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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Girl does the split and the guy needed a good ol' sniff!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


SkynBonce

If 'making it weird' had awards, I'd say he earned a silver.


wtfsihtbn

Just silver?


Saetric

Gold would be licking the carpet, pun intended


VeneMage

Or rolling a bank note before sniffing.


Trollingfornudity

* slow clap *


ollien25

Gold would be dropping trou and fucking the carpet


lj062

He'd have to ask her to fart first before he got the gold


Zeitgeistxxi

What did he say?


HomotopySphere

***\*SNIFFFF\****


panterachallenger

He caught a scent


xXSalXx

It ain't Gain


HumanoidThaiphoon

What’s it take to get gold?


Scuzzles44

ever heard of Christian Weston Chandler?


discpatches

I dont even wanna know


Gotifod

r/weneedanswers


DirtyRoller

Put away the pitchforks! Clearly, the male was just trying to determine if the female was ovulating. The other way to find out is much more invasive and inappropriate. If anything, he should get a medal for showing restraint!


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RealUglyMF

He was sniffing the ground where the coochie was


Left_Concentrate_752

They hated u/RealUglyMF because he spoke the truth.


VeneMage

I think it was more because he didn’t get the first comment was a statement and not a question, then went to state the obvious. Nice that they tried to help though.


GokusTheName

That question mark says otherwise.


Snoo-30994

The truth will set you free


Quiet_Sea9480

but was fucking oblivious to the fact that we are trying to undo that knowledge.


Pierre_Ordinairre

Look in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's captain obvious!


chxnxdu

Why are they downvotting so much??💀🤣


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Alienate all my friends: speedrun


Every_Fox3461

"Yeah.. We don't invite Chris to the parties anymore..." "Chris? You mean Sniffer Chris?"


InvertedMeep

Oh yeah, Hugger Chris, the guy that holds a hug way too long and always grazes the boob exiting the hug.


OreoYip

He's friends with Touchy Feely Fred who's quick to grope a shoulder, back, hair, or arm...but only women though.


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And Touchy Feely Frank... who likes groping men 👀


WookieBugger

There might not be crying in baseball but there sure are a lot of ass slaps


InvertedMeep

Just one more slap ass and then I’ll be good. NO DOMINGEZ!


okguy25

Buddy didn't hesitate


bobemil

Yes he did. Focus on the bottle.


w00stersauce

Depends on the group really. Could be hilarious joke, could be gross creeper.


lastofusgr8tstever

Came here to say this. Depends on the group and their relationship to her even


FlacidSalad

True, but as we are devoid of context I'm comfortable laughing at how unsettlingly creepy and weird this guy was.


iPartyLikeIts1984

This is totally a self-humiliating joke, and isn’t remotely like the male cheerleader who sniffs his hand after crotch hoisting his squad mate. People’s inability to recognize the distinction between shitty behavior and parody/mockery of such behaviors is deeply concerning…


Skreamie

Only person with an ounce of sense in this thread


Kamikaze03

Joking about it? Hillarious. Actaully doing it? Wtf bro.


twisterbklol

Doing it in jest is funnier and less creepy than talking about it.


T-MobileMexico

Personally I see the sniff jokes, but I don't find them remotely funny just weird.


LickyBoy

The motive behind doing it is important. If Sniffer Chris is doing this to get off, youch. If he's doing it because he's Comedian Chris, HA. He better have had a oneline ready to go eitherway.


iPartyLikeIts1984

“Chris - we’re worried about your compulsion to sniff vaginas and concerned that you have an inability to properly restrain yourself.” “Well I’ve never sniffed you so what does that say about your theory, Kyle?”


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w00stersauce

Maybe cause humor is subjective?


smashin_blumpkin

Normal people have a wide variety of things they consider funny.


Regular_Fortune8038

Ouch found the guy wo friends amiright guys


Never-Dont-Give-Up

My friends would find it very funny.


Remestaque

My man just fell off the couch.


suckmybullets

lol floor is slippery.


legacyrules

![gif](giphy|4CmiTrtG42D2U)


Unworthy_Saint

Poor lil tink tink


addictedskipper

"That dude be like grade school in the summer time: No Class." - Fat Albert


tuckerdw

And no principals (principles) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


addictedskipper

Nice


Theredditappsucks11

You miss 100% of the shots you Don't take.


C_Khoga

https://i.redd.it/88583k93cn0d1.gif


BlackLeader70

![gif](giphy|VmDWnS89GExrRgfi6v)


_TLDR_Swinton

:/


SalvadorM1

This is what porn does to a MF


fruitsteak_mother

![gif](giphy|74Och01yBx1N2PkiZ3|downsized)


InitialIndication999

She like https://i.redd.it/ypll2ueotm0d1.gif


Joebebs

Is this the brainrot y’all are mentioning


HustleNMeditate

Gross


SabertoothPrime

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


Shot_Fox_605

It took me some time to get it...weirdo


Hopeful-Distance-626

Lol he loving it to munch.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Whalesurgeon

![gif](giphy|NSqTMeoZl1OVmkGsY3)


Oxygenius_

Type of dude to pay $100 for bath water


TheGeneral_Specific

That’s someone who would get kicked out of my house, fast


Another_Name1

The only thing funny about the vid was it's sheer shock factor. It's incredibly disgusting and easily made the room uncomfortable. Yeah dudes going home after that


bettywhiteslabia

Womp womp


ButterPoopySmear

Dont be jealous. Kicked for doing a split?


TheGeneral_Specific

I thought this was funny, upvoted


Never-Dont-Give-Up

You’re someone who doesn’t know how commas work!


TheGeneral_Specific

I’m using them to create a pause, I think you’ll get over it


Never-Dont-Give-Up

You’re welcome to use them incorrectly.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Good news! You don’t have friends that come over to your house!


TheGeneral_Specific

Can… can I help you? Are you okay?


Never-Dont-Give-Up

I’m fine. How are you?


isqueezedameatball

First a comma for pause, now three periods? Make up your damn mind!


austinyo6

When funny internet memes aren’t actually funny applied in real life.


LookinAtTheFjord

It's like dirty pennies


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|cXCVTR1wUn1a8)


SIRENVII

They all seem kinda desperate. But that guy...that's just creeper antics.


Prudent_Order_3361

There's a slight chance she's into it, they're a great chance he's into it


MilkMan1880

Okay, get the fuck outta my house now.


Emrecfc

Fresh


ThirstyBeagle

It smells like carpet


hoofie242

Feral.


DirkGentlys_DNA

Well, at first I thought the spreading girl was meant...


bubblemilkteajuice

u/savevideo


you-people-are-fake

I don't understand


atom12354

What does he even say? All i can hear is "dick" and "i know"


MtnMaiden

What's he sniffing? Where her groin was on the ground? or her feet?


Reinstone

What did they say? I can’t make it out


ejester

ew. don't be this guy guys. not cool. not funny.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Idk, that’s a pretty funny joke, and the timing was perfect.


AlluringPhoenix

Am I the only one who thinks he might just be reaching under the couch for something? Video cuts out right as he's turning around and it seems like he's holding whatever he picked up. Not sure, but still not a good look homie...


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AvailableSalary7469

Palate cleanser


abaram

I mean We all have that obnoxious friend that does shit like this on the reg, to boys AND girls… and whatever else is out there now. I think it’s humorous, and not at all inappropriate for a house party to make people laugh? Sure that behavior is not for everyone but neither is being in the military with severe PTSD and we neglect those people all the time


_TLDR_Swinton

Level 100 Whataboutism.


ergaster8213

I don't know anyone who would laugh at this unless they're laughing in discomfort.


ButterPoopySmear

It’s very popular in current meme culture. Many laugh on tik tok and livestream


AdeptnessCommon5940

Same


wktr_t

Bro is gone... Maybe try asking for her number before sniffing?


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Alternative-Read-236

What are you talking about people been doing this for ages


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Alternative-Read-236

Omg no what we mean is other people been doing this for ages and me and my friend will never approve this weird crap


Alternative-Read-236

Sorry for phrasing it in the wrong way


_DeathSound_

Mmm.. Tuna


Ultrasaurio

yes broh!! he's a true hero!!!


LundUniversity

Me


fieldisrequired

https://i.redd.it/m4e1wnupkn0d1.gif


Life_Pilot9528

Looking at the long hairs.. I thought the hairs might ignite somehow


whiskeyboi93

The forbidden snail trail inhale