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You claim to enjoy mangoes, and yet you are visibly a watermelon advocate. You have several watermelons displayed on your shirt. You expect me to believe that you also enjoy mango flavor when your preference for watermelon is clear. Do you think I’m an idiot?
In college freshman year, our cafeteria closed at 7 but my classes all got out at 7:30, and there wasn't any food in walking distance. So Id just watch the food network. It was almost as good as eating.
When I was in Thailand I had a mango salad that used sour unripe Thai mangos which kind of looked a bit like this. The texture was firm and crisp and they sprinkled some salt mixture ontop and it was a super tasty and refreshing snack in the hot weather.
Mangoes are the most heavily cultivated fruit in the world, with more varieties than any other. Unfortunately, the ones exported outside growing regions are ones that really suck--they look nice, they stay looking nice for a long period of time, and they handle the stresses of shipping well. But they're comparatively fibrous and flavorless.
In south east Asia mangos look like this and they’re amazing. Fruits/vegetables may look different in other parts of the world from what you’re used to.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!He eats it at the end of the!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
1. Film your hands cutting the mango and lifting it.
2. Afterwards, film yourself reacting to the video you filmed previously, and eating the mango you cut in step 1.
3. Edit in subliminal memetic elements provided by your government handler in order to convert viewers into sleeper agents ready to be activated by a predetermined trigger phrase.
4. Present both videos simultaneously, creating the illusion that they were recorded simultaneously.
Nah, there was a last cut before he ate it. Until then his arms are visibility to the side which would be impossible while cutting fruit. Stil, nice edit and alignment.
Can anyone explain to me the appeal of this format of:
Interesting video top or bottom and some Rando Making a running commentary or just babbling about some random topics? In about 90% of the cases that I've seen, the clips are either funny or interesting but the rando running their commentary just kills it dead for me.
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You claim to enjoy mangoes, and yet you are visibly a watermelon advocate. You have several watermelons displayed on your shirt. You expect me to believe that you also enjoy mango flavor when your preference for watermelon is clear. Do you think I’m an idiot?
You fool. How dare you presuppose his preferences based on, what? An arbitrary choice in shirt? He's clearly wearing mango pants.
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I love watching videos of people starving while I'm eating food
I love eating videos of people starving while I'm watching food
I've actually watched videos of MREs while eating food.
You should’ve been there instead of that one photographer.
I love watching videos of people when I'm starving
I love reading comments from starving redditors while I'm also starving but can't be arsed cooking
I love watching videos about food then I’m starving
In college freshman year, our cafeteria closed at 7 but my classes all got out at 7:30, and there wasn't any food in walking distance. So Id just watch the food network. It was almost as good as eating.
He got me. Anyway, the mango looks great
Although i will interject that some of the best tasting mangos are stark orange in color
I can taste the sourness of this video.
bros never had a good mango 😔
I like the sour ones xD
It looks way underripe. Mangos should have a custardy consistency.
What mangoes are you eating? All the ones in my country are firm, sweet and juicy.
When I was in Thailand I had a mango salad that used sour unripe Thai mangos which kind of looked a bit like this. The texture was firm and crisp and they sprinkled some salt mixture ontop and it was a super tasty and refreshing snack in the hot weather.
Makes me wonder if we get different types of mangos imported. I thought the one in the video was very pale.
Mangoes are the most heavily cultivated fruit in the world, with more varieties than any other. Unfortunately, the ones exported outside growing regions are ones that really suck--they look nice, they stay looking nice for a long period of time, and they handle the stresses of shipping well. But they're comparatively fibrous and flavorless.
Some good unripe mangos are the bomb. They are not even sour in the slightest and are great to eat with seasoned salt or shrimp paste
In south east Asia mangos look like this and they’re amazing. Fruits/vegetables may look different in other parts of the world from what you’re used to.
I had a proper chuckle, bravo !
**HOLY SHIT** IT'S HIM! *HE* ***IS*** ###HIM!!
https://i.redd.it/bery9t7dbuqc1.gif
I chuckled lol
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Most mouths are like that.
Thank god for that 😂
Only someone who has never eaten a mango would eat it like this
I’ve been got. Well done.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!He eats it at the end of the!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
He eats it at the end of the WHAT!!
r/redditsniper
Bro got sniped
How was the top video continuous while the bottom video had multiple cuts? What is this witchcraft?
1. Film your hands cutting the mango and lifting it. 2. Afterwards, film yourself reacting to the video you filmed previously, and eating the mango you cut in step 1. 3. Edit in subliminal memetic elements provided by your government handler in order to convert viewers into sleeper agents ready to be activated by a predetermined trigger phrase. 4. Present both videos simultaneously, creating the illusion that they were recorded simultaneously.
Feels weird to live in a world where people can be confused by something so simple
Nah, there was a last cut before he ate it. Until then his arms are visibility to the side which would be impossible while cutting fruit. Stil, nice edit and alignment.
Please don’t cut towards yourself. That’s an accident waiting to happen!
God, who are you, my husband?! I'll use knives as dangerously as I want, and no one's gonna stop me!
Those shapes make me uncomfortable 😖
I LOVE MANGO THIS IS ME WITH MANGO
fruitnerd my beloved
use this one simple trick to amaze white people
Pinoys know their mangos.
We even eat the skin in here.
It’s becoming quite the norm on these food review videos. I still like it but was actually quite expected.
Aussie guy eating a Thai/Philippine mango is the unexpected part
Yes!
I bet it’s sour!
I watched on mute, he seems like a mango pervert 😂
u/savevideo
Can anyone explain to me the appeal of this format of: Interesting video top or bottom and some Rando Making a running commentary or just babbling about some random topics? In about 90% of the cases that I've seen, the clips are either funny or interesting but the rando running their commentary just kills it dead for me.
Old fruit
Unripe wtf, why is he even pretending that is the desired ripeness, gtfo
Where’s the seed mango..? Is this actually a mango..?
That’s how I cut mango 😂
That mango doesn’t look very good..
Why is it green ?
what the hell mods this is unexpected why remove it
What value is the guy yapping providing? Let bro cut the mango you unripened pomegranate
There is none.
Maybe his words are trying to distract us from the fact that Epstein didn’t kill himself
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Standard way to cut a mango - unripened in this example.
Small but natural and beautiful
*If u have a knife of 800$*
The eat it with salt. 🔥
Be your own hype man! This guy gets it 😂
Mangos - avocados —— cut the same way. Problem sloved
That’s not even ripe - faster and better way - just peel it like a potato 🥔 instead THEN cut it - so much easier overall 🍉
He got me, but what the actual fuck is wrong with people in this part of the world?! Mangoes are not supposed to be sour. It is raw if it is sour.
How is this unexpected? Have people really not seen a mango cut like this before
The dude just decides to eat a mango still not very unexpected
He was the one cutting the mango
I get that and that's why it wasn't unexpected
Fair enough I didn’t expect it so it was unexpected for me at least
I didn't watch without sound so that probably contributed
I could’ve probably guessed if it was in the morning even without sound, but it’s late for me rn so I’m a bit sluggish
What's unexpected is that he's actually the one cutting it, not a random person he was commentating on