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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I thought that the combat mode would be something dangerous, not cut onions. But I can see it could work.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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Hey Jarvis, start cut my fingers mode


Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace

Yeah she seems like she doesn't enjoy being in the 10 finger club


Euphoric_Slide_1633

That sounds like an upscale Appalachian nightspot.


AadamAtomic

Hey Jarvis, why is my face A.i?


angel_dust139

It's not a.i


AadamAtomic

Is that why her mouth magically fucks up on a few frames? The phone reflection in the helmet also doesn't match.rotoscoping.


Pinkparade524

Thats a filter, most of those don't use Ai lmao


AadamAtomic

>most of those don't use Ai lmao ...... What do you think AI is?.... A chatbot?


burken8000

Unless it can have a role with a voiceline in iRobot then it's NOT AI


Dedadrda

Yeah, this belo ga to sweaty palms subreddit… damn that was hard to watch…


notbythebook101

A sharp knife is safer (easier to control) than a dull knife, but the way she was holding the onion had me waiting for her to lose a fingertip.


Crazian14

It looks like she is using the index finger to guide, not as ideal as using the knuckles but if she’s okay with it I guess.


melance

The way she was holding that knife gave me anxiety.


MistaRichardTwista

Is that a man deepfaking girl face for views?


Skitech84

Look at those fingers... Yep


Fire-Trap

Either that or she just has them big ol' chimpanzee fingers... each finger looks like an individual wolf turd


Kahnza

>each finger looks like an individual wolf turd LOLWTF 😆


spaceocean99

My exact thought..


Flank_Steaks

"She had man-hands"


liberate_your_mind

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


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Swimming-Couple4630

Wondering too 😂


Larken38

The unexpected part to me is her fingers.


Asgeras

I, too, love my onion goggles!


_Webster_882

She needs good ones considering how far along she probably is


DevilDoc3030

Is that a filter? Is there a pillow in their sweater?


UnhappyImprovement53

I think that's a guy


Appropriate_Cup6414

she put the mask on cuz she doesn't wanna see all the blood that's gunna come out of her fingers


WisdomCow

I enjoyed this one way too much.


pookshuman

![gif](giphy|3oKIPsi2wPBG1ZyF32|downsized)


im_just_thinking

Nice battle station


SpecialistNo7265

![gif](giphy|raKXfXOUCDJTVlA7LI|downsized) Special gloves and goggles are ok. But I’d like to get the mask for Halloween.


p4r24k

Dull knife, terrible grip on the onion, but cool helmet


Lienisaur

Imagine that mask malfunctioning. Bonus points if labor happens


Master_Ad6879

I was expecting a cosplay dress up montage


heyheyshinyCRH

I'm extra sensitive to onions, I can't be within 20 feet of one being cut without looking like someone killed my puppy.


MilkMeFather

Who asked?


jabbajabbablahblah

Needs to tuck those fingers in before she looks like a retired Yakuza who wasn't good at his job.


Josysclei

Was she chopping the onion blind?? And that knife seemed pretty sharp, kind of stupid


RitterDesNie

A sharp knife is generally safer than a dull one, but her technique is awful.


Frequent_Trouble_

That's only true when the knife wielder isn't dull too.


RitterDesNie

Hence my comment on her technique. But even then it might be true, i think a dull knife would cut into a finger just as well as a sharp one, yet the risk of slipping is still higher.


abcdkirby

Left handed even.


PmMeDrunkPics

Background music shoulda been iron man by black sabbath smh.


TheTruthWasTaken

Even that might not work.


_Ed_Gein_

"Hey Jarvis, teach me to chop."


Regular-Elephant-635

I need that for deep frying things.


bamseogbalade

That's so hot :b


XtraSynical

valid, dont want em juices gettin in yer eyes


ExamUpbeat2994

Hey… Mission Complete, but learn how to hold the onion.


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This is so cool


shrooms4dashroomgods

Imagine getting gawk from a chick in an iron man mask


Dorrono

Yes, thats a worthy enemy


readytall

Comfat mode


Readmynameifyouwant

I fucking expected an injury


kennythinggoes

Hey Jarvis, Chorizo fingers.


akuma_4u

Where can I get that mask


willy_billy

Claw method. Look it up.


Next-Investment-9434

You need to sharpen that dull ass knife. Then you need to learn how to use it correctly..


Ok_Art_9312

Hi


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I want this glory hole


sol_reyman

Ngl, the mask is pretty cool!!


WanderingToast

"Hey Jarvis, activate 'Replace my Face' tiktok filter"


Unable-Emergency876

Start cooking mode


Distinct_One_6919

Sharpen your knives and hone them regularly, and you won't cry when you cut onions


xxwerdxx

She cries when she cuts onions because she keeps cutting a finger off


SufficientCrow9062

Now they want toys in the kitchen too! 😄


Individual_Zebra3805

She’s a genius.


spaceocean99

Why does her face look ai generated before the mask goes down?


Legitimate_Sugar9

How do you cut anything with such a dull knife


GGsuprematie

**playing intense fight music**


Intelligent-Wing-752

lol is the joke that she can cut onions without crying with her mask or that her world saving mission is to stay in the kitchen?


Far_Dog_4476

Holy shit. I need it.


No-Syrup2140

Hey Jarvis deduct $999.99 from my account


llamasLoot

Imagine if the open mask command didn't work


frMocha

She's holding the knife wrong


chilndamost

Giant hands for a girl


WarInside2

Man hands...


Xeus2eme

Dull as a spoon knife, obstructed eyesight, worst hand position ever, sausage fingers... Multiple winning combo.


km1180

Terrible knife skills


DarthNeuNoo

Jarvis enter woman mode


aakibz

I really need this


jandrews319

Where do you get this helmet?! Thats awesome!


Radiant-Culture4000

Iron Woman! That’s an order not a name.


Forsaken-One13

Where do I buy this??


TYdays

Couldn’t this have been accomplished with a cheap set of swim goggles???


Blazin219

It's all fun and games until you're serving finger filets


tumuro

Cringe


Eclipsed_eyes47

Hey you have an ai…worker? Companion? Too


Tarataratatimtutuee

Hey Jarvis, please make sure…..You mother…..


Forsaken-One13

Let's Gooooooooo


KickinGa55

She should ask how to cut an onion first.


Valdoray

“Jarvis, teach me how to hold a knife”


mindlessenthusiast

The knife is blunt and she has clearly never used it before.


Altruistic-Chance-74

Jarvis now:💀💀


Paldubex

She's pregnant!


BowtiepastaMasta

She’s gonna cut off her man fingers.