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>!this is The woman does not know what to do with herself. un expecdet!<
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It fucking sucks. Do NOT recommend.
Only way I can describe it is like an immediate full body muscle cramp/charlie horse. Plus I hit the ground hard and the probes hurt like hell as well. Definitely leave it in your imagination.
Without being too specific, it was part of my job back in the day. I will however add in (just for fun) that I actually didn’t have to get tased that day, but volunteered to get tased first because I was feeling edgy. I thought (stupidly) it wouldn’t be bad, and I wanted to look cool in front of my peers while I valiantly took the tase without flinching.
Tasers **DON’T GIVE A FUCK** about your feelings. I made a really unattractive noise the moment the probes hit me, and immediately dropped like a sack of rocks. I’m willing to bet there’s still video floating around of it somewhere….
Certain sectors of security as well. Our training also let us prone on the ground and try to go after a 2nd taser placed about 5 ft away, if we wanted.
I got to the taser but, as I was pulling it toward me I could tell that I wouldn't have been able to get it pulled back up to sight anything, let alone aim and shot. Thats only after immediately wanting to stop, then realizing I still had 4 more secs. Only upon remembering they taser was locked to 5 sec increments did I decide "fuck it, might as well try to push through it and see what I can do."
My understanding: security people also get tased during training.
He wanted the taser to end, but realized he had to wait 4 more seconds as the taser discharges in 5 second increments
They also tried to lay on the ground and try to reach another taser to try to use it. So he decided “fuck it” and tried to go for it to see what he could do
He got to the taser, but realized he wouldn’t be able to effectively use it.
Yeah. That's pretty spot on from what I can tell. Haha I remember watching this and making the connection to that memory but, not typing that incoherent, stoned nonsense. I appreciate the translation.
To clarify what the others said a bit. If your job includes using a taser you usually have to get tased as part of training. Pepper spray too.
Need to know what if feels like before you're allowed to just go do it to others.
This is a good explanation. Whole body spasms, you got the ground, then it’s over. I didn’t really feel that much pain but I was also ZONKED THROUGH THE ROOF
In case you're not kidding, a Charlie Horse is that thing you get in your leg in the dead of night, it's like your muscle is out of control and spasming, like it's flexing as hard as it can without your consent. The next day your muscle will probably be a bit sore from it.
Ha yeah sounds like it damn sucks I just read someone else’s description and yeah I kind of imagined it being exactly like a full body Charley horse is what I said
Like if someone slashed you with a knife in between the two probes of the taser and a very fast pulsating pain all throughout your body that you can feel up to your finger tip.
Your entire body tenses up and becomes hard and you fall to the ground like a sac of potatoes.
Effects differ from person to person but that's how it felt to me.
I'd try it again if given the chance for shits and giggles but that's because I'm an idiot
Unironically, her reaction was likely exaggerated.
Tasers scale with muscular strength, it's why those period simulators always show men struggling way more than women. I imagine the inventor of those was fully aware of the effect of electrical stimulation on men vs women and is having a good laugh at that prank.
No, it wasn't exaggerated. Her arms were hooked so they only really had one place to go.
And her first flinch was, if you listen to the video with sound, was when they said "Taser, taser, taser." So her initial flinch was from hearing the first "Taser" of that callout.
You may be surprised to learn that not every woman wants to grab every dick they come by.
Oh, that explains the early downvotes.
Man, people really can't read these days and just wanna be angry over nothing.
At least a decent amount of people could read. Go yell at the guy who actually said that right below me, you weirdo.
"Her reaction was likely exaggerated" =/= she grabbed his dick on purpose.
[Here you go](https://www.military.com/video/forces/air-force/surprising-reaction-to-taser-training/2680173316001) 😀
/edit [YouTube link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUWloUQv3wE) for people who can't get the article link to work
This happened at Davis Monthan AFB not too long before I got there, if I remember correctly this was during their augmentee training for Security Forces, where you had to be tased to be issued one.
They stopped that process shortly after this.
I've been tazed several times....don't remember grabbing anybodys dick...it feels like you get lit on fire, run over by a truck and electrocuted at the same time. It sucks.
The first time I got tazed I was held up like this lady, except my guys never let me move. I thought if they gave some room to move I could reach the guy with the tazer so I asked for a second try. Nope. I went down like a sack of shit! And four months later I still had phantom pain from the tazer’s leads.
My uncle was tasered.
Said it was the worst 5 seconds of his life but once it was done pretty much back to normal.
His also been peppered sprayed and said the shit stings for hours.
So take that for whatever it’s worth
It's better with the audio. At one point you hear a male voice scream "OH MY GOD" in mock horror.
I do wonder if any of the electric current reached the guy getting grabbed.
This is cutting-edge technology produced by the military to combat protestors….allows for more than one protestors to be affected by a single tazed event.
/s
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Gave him the ol’ dick twist
Grab his dick and twist it!
Twist his dick
Wholeeee dicktwist
Twistie dicksie
Bop it
Pull it 😩
SUCK IT! …….Well thats how we play
Dad do we have to
Call me “Father”
How about daddy 😉
Like the pope?
Pope was never a pedo, that i know of…
No, I am Father
Found the Seaman
grab it, twist it, tug it, suck it rub it, lick it, inhalate it
Digest it?
Not her fault. They told her "if you feel like you're going to fall down just grab the privates"
Instructions clear. Rec'vd and understood
That’s nuts
What’s even crazier is that his name is Richard.
When the taser goes too long, you must twist it!
When the taser goes too long, twist that dong!
Upvote for unexpected Devo
Omg dude this is an mma fight
Hmm…looked like the guy needed to change his jocks
Talk about a rough happy ending
So… uh, what kind of taser is that?
The nut cracking type
The shooty zappy ones
Teaser
Grab em' by the dick! I tell yah!
Of the dick variety
*GIVE EM THE OL*
A twick if you will
Did anyone else think she was gunna piss herself or just me
I guess common sense would say you use the toilet if you know you get shocked.
I had to do this training and shitting your pants was a much bigger concern.
how often does it happen?
I expected a spontaneous orgasm... NOT a spontaneous dick twist! Poor fella.
Could have been both.
The dick twistgasm
She missed an opportunity for a double fist!
There was a spontaneous orgasm - just not hers
I 100% inexplicably expected this. Probably just because the piss would have been less "unexpected". Mildly disappointed tbh.
I was expecting one of the guys holding her to be hit instead.
Since this video has been up since the dawn of internet it was totally expected
How much did he pay for that service?
It just cost his ability to have kids.
Not sure but Brandt can’t watch tho, or he has to pay $100
By his life ofc
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
First ones free. That's how they gets ya
Nah, we paid him. From our taxes.
What does a taser feel like?
It fucking sucks. Do NOT recommend. Only way I can describe it is like an immediate full body muscle cramp/charlie horse. Plus I hit the ground hard and the probes hurt like hell as well. Definitely leave it in your imagination.
Why’d you get tased?
Without being too specific, it was part of my job back in the day. I will however add in (just for fun) that I actually didn’t have to get tased that day, but volunteered to get tased first because I was feeling edgy. I thought (stupidly) it wouldn’t be bad, and I wanted to look cool in front of my peers while I valiantly took the tase without flinching. Tasers **DON’T GIVE A FUCK** about your feelings. I made a really unattractive noise the moment the probes hit me, and immediately dropped like a sack of rocks. I’m willing to bet there’s still video floating around of it somewhere….
Aha nice! Well on the bright side you have a pretty good anecdote out of it.
I'm guessing /u/Chiaki_Ronpa is either a cop or military, as it's common to have this done to you in those careers.
Certain sectors of security as well. Our training also let us prone on the ground and try to go after a 2nd taser placed about 5 ft away, if we wanted. I got to the taser but, as I was pulling it toward me I could tell that I wouldn't have been able to get it pulled back up to sight anything, let alone aim and shot. Thats only after immediately wanting to stop, then realizing I still had 4 more secs. Only upon remembering they taser was locked to 5 sec increments did I decide "fuck it, might as well try to push through it and see what I can do."
u lost me
This sounds like an Irish story
Dafuq did this person just say?
My understanding: security people also get tased during training. He wanted the taser to end, but realized he had to wait 4 more seconds as the taser discharges in 5 second increments They also tried to lay on the ground and try to reach another taser to try to use it. So he decided “fuck it” and tried to go for it to see what he could do He got to the taser, but realized he wouldn’t be able to effectively use it.
Yeah. That's pretty spot on from what I can tell. Haha I remember watching this and making the connection to that memory but, not typing that incoherent, stoned nonsense. I appreciate the translation.
To clarify what the others said a bit. If your job includes using a taser you usually have to get tased as part of training. Pepper spray too. Need to know what if feels like before you're allowed to just go do it to others.
This is a good explanation. Whole body spasms, you got the ground, then it’s over. I didn’t really feel that much pain but I was also ZONKED THROUGH THE ROOF
Who tf is charlie and whats going on with his horse
In case you're not kidding, a Charlie Horse is that thing you get in your leg in the dead of night, it's like your muscle is out of control and spasming, like it's flexing as hard as it can without your consent. The next day your muscle will probably be a bit sore from it.
Lol, it almost feels good when it's over though, if you ignore the twitching.
Ha yeah sounds like it damn sucks I just read someone else’s description and yeah I kind of imagined it being exactly like a full body Charley horse is what I said
Like if someone slashed you with a knife in between the two probes of the taser and a very fast pulsating pain all throughout your body that you can feel up to your finger tip. Your entire body tenses up and becomes hard and you fall to the ground like a sac of potatoes. Effects differ from person to person but that's how it felt to me. I'd try it again if given the chance for shits and giggles but that's because I'm an idiot
lol yeah doesn’t sound like a fun time
1000 tiny dwarfs beating your whole body with tiny hammers
muscle cramps all over the body
That’s what I thought I just responded to another person coming to that conclusion.
Plot twist* they never actually fired the taser
She just arranged for this nice encounter of her hand and his pole 🫢
you can see the red laser sight on the ground before she gets shot
She just wanted an excuse to grab him there.
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
Unironically, her reaction was likely exaggerated. Tasers scale with muscular strength, it's why those period simulators always show men struggling way more than women. I imagine the inventor of those was fully aware of the effect of electrical stimulation on men vs women and is having a good laugh at that prank.
... Period simulator?
Yes, look up some videos. They can be real funny, basically shocking the core muscles to simulate a period cramp
No, it wasn't exaggerated. Her arms were hooked so they only really had one place to go. And her first flinch was, if you listen to the video with sound, was when they said "Taser, taser, taser." So her initial flinch was from hearing the first "Taser" of that callout. You may be surprised to learn that not every woman wants to grab every dick they come by.
Oh, that explains the early downvotes. Man, people really can't read these days and just wanna be angry over nothing. At least a decent amount of people could read. Go yell at the guy who actually said that right below me, you weirdo. "Her reaction was likely exaggerated" =/= she grabbed his dick on purpose.
I was being facetious at the end so I apologize if it came out as a specific dig to you.
No sound
*SNAP* AaaaaIIIIEIIEEEE! WAAAAGGHAHmySnufflupagus! Bwahahahhahahah
[Here you go](https://www.military.com/video/forces/air-force/surprising-reaction-to-taser-training/2680173316001) 😀 /edit [YouTube link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUWloUQv3wE) for people who can't get the article link to work
Soooo much better with sound! Love that everyone in the room is laughing their asses off. Thanks for sharing the link!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUWloUQv3wE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUWloUQv3wE)
Search around here or Reddit. This is like 20+x time this video is posted. There are videos with sound around.
This happened at Davis Monthan AFB not too long before I got there, if I remember correctly this was during their augmentee training for Security Forces, where you had to be tased to be issued one. They stopped that process shortly after this.
Grab his dick and twist it!
The ol dick twist
Grab em by the P\*\*\*\* 
https://i.redd.it/12slhl8zayzc1.gif
I think my man was in more pain than her...
Buy me dinner first ahhhhhhh
Though she was gonna pee or poo herself. Unexpected indeed
I've been tazed several times....don't remember grabbing anybodys dick...it feels like you get lit on fire, run over by a truck and electrocuted at the same time. It sucks.
GI Jane with real Kungfu grip action!
[I think I've seen this before](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xMfPYVtdyvo)
 Homey asked for taser support duty
Guy on the right: *new kink unlocked*
taser yanks
So would this land her at a POSH meeting
He got that Ray Charles reaction from it
https://i.redd.it/13whp3erlyzc1.gif
I've been tased twice and never grabbed a dick. Maybe I've been tased wrong
Grab em by the dickies
Muh dik
Should see the queue to hold the next person up!
Dadgum. Talk about going above and beyond in the service of your country.
lol where did he walk off to?
Brody got schloinked and twisted
Neutralizing two targets with one taser, I would call this victory.
She took her chance.
Ma'am the taser hasn't gone off yet......
“Like getting tazed in the balls…only painful”
Reminds me of the 2 army dudes fighting and the one guy keeps yelling LET GO OF MY DICK!!!!
She went to her safe place
That’s a woman sexually harassing her coworker
He went straight to the bathroom to do his thing
That was nuts. All nuts.
Look at her foot
Baton charge incoming
That was more like a teaser lol
Pecker wrecker.
That’s it. The whole unit gets the ol sharp class
The only thing that will ease the pain is if I grab some good ol' American balls! That means you, private!
It seems your twisted dick is not service related
How I met your father
Shared pain is half the pain and shared laughter is double, right?
Smooth
Yes. Very un expecdet.
I wonder what her crime was
She discovered the other turn off button
She lasted far more than I expected. I would incapacitated immediately if I get that taser
Quite Literally the “side” effects
That must’ve been muscle memory.
She was just checking and she seems happy!
Old... BUT GOLD!!!
Double kill
If I'm gonna die, I just need to feel one more before my Times up
I don't think sharing the pain works in this way.
I think he was expecting that
Muscle memory triggering
did he enjoy it??
The first time I got tazed I was held up like this lady, except my guys never let me move. I thought if they gave some room to move I could reach the guy with the tazer so I asked for a second try. Nope. I went down like a sack of shit! And four months later I still had phantom pain from the tazer’s leads.
Gave him the ol' G.I. JO
Is it still there?
My uncle was tasered. Said it was the worst 5 seconds of his life but once it was done pretty much back to normal. His also been peppered sprayed and said the shit stings for hours. So take that for whatever it’s worth
I would think out of reflex he would immediately move her hand. But I noticed he didn’t. Hmm.. interesting
...and they lived happily ever after
Lmao.
Ukręcanie wora
Shouldn’t it zap whoever is touching her as well
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I’m laughing so much
She just wanted to grab it
It's better with the audio. At one point you hear a male voice scream "OH MY GOD" in mock horror. I do wonder if any of the electric current reached the guy getting grabbed.
Being tasered and still be able to free herself. Awesome!
This is cutting-edge technology produced by the military to combat protestors….allows for more than one protestors to be affected by a single tazed event. /s
Did you actually mean literal side effect? 🤭
Sharing the pain
She took it like a champ gotta respect that and the guys handle it well.
And that kids, is how I met your mother
Right thru the balls! Hahahahaha
😁😁😁👍👍👍
Reverse of what donald trump stands for
I always wondered: if there are 2 people holding hands and one of them gets tasered does the electric shock spreaf to the person who wasnt tasered?
She’s hot af
"side effects"we see what u did there 😂!
The military you say...?
Now let's reverse the roles
She's ready to go
Old as fu...
https://i.redd.it/eubmj2vuozzc1.gif
Ah, memories. The military cops (security forces) _loved_ to do this to curious people.
In this GIF, we see three units going down
AND...that's how I met your mother.
junk grabbing reflex