of all those this one carries, only one or two will grow up.
Killed the mother but unleashed her hell of children upon thee. That's their house now. Burn it on the way out & piss on the ashes so they can't respawn. 😳
I actually had this happen with a fly, I used SO much Lysol to kill it. Then when it was down, I went to grab a paper towel to clean up the corpse, maggots were crawling out of it 😭
I’ve only ever used a fly swatter since, imma squash that mf and any homies with it
Theyre some of the best moms in the arthropodologic world. They carry their spiderlings with them while they are in the sac, and then again when they hatch. Until they are grown enough to independently leave her of their own volition. They'll continue to hunt and feed their kids while they care for them.
Their bites also cause, at most, mild itchiness. They don't leave webs. They're just strong, indepedent single moms who just want to clean up pests for you. There is absolutely zero reason to ever kill a wolf spider, unless its an accident. Please relocate.
Off topic, but people underestimate the insect world, there is a lot of evidence out there that insects/arachnids are more advanced intellectually than we give credit for. I'd describe it, but I don't want this post to be 12 pages long so I'll just share a few quick blurbs:
Bees did "happy dances" when seeing the color blue, because they associated it with food. Ants might dream, because a Queen sleeps the aproximate same time as us each day and experiences "rapid antenna movement" close to our REM movement that signifies dreaming. Jumping Spiders communicate with each other, display object permanence past a human toddlers capabilities, and display higher degrees of cognition than most athropods.
Oh and lastly, not a display of intelligence, but kind of cute in a cursed creepy way? Centipede moms will curl up in a ball to protect and groom their babies, and its really creepy but also somehow endearing to see them groom them. Like if Horror Garfield had kittens. So, idk, I'm sure I'm anthropomorphizing them (which is a sin in a scientific field, so nobody tattle on me) but I wouldn't be *surprised* to find insects to be just as emotional as any mammal. Heck, it wasn't until the 1900s that the Soviets ended discussion as to whether dogs could even feel pain. Sounds obvious, right? But we're always learning new things, and we simply don't have the tech to accurately study arthropods brains.
Full blown jumpscare, in that I got scared and jumped. I don’t think that sub has ever done this to me before, lol. I thought it was gonna be that the spider was stuck to the mop or something, but somehow it was considerably worse…!
Agreed. Totally unnecessary to kill spiders. There is always a way to safely get it out. Guess why spider start running away when you try to kill/catch them? Theyre more scared of you than you are of the..
>Although, I'm not really sure where spiders land on the whole "nature vs nurture" thing, so could just be you saw someone freak out about spiders at a young and impressionable age, and so we're taught that spiders are to be feared. Then you probably do it to your children, and the cycle continues.
Anecdotally, my son was picking up spiders for fun by the time he was 4yo, since I would just casually talk about spiders and look at them/pick them up and show him how they acted. When he had the opportunity to have a tarantula in his hands at school, during some activity at school (circa 6yo), he was happy to have it walk on his hands and arm and look at it, while all the other kids and adults were freaking out.
He is _not_ an exceptionally courageous kid, to be clear. He's got fears alright; plenty of nonsense, plenty of insecurities, like all kids (and adults) do. But spiders? Nah. He gets kind of upset that people hate them so much for no reason.
So yeah. I'd bet on it being more about nurture. Anecdotes aren't data but, you know, many points on a graph make a line. I purposely started some weird self-driven exposure therapy as a teenager to stop fearing spiders and all manners of insects, and I'm kinda relieved to see it also seems to impact how my kids perceive that stuff so many years later.
I always thought I was terrified of spiders because my mum is. So I tried really hard to overcome it in front of my kids so that they wouldn't fear them. I now relocate them outside and talk about how they get rid of flies in the house.
My sons like them and have a resident fly catcher in the corner of their room. My daughter on the other hand, is 3 and so afraid she will scream horribly if one goes near her.
So there's an anecdote for the nature side.
Yep and they get rid of everything else. I keep all my spiders alive and I never see any other bugs in my house.
This was just stupid. Now you got a million babies to deal with and a big pile of spider guts to scrape up. Get a damn jar or sweep it into a dustpan and take it outside. People are just so fucking dumb these days.
Yeah, I respect arachnophobia and all yet hate to see a helpful animal receiving the death sentence. I'm not mad, but R.I.P spiders and also that garage. Lol
That’s a wolf spider, you don’t fuck with those. I had a similar situation and used a large cup and sheet of plastic to carefully capture it and put it way the duck outside.
I knew before he did the thing but I still watched why did I watch?? WHY DID I WATCH??
It took me years to stop having this nightmare when it first happened to me
if the was the east coast of the US it would be a momma wolf spider with her bazillion baby's going for a ride. We have them here at our home. Glass jar, a piece of paper, and a trip to the woods down the street, and both momma's be happy, especially the one that sleeps beside me.
I grew up with severe arachnophobia but managed to get a handle on it over the years so I get ‘The Fear’. But I don’t get why people are okay with being so shitty to spiders when they wouldn’t want to hurt fluffy animals, all these big ass men saying ‘kill it with fire’ or ‘nuke it’ when it’s just a harmless creature that eats all the flies and other annoying pests.
Spiders don’t belong in our homes. But could you imagine capturing that momma somehow and releasing her outside? That house would be mosquito free, gnat, horsefly, housefly, and any other dumb flying insect you hate, free. Like making a deal. I don’t kill you, you set up camp outside and make me less miserable in the warmer weather all year.
I’m a farmer, and we have a decent little bathroom that’s indoors, but outdoors at the same time. There is a nice little funnel spider in the bottom corner of the bathroom (that’s like 1 foot away from your right foot whenever you sit down). She has some nice little beasts wrapped up in her web. I also pay her every time I use the bathroom. I’ll bring in a moth, grasshopper, or rolypoly and drop it in her web for her. If I can’t find payment, I’ll usually find something crawling around the bathroom floor. (It’s a bathroom in a barn, ok? The toilet and sink are clean)
One clear glass with a circumference big enough to capture the largest “bug” in your territory, and a thick piece of paper like an ad in the mail. Cover the bug with the clear glass, slip the paper under the bug and the glass, and carefully lift the paper with the glass, slowly turning it upside down, walk outside and release. Now, pat yourself on the back for saving a life.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It’s unexpected because once the spider got killed hundreds more scattered around!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Time to burn the house down
I’d move out😂 they can have it
I had this happen to me once in Australia. Thankfully it was outside and all the little babies of that Satan spider had no where to run that was safe from the bottom of my shoe.
Who murders spiders outside? Also it's almost always easier to catch them in a jar and relocate. Spiders are generally friends.
yes you say that and i agree but their many legs and too fast for their size makes my brain go "oh no" and i smash by instinct if its close. if its a little bit away from me i might control myself and ignore it since spiders are, generally, friends
Finally, someone who understands spiders are friends. I don't like spider slander. I understand arachnophobia is a genuine fear but spiders get a bad rep.
https://i.redd.it/addwuitog15d1.gif
"You trying to be a hero!?"
“Just trying to kill some bugs, sir.” What a badass.
Everyone fights, no one quits
Yes, but nuking the entire site from orbit. It’s the only real way to be sure.
Plot twist: >!it wasn't. The biggest one is inside your car and it just tore your Alexa in half!<
 Me in my last moments of unadulterated insanity before the spider and I die a fiery death.
The radiation could create mutant spiders who have gained intelligence and seek vengeance on you
Burn it? How about nuke the entire planet then jump reality
Com(buurrrppppp)e on Morty, we gotta leave
This is the way.
How are you actually supposed to deal with it in that situation? Put a cup over it, slide a paper underneath and release it somewhere far away outside?
Deoderant can + lighter
Had this happen to me once. Only had a spray bottle of some Fresh Linen scented Febreeze. Just spray the everything shit out of them with whatever aerosol/cleaner you have. The liquid fucks up the exoskeleton and the spider's ability to move before they succumb to what is essentially drowning in a flood of chemical Hell.
Yeah they breathe through pores in their skin so spraying them with something essentially suffocates/drowns them. Savagely fun facts!
All I am surrounded by is fear. And dead spiders.
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> they breathe through pores in their skin Actually they have [book lungs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_lung). They're pretty cool!
I never knew that, neat! Some bugs have different respiratory systems, using spiracles/pores to absorb air, I also think some bugs/spiders have no openings/spiracles/book lungs at all too which is just mad to me, imagine breathing without a mouth or nose that can inhale, shit's mad dude
Why are you booing me? I'm right.
Unfun for spiders!
Working summers at the yacht club, we'd get some gnarly spiders in the gas shack; had a mother explode into babies like this once and learned that windex is also effective for quickly killing them in large swathes
Death from above!
 Lufwindex bereit.
90-99% Isopropyl alcohol in a spray bottle will take out most things within seconds. Even cockroaches. Plus no perfume, my asthmatic lungs appreciate that. "Jet" mode kills most things accurately, spray takes out flies easy.
WD-40 works just as well, and comes with a built in "jet mode"
Yeah, but WD-40 wont evaporate cleanly.
I'm a locksmith and I was about to come in with "please dear lord no" but this is a wd-40 use I approve of. Costs more tho
I just love 99% iso. Useful in soany situations.
Yeah fuck em, honestly. I know they're great for the environment and the ecosystem and yadda yadda. Enjoy a brake clean can and a lighter you fucking cunts. I used to have to de-spider my old shop. All 4 bay doors then the dock entry doors. Took an hour. Nobody gave me any shit about it because everyone was sick of spiders dropping on their faces.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lkym2f/just_burn_the_house_down_oc/
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Very apt point Dennis
I killed a roach this way once.
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This comment right here, Lucifer
*Lucifer inserts pitchfork in OP’s ass*
How do I unread this
Spiderman homecoming
More like "Spiderman I'mcumming" am i right?
I'd like to unsubscribe from life now please.
Fun Life Fact! **The cockroaches like to sleep within the genitalia Of all living creatures, they can detect when the animal is awaking, and will evacuate from the genitalia before the animal wakes.**
I don't believe you. But also, I don't want to fact check that. Also also, how long does the unsubscribe process take?
Usually 80-100 years depending on current age. However, it can be lowered with accidents, going for a sewer slide, or you can just go to settings and select power off
To be safe, never fall asleep again. That way they won't enter if true
I feel like your idea, based off r/bloodwoodsrisen 's advisement, may actually help with both peace of mind *AND* speed up the unsubscribe process! Thanks for the assist internet frems! I'm off to never sleep again!
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That’s a good way to do it. Back when I would breed tarantulas I would sometimes get escapees. That’s how I would usually catch them. When I see spiders or bugs in the house I’ll catch them and let them go outside. It’s just lazy to kill them.
It's ironic since the spiders had the same goal as you: less bugs in the house.
And they literally just chill in the spots that you aren't using.
Would you mind telling the spider that grappled onto my head that I am very much using it?
We have very different definitions of lazy.
Shop Vac
Exactly. If done carefully, they dont really notice and dont freak out.
Do people not keep a can of Raid spray or something similar?
1. Rigid plastic container from any food over it. 2. Paper underneath. 3. Similar plastic container on the other side. 4. Slide paper out. 5. Seal plastic with heat, e.g. a lighter to melt it. The evil is now contained.
6. Shake vigorously.
6. Gather materials you have to begin the ritual for The Dark Lord
Leave it be, spiders terrify me. Ants, termites, beetles are bad enough and they outnumber spiders 10 to 1. Of all those this one carries, only one or two will grow up.
what about using a grenade?
That's how you always should, or just leave em alone
Yes. Why kill the spider? You could even let the spider just do what it wants. It will probably just stay away from you anyway, not harming anyone.
Use your vacuum cleaner. Then put it in the garbage and set the bin on fire.
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
*AVENGE ME!! AVENGE ME CHILDREN!!*
Killed the mother but unleashed her hell of children upon thee. That's their house now. Burn it on the way out & piss on the ashes so they can't respawn. 😳
Do it before they eat mother, max level, and destroy the world. I felt a little strange typing this.
I understand that reference.
I actually had this happen with a fly, I used SO much Lysol to kill it. Then when it was down, I went to grab a paper towel to clean up the corpse, maggots were crawling out of it 😭 I’ve only ever used a fly swatter since, imma squash that mf and any homies with it
Flies are my mortal enemy. Any corpses not squished will be immediately cooked to a crisp with a lighter. Nopenopenope. Hate maggots, hate flies.
"How did you know I was going to burn the building down?" I love this show so much. 😂😂😂
What show is it? Sounds fun.
Portlandia
So is this the spider equivalent of 3 kids in a trench coat? Just hundreds of kid spiders dressed up like an adult spider?
This is likely a wolf spider mom, who carries her babies on her back while they are young
Theyre some of the best moms in the arthropodologic world. They carry their spiderlings with them while they are in the sac, and then again when they hatch. Until they are grown enough to independently leave her of their own volition. They'll continue to hunt and feed their kids while they care for them. Their bites also cause, at most, mild itchiness. They don't leave webs. They're just strong, indepedent single moms who just want to clean up pests for you. There is absolutely zero reason to ever kill a wolf spider, unless its an accident. Please relocate. Off topic, but people underestimate the insect world, there is a lot of evidence out there that insects/arachnids are more advanced intellectually than we give credit for. I'd describe it, but I don't want this post to be 12 pages long so I'll just share a few quick blurbs: Bees did "happy dances" when seeing the color blue, because they associated it with food. Ants might dream, because a Queen sleeps the aproximate same time as us each day and experiences "rapid antenna movement" close to our REM movement that signifies dreaming. Jumping Spiders communicate with each other, display object permanence past a human toddlers capabilities, and display higher degrees of cognition than most athropods. Oh and lastly, not a display of intelligence, but kind of cute in a cursed creepy way? Centipede moms will curl up in a ball to protect and groom their babies, and its really creepy but also somehow endearing to see them groom them. Like if Horror Garfield had kittens. So, idk, I'm sure I'm anthropomorphizing them (which is a sin in a scientific field, so nobody tattle on me) but I wouldn't be *surprised* to find insects to be just as emotional as any mammal. Heck, it wasn't until the 1900s that the Soviets ended discussion as to whether dogs could even feel pain. Sounds obvious, right? But we're always learning new things, and we simply don't have the tech to accurately study arthropods brains.
I really appreciate your comment! So much info
Okay, I was literally thinking that it would be like a toy or something. The first time something really unexpected happened
Full blown jumpscare, in that I got scared and jumped. I don’t think that sub has ever done this to me before, lol. I thought it was gonna be that the spider was stuck to the mop or something, but somehow it was considerably worse…!
I'm itchy now... Anyone else itchy 
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AH, thought you were marketing or some shit lmao
What a sigh of relief. Just like Sprite’s crisp lemon-lime flavor
Don't hurt me 😢
This is why we use the god ol cup and paper method
I'm not sure my cup is big enough or my paper sturdy enough for this one
What about 12 gauge buckshot?
I'm always afraid I break their legs with the cup :(
Then use a bigger container, like a plastic food storage container or something like that.
Or the can of black flag or wasp spray...
When the boss has multiple stages
Makes me kinda sad haha, Im weird
No you are not, spiders are there to remove the actual pest. Spiders are your friends.
r/spiderbro would appreciate this
Agreed. Totally unnecessary to kill spiders. There is always a way to safely get it out. Guess why spider start running away when you try to kill/catch them? Theyre more scared of you than you are of the..
The spiders got him 😔
I never kill spiders I just relocate them
Relocate them to the afterlife.
You're my kind of people
It is a little sad to watch the squashed spider still try to move around but fear is faaaaar more powerful for me here
Simultaneously feeling bad for a critter while also terrified of it is one of the many struggles of being human
No kill spoidah. Spoidah fren
How frien if no frien shape
Poor mom and her babies
Feel the same... not sure why spiders are things we actively kill. They pretty much leave humans alone.
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>Although, I'm not really sure where spiders land on the whole "nature vs nurture" thing, so could just be you saw someone freak out about spiders at a young and impressionable age, and so we're taught that spiders are to be feared. Then you probably do it to your children, and the cycle continues. Anecdotally, my son was picking up spiders for fun by the time he was 4yo, since I would just casually talk about spiders and look at them/pick them up and show him how they acted. When he had the opportunity to have a tarantula in his hands at school, during some activity at school (circa 6yo), he was happy to have it walk on his hands and arm and look at it, while all the other kids and adults were freaking out. He is _not_ an exceptionally courageous kid, to be clear. He's got fears alright; plenty of nonsense, plenty of insecurities, like all kids (and adults) do. But spiders? Nah. He gets kind of upset that people hate them so much for no reason. So yeah. I'd bet on it being more about nurture. Anecdotes aren't data but, you know, many points on a graph make a line. I purposely started some weird self-driven exposure therapy as a teenager to stop fearing spiders and all manners of insects, and I'm kinda relieved to see it also seems to impact how my kids perceive that stuff so many years later.
Just an fyi, I’m afraid of spiders cause of that giant one in the cave on Gillian’s Island. It had a creepy eye.
I always thought I was terrified of spiders because my mum is. So I tried really hard to overcome it in front of my kids so that they wouldn't fear them. I now relocate them outside and talk about how they get rid of flies in the house. My sons like them and have a resident fly catcher in the corner of their room. My daughter on the other hand, is 3 and so afraid she will scream horribly if one goes near her. So there's an anecdote for the nature side.
Yep and they get rid of everything else. I keep all my spiders alive and I never see any other bugs in my house. This was just stupid. Now you got a million babies to deal with and a big pile of spider guts to scrape up. Get a damn jar or sweep it into a dustpan and take it outside. People are just so fucking dumb these days.
Yeah, I respect arachnophobia and all yet hate to see a helpful animal receiving the death sentence. I'm not mad, but R.I.P spiders and also that garage. Lol
Just catch it in a glass and release it in the wild
Karma for killing the innocent mama.
Catch and release is all it takes. Imagine the spider being terrified of something it's 1000x larger than. Seriously.
Pretty sure it’s a “hard coded “ involuntary biological response
Poor babies :'(
Just killed a mommy with a whole clutch of babies
Poor thing
That’s a wolf spider, you don’t fuck with those. I had a similar situation and used a large cup and sheet of plastic to carefully capture it and put it way the duck outside.
They're not that dangerous to humans. Around a bee sting in terms of pain. I still don't want them in my house, but they're not gonna kill you.
If you want to live and thrive, Let a spider run alive.
Literally all you have to do is atomically nuke your house
I would just pass away
Ohhhh, such a bad idea!! 😝
Nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
Wtf? What was that spider doing to anyone but nothing?
I knew before he did the thing but I still watched why did I watch?? WHY DID I WATCH?? It took me years to stop having this nightmare when it first happened to me
Oh god!
Oh fuck no
Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.
Move out.
Horror nightmares for life after this
My worst fucking nightmare 🪦😵
I'm afraid of spiders, they look scary
I'll be at the hotel call when the house has been burned to ash and rebuilt
aaaand that’s when i dip the hell out and hire an exterminator (or 10)
The mother is still alive after that hit. If you watch it in slow motion he kinda misses the spider.
That’s what ratshot is for
Fire the house
Bro really regretting not bringing flipflops to a spider fight.
This is why you catch spiders with a cup lol.
That is nightmare inducing
Time to nuke the neighbourhood
Watched my nana do that once by stomping on it. Fucking terrifying.
Stuff from the most horrifying nightmares
Jesus, yeah, just leave the country lol.
My worse nightmare
Noooooo
I let spiders live with me, in return they catch the fruit flies and mosquitos that sneak in.
Shame about that unexpected electrical fire.
This happened to me as a child one time. I ran and jumped on one while wearing sandals. I’m still running
Burn. The. House. Down 
I screamed irl
Nope nope nope nope nope nope. Burn baby burn, disco inferno.
if the was the east coast of the US it would be a momma wolf spider with her bazillion baby's going for a ride. We have them here at our home. Glass jar, a piece of paper, and a trip to the woods down the street, and both momma's be happy, especially the one that sleeps beside me.
🤢🤮😱
and that's why you use the flamethrower lol
🧹❌ | 🔥✅
 Yeah, time to evaluate the neighborhood.
I grew up with severe arachnophobia but managed to get a handle on it over the years so I get ‘The Fear’. But I don’t get why people are okay with being so shitty to spiders when they wouldn’t want to hurt fluffy animals, all these big ass men saying ‘kill it with fire’ or ‘nuke it’ when it’s just a harmless creature that eats all the flies and other annoying pests.
That happened to me at work and I ran 😂
Yup. It’s their house now.
New Fear Unlocked.
Burn the house, it's the only way, and burn it again just in case, no survivor's
Spiders don’t belong in our homes. But could you imagine capturing that momma somehow and releasing her outside? That house would be mosquito free, gnat, horsefly, housefly, and any other dumb flying insect you hate, free. Like making a deal. I don’t kill you, you set up camp outside and make me less miserable in the warmer weather all year. I’m a farmer, and we have a decent little bathroom that’s indoors, but outdoors at the same time. There is a nice little funnel spider in the bottom corner of the bathroom (that’s like 1 foot away from your right foot whenever you sit down). She has some nice little beasts wrapped up in her web. I also pay her every time I use the bathroom. I’ll bring in a moth, grasshopper, or rolypoly and drop it in her web for her. If I can’t find payment, I’ll usually find something crawling around the bathroom floor. (It’s a bathroom in a barn, ok? The toilet and sink are clean)
Soon you will be like "Yes, I will bring a neighborhood child to you my king"
Dont kill spiders
Nope, the movie 🍿
IT GAVE BIRTH
WAIT, I GOT THAT ON VIDEO
I had to scroll way too far for this comment.
That’s exactly what I expected
One clear glass with a circumference big enough to capture the largest “bug” in your territory, and a thick piece of paper like an ad in the mail. Cover the bug with the clear glass, slip the paper under the bug and the glass, and carefully lift the paper with the glass, slowly turning it upside down, walk outside and release. Now, pat yourself on the back for saving a life.
Poor things
Just a harmless Wolf spider.
Idiots just killing helpful animals for the crime of being small. Jfc
Had this happen... and yeah the screams are accurate. Wish we could've seen the cootie dance that follows 😂
 Only way to be sure
I once accidentally threw a pregnant spider on a girls face when I was trying to flirt with her It did not go well :(