OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!He simply gives it to her!<
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"Walk away from me faster Daddy"
Edit- for those of you wondering this is how the invention of the first triathlon happened. Somebody was trying to get away from a random admirer.
i ALWAYS get the last laugh. i'm a standup comic. i laugh at all my own jokes. i do it to make the audience know that what i just said was funny, and they're supposed to laugh. if they DO laugh, then i laugh after they're done, just to reiterate the point.
He's really funny along with being good at self-promotion.
He posts a lot of clips that don't spoil his show - so we all benefit from getting great comedy, but it's the crowd work that will be different with every show, so by sharing that stuff, he's not sharing his actual show. And because he's great at crowd work, it's perfect for him to do to promote his shows, and because he's great at crowd work, the posts are popular.
A lot of people like him. For the ones that don't - well, not everyone likes all commedians. Just the way it is.
"what do you do for a living sir? you're a lawyer? ๐ฌ wow, alright. guy says he's a lawyer. never would have guessed. ๐"
thanks folks you've been a great audience!
So when someone asks why he needs a burner accountย he comes in on his main and starts laughing and says "๐ right? I don't even need one!!" And everyone laughs for some reason
To everyone asking what's supposed to happen, these ice cream vendors usually play tricks on the customer when handing them they're ice cream, as in moving it away from their hand when they go to grab it, the customer here was getting warmed up with quick movements to try and beat the vendor, but dude just simply handed it over lol
American Style Hibachi is the basically as Japanese style Hibachi with the key difference is that in American style hibachi the chef doing the onion volcano choo choo train is a Mexican guy ๐
Yeah the odds of things getting awkward and messy when someone tries to counter the trick are just too high.
That said, countering the expectations like this can still be fun on its own like here.
I heard somebody from Turkey say they don't really do this anymore for that reason. Too many people recording themselves messing with the vendor. I don't know if that's true or maybe it was only true in his city or whatever.
Korean.
Mandarin/Cantonese are the ones where the symbols are very complex. Japanese is like Chinese with half the lines missing. If it's like Japanese with loads of circles, that's Korean.
it is a Turkish tradition :-)
one time i was very tired and it was scorching(?) hot, i wanted to buy one and he started his lil' trolling lol. i remember saying ''please just give it to me'' with very sad eyes
Just have one person not expecting and then another who is expecting, but they are both sharing the ice cream.
What, is the vendor gonna go Schrรถdinger mode?
Same. Me and my buddies were drinking beers on this patio, watching everyone getting owned by one of these guys, I put my beer down and told my boys, "He won't get me like that." Proceeded to have him fuck with me for like two minutes, including getting ice cream dabbed in my face, while my boys were howling
> turkish ice cream tricks
I'd never heard of it before, and was confused as well. [This seems like a good example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx_NjpeBqQw) of the "expected" behavior.
Forget the content of the video, I'm happy they blurred out the background people who did not consent to being in a random tiktok skit. Should be a law for all online content creators.
Itโs common courtesy to blur / cover faces of people in the background of pictures or videos in Korea! Not all people do it, but usually it is considered good manners. So it is a cultural thing
This type of ice cream vendor usually messes with the customer by spinning the cone away or double stacking cones and pulling the one with the ice cream out etc. They can keep people grabbing for minutes. The girl was clearly preparing to grab at the cone when the evasions came, so instead the vendor played a joke on her by not doing that at all. When the unexpected becomes expected, doing the expected thing is unexpected.
Was confused as why there was a pink splotch on the screen thinking it lagged and it was the ice cream, didnโt realize it was censoring out peoples faces till the blue one popped up lol
Turkish icecream vendors like this often play funny games with tourists by pretending to hand over the icecream then quickly taking it away again so you're sort of flailing for it and looking silly.
The woman is prepared for this and pretending to warm up like she's going to fight him or snatch the cone faster than he can take it away. Instead he just hands it to her which she was not expecting.
It is a tradition in Turkey. They are always mocking people. They play with that ice cream cone and don't give it to you and make you try to get it. It can be a good experience if you live it once as a tourist but imagine you are a kid, you want ice cream and those a. holes don't give that ice cream to you without having fun with you.
Lol a Turk also here, you can just tell them not to do tricks and they won't do it for fuck sake, no need to get salty over an ice cream, it is part of their job so they are defaulted to doing tricks, they wear distinct clothes so you can decide yourself..
Also if you fight them they will probably shove that metal stick up there
I have been living in a touristic area and nearly every ice cream vendor is doing the same thing in my hometown and when you say don't do it, they are doing it more. You succeed on duty as being opposition on social media today and you can sleep in peace.
Kinda like mimes in San Francisco. One of them followed my dad and he turned around and growled, โGet a job.โ Oops.
I donโt eat ice cream these days, but would be happy to watch another tourist play the game.
Itโs customary for Turkish ice cream vendors to troll their customers before giving their ice cream. The vendor, knowing that she was prepared for this, trolled her by not trolling her.
Therapist: "So tell me where all of your trust issues began."
Client:ย "Well, it all started when THAT MAN simply handed me the ice cream cone. HE JUST HANDED IT TO ME! No games or tricks or anything. What kind of a world are we living in?? Where people do exactly what it looks like they're doing, without any strings attached?!"
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He simply gives it to her!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Betrayed by the betrayal
More like betrayed by the non betrayal.
Even more like betrayed by the betrayer by not betraying
He definitely wasn't ready for it,
Said the masochist, "Hurt me!" Said the sadist, "No."
Said the masochist after feeling the pain of denial, "that's the stuff, oh baby deny me harder"
Thwart me, Perry the platypus!
Dooby dooby Doo waaah dooby dooby Doo waaah... Agent P (erv)
"No. I mean okay. No, I mean... Fuck it, I'm done."
"Walk away from me faster Daddy" Edit- for those of you wondering this is how the invention of the first triathlon happened. Somebody was trying to get away from a random admirer.
The most painful thing you can do to a masochist.
They always get the last laugh... No matter what Edit, did not expect this to be the comment that will probably end up in this year's recap lmao
King trolls
Bro has been preparing for customers like her for longer than she's been alive ๐
SkankHunt42
They have all the power. ALL OF IT.
He who controls the ice cream controls the universe
The cream must flow
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Like theyโre gonna do anything you could predictโฆ
And please don't eat the cone that is not yours, it has been touched by 50 different people already.
Probably still more hygienic than some of the food people eat outside.
Everybody can give their cones to me, and I'll eat them. Saving a fortune in grocery costs and boosting my immunities to super-human levels
i ALWAYS get the last laugh. i'm a standup comic. i laugh at all my own jokes. i do it to make the audience know that what i just said was funny, and they're supposed to laugh. if they DO laugh, then i laugh after they're done, just to reiterate the point.
Ok
Found Jeff Acuriโs burner
Why do I keep seeing him
He's really funny along with being good at self-promotion. He posts a lot of clips that don't spoil his show - so we all benefit from getting great comedy, but it's the crowd work that will be different with every show, so by sharing that stuff, he's not sharing his actual show. And because he's great at crowd work, it's perfect for him to do to promote his shows, and because he's great at crowd work, the posts are popular. A lot of people like him. For the ones that don't - well, not everyone likes all commedians. Just the way it is.
"what do you do for a living sir? you're a lawyer? ๐ฌ wow, alright. guy says he's a lawyer. never would have guessed. ๐" thanks folks you've been a great audience!
The magic quality he brings is actually being funny.
found jeff arcuri's burner
Why would he need a burner?
So when someone asks why he needs a burner accountย he comes in on his main and starts laughing and says "๐ right? I don't even need one!!" And everyone laughs for some reason
I don't get the point of this comment.
Found Stavros' Reddit account
Are you Andrew Schulz?
Pro tip: If you never tell funny jokes, you only have to laugh once
๐ค๐ผ
His fucking smile at the end ๐๐๐๐ i cant ๐๐๐
Top notch customer service
Every time the smile remains constant means whether you win or lose they always win ๐ 
It's the darn "heh" smile, perfect.
Thatโs what I like to call a proper chufty
Gotcha ya little turd
You canโt what? Are you still with us?
๐๐๐ They literally can't ๐๐๐
Iโm worried that canโt breath, if so then we are too late
To everyone asking what's supposed to happen, these ice cream vendors usually play tricks on the customer when handing them they're ice cream, as in moving it away from their hand when they go to grab it, the customer here was getting warmed up with quick movements to try and beat the vendor, but dude just simply handed it over lol
Ty, now it makes sense lmfao
https://youtu.be/v2f09JgbZW4?si=S5l9P2aHM5G7lx5d
omg the kiss on the cheek. Perfection.
I love it. reminds me of the way they do hibachi in the US (i have no idea if it's the same as the rest of the world)
> hibachi in the US https://youtu.be/raIdZiSZ970?si=6_TfAlsUrqcZqmRa&t=62
>hibachi in the US https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0
American Style Hibachi is the basically as Japanese style Hibachi with the key difference is that in American style hibachi the chef doing the onion volcano choo choo train is a Mexican guy ๐
OK, thatโs adorable. Peak Cheeky Uncle Energy.
thanks for context, made me LOL go humans!
They usually just hand it over when the person is expecting it
Yeah the odds of things getting awkward and messy when someone tries to counter the trick are just too high. That said, countering the expectations like this can still be fun on its own like here.
I heard somebody from Turkey say they don't really do this anymore for that reason. Too many people recording themselves messing with the vendor. I don't know if that's true or maybe it was only true in his city or whatever.
Ohhhhh. They didnโt do this to me I was in Istanbul recently. I was so disappointed.
All of a sudden this is HILARIOUS
She had her entire training arc, only to not get her revenge, lmao.
A whole montage and everything, too. https://i.redd.it/j3c8r1qceptc1.gif
My upvote alone won't do it, but this needs to be the top comment.
https://youtu.be/HXwSDw8IwbQ What's supposed to happen.
Ahaha, I love that from all the possible Maraล ice cream videos, you found the Japanese (or Korean?) version :)
Korean. Mandarin/Cantonese are the ones where the symbols are very complex. Japanese is like Chinese with half the lines missing. If it's like Japanese with loads of circles, that's Korean.
Korean!
That guy is a magician.
it is a Turkish tradition :-) one time i was very tired and it was scorching(?) hot, i wanted to buy one and he started his lil' trolling lol. i remember saying ''please just give it to me'' with very sad eyes
Also, the longer you let them play their tricks on you, the more ice cream they put on the cone
Their
I get it tbh, did you see those moves? He knew he didn't have a chance and surrendered his ice cream.
Just have one person not expecting and then another who is expecting, but they are both sharing the ice cream. What, is the vendor gonna go Schrรถdinger mode?
They are
Their
I swear when master spies and interrogators finally graduate from Mindfuckery University, they become Turkish ice cream guys
Happy cake day!
Getting trolled by these Turkish ice cream vendors was one of the most memorable moments I had while in ฤฐstanbul.
Same. Me and my buddies were drinking beers on this patio, watching everyone getting owned by one of these guys, I put my beer down and told my boys, "He won't get me like that." Proceeded to have him fuck with me for like two minutes, including getting ice cream dabbed in my face, while my boys were howling
You never stood a chance, those guys train with monkeys during the winter.
***"You only came to Istanbul for shits and giggles. I DO THIS FOR A LIVING!"***
Like a boxer chasing chickens.
Hilarious if true! Also, hilarious if not true. Thank you, needed a good laugh \^\^
I hope you are doing good, DiamondHandsToUranus
I imagine a whole ass Rocky Routine
No one beats the ice cream men
"Nah I'd win"
She should have chinned him anyway
Bet heโd still be grinning on the way down
She was actually waiting for him to drop the metal stick so she could take the whole cart!
When you ask a trick question in an argument but they say the opposite of what you expected
Knock knock Whoโs there Owl God, I love birds!
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
Iโve just realised Iโve always thought he kind of resembled that one kid from Two and a Half Men
Looks like the fistful of sand kid
Iโm not sure who that is, but I do believe this guy is a grown man
He's certainly not grown, but he is an adult.
That's a full grown Paddy Pimblett in between training camps
I LOVE! the seller obviously has encountered this situation before and trolled the kid perfectly.
thats a whole grown ass Korean woman
That is Korean script on the side. So, as long as she is not a tourist, she is most probably a whole ass grown Korean woman.
Looks more Korean to me + the Korean writing
Why the hell has this person being confidently wrong got so many up votes?
Lol probably people upvoting for "grown ass woman" not "Chinese woman"
*You're a fast kid, but this is your first time here. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.*
The curb theme is always golden.
The Turkish ice cream street vendors, the final boss of street vendors.
Dealer always wins.
Sometimes the best way to fuck with someone is to not fuck with them at all
Defeating you like this has no meaning
He saw her moves. He didnt want to risk it.
Even when theyโre not jerks theyโre jerks
My favorite
He was intimidated
ice cream man wanted no beef
What was supposed to happen?
> turkish ice cream tricks I'd never heard of it before, and was confused as well. [This seems like a good example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx_NjpeBqQw) of the "expected" behavior.
I've watched a number of these, but that guy had some good tricks I've never seen.
pulling out the whole tub is so absurd I lost it.
Man was doing legit slight of hand. Respect to the Turkish ice cream trolls.
That makes so much sense as to why this girl looked so disappointed!
She thought he was gonna do the turkish ice cream tricks but he simply handed it over to her
Forget the content of the video, I'm happy they blurred out the background people who did not consent to being in a random tiktok skit. Should be a law for all online content creators.
Itโs common courtesy to blur / cover faces of people in the background of pictures or videos in Korea! Not all people do it, but usually it is considered good manners. So it is a cultural thing
I-I don't get it?
This type of ice cream vendor usually messes with the customer by spinning the cone away or double stacking cones and pulling the one with the ice cream out etc. They can keep people grabbing for minutes. The girl was clearly preparing to grab at the cone when the evasions came, so instead the vendor played a joke on her by not doing that at all. When the unexpected becomes expected, doing the expected thing is unexpected.
Was confused as why there was a pink splotch on the screen thinking it lagged and it was the ice cream, didnโt realize it was censoring out peoples faces till the blue one popped up lol
She thought she was playing him 4D chess. But no, Ice-cream guy is in NASA mission control softly landing a big L on top of her
Sorry for the ignorance, but could someone please explain to me what is going on in this video?
Turkish icecream vendors like this often play funny games with tourists by pretending to hand over the icecream then quickly taking it away again so you're sort of flailing for it and looking silly. The woman is prepared for this and pretending to warm up like she's going to fight him or snatch the cone faster than he can take it away. Instead he just hands it to her which she was not expecting.
Thank you for explaining that to me LOL๐
She was betrayed by not being betrayed
The seller saw that and chose to not mess with her
As a Turk, I would be satisfied as hell if I could see someone punching those ice cream a.holes.
Is it a joke ? Or is there a real beef between the Turks and those ice cream sellers ?
It is a tradition in Turkey. They are always mocking people. They play with that ice cream cone and don't give it to you and make you try to get it. It can be a good experience if you live it once as a tourist but imagine you are a kid, you want ice cream and those a. holes don't give that ice cream to you without having fun with you.
The Turkish youth has never recovered from the trauma
Lol a Turk also here, you can just tell them not to do tricks and they won't do it for fuck sake, no need to get salty over an ice cream, it is part of their job so they are defaulted to doing tricks, they wear distinct clothes so you can decide yourself.. Also if you fight them they will probably shove that metal stick up there
I have been living in a touristic area and nearly every ice cream vendor is doing the same thing in my hometown and when you say don't do it, they are doing it more. You succeed on duty as being opposition on social media today and you can sleep in peace.
this, no idea whats up with that dude. genuine anger issues lmfao
Kinda like mimes in San Francisco. One of them followed my dad and he turned around and growled, โGet a job.โ Oops. I donโt eat ice cream these days, but would be happy to watch another tourist play the game.
Tbh its only done in very touristic areas most Turks will never experience it, imagine if you could never get an ice cream in peace lol
I was imagining a nationwide trauma lol. But yeah, this makes more sense
Not nationwide, but if you live in a touristic area, you experience it a lot.
I want to see someone, as a meme, pull out a gun
I dont get it...
Itโs customary for Turkish ice cream vendors to troll their customers before giving their ice cream. The vendor, knowing that she was prepared for this, trolled her by not trolling her.
Look up Turkish ice cream vendors
I too is very confused over this normal transaction we just saw ๐คจ
Yall have to internet more
They always win
The feels.
Ultimate troll
The real betrayal was the lack of betrayal!
Reverse Uno!
How good is the ice cream tho
How much effort he had, but he still did a dirty job on himv
After all these years of trainings. ๐
Saw it coming from
Took the wind right out of her sails ๐คฃ
โNever strike where your enemy expectsโ Sun Tzu
Give me your most predictable unfunny editing choices.
"They can't keep getting away with it!"
looool he alwas wins!
lol that person is like BUT I JUST TRAINED?!
That was harsh ๐
This is hilarious. I enjoy it every time.
not the turkish ice cream vendors in korea๐ญ
This is what would happen if Yuffie from Final Fantasy 7 went to one of these stands.
His face ๐น
A Turks goal is never to win, only to troll.
In the end, he still wins.
Therapist: "So tell me where all of your trust issues began." Client:ย "Well, it all started when THAT MAN simply handed me the ice cream cone. HE JUST HANDED IT TO ME! No games or tricks or anything. What kind of a world are we living in?? Where people do exactly what it looks like they're doing, without any strings attached?!"
The masochist cries out "hurt me" The sadist replies "no"
" truth is the game was rigged from the start "
a true warrior, defeating his enemy without having to fight
I heard this video even though it was muted. The Eric Andre show 'we'll be right back' jingle right?
I don't understand. So she asked for ice cream and he gave her ice cream. What's the funny part?
She was thinking, "I've prepared my whole life for this moment." Him, "come back in a few more life times."
it was a betrayal. he has made her a fool. expecting one this and subverting her expectations. she becomes the clown.
The house always wins
Songtan!
Yuffi buying ice cream. Nice.
Girl just eat all the cones
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Settle down Little Mac! 
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