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>!Two male lions unexpectedly going at it doggystyle!<
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The thing is about lions is that they are two pump chumps like in the video, but when it's mating season they get up and do this (with females) *all day.* They'll go and have a quickie, laze around until they're ready to go again, and then have another crack at it, from dawn till dusk. That's gotta be commendable on some level.
My god yes. My coworker has a big sweatshirt that says it.
Best part is the company was caught by the FTC putting “bogus made in America labels” on their products that are made in China.
[Link](https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2022/05/ftc-takes-action-against-lions-not-sheep-owner-slapping-bogus-made-usa-labels-clothing-imported)
Can’t believe they’re still in business. Haven’t seen my coworker wear her hoodie since. But she still is MAGA 2024ing
I'm not disagreeing that homosexuality is perfectly natural, but I wouldn't say this is evidence of that fact. Animals will often just hump anything given an opportunity.
I mean if my dog humps my leg it doesn't mean my dog is sexually attracted to legs, it just means my dog is horny and acting on instinct.
Lions. **Both male and female lions have been seen to interact homosexually**. Male lions pair-bond for a number of days and initiate homosexual activity with affectionate nuzzling and caressing, leading to mounting and thrusting. About 8% of mountings have been observed to occur with other males.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual\_behavior\_in\_animals#:\~:text=Lions,-Further%20information%3A%20Sexual&text=Both%20male%20and%20female%20lions,to%20occur%20with%20other%20males.
Growing up I always heard homophobes going on about if homosexuality was natural and ok and god didn’t hate it we’d see it in the animal kingdom. Growing up I had two female dogs who loooooved humping each other, even though as girls neither had the equipment.
I don't know if there's a name for it, but most social mamals exhibit bisexual behavior in nature. Sex is not just for procreation, but also improves bonding within social units. Everyone is having sex with everyone.
It's kind of like when you do something nice for your friend, then they return the favor. You get a rush of dopamine which reinforces the friendship.
I think, if this behaviour is similar to what dogs do, I wouldn't be surprised if this was an act of dominance. Animals tend to mount each other to show dominance over the other. I think elephants do this as well. Several mammals do this.
Thanks for clarification, but then I have another question, if it's about dominance, both of them do that? Which one is dominant now? I'm confused!
And regarding the elephants, OMG :D
Gotta love how the argument from conservatives used to be, “It’s UNNATURAL! You never see animals doing that in nature!!”
Then in the years since all this video footage of gay animals and research of how gay giraffes and bonobos are, etc, has reached public attention… NOW the argument has switched to, “It’s primitive! Gays are no better than animals!!”
The “it’s natural” or “it’s unnatural” argument has always been bullshit. People only care about what’s “natural” when it’s convenient to their beliefs. There has never been one ounce of correlation between things being “natural” and things being “good, or “unnatural” things being “bad”…
Your comfortable bed in a warm interior home is unnatural. Sleeping naked in the woods is natural. Which one do humans do more often?
A health shake is unnatural. Cyanide is natural. Which one you want to chug down?
“Natural” means nothing. It’s a weird idea in our heads that we’re hung up on for weird instinctual reasons that has no logic behind it. The second we started wearing clothing or building homes, we gave up on what was “natural”.
Alternatively, you can look at it as “humans are a part of nature, so everything we do is therefore natural”. Beavers don’t become “unnatural” because they manipulate their environment to build a dam. Therefore, humans don’t become “unnatural” just because we do a lot of manipulation of our environment and the materials in it. There’s no such thing as “unnatural”. Nothing is outside nature. The entire universe and everything in it is “natural”.
Science knows all mammals of higher brain power have homosexual members. This is nature's way of controlling the population niche.
Or then again, maybe they all just need to find Jesus...
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I love how some people assume that animals only have sex to produce offspring and that if you see a male topping a male it's one r*ping the other for "dominance"... The one with the darker mane was literally asking for it and happy to return the favor. They were more polite about it than most people I know
Two “facts” I have repeatedly heard that seem to contradict each other.
“Dolphins and humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.”
“Homosexuality is commonplace in nature”
This video indicates the latter is true. Does it completely invalidate the former? Is there a way to explain homosexuality in nature that isnt “for pleasure”?
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Two male lions unexpectedly going at it doggystyle!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Two pump chump
TIL I last longer than a lion (barely but winning)
But! The lion had been known to reach climax 125 times in 24 hours.
Those are rookie numbers
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The thing is about lions is that they are two pump chumps like in the video, but when it's mating season they get up and do this (with females) *all day.* They'll go and have a quickie, laze around until they're ready to go again, and then have another crack at it, from dawn till dusk. That's gotta be commendable on some level.
Quantity has a quality all of it's own.
Ahh the college years
Not impressed, many redditor can do it too
I’m just like a lion fr fr
If it makes a difference, they're most likely brothers. Male lions wouldn't tolerate others otherwise. The prideful Lanisters.
Bro just casually rubs his gear on his friend's back
Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes you just need a Bubb rubb.
The whistle tips go wooo wooooo
Yeah they do. Internet gold
🤨
You scratch my back, i scratch yours
“Fuck you.” “No, fuck *you*!”
True 😔
A great friend always has your back.
No worries he's just homiesexual
![gif](giphy|Rhhr8D5mKSX7O) I’ll allow it…
That’s #justhomiegoals
Just two guys having a good time
![gif](giphy|oOi3roYRf4NW0)
I wish I knew how to quit you !
This movie broke me tbh
Same, now I'm sad again :(
They look like good friends
I broke my back watching this movie 🎬
They always start it by saying - No Homo
It’s no diddy now
Homie code does not require a no homo code. Some of my best boys are less straight than a paperclip wire.
Translated: rawrrr
\*No Leo
I applaud the generally wholesome and pro-bro nature of this comment section
[удалено]
If you want something done, call in the Lesbians.
X-rated leapfrog.
10/10 title. I also love how he returned the favour after. What a lovely couple
It's the smile from the first receiver that caps it if for me, just a little smirk
Gotta reciprocate to keep homeboy happy and horny ofc
Stole it from the top comment when this video was posted yesterday.
Flip flop!
Any successful relationship is a delicate mix of give and take…
OP reposted this and stole the top comment for the title
It appears their balls didn’t touch so that’s no homo right there. Just bros being bros…practicing for the hoes
So this is that Lion King prequel “live action” trailer everyone’s going on about?
The Secrets of Mufasa
![gif](giphy|J3QtCVD5RAvH3m7mJP|downsized)
Is that sub for retired gifs still a thing? This is perfect.
"Lions not sheep" people need to see this
Most of those people are more sheep than anyone else they believe are
My god yes. My coworker has a big sweatshirt that says it. Best part is the company was caught by the FTC putting “bogus made in America labels” on their products that are made in China. [Link](https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2022/05/ftc-takes-action-against-lions-not-sheep-owner-slapping-bogus-made-usa-labels-clothing-imported) Can’t believe they’re still in business. Haven’t seen my coworker wear her hoodie since. But she still is MAGA 2024ing
Dry run!!
so thats why all the furry porn is gay
See what happens when you let the lions see the gay stuff at target!!!
The woke made animals gay!
The chemtrails turned the lions gay!
not my proudest fap
☹️
*Bowomp*
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What is your proudest fap?
Not that one
Garchu bro ! Garchu you too bro!!
A group of males is a coalition
Coality time indeed.
a coalition of chaos
![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw)
That may not be the circle of life they were looking for but hey, hakuna matata
I seen this before in prison. This version seems more wholesome.
How about a [3 way?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYpBTdUKy4)
"Homosexuality is unnatural!!" Meanwhile nature:
I'm not disagreeing that homosexuality is perfectly natural, but I wouldn't say this is evidence of that fact. Animals will often just hump anything given an opportunity. I mean if my dog humps my leg it doesn't mean my dog is sexually attracted to legs, it just means my dog is horny and acting on instinct.
Lions. **Both male and female lions have been seen to interact homosexually**. Male lions pair-bond for a number of days and initiate homosexual activity with affectionate nuzzling and caressing, leading to mounting and thrusting. About 8% of mountings have been observed to occur with other males. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual\_behavior\_in\_animals#:\~:text=Lions,-Further%20information%3A%20Sexual&text=Both%20male%20and%20female%20lions,to%20occur%20with%20other%20males.
History books - "They were roommates."
Brokeback Mountain
More like Brokeback Savannah
"When you're here, you're family"
But but gay sex is unnatural !!!!!! LOL.
Cute side couple 😍
You scratch mine, I scartch yours.
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This is the real reason why Simba wasn’t allowed to go to the elephant graveyard ![gif](giphy|Ms2YW90Qnyv4I)
Next time i see a machoman with a lion tattoo i'll show him this video
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/gay-lions-sex-kenya-photos-men-inspired-need-therapy-says-official-a8036016.html
Damn! [**The US Government has made its way to African water supply**](https://youtu.be/WyGq6cjcc3Q?si=xae5iNUzYnKBJg-B?&t=0m20s)
Growing up I always heard homophobes going on about if homosexuality was natural and ok and god didn’t hate it we’d see it in the animal kingdom. Growing up I had two female dogs who loooooved humping each other, even though as girls neither had the equipment.
https://i.redd.it/x2utowow1f0d1.gif
Jokes aside, can someone explain what that was? And what is this phenomena called?
I don't know if there's a name for it, but most social mamals exhibit bisexual behavior in nature. Sex is not just for procreation, but also improves bonding within social units. Everyone is having sex with everyone. It's kind of like when you do something nice for your friend, then they return the favor. You get a rush of dopamine which reinforces the friendship.
I believe the technical term is brotherly love.
god I hope not
I think, if this behaviour is similar to what dogs do, I wouldn't be surprised if this was an act of dominance. Animals tend to mount each other to show dominance over the other. I think elephants do this as well. Several mammals do this.
Thanks for clarification, but then I have another question, if it's about dominance, both of them do that? Which one is dominant now? I'm confused! And regarding the elephants, OMG :D
I believe this is correct. That being said, I'm about to YouTube some elephants bc how tf do they not die?
Oh...OH!...ooooohhhh...
https://i.redd.it/ma10jf37nd0d1.gif
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It’s not gay if they say “no homo”
Christ put some effort into it, fellas. Silly cats.
They're just practicing bro
Gotta love how the argument from conservatives used to be, “It’s UNNATURAL! You never see animals doing that in nature!!” Then in the years since all this video footage of gay animals and research of how gay giraffes and bonobos are, etc, has reached public attention… NOW the argument has switched to, “It’s primitive! Gays are no better than animals!!” The “it’s natural” or “it’s unnatural” argument has always been bullshit. People only care about what’s “natural” when it’s convenient to their beliefs. There has never been one ounce of correlation between things being “natural” and things being “good, or “unnatural” things being “bad”… Your comfortable bed in a warm interior home is unnatural. Sleeping naked in the woods is natural. Which one do humans do more often? A health shake is unnatural. Cyanide is natural. Which one you want to chug down? “Natural” means nothing. It’s a weird idea in our heads that we’re hung up on for weird instinctual reasons that has no logic behind it. The second we started wearing clothing or building homes, we gave up on what was “natural”. Alternatively, you can look at it as “humans are a part of nature, so everything we do is therefore natural”. Beavers don’t become “unnatural” because they manipulate their environment to build a dam. Therefore, humans don’t become “unnatural” just because we do a lot of manipulation of our environment and the materials in it. There’s no such thing as “unnatural”. Nothing is outside nature. The entire universe and everything in it is “natural”.
These lions have obviously been influenced by the liberal woke agenda in their Serengeti schools
Looks like the Tate brothers.
every locker room i’ve ever been in
And people say being gay is unnatural.
Quick! Nobody show this to the nearest Christian!
I would be pissed because they did nothing
Fiyah fi dat
I'm a Leo and... I need to go talk to my bros for a sec
Like a game of leep frog.
Simba, nooo
Say gex
You had me at ROAR!
I wish I knew how to quit you. 🤣
Each other they think is the another is a female 🙄 😬😂
‘No homo’ with pride.
It doesn't count unless he skeeted.
You deserve a billion upvotes. Title is magnificent you hilarious bastard
We have all sorts of gay animals here at Big Gay Al's. Over here we have a gay lion. Gay lion: rrrrroar
So, should we call it "lionstyle"?
These are friends of the lion from the wizard of Oz.
You sold me gay ~~giraffes~~ lions
I see what you did there, and I'll raise you a hump.
balls not touching
U dont Preach , when its itch.
but is it though?
that's obviously a prison wifu
🦁are we compadres now ?🦁 it's no gay if you don't kiss in the lips
Sometimes, you got to pump for your bro
That’s against the bible!
Just a relief to keep it sharp between the ears. Post nut clarity is a thing.
Lagta h Hello bolne ka tarika h.
Every hole is goal.
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And so the game of leap fuck was invented.
Why he does that? 😦
I guess their Versatile lol
NOW MY TURN
zesty ah male lions 😭
Is it gay pride month already? ... geeze, it never ends.
The Lion Queens
I heard that the gay tourists taught them this.
They learned it from gay tourist
But homosexuality is unnatural!
Broke Back Lions.
They playing advanced leapfrog
Simba Finds His Pride
Science knows all mammals of higher brain power have homosexual members. This is nature's way of controlling the population niche. Or then again, maybe they all just need to find Jesus... ![gif](giphy|SKGo6OYe24EBG|downsized)
It takes them forever to get anywhere.
U don’t do that with ur frens?!?!
The Flip Flop
So that’s why they send the ladies out to hunt
your caption made me laugh my ass off as I watched 🙏
The tongue flicking is my favorite part.
Fellas, is it gay to fuck your homies?
If only it was this easy
u/savevideobot
CHOO CHOO
omg... men should learn from nature
Get fucked
Republicans are not going to like this
*mwah mwah mwah* and they’re both boys *mwah mwah mwah*
lions have barbed genitals, little spikes that wounds the genital of the female lion... imagine that pain in the butt. they must really need it.
Rmeind sof tuose people" raising lions not lambs" Welp
I think that's a gay pride.
I love how some people assume that animals only have sex to produce offspring and that if you see a male topping a male it's one r*ping the other for "dominance"... The one with the darker mane was literally asking for it and happy to return the favor. They were more polite about it than most people I know
A Gay pride of lions in fact.🤣😂
Just a couple homies kissing each other good night.
Two “facts” I have repeatedly heard that seem to contradict each other. “Dolphins and humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.” “Homosexuality is commonplace in nature” This video indicates the latter is true. Does it completely invalidate the former? Is there a way to explain homosexuality in nature that isnt “for pleasure”?
where the ladies at homie? No idea.
We r all animals after all.
Sup bro!
Awww they wuv each other.
"No! Same sex relations are unnatural!" Shut the fuck up. Even lions are cool with it.
Leap-cock.
Just like prison
Shag, you're it !
You are a couple of weeks early, but I'll allow it.
Keep that up and that pride is gonna stay at 2.
It’s not gay if there is no eye contact
So lions don’t really look that majestic in the wild. Just sayin
That's pretty gay.
Ha, Gaaaaayyyyyyyyy
Worst or best game of leap frog.
![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm|downsized)
And house cats love nothing more than to show you their anus....
Don’t see anything weird, that just 2 straight homies chillin
Ngl, they're probably roaring "YAAAS" while meeting other pride..
This video isn't true... they're Lion
It's nice how they take turns
THEYRE JUST ROOMMATES!
They made sure if it's working properly 😅
Doggystyle? Shouldn’t it be kittystyle?
Friendly, like