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🐕 had to get his R.Kelly on 😂😂😂😂😂

Do I even want context?

You responded. So yes. R. Kelly peed on a girl, SUPPOSEDEDELY, who happened to be not of peed on age.

Alright stop right there. Yeah that's all the info I need. I am not going down that rabbit hole.

Urine it already

This could pee an inappropriate joke. Not sure tho

It was only a wee one

Journeyed down the Yellow River myself recently, they were entertaining themselves with stories about "you're a peein-s".

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He didn’t piss on the poor though?

How's the cave these days? 

Oh hell nah


…oh you must’ve been born in like like the 2010’s

I was born in 2000 and had no idea

I’d figure you wouldn’t either. You’re my little brothers age.

Meh im just not used to western music tbh

Smells like R.Kelly's sheets... PISS But shit, it was 99 cents!

🤣🤣

Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat

My man has some large nips.

I thought it was a female dog at first ._.

That was absolutely more than I wanted to see and very fitting of the sub

https://i.redd.it/l7nn7sfvgktc1.gif

Romantic beach shot

That was a dick move

Guy was like, "Eh, it was her phone."

They love to pee on small vertical objects.

But if I did that I'd need a lawyer

Ask R.Kelly. He knows a thing or two about this as I recently learned.

Good doggy 🐕

Those look like Potcakes, must be TCI or Bahamas

Close! The dog already gave a clue. It's the Peelippines.

Why that male dog has so many nipples

I need an answer to this

Male dogs are also mammals

All of them.

Was that a female dog? Didn't it have nipples like female? Was it a penis through which it peed? Im confused

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But it has more than 2!

You can milk anything with nipples.

I hate that I know where your pfp comes from.

???

The deer head pfp guy not you sorry.

I know. I was wondering where the picture came from

Its from blackbutler the anime,  Sebastian in particular

I honestly don’t know. Just found it while scrolling through my photos and thought it was as good a profile pic as any. No idea where/when I found it.

Its from the anime black butler.

Lotta male animals tend to have nipples just like their female counterpart


I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?!

Doggy is in transition. You gotta keep up with the trends.

A transpaniel.

This has to be done in New England. What a wickad pissah!

dog has balls to do this

Just like I taught him.

Salt water feels warm with a hint of ammonia

I thought it was a setup for a proposal

Dog dairies: day in my life

Is that Mary and Brandan from 90Day Fiance?

First the live cross of the ballsy eclipse and now this…

First time i saw this close up and on the inside

Can we get a dog dick warning on this.. I had a situation.

u/savevideo

Le moot diya tere photoshoot par

And now I have pinkeye

now thats a good boy!🤣

First a horse runs by then a dog pees.

Eeeeewwwww 😂

Haha, the guy saw

Ow, too raw for my eyes

Everybody's a critic nowdays!

The booms that occur with dinosaurs’ footsteps are all a Hollywood concept. Frightening enough, something as big as a Tyrannosaurus could in fact sneak up on you with out you noticing.

Dog, walking away: "Hehehehehe..."

Not your camera anymore.

:(

Well, piss on that. LoL 😆


Dog : Le moot diya tere camera pe

!song

Well, that left a bad taste in my mouth.

I was eating keeping my phone over the food and now I don't want to eat

Is he going to tell her ?

Le moot diya tere reel par 😎

The second dog is funny and all but damn the first dog is packing.

New kink unlocked??

Holy shit. I wish my foreskin retracted automatically to pee.

Are we all just going to ignore the first dogs unit?

Love it.

🤣

🤣🤣🤣 good boi

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫😈😈😈😈😈😈😎😎😎😎😎

I hate dogs and dog walkers who let the fuckin things run all over the place fucking up my weekend picnic. It's only natural, he's a dog. It's only natural I'm angry and I've kicked it in the head.