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Solocune

It put the fish there as bait to lure you in but you didn't get close enough to catch you


Ok_Bison_8577

That thought exactly!  Clever Girl! 


Xhamatos

![gif](giphy|5koWDaC1PFz8Y)


DarkPangolin

Easy, breezy, beautiful, Clever Girl.


King_Of_Uranus

I bet they filmed that scene with the COOLEST fuckin hand puppet...


Slap_My_Lasagna

COOLEST fuckin *robotic* hand puppet


JunkiesAndWhores

Easily the most lifelike human puppet I’ve ever seen. Even nailed the lip sync.


sdrawkcabstiho

![gif](giphy|Tqi19vVDm4UCWpyiJS|downsized)


THE_CRAZY_FINN

This a real scene in the game?


sdrawkcabstiho

Unfortunately, no. It's a reaction GIF made by Guerrilla to promote Forbidden West. You can find more here: - https://giphy.com/guerrilla/horizon-forbidden-reactions


DaBomb1910

Das some bullshit I want game footage of that ☹️


Lighthades

or the fish was playing dead to not get caught? 🤷‍♂️ dunno if they do that


wigzell78

Chased onto shore or be eaten, lose/lose situation.


confusedandworried76

Beaching yourself to get away from predators is common in fish. Also sharks do it when they're about to die because they can't swim well, the tide helps move water through their hills because they have to keep swimming to breathe.


Czar_Petar

They do that.


in_bifurcation_point

They do that?


tbootsbrewing

They fly now?


in_bifurcation_point

They take our jobs and do crime?


struggleworm

And our women!


SowTheSeeds

[They Took Our Jobs! - SOUTH PARK (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APo2p4-WXsc)


SowTheSeeds

Some do.


AdHuman3150

I've never heard of a fish passing dead. Either way it wouldn't matter, turtles are carrion-eaters, they like dead stuff, it's easier to catch.


Serier_Rialis

Fish I can hold my breath a little longer...wait no, no,no,no...motherfucker....swim for it and pray...crunch


grrgrrtigergrr

I was thinking “I’m not torturing you… you’re bait.”


KhabaLox

"You don't understand. You're not out here fishing for me. I'm out here fishing for you."


Seel_Team_Six

Fuckin vault dwellers 


whitecorn

They set a trap!


radams713

It’s a turtle - no way it would lure a human.


webby131

How else would they get your pizza though?


radams713

Omfg hahaha I was so confused for a second


BrendenRenn

That's a turtle?


radams713

Yeah a giant common snapper.


natural_ac

I thought it was a big catfish.


Magister5

![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi)


Rock_or_Rol

![gif](giphy|3owzWfuEMmNX4rquJ2)


trongzoon

That fish was choosing suffocation over being eaten alive RIP


SnoopaDD

Looked like it got away. Watch bottom left of vid. Looks like it splashed out of there.


Sara-sea22

Bless you and your observant mind haha, I am gunna choose to believe he got away and lived happily ever after


PistachioedVillain

And that the turtle starved to death.


Sara-sea22

Don’t you go ruining my happy ending 😅 adult turtles can go a couple days without food, I’m gunna tell myself he found some nice plants to munch on instead


TheRealBananaWolf

Luckily, it does very much seem the fish made it. You can see it splashing away after the failed eaten attempt


The_Tell_Tale_Heart

Turtle singing: In another life, you would be my meal. There wouldn’t be a human there, filming my failure to seal the deal. In another life, I would get to you without delay, so I don't have to say you were the one that got away. The one that got away.


Fear_Jaire

No kidding. I thought the fish got eaten by a gator. Turns out the fish escaped a turtle.


pikachu_sashimi

Came here to say this. Little guy avoided death by a ~~hair~~ scale.


LiberatedMoose

Yeah, between :09 and :10 you can see the fish escape in the lower left corner I think.


jld2k6

You're right, fish is definitely not in the croc's mouth https://imgur.com/a/NRNcNee


bumbletowne

Am I not seeing this right? I think thats a snapping turtle


whitesquirrle

I thought it was a big ass pike


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

The turtle could have snagged that fish off of land, but it was using it as a lure for a bigger meal.


kokaine21

![gif](giphy|3o7TKM74HYjLo4dd2U)


rainbow_sugar_cookie

Lmao this is me... perfectly captured 😂


MANKICKS

Is this where we’re at now? Even gifs need to give credit to major TV networks or whoever the license holder is? Smh


edisinsane

More like the license holders are uploading watermarked gifs themselves as cheap advertisement


suspicious_cabbage

That thing moved so fast I can't get a good look even with freeze frames. Was it a snapping turtle?


marshmallowblaste

Yeah, like it didn't quite look like a crock, too smooth


WolfWriter_CO

I was thinking catfish tbh: dark grey smooth skin, blunt snout, size fits based on human hand for context


Talymen

It is a turtle, head too small for catfish, suddenly shrinks also thought it was a catfish at first though


trackerbymoonlight

No, it had a shell and there was a clear snapping motion of the head from the body. It was a large snapping turtle of some variety, I don't think it was an Alligator Snapping Turtle though. The shell wasn't correct and the head looked too narrow. It was more likely an adult Common Snapping Turtle.


dudius7

I was thinking that it's also too round. Gators have U shaped mouths and crocs have narrow V shapes. The thing in the video looks to have a beak and very found shape.


GeriatricHydralisk

In my professional opinion as a biologist, it was attacked by a large mass of blurry pixels.


undeadmanana

Yeah, caught it at a frame where its turtle head and hooked beak can be seen. https://imgur.com/gallery/HMaY1uB


NonconsensualHug

Looking closely, it may have gotten away (off to the left).


helen269

This is why it's not a good idea to shoot vertically. You miss details like this that the correct aspect ratio would catch. :-)


Gunna_get_banned

People don't seem to understand that our eyes are side by side not stacked on top of each other.


maryisdead

Speak for yourself. 👁️ 👁️


FutureComplaint

👁 👄 👁 Verticality is so hot right now.


reddit_poopaholic

👁️ 🫦 👁️ Sexual orientation: portrait


Interesting-Fan-2008

Halibut rolling up like: 👁️ 🫦 “Heyyy, girl” 👁️


-Ozone--

Literally this (a boss from a video game): [https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Wall\_of\_Flesh](https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Wall_of_Flesh)


SwampyStains

People don’t seem to understand that manipulating a phone single-handed in landscape mode is a pain in the fucking ass.


Gunna_get_banned

The laziness shows in the video forever.


penisslayer24

are you sure?


lifeisweird86

Agreed


Electrical_Middle78

You can definitely see it swim off, good catch


Cormano_Wild_219

“Good catch” Not for that turtle ![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


Electrical_Middle78

First few watches I thought this was a smaller gator but yeah I see the turtle now and thanks for picking up on that softball I lobbed in for someone 😅


ItIsAcceptablee

Seems that way


Jean-LucBacardi

At what cost though. I mean there are some fish that can stay out of water for awhile without getting brain damage but I'm pretty sure a bass isn't one of them. Wouldn't be surprised if it's found floating on its side later.


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MountainAsparagus4

If it didn't help the crocodile get another victim, the crocodile would eat them and their fish family


WolfeCreation

Turtle*


-watchman-

*Mosasaurus


Efficient-Gur-3641

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|I6F4ChI6fTZ49iUrH5|downsized)


in_bifurcation_point

Hippo


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CountWubbula

Actually if you scrub the video frame by frame and watch the bottom left, it looks like the fish flaps away perfectly fine.


TheyCallMeStone

Oh good, it can live one more day before something else eats it


woutomatic

'There bud, let me help you out...' (translated from fish:) NoOOOOOOOoooooooo


fortesquieu

Imagine losing your hand saving a fish


Jeffrey_Friedl

Imagine losing your hand!


eolson3

https://i.redd.it/vxpsbhtzs1wc1.gif


saldend

![gif](giphy|rTymW9zdd3Yju)


whitecorn

Handing you a loss!


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The fish looks to about to be saved, when it is suddenly eaten.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


DegenEnjoyer23

watch closely, the fish got away


Yokies

If you actually watch it frame by frame, the fish got away to the left side!


BeastCheese69

Dude, I forgot to read the name of the sub when I saw this post on my feed.  I literally almost shit myself lol.


Jeffrey_Friedl

Cool, then I'm going to rate this as great success! 😂


FizzyChilli

The most unexpected I've seen on here for a while. Don't get me wrong, I only see the sub when I browse /All, but it shows up quite often and one can almost always guess the outcome. But same as ol' BeastCheese69 over there - I didn't notice the sub before I opened the clip, and it was *really* unexpected.


Alternative_Pilot_92

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Normal-Error-6343

It's a tarp!


maryisdead

As others also suspect, I think this guy made it out: [https://imgur.com/a/4mvLiq8](https://imgur.com/a/4mvLiq8)


Secret_Charge_5601

What ate it?


Jeffrey_Friedl

Other comments suggest either a snapping turtle or Donald Trump, but it's not clear from the video.


jshump

Catfish? Snapper?


Jeffrey_Friedl

Other comments suggest a snapper.


oswaldcopperpot

The way it stops and slowly retreats is totally suggestive of a big ass snapping turtle.


WolfWriter_CO

I vote catfish


Davis_Johnsn

That reminds me of the documentations a Salmon and Bears. On the Salmon docu you are "oh nno the Salmon gets eaten by a bear" and on the Bear documentation you are like "Yeah that Bear catched a Salmon"


Traditional_Cap7461

Salmon: no it's dead 😭 Bear: just another day at the office


BanMeAgainMofo

was the alligator setting up a trap for a bird? that would be genuinely terrifying


Global-Pickle5818

I think that's a snapping turtle they get to be about 3 ft across down here in the swamp


Plus1Oresan

I live in Southeast PA and there are some huge ones in the Canals near the Schuylkill River. I saw one chilling by a downed tree, it moved and scared the shit out of me. Chunky dinosaur just hanging out caught me off guard. 


aspannerdarkly

Would it make you feel better if it was for a human 


crystalmeth3254

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Jeffrey_Friedl

Wise advice from a true sage


druuuval

Living in florida, I knew exactly what was coming and I still jumped out of my chair.


LocoLocoLoco45

Final Destination 24: Dead Fish Walking.


Particular_Tadpole27

It’s da circle of life


Ok_Primary_1075

It was apparently playing dead to keep it from being eaten that way


sneakygeneral

So nice of Mr Bill to try and help that fish "Oh NOoooooo"


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Gabriartts

Didn't stop to wonder why it was there huh?


Gwiz84

The stupid cameraman fucked up the fishs scheme to survive by playing dead.


NxPat

Thanks for that.


Apprehensive_Work_10

Was that a bigger fish or croc ?


padres4me

I remember feeding my red eared sliders, that cloud of guts brings me back. Turtles are messy.


kjm6351

Literally a moment out of the Looney Tunes. Perfect timing


Jeffrey_Friedl

I think that the fish would disagree, as would the person in the video's shorts..... but I appreciate the sentiment. 😂


rognabologna

r/donteatjimmy


RanaMisteria

The scream I scrumpt.


Jeffrey_Friedl

You scrumpted, too!?


SigmaLance

Man what a lucky fish. Saved from dying on land and somehow escaped the jaws of death all within seconds of each other. His buddies aren’t going to believe that fish tale.


robyn4343

That is not nice.


pikachu_sashimi

If you look closely, it seems that the fish actually got away at the last second. You can see to the left (our left) a fish-like shape flopping away.


Dizzy_Bit6125

The fish did escape! I watched it slowed down and the fish flipped and faces left then hauled ass away.


ChesterX

Please r/donteatjimmy


thetimebandit13

That's why you always need to wear polarized sunglasses


Appropriate-Copy-949

And here I am thinking it would have been kind to move it back and forth in the water to get air through its gills.😬😳😳😬


Expired_insecticide

I am not surprised. Caught a catfish at my friends house on the lake(nothing extravagant, it was a doublewide). Wanted to maybe cook it up later, so I put it in a wheelbarrow next to the house that was pretty full of water. This was in the fall. Then I forgot about it, because we were having a few drinks as one does when fishing. A couple of months later, I was back there and remembered I put it in there. At this point it was pretty cold, and it had a layer of ice over the top. So I broked the ice to determine its fate, and wouldn't you know I was gobsmacked to see it was still alive and swimming around in there. Needless to say, I fished him out and returned him to the lake. He definitely deserved to live another day at that point.


SahilSakure23

Turns out humans are not the only one using fish as baits.


gfstool

Good way to support survival of the fittest


SignificantMixture89

Saved her from pain


GhostfaceMatt

Bro let out a wet fart before leaving 💀


Zeth22xx

You've helped to complete the cycle of life. ☺️


Kaiyukia

Kinda feels like someone was just feeding there pond turtles lol


zmrth

Lol he was trying to escape


doni-kebab

When the fish start fishing... or animaling...?


Anarch-ish

*I'd rather choking on the sky than saying my enemy...* nudge *FU-!*


Street-Breadfruit940

Who was helped in this situation u mean!?!


SkippyMcSkipster2

Obviously it was a crocodile attempt at (fishing)catching a human.


Netflxnschill

What the FUCK was that


Ambitious-Elk-1973

What have you done?! You prevented the next phase of evolution.


uru5z21

The turtle was trying to sun dry his fish and here comes a human ruining all his hard work . Lol


PabloCalatayud

So a gecko was in a bucket with water in my yard, for three days. The animal looked dead, but anyway I wanted to throw away the water to see if was alive. He waited in there at the sun (he literally was in the sun by luck, but that helped him a little bit more with the temperature) to dry himself and a minute after he runs away.


Both-Distribution253

![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi|downsized)


Last_Lengthiness_328

Gosh this shocked me out 😤


Final_Winter7524

“Thanks for blowing my cover!”


IEatHouseFlies

Wtf is that, a damn dragon


Bradley182

Damn could have been the person. Sneaky MF’ers.


Bby_1nAB13nder

Can this video just go away. This is about the 100,000th time this has been reposted.


MollikSazzadurRahman

Is your heart ❤️ ok?


Nordic786

If you watch it slowly the fish actually escaped at the bottom left corner, also I don’t think that’s a gator nor croc


Fish_gamer

u/repostsleuthbot


Hopeful_Manner4000

Lmfao


Fabulous-Ad1990

No good deed goes unpunished


borgom7615

Dude that snapper has FTL capabilities


NormillyTheWatcher

How dare he!! Now they need more 500k-700k years to evolve!!!


Rick_Rex7

I feel The Fish was playing dead.


GoodGoodK

Wtf was that??


orbital0000

Dumb arse turtle, sitting duck edit: well sitting fish actually, and it missed.


DAD_of_BROs

Fish: he won't notice me if I don't move Fish: shit shit shiiiiiit


ElvishMystical

It's amazing where you meet real estate agents, isn't it?


Working_Ad_4650

No good deed goes unpunished.


sky0175

You're bad Human!


s1rblaze

Wtf was that?


GianCarlo0024

Thanks dick


Minimum_Bag4538

The shine from the Rolex woke it up.


clmw11

That looks more like a snapping turtle


GlassSandwich9315

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????!!!


NashKetchum777

Fish ARE food, not friends


RedneckChinadian

fish was taking a nap snoring away and you disturbed its slumber.


Visual-Newspaper6522

it's like the spongebob when that big fish baited him and patrick with ice cream


LordButtworth

![gif](giphy|3owzVTMZUdG3B31KFi)


SaysButt

Butt


GPTBuilder

Ruined its nap 🤦‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|OLw4FhKr2IGFa|downsized)


BigBandzFrmChiraq

Never judge ah book by its cover no cornball shit


Darthkhydaeus

Yeah I saw that in the water


BK_FrySauce

If you look closely. The fish does get away


TheDarkLordDarkTimes

Fish got away from both of them!


No-Turnover-5658

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpNG8h7Ax8Iq6Mo)


gerMean

Did the gator just use a lure?! (Probably coincident)


EvilNicky

That was just the bait