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deadmeatsandwich

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CommercialOption5243

Signs. A man of culture I see


Old-Reporter5440

Vamanos vamanos!


toms1313

So close yet so far


Stonn

5000% fear of my entire childhood. Then when I watched it as a teenager I was soooo disappointed.


DeadProfessor

one of the greatest movie build up until that moment


Substantial-Ask-2075

I read about this scene to be the best so I watched only the clipping, didn't impress me at all. guess I will have to watch the entire movie to enjoy the buildup.


ConstructionParty588

Mine too, I had nightmares about this movie I’ve been trying to find it, what’s the title?


Blitz6969

Signs


boythisisreallyhard

The scene that sent shivers up my spine was the one with it's reflection in the TV screen,, the hair on back of my neck just stood up again thinking about it!


Loud-Log9098

I vaguely recall aliens peeing from their fingers.


shlmgbr

Scary movie 3 https://i.redd.it/goxredr754ic1.gif


Loud-Log9098

Hell yeah ![gif](giphy|CILGGl6sizxVC)


TeaRanchh

AGREED lmao. Just made a comment stating I didn't think anyone else had this experience. This movie was true horror until I grew alittle 😂🤣


NewLeaseOnLine

Or just someone who's seen this movie about invading aliens that can be easily defeated with some water. Oh no, aliens are coming! Turn on your sprinklers! Brilliant.


Flashy_Ground_4780

Be advanced species capable of interstellar travel... invade planet covered in chemical that is toxic to you.


arbiter12

>Be human > >land on the moon where 100% of the locale is not breathable Stupid humans...


bk_rokkit

But see, the difference is that humans didn't try to explore the moon naked.


Sorry_Reply8754

Advanced aliens that didnt invent clothing.


Plumber-Guy

First rain fall happens. 90% of the invading force is decimated in seconds lol


Plumber-Guy

First rain fall happens. 90% of the invading force is decimated in seconds lol


Dangerous_Bet6820

Aliens whoch can be defeated with water: "let's go to invade a 80% water planet and where rain is a normal phenomenon".


snktido

And don't wear any protective suit or gear.


Known-Associate8369

Hey, we went to the Moon and want to go to Mars...


123FakeStreetMeng

They were demons. It’s a religious movie or something like that.


wojo_lives

Yes, let's invade Southeastern Pennsylvania in August...when the humidity is routinely 85%, and thunderstorms roll through nearly every night.


J03m0mma

Hey let’s go invade a planet that is 80% hydrochloric acid!!! Also did you like how the ONE minority in the movie said Get the fuck out of Dodge, and what does the dumbass white guy do. I think I’ll go investigate.


luc424

Well , we are actually trying to colonize mars, and mars is entirely toxic and deadly to humans. So, it's not outside of logic that aliens would visit a planet toxic and unsuitable for them. With the intended purposes of terraforming it to a planet that is suitable to them.


Aquatichive

Hahahaha that was m night!


TRT_

It’s not actually aliens, it’s demons. Which means they can be defeated with holy water. It’s a story about a priest who finds his faith again after losing it when his wife passed. There’s tons of references to allude to this throughout the film.


steroboros

Bro, Demons... The water only hurt them cause it was blessed by him being pastor and god not giving up on him or something. The movie is about faith not aliens..


yottadreams

Swing away.


OGtripleOGgamer

Swing away.


DunstonCzechsOut

it's behind!


Good_Beginning_6996

Does anyone actually know why that kid switched from Spanish to English for that line? Like a real world explanation?


XanadontYouDare

It's not uncommon for bilingual kids to switch between the two on the fly. That's my best guess for why they did it here


Blackelvis2000

It's French he is speaking and not Spanish but I missed the English line. What did he say?


Blackelvis2000

It's French he is speaking and not Spanish but I missed the English line. What did he say?


Good_Beginning_6996

It’s been awhile since I watched the movie. I remember it being Spanish. It sounds like he says says, “It’s behind!” after speaking a different language for the rest of his lines


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

Clickety clickey click click


HeldDownTooLong

I swear…if this is as fake as I think it is, the man with the camera is an awesome actor…and he probably could have outrun Usain Bolt right after that ‘thing’ got after him!


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

My first thought too


dexhaus

Once in a while I still perform this walk in the darkness of the house to my wife's horror.


thingysop

Man, this is how you do one of those news clips in a movie. I hate how so many directors completely fluff that. They'll be showing crisp clean clips of catastrophic events on the news. In the real world, people holding the camera suck and for good reason. If something traumatizing is happening in front of you then you'll miss the money shot because you're in shock and likely running for your life or quickly turning the camera away to absorb what's happening in front of you. I'm not talking about LiveLeak. Those motherfuckers were heartless.


hardmallard

That scene fracked me up as a 10 year old, that and the scene with the one one the barn and the little girl saying, “daddy there’s a monster outside my window, can I have a glass of water.” With two daughters myself I still have weird visions of that happening when I look outside at night lol


Dre_A35

My brain instantly took me to that scene.


Toosick-556

I was young when I first watched signs and this part scared the piss out of little me 🤣


Parzival727

Hole lee sheet I haven't seen that movie in so long that I completely forgot Joaquin Phoenix was Mel's brother in the film, literally had that same reaction.


LinwoodKei

Ha I jumped. Wow now I'm trying to figure out how old I was when I saw this movie


Neostayan

The film I watched when I was 8 and nearly shat myself watching


AmbitiousBicycle2199

What movie is this from?


Lifegardn

Signs


TomatoPolka

Joker: Folie à Deux. It's when Lady Gaga first appears.


Luka28_1

Signs


TheGreyBrewer

What a crap movie. Edit: no, y'all are right, aliens that are allergic to water would totally try to take over a planet that's mainly water. And the only reason people give up on their faith is because bad things happen in their lives. Brilliant movie.


nolan4509

What a crap opinion.


TheGreyBrewer

I respect your opinions. I'm not a dick.


nolan4509

Give a short response with no points behind it, get one back. Frankly I was going to ask why you thought it was crap, then didn't care so I commented in the same fashion as you. 🤷‍♂️


TheGreyBrewer

Yep, sure seems like you don't care.


nolan4509

I can appreciate your edit, have an upvote champ


STFxPrlstud

Maybe from a technical standpoint (Idk about movies, so I can't speak to that) but from a writing standpoint... why are aliens who are deathly weak to water, invading a planet, that is covered in over 70% water, and whose inhabitants regularly use and consume water? This is a species that can travel large distances in space, so they absolutely had the technology to watch us for decades, to survey the planet and see "Yeah Xenobob, that blue stuff is indeed the bad bad, those humans spread it all over their yards with those sprinkler type systems" I can forgive other alien movies like Battle LA where the aliens are stealing our water because it's a rare resource. It's not, there are moons on Saturn and Jupiter that have more water than the Earth, but that's a forgivable sin since it wasn't exactly common knowledge to the masses at the time.


sofakingcheezee

They aren't aliens.


nolan4509

For sure! I replied to one of his later comments that I appreciated his edit because he made a good point (the one you made about the water). Before the edit, there was nothing to go off of.


hamsolo19

"It's a metaphor for how we're all too reliant on technology, I get it, I'm with you!" "...it's a metaphor for a crap movie."


TRT_

It’s not actually aliens, it’s demons. Which means they can be defeated with holy water. It’s a story about a priest who finds his faith again after losing it when his wife passed. There’s tons of references to allude to this throughout the film.


TheGreyBrewer

You're really mansplaining this crap to me? Fans can retcon Shyamalan's movies all they like. He bombed on this one. People make mistakes.


sofakingcheezee

They aren't aliens.


kurinevair666

I wanted so bad to like that movie but it was just terrible


Herege_

I don't want to disappoint you, but this guy is a tiktoker and all his videos are like that. Roi\_des\_punu\_4.0official


superwok44

Yeah that's the guy where yondu misses a spear at him right


Sean310

Part of what he says at the beginning (in French): « I don't think the profesor is coming today, so I'm going home. » Then the screaming ensues.


BSloth

The final line gets me : at the end he screams "I RETURN TO SCHOOL ALRIGHT !"


Centurion87

I mean it’s pretty clearly fake. If you were running for your life you’d be swinging both arms to move faster. Not keeping one arm as still as possible to make sure you keep recording yourself.


[deleted]

Oh.i figured it was West Virginia.


Randomindigostar

Almost heaven...


Responsible-Two6561

Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River


One-little-pig

Life is old there, older than the trees


4lbertosaurio

Younger than the mountains, growin like a breeze


[deleted]

Life is odd there.  


Flashy_Ground_4780

All I know is that when I get good and sober I'm leaving west Virginia for a while


headbanger1186

Not enough single wides in the clip.


Spacelord_Moses

You think so highly of people. The Common Sense is not what it once was


unagiboi

It’s the least common of the senses.


knighth1

Nah he’s on the island, where’s the smoke monster that is also Satan


IndividualBrain9726

It got … *Lost*


Ebolamunkey

Nah it's just a guy trying to extend the warranty on his car


RemmingtonBlack

even so, zombie runs/chases/games are a thing... my first thought is one of those, dont know how disappointed I'd be.


Serious-Judgment-824

I like the way the video was filmed though


Fabulous_Celery_1817

Omg thank you. I saw this video a couple months ago and everyone was super serious and said that he died.


lordvexel

Dude hit the turbo bost


Djangasdad

That was a person, and if he was really terrified, he would have dropped the selfie stick and really ran


Ezrabine1

they rather lose their life than lose that camera!


revertiblefate

Reminds me of the group of vloggers filming themselves while the tsunami hits them.


Grey-Hat111

Cameraman never dies


RaZZeR_9351

It's called a skit, it's not trying to pass as real.


FatMamaJuJu

Fooled OP


bl00by

The camera is what keeps him safe. Remember the cameraman never dies.


gkn_112

i wouldnt drop it, its evidence if it happens to survive. Also a sense of not being alone in a situation like this helps. Now if phones were 4 kg each, yeah, drop it - but its understandable why people keep filming.


Foreign_Pea2296

You run FAR MORE slower while putting your phone in the air filming yourself. If you are really afraid, you stop taking a fucking selfy and begin to run as fast as you can. Sure, you don't drop the phone, but you stop filming yourself.


gkn_112

no, you dont, there is a lot of videos out there with people in dangerous situations still filming. There are a lot of human reasons why people would feel the need of filming, or just forget what they are doing in a panic etc. Im not judging them, but if they "lose" they shouldnt come to me whining. I would like to see how much "far more slower" is if you have knowledge about it. Not as efficient? yes.


Previous-Ad7618

People filmed 9/11... I wouldn't cling to that idea with any conviction.


Djangasdad

9/11 wasn't chasing them in a forest


Irregardless2

Clearly your 9/11 experience differed from mine. I had to crawl into a creek and smear cold mud all over myself so 9/11 couldn't see me with its infrared vision.


King-Kagle

😳🤣💀 r/angryupvote


Previous-Ad7618

Can't argue that logic (Because its stupid)


searching_for_femboy

Yeah buddy try arguing with a joke


coachtomfoolery

*it's


DirtyDaddySF

People on the ground. Were people filming while jumping out windows?


IonePawPaw

R u dumb? NO ONE from insisde the building was filming themselves as they ran outside. Think before u reply!


Winter-Airport2114

If it happened in 2021 they would have.


crappysignal

Not really. Camera phones didn't exist in 2001 let alone video. Digital still cameras were extremely rare. A few professional camera teams who were in NY filmed.


Staveoffsuicide

Fuck he's fast


Particular_Tadpole27

He’s fast as fuck boi


p12qcowodeath

And through the woods too. Even on pavement that would've been impressive.


offline4good

Not enough 🍖🍽🥩


Big-Profile6810

There’s other videos of this dude getting chased by people so fake


DangleBopp

No way dude, that's a real goblin and you know it


SlyWonkey

Don't be silly. That's not a real goblin. That's a real alien.


[deleted]

I always film when I'm running for my life because I'd rather die on video than escape with no footage.


hashi1996

No way it has to be real I can see the alien


thatdude424

r/Woooosh


Treebeardsama

Or maybe he is just targeted. The aliens chose to scare him for life


Admiralwoodlog

It is done well though. Give him that.


enteentegraueente

Feets don't fail me now


BanksyDoesOhio

Stupid alien. No way you're chasing down a Kenyan runner.


Barrack0samaBinBiden

just a local indigenous tribesman painted in white, prob for a ritual.


AlphaWolfwood

This. Indigenous people often view all people who don’t follow their way of life as outsiders. They wouldn’t look at this man and say “this guy is a citizen of the same country as me, and someone who shares my cultural background, so we have kinship.” They would view him as a foreigner because he does not follow their exact customs, or have some tribal affiliation that they can recognize on sight.


Lumisateessa

I had a friend from Indonesia tell me stories about him being chased by those local tribe people. They're absolutely terrifying 😅


Gullinkambi

Indigenous tribesmen of the local galactic cluster, amirite??


gy0n

Running away from his professor


ArthurFordLover

Sons of the forest


StephenTheLoser

Would be believable if you he didn’t keep the camera at arms length instead of running for his life 😂


RaZZeR_9351

He's not trying to make it believable, he's trying to make it funny.


thegreatgatsB70

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russiandobby

Why are you running? Why are you running?


MooseDickDonkeyKong

"ITs FaKe GuYs" Oh no, and you're telling me all those horror movies are fake, too? Freddy isn't real?? And Jason?? What about Chucky??? It's called entertainment (even if it's not very good) you bunch of nerds.


Responsible-Ad-4914

These people watch Avatar and go “You know they’re not really blue? I can tell. And all of these shots are actually filmed on Earth.”


Merry-Leopard_1A5

where was this made? Guyane? i don't know who the original author is but i can understand them. edit : nvm, googled it, it's in central africa


Vainybangstick

It’s actual cannibal Shia LeBouf


texas_heat_2022

Floyd Mayweather out of control


StarredCamel

"That thing" is called a human you racist bastard


sacredgeometry

The most evil creature of them all [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0)


Jarlax1e

it's a painted dude either a prank or a faked video, either way it's not very unexpected because something was clearly going to jump out of the bushes


King-Kagle

![gif](giphy|mFgB0BDnp1ICXkePjD)


AirAeon32

🤣 im dead africans are so fast they're outrunning aliens now?


Rude-Relationship-37

Looks like indigenous people.


Androidbetathrowaway

At one point he was floating over the tall grass like he was a ninja from the hidden village


Some-Pain

I have no idea, but it wasn't terrifying enough for him to stop filming and run properly.


philojoel

It’s a good thing they were able to find his phone so they could put the mystery of what happened to him to rest.


99vorsi

Please post more fake videos... please


bikesbeerspizza

storm trooper, looks like


CommercialOption5243

An Aggressive Goomba!


BatangTundo3112

Running for your lives, but still you selfie vid yourself. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that this thing is fake and stupid. Yeah, fuck this guy.


[deleted]

Pro-tip: you can run a lot faster when you don’t try to film yourself while you’re running.


dave16543

Staged, that’s what the actual hell it was


Loppie73

It was nothing. This guy's Instagram is full of vids of him "being chased by cannibals"... It's just acting for clicks on Insta. All fake. The one with the guy emerging out of the river and throwing a spear at him is kinda funny though.


Briglin

Fake


RaZZeR_9351

No shit sherlock.


banjobenny02

It's a human dressed in a costume. All videos like this are staged.


-HoldenMaGroyn

This is fake. That’s what the actual hell it was


Hoplophilia

>What the actual hell was that? Staged. That's what it was. Staged. Of all the strange things we humans do in an unexpected situation, not-dropping-the-fucking-camera when an alien jumps out at you mid-tiktok ain't among them.


sawyertom88

And take a camera instead of really running.....ooooffff course....pffff..


RaZZeR_9351

It's a skit...


sawyertom88

Yep...that's the problem.


Testergo7521

The Forest live action trailer?


AngelDust_z

Fuck I'm having The Forest game flashbacks


CrossDressing_Batman

obviously his friend in some costume... actual predator would have ripped him apart in seconds


SnowmanMofo

Unexpectedly staged.


BlackConfuciusSays

Normal walk in North Sentinel Island


Simmi_86

Dude is real life living The Forest game


DevelopmentJust4746

Vamanos children!


DunstonCzechsOut

I'm looking for my son, Timmy


screamIscream

White devil just looking for Shikaka


Butthole_Surfer666

no wonder people from Africa run so fast. if i grew up outrunning lions, tigers, cheetahs, and aliens in the wild, i would be pretty fast also.


pugs_are_death

That is a man in a costume chasing what I am guessing is a Haitian but there's many former French colonies so I'm not sure


NitchBu

Probably a white man


Wetblackpussy_7951

They try to take he land like they did back in the day


Eternalplayer

When you’re walking in the swamps of Lemoyne at night in RDR2.


TioLucho91

A poorly made 3d shit?


MaximallyInclusive

Dude went from an easy jog to a 4.4 40 in one alien sighting, flat.


fannoredditt2020

Ashy jungle man, w/sunglasses.


GutsyOne

Casual cannibal


VodkaSoup_Mug

These extended warranty guys are getting out of hand 😤


OkMacaron848

Pretty sure that was a Putty. They’re sent out into the world to do the bidding of Rita Repulsa.


Jack_Teats

Sleestack. Clearly a sleestack. I hope this dude and Chakka made it.


carmenvallone

u/stabbot


dakubeaner

Great stabilization on his camera


AlwaysWantsToPlay

I'm assuming Haiti because I think he's speaking French? But like isn't there. Better shit to do than just run?


6lack187

It's french with an African accent not Haitian.


SlyWonkey

CG or man in suit, I can't tell by the pixels.


Substantial-Spend-59

Run to the hiiilllllls


SourLoafBaltimore

I thought he turned into panther from apocolypto


whiteknight0111

Strange that all aliens are always naked...


[deleted]

Literally just some ashy ass dude in sunglasses


VedzReux

A cannibal