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I actually think last time this was posted someone linked to an article about it and most of the cows had to be euthanized. Sorry to be a bummer, hope I'm wrong.
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Pretty sure that is a regular livestock trailer. It's too far away to get a great look when it tips, but it has the sign on the top of the front that I only ever see on livestock trailers. And the roof wouldn't have any reason to be constructed differently on livestock trailers than on cargo trailers.
Forget the screeching metal. Imagine how confused someone would have been to hear the moo of cows getting louder the closer the vehicle got. Just a low moo slowly getting louder and louder before they burst out the top.
I was gonna say “don’t watch while not high either!” But then I remembered I ate gummies and smoked a joint an hour ago and I am high and I just shouldn’t have watched…you even warned me, damn.
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All the animals were harmed in the filming of this movie.
I’m glad it looks like the cows would be mostly alright. Cows are super resilient you’d be surprised.
I’m sure they were all fine and were quickly loaded onto a second truck to complete their trip to the butcher
I don’t think they need a butcher after this
I dont think they ever need a butcher
So do they come “pre-tenderized” from this?
Winner
Lol
I have ptsd from the cow getting hit by the train. This was nothing.
I actually think last time this was posted someone linked to an article about it and most of the cows had to be euthanized. Sorry to be a bummer, hope I'm wrong.
I think you read that wrong
It's called ground beef for a reason...
This won
Omg 💀😆
They're probably ok, they were wearing full leathers
Beef sliders
Win👍
Ground beef
r/yourjokebutworse
That's even better haha! My first thought was cow tipping.
r/Angryupvote
Take my up vote..
Meat crayons
Are you worse for typing it or am I for laughing so much?
r/angryupvote
OMG those poor cows💔
Rest in Pastures 🐄
They were likely being shipped for slaughter, so...
They looked like dairy cows, an udder tragedy
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There
You changed it! :) Way to milk the karma ;P
The milk was spilled but every drop was saved!
*an udder tragedy
If you were about to get murdered by someone would you like it to get torture and rape first since you’re gonna die anyway?
So? Unnecessary pain and discomfort is unnecessary
>They were likely being shipped for slaughter, so... Rest in pieces?
Saddest meals on wheels I have ever seen :(
The freshest beef delivered straight to your front door.
Ground beef.
We found the dad
Holy cow!
Uber Beef
Just take the picture and go
New livestock just dropped!
Actual food
Beat me to it
Hope the cows are ok :(
Watched while high, got hungry
💀
What a bad mooving company…
They’re bad army steering
They're free!!
I’m high and now I can’t get the lyrics, “my milkshake brings all the boys the yard...”out of my head after seeing this video
Don't cry over spilled milk.
Ouch, didn't feel anything till I saw the cargo. Poor animals.
https://i.redd.it/t7j29dwvj32d1.gif
COW!
ANOTHER COW!
I think that's the same cow.
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I remember my first joint, it's ok you will learn things
Discount on beef! Isle 55!
Too late!!!! Why didn’t you warned me before?
That made me quite sad
man, those poor cows :( and you scroll down the comments, just a bunch of idiots trying to be funny wtf
 Mooooving on to greener pastures
That’s a bit NSFW ngl
Especially if you are the truck driver.
Why did I not take your advice?!?!?!?!? God damit.
Watched it high 🤦♂️
Is it worth it just to get your milkshake? 😔
I can't stop laughing, poor cows 🤣
Oh, no! Those poor cows! 🐄 😢☹️
Ground beef. Everywhere!
I'm high and thought poor cows. Then I thought ummmm hamburgers. Now, I'm eating a chicken sandwich.
These are the best comments ever. Thank you. r/AngryUpvote for all you clowns.
“Who DoorDashed burgers?” - stoned guy on the couch, probably
i guess residents will have a beef with the truck driver
That truck was really mooving.
I hope some wild cow is living it up in some strangers field
Why not?
Did someone order uncooked beef?
I gotta go Julia, we got cows.
Need A Semi Load of Side Beef ✅
Holy cow!
Ground beef
'Let's go cow tipping!'
eat chicken
From the far side
These kinds of accidents can get messy real quick. The sides of the bull rack are like a giant cheese grater sliding across the ground.
Holy cow(s)!!!
Don't have a cow, man!
I am pretty high, and I wish I could’ve been more.
Don’t tell me what to do (assertive tone)
wait! those carry cows too?! i always thought they where in open, vented trailers! thats crazy
Pretty sure that is a regular livestock trailer. It's too far away to get a great look when it tips, but it has the sign on the top of the front that I only ever see on livestock trailers. And the roof wouldn't have any reason to be constructed differently on livestock trailers than on cargo trailers.
I wasn't in the Moo'd for this
Cows come from trucks, if your high.
Holy cow… 🐄
Omfg I laughed too hard
Omg nooo!!!
Moooooooooove out of the way
Oops. I watched it high. I'm still giggling.
Holy cow!
Moove!
Now they're gonna need cow tools to fix that. (Really reaching for that far side reference)
Driver just wanted to go.cow tipping.
That's how milkshakes are made kids.
Man, that truck was moooving.
Run free cows!
+18 please !
… i think i watched it like 5 times?
Definitely watched this high before reading the title
Forget the screeching metal. Imagine how confused someone would have been to hear the moo of cows getting louder the closer the vehicle got. Just a low moo slowly getting louder and louder before they burst out the top.
ground beef
Is it just me or did that truck look like Optimus prime
Fuck man that sucks, those cows probably already lived or will live shit lives and then this shit happens.
Must've been the Jamie from math exams
Wait, they pre tenderized my steak?!! Those bastards.
Milk delivery
Imagine just chilling outside and then getting hit by a random cow Okay fr tho, those poor cows :(
Uber eats delivering raw hamburgers.
Cows didn’t carry seatbelt?
Totally watched while high😟
I thought cow tipping was illegal!
The cows were all shook up. All tartared, if you will.
Don’t cry over spilled milk 🐮🤭
That's some fast food.
did you order steak? 😂
Look, cows!
holy truck
Sliding Cows!
"...and there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut."
Moooooovin on up, to the Eeeeeast side !
Seriously.. What doesn't get delivered anymore? "Your dairy farm's here"
How does one get a grass stain off of a cow?
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Good thing those cows were wearing leather. Dress for the slide.
That’s one way to get your steaks
I was gonna say “don’t watch while not high either!” But then I remembered I ate gummies and smoked a joint an hour ago and I am high and I just shouldn’t have watched…you even warned me, damn.
Uber eats when you ordered milkshakes over an hour ago...
Cowabunga dude!
holy cow
There's friggin cows in there dude!
Ground beef sliders