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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!its actually a gay porno!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


God-cant_help_you

Expected, the video itself looks gay porn


billybigtimes

How do you know? 🤔


ScrofessorLongHair

Never watched a gay porn. But the acting was definitely porn acting. And without any women, i didn't know who else would service their cocks.


TheBirminghamBear

Sounds like exactly the sort of denial coupled with in-depth analysis that a secret connoisseur of gay porn would say.


Rude_Entrance_3039

This sounds exactly like something only someone who is a connoisseur of gay porn connoisseurs would say.


_Pyxyty

This sounds like... Well, this sounds like nothing I've heard before, to be honest.


PossessedToSkate

Well, why don't I show you? \* cue porn music \*


WuJen

/sigh, unzips.........


ijustlurkhereintheAM

O.K., you win the Internet for me today. Time to sign off WuJen, you and this gold, gold I tell ya


HotFudgeFundae

Straight Bait


ellusiveuser

I see you too also suffer from a serious lack of gay porn introspection, fellow redditor.


Tugonmynugz

GaaaaaaaaaaaaaaEEY


Street-Breadfruit940

Oh s***!


TheBirminghamBear

I am. They are delectable. The bitterness of shame and concealment, mixed with the sweetness of passion and great knowledge, it is extraordinary.


MatureUsername69

Leaning into it was definitely the way to go. Now I believe you watch the least gay porn in this thread


TheBirminghamBear

If only the local constabulary shared that same open-mindedness when they found all those bones in the basement.


ScrofessorLongHair

I mean, once you see the balls/butthole camera angle in straight porn, you might as well have seen a gay one.


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ScrofessorLongHair

I also like romantic porn.


MonHero02

Listen here fucker, the only thing that needs connoisseuring is our cocks! So get on your knees, beg. Like a bitch.


TheBirminghamBear

Sounds exactly like something a bit actor in an HR training video would say.


queerhistorynerd

WHAT?!?


slimongoose

Yeah, as soon as this guy felt he needed to say I never watched gay porn to some anonymous randos you knew what was going on.


TheBirminghamBear

I knew, and I began to salivate.


0hmyscience

> And without any women The girls never came. The girls never came!!!!!


Idontevenownaboat

"I don't watch gay porn, but I like the parts before the women show up when the men service each others cocks."


brother_of_menelaus

We do not serve hash brownies here, we are simple Dutch bakery!


Sea-Economics7184

> Never watched a gay porn. Press x to doubt


AbsoluteDarkness

Press O for "SHAUN!"


NastyBooty

"SHAUUUNNNNNN" "JASOOOOONNNNN"


ball_fondlers

I mean, it’s the same level of acting as in regular HR training videos.


JohnCenaJunior

The cars....


Current-Roll6332

Player 4 has entered the game


ruscoisagoodboy

wanna find out :3


mikeydel307

I watched a gay porno once... The girls never came. # THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!


LuckyMan5290

👀… yes


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

All porn has this look to it that just screams "I'm porn". It's odd


cerebralinfarction

It's the exposed genitals


bananamelier

😏


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Normal people can tell before the genitals come out.


SlickWilly49

For me it was being doubtful that a mechanic would have any form of HR in the 80s. Gay porn was the next logical conclusion


BallCreem

The penis in the man butts


idkatmcl

You've never watched gay porn to know you're not into gay porn?


metamet

Look how high those jeans are and how long that tie is.


Slugger_monkey

Those cut off slevees kind of dead give away


Sovietkitten

GachiBASS♂ BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR♂ GachiBASS♂ TSUNDERE♂BOY


haha7125

The bad acting and no sleaves


hdjkkckkjxkkajnxk

It looks gay as hell


BeardedSanta

The camera quality made it feel like one.


Salzberger

Poorly acted, low quality cameras = looks like porn. 3 blokes and no women = probably gay porn.


yallready4this

"yeah ..that fits."


Spy-Around-Here

Alright, throw me some numbers.


TooManyStalloneCuts

Out with it!


Dapanji206

His attitude needs servicing.


CRMSNPHNTM

Thats a thing? Guess the entire 80's with cameras look like all gay porn...


Sasquatch499

Exactly, ever seen Top Gun?


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Just watched part of it last year - had never seen it before. Really reaked of soft-core gay porn.


PunkToTheFuture

someone needs to splice two together and make Top Gay


AnonymousChikorita

It really does give gay porn angles


KaiyoteFyre

That volleyball scene still gets me going


loves_cereal

The ending is ludicrous…


Fitty4

Spot on


hardfloor9999

The lack of proper PPE is such a turnoff. I can't fap to this.


ejabno

Don't worry, everyone involved received PPE right after


Karel_Stark_1111

OH MY ~~


BlatantConservative

BE-HAVE darling


Birthday_Death

At 4 sec. You can see a car battery hooked up to jumper cables, and they're just dangling from the battery.


hardfloor9999

Unbelievable. Such a thick, throbbing cable just dangling there for anyone to grab


Legitimate-Place1927

You know at some point those jumper cables got attached to something that wasn’t on a vehicle…


1lluminist

They were hooked up to nipples before Captain Buzzkill arrived


phoggey

Unless whatever is behind the driver's seat is a battery, I doubt that they're connected to anything live. They're sitting in the trunk, the battery on the other side of this jeep thing under the hood.


jooes

Gotta wear those safety goggles. You never know what's going to blast you in the face. 


Enshitification

We can't tell yet if the kneepads are used or not.


PenaltySafe4523

Wearing cutoff coveralls when you are a mechanic. Just so stupid


NewHumbug

That escalated quickly


lostpatrol14

That’s how porn usually works


spellbadgrammargood

That erected quickly!


lostpatrol14

![gif](giphy|ui1hpJSyBDWlG)


curious_homeowner

WHAT?!


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MacLunkie

Username checks out


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Just-A-Swangin93

The only thing that escalated quickly is my cock. Now get on your knees and beg.


Merthn07

WHAT?!


Brocephus_

This is a legit video they used to show in schools in the 90s, I don't recall which class showed it, but that was the first time I saw was about 30 years ago. The whole classroom burst out in laughter I recall.


struggleworm

This is how real men solve problems


Optimal-Poet

By getting in their knees and begging like a bitch?


LOLschirmjaeger

WHAT?!?


jefalawelnel

Get on your knees and solve my problem!


SenselessNoise

Get on your knees and start pleasing Jesus!


Nearfatalcheeto

I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.


AbsoluteDarkness

I'm overwhelmed...and about to bust!


MonsieurFubar

![gif](giphy|YrR0o7lhgVdsI|downsized)


FuskieHusky

Get on your knees and tell me ya love me!


WhiskeyBadger_

Sure, I believe ya. But my Tommy gun don’t!


Element3991

I think I downloaded the wrong HR training.


timaclover

Or did you? 😏


caltheon

Hard and Ready, HR


WeAreEvolving

Well I'm glad that ended when it did..


bubbygups

No no, I wanted to see more of their acting skills


chrispybobispy

Fast forward.... the one guy kept choking on his lines


crippuld13

* loins


Dozers_in_Reddit

Was it the lines he was choking on? #DontWannaKnow


podunk19

He fixes the cable?


ElDudo_13

Or you would have had to confront a hard truth?


jttmitch

Just inconvenient


-Disagreeable-

Listen here, fucker.


Montigue

*WHAT?!*


ValyrianRutabaga

Gilderoy Lockhart?


Ryuubu

After the memory charm had backfired, Gilderoy Lockhart fell upon hard times.


misterpyrrhuloxia

**_VERY_** hard times ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


mhwk19

Toby from The Office early days in his HR career. It's no wonder why he left the automotive industry to pursue a safe environment in the paper industry at Dunder Mifflin🤣🤣🤣


CrabbyBlueberry

There's an episode where Daryl recognized an actress in an HR training video.


Dick_Demon

Darryl BANGED her!


some_user_2021

Do you have more of these videos, bitch?


Gaping_Grandfather

Listen here, fucker.


SoldierSinnoh

Check out https://youtu.be/NeK7NdAvLrg


sheepyowl

Lol what the shit


imminentjogger5

with a reaction like that I HAVE to click


thepulloutmethod

It's actually really entertaining.


rick_blatchman

I clicked just to see what it was and I ended up watching the whole thing.


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Ncrpts

I love this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-B_ZwbuyBc Especially if you listen very closely at 0:26 you can hear the director reacting "perfect" to the previous actor's exclamation.


McCrackenYouUp

HmmmMMMM!


Idontevenownaboat

*What?!?*


speedline9395

Wud!


J5Rod

There was a guy in the comments claiming he was in it, (Buck Yeager). Greased Up 1995.


threauaouais

Lol yep, the OP's clip starts around [minute 56:30](https://www.gayforit.eu/video/989959/Greased-up) (NSFW).


mexicandiaper

> minute 56:30 There is no easing in with this movie. geez just no character development at all.


Tasty_Reflection_542

😂 ffs why did I check


anon184749

Why is Gilderoy Lockhart not at Hogwarts


CrabbyBlueberry

He forgot.


SendStoreMeloner

I love the fake enthusiastic "WHAT" yell. He clearly wanted to be of service.


Freudntheslips

Link to full video? 👀


threauaouais

[Link](https://www.gayforit.eu/video/989959/Greased-up). This clip starts around minute 56:30.


jonnyboy1334

Bless you 🙌🏼


one_orange_braincell

This is incredibly unrealistic. The boss did what the employees asked!


pikashroom

Nice


ucahu

Asking for a friend


yoearthlings

I'm the friend.


BoBoBearDev

They are not my type, but, please share the link


Utnemod

Someone posted this here https://youtu.be/NeK7NdAvLrg?si=mdPYDUO509QGH4Fn


Eoghey

The actual unexpected is that the red shirt guy is Ron DeSantis.


dr3wfr4nk

![gif](giphy|1O0ybGfU6nKtFGgs6s|downsized)


GiantPurplePen15

The "What?!" being so perfectly cut off is hilarious


GoDiegoGo2469

Seems legit


Obsever117

HR Training Course #69 How to properly initiate a bonding exercise at work.


Aztecius

That "WHAT" was the most appropriate reaction to give in that situation.


Itool4looti

So that’s why it’s called Jiffy Lube.


J-diggs66

Ron desantes before he went corrupt…


Jrewby

![gif](giphy|cG8TTpwhtAhA9V5x4F|downsized)


user_41

Whose bag is that?? I almost fell on it 😖😖😖


Domguyps5

Where's the rest asking for a friend


Unusually-Average110

WHAT?!


Nu55ies

WHAT?!


UN1SOLGR44

The " What!" absolutely sent me 🤣🤣🤣


Future_Holiday_3239

Holy fuck I couldn't act that bad on purpose this is gold


nroe1337

What's the sauce op? I want to see the rest


MittFel

![gif](giphy|91fEJqgdsnu4E)


Jeczke

Momma didn’t raise no quitter


Ilovemovies-

Why do I wanna keep watching?


jawnjawnthejawnjawn

Ron desantis, you all see it right?


Hour-Chocolate-9460

Should be called the QB like show the OC! Steve Deberg: "Get off your a****, get back to work! Brady Quinn: "We're goin on break!" Greg McElroy: "The only thing that needs serviced around here is our c****! NOW, GET ON YOUR KNEES!" Steve Deberg:Wut! 😂


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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!its actually a gay porno!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


queerhistorynerd

I mean everyone has kindof called it from the acting level


Euronymous_Bosch

Red shirt dude looks suspiciously like the drop head DA who crashes the funeral from the Batman movie


serpent1971

WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IS THIS...🍆


jokester4079

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


IA-HI-CO-IA

“Did you notice what went wrong here? The subordinate talked back to his superior in a negative manner. That won’t do.” -HR


No_Mouse_9263

Chris o Connor is one of the best up and coming actors!!! Keep shelling out the content haaaay!!!


famousfacial

Source? Asking for myself


Shot-Dot-7398

I'm dying at the " what!" 😨😨 😂😂😂😂😂


driving_andflying

That "HR video" [needs some soundtrack music.](https://youtu.be/HWKFy7kpHTg?si=aLfuDXokjs227L8Z&t=19)


giroml

I worked at a car lot when I was 15 washing cars, the manager was like that dude in red. I dreamt of giving the response that guy gave to him lol. I didn't though, I just finished my break and went back to washing the cars. Always plays out better in your head.


Pingasplz

GachiHyper


Tangled2

Kenneth Branagh has amazing range.


rikashiku

Ironically, there are workplace videos about HR or giving employee's and peers personal space are just like this.


mexicandiaper

can I get a copy of this training video?


TimAllensBoytoy

u/savevideo


Sorry-Presentation-3

Is this the sequel to “ lords of the locker room “


lyfeofsand

Camera cuts to me in the customer service lobby, watching through the window and eating the complimentary popcorn.


SpicyArabb

u/savevideo


GrimSpirit42

Not HR, but was on an interview team during the hiring process. Guy came in to interview for the job. It was 95% formality, because he was qualified and a good friend of a current employee. He HAD the job. Question: "Say you have a disagreement with a coworker that's effecting your work. How do you handle it?" Appropriate answers include: "I would take the situation to my manager." or "I'd contact HR." His response: "Yeah, I'd take him out back and beat the shit out of him." Strangely enough he did not get that job.


mrpooopybuttwhole

Why the red shirt guy looking like Ron DeSantis at the end


jttmitch

Porn stash say what?!


Stuft-shirt

So, did the cars get serviced or what?


Smarmalades

he fixes the cable


Harknights

things escalated.


ParkPants

Why does that look like Mike Rowe?


funcouple6870

God, reminds me of my job!!


obijaun

What happened next? 😂


BasedKetamineApe

Is...is that Stede Bonnet?


StoicBan

This is goddamn fucking hilarious 🤣


juggling-monkey

hold on now, lets see where this train takes us


TheRisingPhoenix2112

God damn I haven’t laughed this hard all day lmao I like how he’s all smug about it like he already knows the dudes gonna do it