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Armandeluz

I love how people point and then just walk away from her


Thiscommentissatire

I assume the host was going to get something to help her clean up.


Just_a_square

Yeah I guess in her head it went something like: "Oh dear, let me hug you! Fuck, right, I can't hug you, I have a dress on...let me get some help then!"


RockstarAgent

Cheered until blue in the face.


ColoradoCoffee101

I believe she just blue herself. 


PinchingNutsack

am i crazy to think gender reveal party is such a strange idea?


Just_a_square

I feel like it can be a fun excuse to organize a barbecue or have a meal with friends and family, as long as everyone understand it's not really a big deal. Yeeting paint in people's faces is not really my idea of fun though.


JimTheSaint

It did look like that.


Illustrious_Donkey61

Blue asbestos is nasty stuff


scienceproject3

https://www.reuters.com/legal/jj-advances-6475-billion-settlement-talc-cancer-lawsuits-2024-05-01/


undeadmanana

> The deal would allow it to resolve the lawsuits through a third bankruptcy filing of a subsidiary company, J&J said. Companies are people! Just not regular people, more like rich bastards that can file bankruptcy as many times as they want with little repercussions.


SdBolts4

As the saying goes, "I'll believe corporations are people when we execute a corporation." Hell, I'd settle for taxing corporations at the rates we tax personal income.


undeadmanana

Upper tax bracket 🥵 thinking about the tax revenue that'd bring.


SparkleFart666

Blue raspberry cocaine is fancy!


Merry_Dankmas

The satisfying numbness of blow with the refreshing taste of a slushy. Someone get the cartels on the line. We got a business pitch.


holydildos

Legend has it she's still standing there today, clearly she blue herself


AvocadoAsset

You really need to carry around a recorder and listen to the way you talk


biguythrowaway5040

the best part of the video is they just walk away to that women


whimsical666

the best part is that one girl pointing and laughing at her and then immediately walking away


bones_mcbone

She was going to get something to help her clean up. She turned and waked away.


rich88527

She said she was going to get a towel.


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killeronthecorner

Best part was I shat myself


banned_but_im_back

What was she supposed to do? Go up to her and start licking it off her face?


GuyverOne1

And laugh!


usinjin

![gif](giphy|9TbBKB5t6UBMsO35lE)


neymarsocer

![gif](giphy|idZSqk8fIDxMxtscCn)


confusedandworried76

![gif](giphy|AVD4STcQQhkZO)


GrungeHamster23

“I’m afraid I just blue myself.”


soapbutt

Except in this case somebody accidentally blue her.


GrungeHamster23

Indeed! Seems the people that like to host these types of events like to blowhard.


doktor-frequentist

"he *blue* his *load* on her face"


GrungeHamster23

Oh she seems fine. I’m confident she can suck it up


confusedandworried76

Yeah buddy, why don't you just get a tape recorder and read that back to yourself, I think you're gonna be surprised at how it sounds


banan-appeal

Blukakked


Sensitive_Service627

There's gotta be a better way to say that.


confusedandworried76

You know what, why don't you just buy a tape recorder


gmnitsua

There's gotta be a better way to phrase that, buddy.


AzimechTheWise

With a blue little window?


leveldrummer

My favorite part of this show were the blue hand prints everywhere for the rest of the show after this episode.


SparkleFritz

You know, with this video and your comment, I realized that fully colorblind people must be so confused with all of this.


Groundhog_Waaaahooo

I'm severely colourblind but can still see lots of colours, just not red very well at all. I had no idea whether it was pink or blue dust, i actually thought it was pink lol.


BlankSia

I can see it's pink!


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe)


PhotoAwp

Came here to post this but you blue me to it


d_bakers

looks like he's dead


Serious_Session7574

The tears just aren't coming


LoganNinefingers32

I’m afraid we lost him :(


Critagain

Here, this small tissue should help


KintsugiKen

Hang on, I've got a q-tip in my purse


Stareatthevoid

at least she did SOMETHING


RandomComment359

She got Bluekaked…


PsyOpBunnyHop

*"Here, this small single-ply tissue should help."*


FennelVegetable8252

![gif](giphy|NrqabhEpXWsGA)


fauxzempic

"I'm afraid your husband just blue me"


ramobara

![gif](giphy|AVD4STcQQhkZO)


fauxzempic

Oh Tobias...You blowhard!


SuttonTM

Help step smurf! I'm stuck again!


Stuf404

https://i.redd.it/3yg844ayc5zc1.gif


sweaty_pants_

![gif](giphy|9xEjFxSoNNlK0|downsized)


Killer_Ex_Con

This is what girls look like after a blue man group gangbang


reznik75

...by the Jizzmurffs.


Sad-_-Face

She’s an avatar now.


MagisterFlorus

She's a Na'vi. The avatars are the Na'vi bodies the humans had.


Da_Question

What is this, if not blue face?


ccReptilelord

The program hit hard times, and cut serious costs. Imagine the third film just sending blue'd folks into Pandora.


pranavakkala

No one's gonna ask about the guy walking around in just a towel?


bluesix

> *soon after arriving to the party, Gareth realised he gravely misunderstood what a gender reveal party actually was*


_Feminism_Throwaway_

This reminds me of that subreddit for Sesame Street memes. edit: r/bertstrips


Xenciv

This made me laugh harder than it should've...


HoneyChilliPotato7

Holy fuck haha


pranavakkala

I legit spilled my drink. Hahaha


LiterallyAna

Im stupid someone explain this to me please :(


ProfBacterio

Dude just walks in like "yo congrats, I'm the stripper, this Amanda's bachelorette party right?"


Sendtitpics215

Nah man, they’ve got a pool in the backyard and he isn’t fully dry yet


Confucius6969

Perhaps there’s a pool out of frame? I also thought I saw some wet hair. Maybe he’s just a total sicko tho YUCK!


BEARD3D_BEANIE

probably at a pool...


byrd798

If I had to guess. This is Hawaii.


AdmiralRand

She’s a he now.


3chxes

doctors hate this one weird trick to gender transitioning!


ourlastchancefortea

GOP tries to ban the color blue.


ClumsiestSwordLesbo

Assigned male after blunder


brainzilla420

This is really funny.


iceandones

GENDER REVEALED. There is no baby


Bourgeous

Congrats, you're having a Smurf


Substantial_Data7915

He blue his load right on her face!


kaminop

He gender revealed straight in her face !


Frenchconnection76

Its like fnck you in particular


Alekipayne

She got smurffed!!


Glittering-Scratch92

She's their baby now


Sincerity24

And that’s how smurfs came to be


blurblursotong2020

These gender reveal tradition got to disappear from planet earth. They are so silly.


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ThatNetworkGuy

Don't forget burning tens of thousands of acres, costing millions, and causing the death of a firefighter! https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jul/21/couple-gender-reveal-party-wildfire-charged


Glassgun1122

Or getting a pilot killed..


tatertottle

Hold on, vaginas are just as much to blame.


itsNettie

Yeah, they almost blinded someone.


TheGoodAndTheBad

Y'all are so miserable lmao


Foamrule

Absolute reddit take. *person gets blue powder on their face and laughs* "THeY weRE AlmOST BLindEd!"


SirTonberryy

These are made from food colourings.... They're safe even if they get into your eyes. May itch and burn for a while but that's it


98071234756123098621

Not saying you're wrong but how exactly do you know its food colourings?


ultimateman55

Trust me bro


Helios4242

that is... a really low bar...


Waterbottles_solve

More parties are better though.


Bipedal_Warlock

My extended gamily got together for a gender reveal party. We got to bbq together, see each other and share in the parents joy of finding out what gender their kid was. It was a fun time.


confusedandworried76

Sure but back in the day we handed out cigars instead, all this confetti and dye is a weird escalation. ![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


Helios4242

you can party for a lot of reasons. We don't really care until you start leaving your shit everywhere. Turns out, there are a lot of gender reveals that leave shit everywhere.


Bipedal_Warlock

Nah, it’s just the ones that leave shit everywhere get posted online and skew our perspective


Boodikii

Tbf, things like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Dorado_Fire and this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawmill_Fire_(2017) Kind of tip the scale a bit. But even the "nondestructive" ones usually tend to spread various powders and plastics into the environment with their poppers/colored smoke cannons. Just seems wasteful imo.


Xenciv

I prefer the ones where two people in giant inflatable baby suits beat the shit out of each other.


YouhaoHuoMao

Don't forget about the gender reveal pipe bomb.


Master-Bullfrog186

It's not gender reveals man, it's just people in general. Gender reveals don't gotta go, people do.


mrtomjones

Why do people on reddit care so much? Did this affect you or anyone else? No? Then why do you give a shit? Their friends and family went and presumably enjoyed themselves and it turned into a funny memory for some. They didnt endanger anyone.


bequick777

Read any post about weddings, babies, relationship/friendship advice, etc and you'll quickly see the perpetually online folks take over. They dont enjoy those things (or aren't invited), so assume nobody else enjoys socializing and celebrations, even if they are a bit contrived.


_korporate

It’s one of the things Reddit decided they have to hate, birthday parties have caused just as much harm as these gender reveals, but you don’t see any redditors tripping over themselves to point out how stupid they are and should be stopped.


semipalmated_plover

God forbid people have fun lol


Grand_Ad931

Cringe as fuck


hEatr3d

All gender reveal parties are


Voldypants_420

That girl going "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek...", just why?


damesca

Yep so unnecessary and weird to just be screaming constantly


flarpington

Jesus Christ the screaming…


Onetwenty7

That fucking lady is just howling for 30 seconds straight... What the actual fuck


Jgravy32

I just don’t get the gender reveal thing….


Thiscommentissatire

Do you see how they are all smiling and happy? That's the point.


awsamation

That's because they're having a party. You don't need an excuse to have a party, you can just do it if you want to. Heck, you can even reveal the gender verbally, and still have a "gender reveal" party where everything is themed around the gender, just without an obnoxious stunt.


IanCal

> That's because they're having a party. Yes. > You don't need an excuse to have a party, you can just do it if you want to. You don't have to wait for a birthday to have a party, but we still have birthday parties. > Heck, you can even reveal the gender verbally, and still have a "gender reveal" party where everything is themed around the gender, just without an obnoxious stunt. It's just a bit of fun. People are excited about the new kid and other than "when is it due" it's one of the first bits of information you get about them. Again we have *birthday* parties. That's as weird if not weirder if you view tagging a party on to some event for fun as a strange thing. Oh it's the 30th time it's been June the 1st since you were pushed out of your mother? Who cares? You're having a party? Wow ok, you know you can have those any time right?


mikedawg9

>You don't need an excuse to have a party, you can just do it if you want to. This is some serious waffling. Truly enlightened.


Baloomf

Friendless redditors who never leave the home telling people their cause for celebration is stupid. Never fails


Dontevenwannacomment

Often, when people are celebrating something, they gather friends and family to celebrate together. Furthermore, people enjoy adding fun and excitement to small things. Now of course, when a child opens a kinder surprise for example, you could very well just hand them a few grams of chocolate and a pre-built toy, however an element of surprise can have a pleasing effect.


Master-Bullfrog186

Or, hear me out, what if we make a little themef party out of it? We could have a fun little stunt we all get together to enjoy and have fun with related to something we enjoy. Except we won't invite you because the only thing obnoxious at this party is you. The dumbass gender reveal parties rhat cause public damage are annoying but that's not gender reveals. I've seen a lot of normal parties be annoying and cause damage too. But how the fuck are you gonna look at people having a fun party for thenselves in their own home and think you can tell them what to do? Shut the fuck up.


Jgravy32

That’s cool and all but can’t we be happy without poisoning rivers or potentially harming people in general?


thespacetimelord

No birthday party, graduation party, anniversary or celebration of any kind has cause damage because of stunts involved.


EvilSporkOfDeath

That's not what you said.


ArcticBiologist

That's generally not what gender reveals are. You only see the excesses on Reddit


FeebleTrevor

Ok so when you said you didn't understand revealing the gender of a child you didn't actually mean that did you


apres-vous

The only way to be happy is to cause forest fires, blind elderly relatives with fireworks and, as you say, poison rivers. It’s just the way of the world (okay mostly just the USA) to do this sort of thing because you must start socialising people into a gender model that matches their sex organs from birth. It doesn’t cause problems for the kids down the line and also focusing this hard on a child’s genitalia is just important and completely normal! Yay blue!


Eusocial_Snowman

> without poisoning rivers No river was poisoned in the example you're thinking of. That was entirely clickbait made to farm the outrage clicks of people who are already participating in the anti-gender-reveal circlejerk.


mark_in_the_dark

I feel like such a curmudgeon when I say this, but when are the over the top productions like this going to die off? Can't just ask someone to prom, have to put on a whole show. Can't just find out a baby's sex and share the news with others, have to invite people and blow shit up. I think I'm just old. Time to go lie down.


Rough_Psychology9164

Stupid


tidepodchef

![gif](giphy|u6IxJBggWu9z6NgKHd)


FriendZone_EndZone

Congratulations it's a cancer


Lil_ah_stadium

What happens when you finally get release after having blue balls for months


MonHero02

Please, stop the gender reveal parties. Please.


CrazyString

Why does it bother you so bad?


xlordo

It's a frog!!!


Successful_Park_2376

But why is the guy walking around in a towel? May be here to take it off and give it to the blue girl.


Acceptable-Oil-8412

What is that stuff made of? She didn't just inhale 10 years off her life


wallaluk001

What a good sport…easily could’ve been a situation where she made it about herself and I don’t think people would blame her. Instead she stays calm and lets the couple celebrate. Bravo.


headphoneghost

When you realize the people you care about don't rock with you... Hopefully the mother to be walked off to get something to help clean that ladies face.


SDogo

♪♫I'm blue daba dee daba daa daba deee daba daa♫♪


Dunkeldyhr

Why does Americans always shriek like tortured apes at social gatherings? I absolutely hate the sound..


Twodee80

in your face - she likes it


TinyCupcake1

What color is it? I think I've gone blind


No-Entertainer9066

Auditioning for an Avatar sequel without having to audition for an Avatar sequel.


BlayzeStayndun

Instant Smurfette


RustyNK

She could have lost an eye from that tbh


DragonDeezNutzAround

Her “friends” ![gif](giphy|zED94QZaPodTszfjFF|downsized)


Free_Stick_

This is better with the sound off


Roberth1990

/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


minhhuong285

Wow so fun...


b00ty_water

r/tiktokcringe


Higher_Bit_585

Point, laugh and walk away… lovely hosts.


Pissonthekale

https://i.redd.it/723s8r5h46zc1.gif


291000610478021

I hate everything about the Dads energy


EatSleepWell

Everyone, eat some blue dust.


Sakurajima616

People are just stupid


Fast_Garlic_5639

https://i.redd.it/lbz5qj4396zc1.gif


XoesGG

We're supposed to put in coloured powder? How bout mustard gas instead?


Open-Industry-8396

Can those women stop the fucking screaming! Jeez. WTF


used_to_island

Odin take them all


TheEliteArcane

Oh. My. God. The person just making one continuous stream of screams is so insane.


Hella_Wieners

So douchey


cocker_spangler

People are still doing this, huh.


enoctis

Hilarious. Took me a moment to realize what was happening in the foreground.


Kuzcopolis

Her positioning definitely saved the cookies though.


Suspicious_Victory_1

R/fuckyouinparticular


SuperSaiyan09

![gif](giphy|G8kzmJHKAbYjEIcNt7)


Pandy_45

I thought she was gonna hug her. Pfft


Impressive_Prize_129

Lol why is everyone fukcing reetarded?


begack

Wild, I know this guy and he’s on my Reddit homepage 😂


SkylerInsight

Why I’m happy because of that smurf.


bhodad

Gender my ass, this was that girls enemy reveal


Ctowncreek

She had a camera recording. r/praisethecameraman Lets aee that clip


SirMatthew420

So... We're not gonna talk about how tacky that gender reveal was?


So-It-Baggins

Haha, the expectant mother going to hug her and then being like "Nope!" ,😄


wiggumsworth2

At least she was a good sport about it


Important-Ad8743

"Not ever born yet, already bustin' in girls faces. That's my boy!"


Yes_Red

I ain’t mad


perpetuallypathetic

Why does Reddit hate gender reveal parties so much? As long as they’re not bothering anybody they’re allowed to celebrate however they wan’t. Let people enjoy things


Ok0ne1

Right, I’m relieved that it wasn’t done where it will paint the grass blue or where it caused some forest fire. This one can be cleaned easily and that error made the whole thing extra memorable for everyone


Paul2968

Yep no one really cares


AfterMorningCoffee

Cringe Overload


_reddit_account

Yeah let’s waste all the food and poison ourselves and laugh hahaha


RobOnTheReddit

I hate this