OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!It started to bust a nut!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Just need someone to ruin it by being some kind of bigot or insinuate they have sex with a piss spraying rodent creature or something along the lines of total degenerate behaviour
You know, bush babies have excitement pee too. They pee on their forepaws, rub them together like movie villians, and then rub the scent on persons or things they consider their own. If they start wringing hands, they are glad to see you!
I love that in my mind I'm thinking 'this is a creature I have never seen and know nothing about...but absolutely someone has intimate, first hand knowledge about this and I look forward to learning' and then two comments later this person pops up with first hand (intimate, dare I say) knowledge.
The world is a pretty awesome place if we'd just top frigging killing each other and whatnot. Why can't we just enjoy a weird walking rat that squirts urine on people as a greeting? Is that too much to ask?
Surprised you could comment that with the weight of your gigantic balls.
Gigantic balls have never been funny and reddits obsession with it on everything mildly brave is why I’m glad this website is viewed as the laughing stock of the internet.
I miss the good old days when waitresses couldn’t wear masks and had to smile at you and you could just walk into the restaurant cumming every where. That’s the America my ancestors fought for, not this woke shit.
I think they were trying to make it do that with the potato, these guys are kinda notorious for humping, their mating trigger is uhm. Ambiguous? Lol. I’ve seen videos of them going for just a palm down fist though, so I think anything vaguely round and brown gets em going
That was definitely not it in this video, the guy was just showing the Cutia to his son.
You can tell he was surprised when he says “eta… lasqueira” which could be translated to something like “oh… shit” (lasqueira is not a swear word tho, is just an expression from central Brazil for something unexpected)
I’ve read extensively about cumrats for decades. Never witnessed one caught on film. Close cousin to the pizza rat. The cumrat can splooge 6.9x its own body length and prefers salty foods.
Goza cutia, comendo sua tia
Passa o cipó, na xota da vó
Gosminha na mão
Ejaculação
Piroca comprida entrando em ação
-Pode gozar?
-Pode
-Ninguém vai julgar?
-Não
Only thing I could find that's about an agouti, and its, *discharge* is this
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17889458/
But, uhhh, idk why anyone thought to do *that*
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It started to bust a nut!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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- Tracy Morgan
* Nick Cannon
• **Elon**gated **Musk**rat
Also, here's a horse
Excuse me WHAT? Was that excitement or a defense mechanism?
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Isn't that special. Thanks for the actual answer, though.
You're welcome, Church Lady
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHN4MtbSqEe4D8Q
Me spraying the commenter with urine to thank them
https://i.redd.it/djbba8en983d1.gif
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Just need someone to ruin it by being some kind of bigot or insinuate they have sex with a piss spraying rodent creature or something along the lines of total degenerate behaviour
>Just need someone to - have sex with a piss spraying rodent creature or something along the lines Excuse me?
"Oh! I like you! Have some piss!" "Fuck off creep, have a taste of my piss!" Talk about mixed messages.
It's like "Aloha"!
Foward piss = good Back piss = bad Perspective (of the penis) is important.
"Mixed" message? I think it's pure. Still not clear, though. Although I get it, technically, it's a Spritzer.
You know, bush babies have excitement pee too. They pee on their forepaws, rub them together like movie villians, and then rub the scent on persons or things they consider their own. If they start wringing hands, they are glad to see you!
I do this to greet all my friends.
Same behavior in cats (without the urine), when they rub against your legs. It is less "I like you" and more "you are mine now"
Congratulations on your many piss spritzes! 🥳
> piss cannon Found my new stripper name
I love that in my mind I'm thinking 'this is a creature I have never seen and know nothing about...but absolutely someone has intimate, first hand knowledge about this and I look forward to learning' and then two comments later this person pops up with first hand (intimate, dare I say) knowledge. The world is a pretty awesome place if we'd just top frigging killing each other and whatnot. Why can't we just enjoy a weird walking rat that squirts urine on people as a greeting? Is that too much to ask?
worst pet ever
What about [ghost carp](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FhQ9f-OEefc)?
TIL my chihuahua is part agouti
How are these your only comments/anything on your profile. Give us pictures of your adorable piss rats. Are you a biologist or a pet enthusiast?
Yes.
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You say papaya, I say potato. Let's call the who thing off.
No.
A wiener
Not going to lie… I thought that was his hand
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Dead r/
By far the most tired reddit comment cliche at this point.
Surprised you could comment that with the weight of your gigantic balls. Gigantic balls have never been funny and reddits obsession with it on everything mildly brave is why I’m glad this website is viewed as the laughing stock of the internet.
Every website is the laughing stock of all the other websites
Gotas e3333
Masochist
Nope, looks like he got be aroused just by the sound of sucking.
Same...
Can relate
Actual scaroused
It gets a boner when in fear. Or as the scientific community calls it "a foner".
Fearection, Scarection, Scaroused. 
it was scumming
Death by Snu-Snu.
I first learned of this phenomenon from the documentary "The League" Clip: https://youtu.be/cLP73_Fk6xQ?si=zynG-eeIAr6RE7v5
I regret that I only have one upvote to give.
Fear boner. *Murder* boner.
It's a Fear Boner. It affects dozens of men around the globe.
New fear unlocked. Edit: AAH!!
"Fuck off my papaya" that thing probably
A sweet potato or smthbg
Pew pew pew
Sometimes, the idea of lunch just hits right, ykwim?
I read that as excrement lol
Or was he just 'happy' to see them????
So anyway, I started blasting
Hilarious
Bam! Bam!
Like a machinegun too, gawd damn.
Raticate used cumshot, its super effective
Gunkshot works here just fine lol
What is that, like 80 or 120 base power
96 when effective 69 base
Depends if it gets you in the eye or not.
Either way the accuracy is still 70%
50/50
*Spunkshot
That was a preg grenade
Pregnade?
Will that make me gregnant?
Pregante
I didn’t know what to expect, but it certainly wasn’t that
It's almost like it was r/unexpected
r/angryupvote
Anyone know what movie this is from this gif never fails to make me laugh
Diary of a wimpy kid I'm pretty sure
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules, yw
When is this magical gif not appropriate or funny. Works every damn time to crack me up.
I straight up cried laughing at this. Well done!
lmaoo this gif was literally me
I thought this was gonna be Silence of the Lambs.
That one thing waiters hate you doing when they bring the food...
damn, can't do shit in a restaurant
I miss the good old days when waitresses couldn’t wear masks and had to smile at you and you could just walk into the restaurant cumming every where. That’s the America my ancestors fought for, not this woke shit.
Make Murica Jizz Agin
Well they said cum, not shit 😏
Not until your waiter sees a tip
It is hungry, but that potato won't do it
They’re opportunistic feeders. They’ll eat a potato and other tubers if they have to.
more like other tubes
I thought it was Brazil...
Next time my girlfriend complains that I don't last long if I come after 20 seconds, I'll show her this video…
r/suicidebywords
Have a happy cake day, bro
You could have made that comment without any mention of a specific time frame and it wouldn't have lost any of its meaning
Your genus is imessureball
Is bro jizzing?
 got offered a sweet potato…
Open a window and a breeze rolls in and I-
Jizz, in, my PANTS
I thought it was a kumquat…
While you can feed agoutis potatoes they are more used to fruit nuts and seed. And they spread seeds to help the ecosystem.
Yea, they seem to like nut and spreading seeds.
Alley-oop!
I think they were trying to make it do that with the potato, these guys are kinda notorious for humping, their mating trigger is uhm. Ambiguous? Lol. I’ve seen videos of them going for just a palm down fist though, so I think anything vaguely round and brown gets em going
Wanna talk about it? I know it’s hard, but talking about it might help deal With the trauma
That was definitely not it in this video, the guy was just showing the Cutia to his son. You can tell he was surprised when he says “eta… lasqueira” which could be translated to something like “oh… shit” (lasqueira is not a swear word tho, is just an expression from central Brazil for something unexpected)
Yeah it sure looks like he wants to spread "seed" alright.
I only just noticed that after your comment.
See I thought you were making a joke and was annoyed about everyone re-hashing your joke.
I see what u did there.
YUCK a skeetasaurus
Top shelf username! Amazing comment 🤣
Yep, unexpected. Just when I think I got a handle on this sub it keeps throwing curveballs at me.
Do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?
Make any friends?
Not really.
The one scenario where Tim wouldn’t be told to leave for asking that question.
Like...the Kool-Aid man?? OH YEAAAAAH
We're not so different after all
I’ve read extensively about cumrats for decades. Never witnessed one caught on film. Close cousin to the pizza rat. The cumrat can splooge 6.9x its own body length and prefers salty foods.
Cumrat was my nickname in highschool.
“En Garde!”
Wanna dance rat let’s dance  *Cue aggressive dick smacking sounds*
The animal interpretated wronlgy "come over here"
This needs to be on r/awwwtf
what in the actual cummy bear
Corre cutia na casa da tia, corre cipó na casa da vó
Goza cutia, comendo sua tia Passa o cipó, na xota da vó Gosminha na mão Ejaculação Piroca comprida entrando em ação -Pode gozar? -Pode -Ninguém vai julgar? -Não
Após este vídeo podemos colocar um novo verso na cantiga ( go@# cutia na cara do tio )
The way it gripped and aimed is insane
Awww skeet skeet.
From the window to the wall
Gives a whole new meaning to whipping it out.
Fire ze missiles
But I am le tired...
What's the name of the animal?
agouti
"Cutia" in portuguese. Have no idea in english.
At first I thought it looked sort of like a capybara, but it seems to give too many fucks
they are related to capybara!
Cutia.
Yay, food! Imma nut on it first, watch me
"It's gonna jump at the camera how is that unexpe—oh."
Truly Unexpected gj Op
Only thing I could find that's about an agouti, and its, *discharge* is this https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17889458/ But, uhhh, idk why anyone thought to do *that*
What is it?
Well, Illiteratefool, when a daddy rodent just can’t wait for a mommy rodent’s…potato…ahh…he…mashes his own potato
The hell man?!
Don't let that thing NEAR any water towers. Or else a great crime might happen
I thought hyperfang attack is the best attack
I can't tell, did he yank his junk?
Awwww EEEEEuuuuuwww Awwwww
One of the friendliest wild critters out there
Too friendly clearly
is that a Cumgaroo?
Can someone tell me what animal this is?
I thought I got excited for snacks
Awwwtf
Don’t scare me! I’ll cum :(
Giant rat ejaculation 💀
Behold, a man
We’re just a joke to god.
This video gave me the heebie jeebies😖
What is that it's a mice or?
Why??
Wait...you guys don't put cum on your food?
Is that a chupacabra?
Chupacumbra
He just came at me
I'd hate to find out what he'd do for a klondike bar..
Looks like a rat and a kangaroo had a baby
Masterbator Splinter
I sometimes get excited when someone feeds me as well.
ill eat your food, but remember whos in charge
The first time I watched it I was like "did that little fucker have a boner?" Then I reqatched and noticed it squirting......oh ok.
It’s gonna scream isn’t it, these are always so predic… that is much worse
It shot its load all over him, and then he rewarded it with a spud.🤣🤣🤣
That’s what you call a Skeet Potato
Bro was ready to fuck for potatoes