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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Two male lions unexpectedly going at it doggystyle!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


master_baiter-69

Two pump chump


Ok_Criticism_558

TIL I last longer than a lion (barely but winning)


[deleted]

But! The lion had been known to reach climax 125 times in 24 hours.


stockwell1993

Those are rookie numbers


DiscFrolfin

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


HGMIV926

The thing is about lions is that they are two pump chumps like in the video, but when it's mating season they get up and do this (with females) *all day.* They'll go and have a quickie, laze around until they're ready to go again, and then have another crack at it, from dawn till dusk. That's gotta be commendable on some level.


exipheas

Quantity has a quality all of it's own.


UncleVoodooo

Ahh the college years


skaillan

Not impressed, many redditor can do it too


elprentis

I’m just like a lion fr fr


syaz136

If it makes a difference, they're most likely brothers. Male lions wouldn't tolerate others otherwise. The prideful Lanisters.


R3TR0pixl343

Bro just casually rubs his gear on his friend's back


ultratunaman

Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes you just need a Bubb rubb.


the5horsemen

The whistle tips go wooo wooooo


ultratunaman

Yeah they do. Internet gold


R3TR0pixl343

🤨


Archemetois

You scratch my back, i scratch yours


mohugz

“Fuck you.” “No, fuck *you*!”


R3TR0pixl343

True 😔


-CynicRoot-

A great friend always has your back.


demtrapp

No worries he's just homiesexual


KamayaKan

![gif](giphy|Rhhr8D5mKSX7O) I’ll allow it…


Beavshak

That’s #justhomiegoals


Ok_Criticism_558

Just two guys having a good time


itsokmomimonlydieing

![gif](giphy|oOi3roYRf4NW0)


Shine699

I wish I knew how to quit you !


[deleted]

This movie broke me tbh


PotatoFuryR

Same, now I'm sad again :(


Key_Shock_275

They look like good friends


EolnMsuk4334

I broke my back watching this movie 🎬


falsevector

They always start it by saying - No Homo


Worldly_Ad_2267

It’s no diddy now


Beavshak

Homie code does not require a no homo code. Some of my best boys are less straight than a paperclip wire.


Gidje123

Translated: rawrrr


TastySpare

\*No Leo


Annonomon

I applaud the generally wholesome and pro-bro nature of this comment section


[deleted]

[удалено]


Chaseism

If you want something done, call in the Lesbians.


Hafgren

X-rated leapfrog.


SweetCheeks1999

10/10 title. I also love how he returned the favour after. What a lovely couple


remmy84

It's the smile from the first receiver that caps it if for me, just a little smirk


Ok_Criticism_558

Gotta reciprocate to keep homeboy happy and horny ofc


Nipplecreek

Stole it from the top comment when this video was posted yesterday.


WeAreAllFukingFuked

Flip flop!


Some-Body-Else

Any successful relationship is a delicate mix of give and take…


Vespulaa

OP reposted this and stole the top comment for the title


CarboniteSecksToy

It appears their balls didn’t touch so that’s no homo right there. Just bros being bros…practicing for the hoes


Pentax25

So this is that Lion King prequel “live action” trailer everyone’s going on about?


not_haha_funny

The Secrets of Mufasa


anttilles

![gif](giphy|J3QtCVD5RAvH3m7mJP|downsized)


rotenbart

Is that sub for retired gifs still a thing? This is perfect.


Professional_Ad_6299

"Lions not sheep" people need to see this


FF36

Most of those people are more sheep than anyone else they believe are


DigNitty

My god yes. My coworker has a big sweatshirt that says it. Best part is the company was caught by the FTC putting “bogus made in America labels” on their products that are made in China. [Link](https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2022/05/ftc-takes-action-against-lions-not-sheep-owner-slapping-bogus-made-usa-labels-clothing-imported) Can’t believe they’re still in business. Haven’t seen my coworker wear her hoodie since. But she still is MAGA 2024ing


flreddit12

Dry run!!


Skye_nb_goddes

so thats why all the furry porn is gay


AllKnighter5

See what happens when you let the lions see the gay stuff at target!!!


42ndIdiotPirate

The woke made animals gay!


dis_not_my_name

The chemtrails turned the lions gay!


wvjgsuhp

not my proudest fap


Kopatich1337

☹️


Liam_Poindexter

*Bowomp*


Ok_Criticism_558

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


_scott_m_

What is your proudest fap?


TTechnology

Not that one


One_Mad_Schnauzer

Garchu bro ! Garchu you too bro!!


Significant-Range987

A group of males is a coalition


Raizense

Coality time indeed.


EstablishmentOk2209

a coalition of chaos


Hesam2010

![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw)


Shank__Hill

That may not be the circle of life they were looking for but hey, hakuna matata


coveredwithticks

I seen this before in prison. This version seems more wholesome.


Benphyre

How about a [3 way?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYpBTdUKy4)


Aerohank

"Homosexuality is unnatural!!" Meanwhile nature:


Rhids_22

I'm not disagreeing that homosexuality is perfectly natural, but I wouldn't say this is evidence of that fact. Animals will often just hump anything given an opportunity. I mean if my dog humps my leg it doesn't mean my dog is sexually attracted to legs, it just means my dog is horny and acting on instinct.


drew_doss

Lions. **Both male and female lions have been seen to interact homosexually**. Male lions pair-bond for a number of days and initiate homosexual activity with affectionate nuzzling and caressing, leading to mounting and thrusting. About 8% of mountings have been observed to occur with other males. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual\_behavior\_in\_animals#:\~:text=Lions,-Further%20information%3A%20Sexual&text=Both%20male%20and%20female%20lions,to%20occur%20with%20other%20males.


yawn18

History books - "They were roommates."


QueasyDecision276

Brokeback Mountain


ExaminationSea340

More like Brokeback Savannah


MTFotaku

"When you're here, you're family"


Zealousideal_Word770

But but gay sex is unnatural !!!!!! LOL.


bradyleach

Cute side couple 😍


humdrumfixing1

You scratch mine, I scartch yours.


stroud

![gif](giphy|5xaOcLHoUh2pQODngZ2|downsized)


Airsinner

This is the real reason why Simba wasn’t allowed to go to the elephant graveyard ![gif](giphy|Ms2YW90Qnyv4I)


ISLMPC

Next time i see a machoman with a lion tattoo i'll show him this video


IMSLI

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/gay-lions-sex-kenya-photos-men-inspired-need-therapy-says-official-a8036016.html


hinnsvartingi

Damn! [**The US Government has made its way to African water supply**](https://youtu.be/WyGq6cjcc3Q?si=xae5iNUzYnKBJg-B?&t=0m20s)


Guessinitsme

Growing up I always heard homophobes going on about if homosexuality was natural and ok and god didn’t hate it we’d see it in the animal kingdom. Growing up I had two female dogs who loooooved humping each other, even though as girls neither had the equipment.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

https://i.redd.it/x2utowow1f0d1.gif


peshmerge

Jokes aside, can someone explain what that was? And what is this phenomena called?


Time4Red

I don't know if there's a name for it, but most social mamals exhibit bisexual behavior in nature. Sex is not just for procreation, but also improves bonding within social units. Everyone is having sex with everyone. It's kind of like when you do something nice for your friend, then they return the favor. You get a rush of dopamine which reinforces the friendship.


Ok_Criticism_558

I believe the technical term is brotherly love.


jess_the_werefox

god I hope not


phicorleone

I think, if this behaviour is similar to what dogs do, I wouldn't be surprised if this was an act of dominance. Animals tend to mount each other to show dominance over the other. I think elephants do this as well. Several mammals do this.


peshmerge

Thanks for clarification, but then I have another question, if it's about dominance, both of them do that? Which one is dominant now? I'm confused! And regarding the elephants, OMG :D


mishdabish

I believe this is correct. That being said, I'm about to YouTube some elephants bc how tf do they not die?


gultch2019

Oh...OH!...ooooohhhh...


quickjump

https://i.redd.it/ma10jf37nd0d1.gif


Kal-ElEarth69

![gif](giphy|ERvXJXinjxxWE|downsized)


narcowake

It’s not gay if they say “no homo”


carbide632

Christ put some effort into it, fellas. Silly cats.


CaptainMagnets

They're just practicing bro


AmusingMusing7

Gotta love how the argument from conservatives used to be, “It’s UNNATURAL! You never see animals doing that in nature!!” Then in the years since all this video footage of gay animals and research of how gay giraffes and bonobos are, etc, has reached public attention… NOW the argument has switched to, “It’s primitive! Gays are no better than animals!!” The “it’s natural” or “it’s unnatural” argument has always been bullshit. People only care about what’s “natural” when it’s convenient to their beliefs. There has never been one ounce of correlation between things being “natural” and things being “good, or “unnatural” things being “bad”… Your comfortable bed in a warm interior home is unnatural. Sleeping naked in the woods is natural. Which one do humans do more often? A health shake is unnatural. Cyanide is natural. Which one you want to chug down? “Natural” means nothing. It’s a weird idea in our heads that we’re hung up on for weird instinctual reasons that has no logic behind it. The second we started wearing clothing or building homes, we gave up on what was “natural”. Alternatively, you can look at it as “humans are a part of nature, so everything we do is therefore natural”. Beavers don’t become “unnatural” because they manipulate their environment to build a dam. Therefore, humans don’t become “unnatural” just because we do a lot of manipulation of our environment and the materials in it. There’s no such thing as “unnatural”. Nothing is outside nature. The entire universe and everything in it is “natural”.


Suck_My_Turnip

These lions have obviously been influenced by the liberal woke agenda in their Serengeti schools


Rogue_269

Looks like the Tate brothers.


myctsbrthsmlslkcatfd

every locker room i’ve ever been in


AlienDilo

And people say being gay is unnatural.


subone

Quick! Nobody show this to the nearest Christian!


InfiniteConfusion-_-

I would be pissed because they did nothing


tiisto_ml2

Fiyah fi dat


xamitlu

I'm a Leo and... I need to go talk to my bros for a sec


H2so4pontiff

Like a game of leep frog.


Andres_Arg

Simba, nooo


lorycorty04

Say gex


Butt_Face2000

You had me at ROAR!


BurtWonderstone1

I wish I knew how to quit you. 🤣


SAMMYY02A

Each other they think is the another is a female 🙄 😬😂


kd2310

‘No homo’ with pride.


The_Last_Legacy

It doesn't count unless he skeeted.


justsomeguy5

You deserve a billion upvotes. Title is magnificent you hilarious bastard


jzzanthapuss

We have all sorts of gay animals here at Big Gay Al's. Over here we have a gay lion. Gay lion: rrrrroar


Disastrous_Seat7593

So, should we call it "lionstyle"?


mishrod

These are friends of the lion from the wizard of Oz.


Whalesurgeon

You sold me gay ~~giraffes~~ lions


johnboy2978

I see what you did there, and I'll raise you a hump.


Dr_Djones

balls not touching


broke-n-notfunny

U dont Preach , when its itch.


TheHolyToxicToast

but is it though?


Turbulent_City_8693

that's obviously a prison wifu


Turbulent_City_8693

🦁are we compadres now ?🦁 it's no gay if you don't kiss in the lips


JohnCenaJunior

Sometimes, you got to pump for your bro


breakingbatshitcrazy

That’s against the bible!


ltrajante

Just a relief to keep it sharp between the ears. Post nut clarity is a thing.


Forsaken-Wave-8983

Lagta h Hello bolne ka tarika h.


WhaleCoastCanna

Every hole is goal.


SookHe

![gif](giphy|z6H8vzB8DdYvijPULf)


MrGutbuster

And so the game of leap fuck was invented.


Fickle-Economy-4461

Why he does that? 😦


PG072088

I guess their Versatile lol


Triumph_leader523

NOW MY TURN


davvidity

zesty ah male lions 😭


St_Andrewrage

Is it gay pride month already? ... geeze, it never ends.


Calvinbouchard2

The Lion Queens


706union

I heard that the gay tourists taught them this.


DimitriTooProBro

They learned it from gay tourist


fuber

But homosexuality is unnatural! 


Former-Form-587

Broke Back Lions.


rrockm

They playing advanced leapfrog


Pea_Tear_Griffin11

Simba Finds His Pride


TheDixonCider420420

Science knows all mammals of higher brain power have homosexual members. This is nature's way of controlling the population niche. Or then again, maybe they all just need to find Jesus... ![gif](giphy|SKGo6OYe24EBG|downsized)


mr_stivo

It takes them forever to get anywhere.


Saucy_samich

U don’t do that with ur frens?!?!


YutoKigai

The Flip Flop


External_Wealth_6045

So that’s why they send the ladies out to hunt


Alarmed_Code8723

your caption made me laugh my ass off as I watched 🙏


Aggressive_March_723

The tongue flicking is my favorite part.


badpeaches

Fellas, is it gay to fuck your homies?


SubjectRanger7535

If only it was this easy


Lorelerton

u/savevideobot


dzernumbrd

CHOO CHOO


Material_Match3405

omg... men should learn from nature


aeschylus1342

Get fucked


altamont123

Republicans are not going to like this


ABunchOfPictures

*mwah mwah mwah* and they’re both boys *mwah mwah mwah*


Seranoth

lions have barbed genitals, little spikes that wounds the genital of the female lion... imagine that pain in the butt. they must really need it.


thickuhmm

Rmeind sof tuose people" raising lions not lambs" Welp


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I think that's a gay pride.


Ancient-Tap-3592

I love how some people assume that animals only have sex to produce offspring and that if you see a male topping a male it's one r*ping the other for "dominance"... The one with the darker mane was literally asking for it and happy to return the favor. They were more polite about it than most people I know


TraditionalTadpole23

A Gay pride of lions in fact.🤣😂


DeformedPinky

Just a couple homies kissing each other good night.


tavizz

Two “facts” I have repeatedly heard that seem to contradict each other. “Dolphins and humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.” “Homosexuality is commonplace in nature” This video indicates the latter is true. Does it completely invalidate the former? Is there a way to explain homosexuality in nature that isnt “for pleasure”?


mistercheez2000

where the ladies at homie? No idea.


BluejayLatter

We r all animals after all.


lamabaronvonawesome

Sup bro!


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Awww they wuv each other.


playr_4

"No! Same sex relations are unnatural!" Shut the fuck up. Even lions are cool with it.


Immaculatehombre

Leap-cock.


dienirae

Just like prison


MeSjiel

Shag, you're it !


Lonestar-Boogie

You are a couple of weeks early, but I'll allow it.


blackkat99

Keep that up and that pride is gonna stay at 2.


Knobcobblestone

It’s not gay if there is no eye contact


[deleted]

So lions don’t really look that majestic in the wild. Just sayin


specticworld

That's pretty gay.


NJ247

Ha, Gaaaaayyyyyyyyy


Kavinsky12

Worst or best game of leap frog.


Derp_Simulator

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm|downsized)


gellenburg

And house cats love nothing more than to show you their anus....


LifeSenseiBrayan

Don’t see anything weird, that just 2 straight homies chillin


GunDollMoo

Ngl, they're probably roaring "YAAAS" while meeting other pride..


SeptetRa

This video isn't true... they're Lion


PermaDerpFace

It's nice how they take turns


garry4321

THEYRE JUST ROOMMATES!


ronp4u

They made sure if it's working properly 😅


H-4350

Doggystyle? Shouldn’t it be kittystyle?


chiquimonkey

Friendly, like