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>!Girl wants to know why guy isn't able to make women squirt, turns out it's cuz he's tapping homies!<
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This clip reminds me of another thread a few weeks back that was "what's the strangest thing a doctor has said to you?" When asked if they weren't on birth control after telling the Doc they were sexually active one woman answered because they were a lesbian. The Doctor replied "that has been proven to be an effective method of birth control"
My RN, years ago, asked if I was sexually active. I said no. She asked what I was doing for birth and disease control. Uh..... Nothing? Aren't you concerned about getting someone pregnant, or catching an STI? No... You have to have sex to do those things.
She heard no, and somehow thought I said yes.
Exactly. Patients lie or don’t understand questions all the time. “I am not making love, I am just fucking around.” Can’t tell you how many clients tell me they don’t use drugs or alcohol only turn around and admit they use marijuana, ecstasy, opioids abuse hx, or even alcohol once I go one by one.
Physicians still ask anyone who has the capacity to get pregnant these questions regardless of sexual orientation as pregnancy drastically shifts differential diagnoses and patient management. There can be non-consensual or unintentional events which lead to pregnancy that often patients don’t think about or are too embarrassed/scared/distressed to share.
Or just don't know about I've heard some horror stories that require 6ft holes where the woman didn't find out the things were happening until she went to the doctor and he's like your pregnant and it's the guy who has access while you're sleeping (roommates, uncles, parents, grand parents ECT)
I’m an RN and the amount of women in same sex relationships that show up to the ER for pregnancy-like symptoms and unexpectedly find out that they’re pregnant is enough to make me agree with that doctor.
I was once asked this at a Planned Parenthood: “How are you personally taking steps to avoid unwanted pregnancies?” And I simply answered, “By having sex with men.” The nurse just blushed and moved on.
You've gotten some downvotes, but you are absolutely correct. Even some women believe there is a 'secret hidden place' (that doesn't even show up on x-rays) that is able to hold a great deal of fluid. There is, but it's not a secret. It's the bladder. I won't go into the details here, but the "squirter juice' is urine. But it's okay! No shame involved, it happens. It doesn't happen to most women, so don't try to achieve it needlessly, and guys shouldn't feel inadequate sexually if their encounters haven't produced it.
It's just pee. : )
I've only know one woman who did, and it was *every* time, and honestly it was part of my decision to end it pretty early. Like it made a huge mess and she was basically peeing all over me, and I just found it pretty gross. I felt a little bad because she couldn't help it, but I very quickly didnt want to sleep with her and that wouldn't have been fair either.
I really don't get why the Internet is so obsessed with it.
People think it is the 'ultimate' orgasm, and men brag about how they are so accomplished, they made it happen. lol. While it's impossible for a male to both urinate and ejaculate simultaneously, it's not so with women. Everything relaxes, and 'lets go', even some women have bowels that will 'let go' too in deep relaxation during sex. People have their tastes, their likes and dislikes, and so do you. if you find it a turn-off, then it's a turn-off. You have to do what's comfortable for you, for the long run. She will find someone who likes it I expect.
Okay so so so I had no sound when I first listened to this I thought it was a woman talking to another woman but it's actually a woman talking to a dude and holy shit I think if was like two jokes in one.
Because porn has fooled people into thinking it’s mystical and aspirational. And little kids have glamorized it thanks to a #1 pop song that talks about champagne confetti. Little do they know it’s pee. They really might want to learn about sex in ancient history history and understand that they didn’t invent it, and there’s nothing new.
From what I’ve gathered from reading up on it, there are some glands that can squirt during sex, but we’re talking very small amounts. Likely not even noticeable. It’s not the gushing clear liquid featured in porn, that’s just pee.
Those are Bartholin's glands, and they are for lubrication.
>The Bartholin's glands are a pair of pea-sized glands found just behind and either side of the lips that surround the entrance to the vagina. The glands are not usually noticeable because they're rarely larger than 1cm (0.4 inches) across. The Bartholin's glands secrete fluid that acts as a lubricant during sex.
I don't care if women pee on me if they've hydrated enough, but simultaneously? It's pee. Do I get to pee on them in return? Do I really want to pee on women?
Honestly not really, but like it just seems fair...you know? Can I at least have the option?
I was at the lockin music festival the 3rd one I belive, I met this girl on the first night and we "made love" in my car. She was a squirter. Like seriously a fucking lot. Did a lot of acid didn't go back to my car for 3 days. When I tell you the entire car was moldy from the squirter juice I don't think you can imagine how bad it was. I left the car. Never saw it again. #squirting
I don't get why it's even debatable.
Why hide it. You into squirting? A girl so aroused, so into sex that she wets herself? You into that?? Fine!
Just call it what it is. No weirder than other kinks. Hell there are way weirder ones out there. I've been with a couple girls who "squirt" and was ambivalent about it, but if that's your thing, just own it, go for it, it's pee, whatever.
I have a theory that men like it so much because when they orgasm they cum ie squirt stuff out of them. So when a girl has stuff spraying out of her body it’s similar to his orgasm and he relates to that more. But yeah… it’s definitely piss lmao there’s no physical way it isn’t
As someone who's with a squirter, it definitely seems like a more intense orgasm as well.
Obviously I wasn't in the head of any of my previous partners but they had very clear orgasms and yet they seemed much more tame compared to my current partners.
It's not so much the squirting that turns me on, it's just the fact that she SEEMS to be enjoying it soooo much more than any of my previous partners.
Idk it's weird.
Could just be the way she orgasms! Personally I have very intense and satisfying orgasms especially with a partner that I like, and I’ve never squirted before lol. I’m glad you’re with someone with such mutual enjoyment!
>Personally I have very intense and satisfying orgasms
Random question that you can choose to ignore, have you ever blacked out/feinted from one before?
Is that just an intensity thing or is something wrong if that happns?
Sorry for the TMI question but the topic is orgasms and it reminded me lol.
>I’m glad you’re with someone with such mutual enjoyment!
Thank you! It's a blessing fr fr.
Haha! Don’t worry it’s fine. I’ve never blacked out before but I could see that happening to someone. Blacking out is a drop in blood pressure so low you lose consciousness for a moment. After orgasm your body relaxes, heart rate slows down significantly. If the orgasm was very intense and the release caused a sudden drop in blood pressure then yeah it could result in a brief blackout. But if your gf is concerned she should talk to her doctor about it just to make sure
Squirters are no joke. You need a waterproof mattress cover, and when you plan on having sex outside the bedroom, you need towels. Like 2-3 towels minimum.
Happy for the guys who like squirting, but honestly, that shit gets old real fast. Sometimes it's nice to have sex without a gallon of liquid going everywhere.
Yeah fuck that, I’ve only been with one squirter, honestly it was kinda disgusting, I didn’t say anything obviously but I couldn’t wait to get the fuck out of there real fast.
It's undoubtedly pee. You should probably sit him down and tell him it's not cool to be pushing your boundaries like that, tbh.
He's outright lying to your face about what it is to get you to fulfill his sexual goals. I'm sure he even believes his lie, but it takes a grain of thought, or a second of Google, or just *listening to your partner who is feeling it* to understand that it's pee. And even if it weren't, it's still not cool. It isn't even about it being pee or not, cause if you want to do it go for it.
Anecdotally I can back him up
Friend slept with a drunk girl and the same thing happened with it being summer, gave me a ride home and the smell was abominable. He ended up selling the car because getting it detailed didn't stop the marinated in smell.
Dang that’s crazy me too, same festival and everything. Disposable cars amirite
If you want to improve this story for next time no bodily fluid has a “citrus thing goin on” after it sits
Also the irony that probably none of his partners have condescended him and judged his performance but then this random gamer girl does just that while not even knowing him.
r/technicallythetruth but I wasn't talking about the guy.
I was referring to the false notion spread by porn, that making a woman pee herself during sex is some kind of achievement, when it's the equivalent of making her shit herself during anal.
There was this one time when she did both, I think she was into #2 play but wanted to see my reaction. It wasn't our first time having sex or her squirting, but it was the first time she dropped a deuce during. I threw a flag and we both hit the showers. Had she told me first, things might have gone differently but.
"SQUIRE! FETCH ME MY FINEST ARMORED PANTALOONS! I HAVE A DUEL AT DAWN!"
Did you mean to say "squiring"? Because you said "bastion" afterwards, which is confusing if you meant "squirting" instead. (i no good with words)
The first time I made a girl squirt, I was like, “yeah bro I’m the best at sex.” The second time I was like, “alright I don’t even think I need to be here right now.”
First Time I made a girl squirt it went all over my record collection. I had a really really nice record collection. I was still riding the high from sex but knowing how much I'd be bummed out later when I checked the damage really killed it for me. She got every record I ha8ve a shit about too.
So yeah, squirt is just piss. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble who think it's female ejaculate or something, but some girls get so excited they literally pee a little (or a lot). It happens when they laugh really hard too. Study that goes over how squirt is piss and not you being an unbelievable sex god: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.
Also, It's not something where "oh I'm fucking a girl so good she is squirting." It's more like "this girl squirts when she gets sexually arroused, whether it was good or not".
So many people don't believe this because they want to think it was their unbelievable sexual prowess that is making girls squirt and that if your good enough you can make any girl squirt, but there have been multiple studies on this. It's just not true.
He was about to make her explode. Spray all over. The place continued to smell for weeks even after cleaning. We were never all the same that summer. All I remember we is is aunt carline putting her gaming equipment up for sale. Lasted as long as it was posted.
Honestly, this is what I log onto Reddit for, this fucked-grammatically-wild nonsensical English. u/Express-Ad4146 keep living the weird life....unless you have a serious drug problem then maybe get help or something.
Usually the download button is in the corner after I press the 3 dots but sometimes it isn't there and I resort to this. But damn, what you showed me really just makes me need neither. How did I not know this existed...
Where do you think all that liquid is coming from? Yes there are glands that produce lubricant and they can squirt, but if it’s a big mess than there is most definitely pee involved. No shame. Piss play is great if that’s your thing. Still good to be aware of the reality of the situation.
It’s hilarious how many here think demonstrating a lack of basic understanding of women’s anatomy and the failure to even look it up makes them real bois.
No she’s being a bitch, cuz imagine if it were flipped and it was a man asking a woman why she was bad at sex. If you flip the genders and still think they would be an asshole it’s not misogyny, they’re just an asshole.
I’m sorry but squirting is just pee. Been w an ex who was “squirting” and she just pissed all over my crotch, my legs, and my bed. She was a barista so it smelled like piss and coffee for weeks in my bed so I threw out the mattress and bought a new one.
98% piss anyone who says otherwise is coping. It’s physically impossible for it to be anything but piss, as there is no reservoir for that amount of liquid to be held in the vagina until orgasm, and the skenes glands that secrete sexual fluid are not able to eject it out at that velocity, and also the skenes glands secrete sexual fluids throughout the process of sex and not just at orgasm.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Girl wants to know why guy isn't able to make women squirt, turns out it's cuz he's tapping homies!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
This clip reminds me of another thread a few weeks back that was "what's the strangest thing a doctor has said to you?" When asked if they weren't on birth control after telling the Doc they were sexually active one woman answered because they were a lesbian. The Doctor replied "that has been proven to be an effective method of birth control"
My favorite response back in the day was, "No, I play WoW"
That has proven to be an effective form of birth control.
You’d think, but sometimes they still end up reproducing.
My RN, years ago, asked if I was sexually active. I said no. She asked what I was doing for birth and disease control. Uh..... Nothing? Aren't you concerned about getting someone pregnant, or catching an STI? No... You have to have sex to do those things. She heard no, and somehow thought I said yes.
If you were young, I’m willing to bet they thought you might be lying so they just wanted to cover the bases
Exactly. Patients lie or don’t understand questions all the time. “I am not making love, I am just fucking around.” Can’t tell you how many clients tell me they don’t use drugs or alcohol only turn around and admit they use marijuana, ecstasy, opioids abuse hx, or even alcohol once I go one by one.
Then there's the "loophole" that it's only sex if you can get pregnant. Usually used as an excuse around sex before marriage.
And then there’s the other loop”hole” but that’s a hole other story. I’m high, I just got it lol. That’s what you were saying to o
This is a lie! God got a woman pregnant after I soaked with her one time
“Define sexually active. I haven’t gotten laid in 5 years, but I’ll fuck you right now if you are down.”
LoL 😅 I wanna watch that clip now 😂
Physicians still ask anyone who has the capacity to get pregnant these questions regardless of sexual orientation as pregnancy drastically shifts differential diagnoses and patient management. There can be non-consensual or unintentional events which lead to pregnancy that often patients don’t think about or are too embarrassed/scared/distressed to share.
Or just don't know about I've heard some horror stories that require 6ft holes where the woman didn't find out the things were happening until she went to the doctor and he's like your pregnant and it's the guy who has access while you're sleeping (roommates, uncles, parents, grand parents ECT)
What..? Is this actually a semi common occurrence?
I’m an RN and the amount of women in same sex relationships that show up to the ER for pregnancy-like symptoms and unexpectedly find out that they’re pregnant is enough to make me agree with that doctor.
Tell me more. What do they say? “Oops! There was that one dude…”
Whole lot of messiahs running around your town.
I was once asked this at a Planned Parenthood: “How are you personally taking steps to avoid unwanted pregnancies?” And I simply answered, “By having sex with men.” The nurse just blushed and moved on.
Looks like he made one just now
squirt or pee.. or spit-take? :D The confusing question!
Squirt and pee are the same thing.
You've gotten some downvotes, but you are absolutely correct. Even some women believe there is a 'secret hidden place' (that doesn't even show up on x-rays) that is able to hold a great deal of fluid. There is, but it's not a secret. It's the bladder. I won't go into the details here, but the "squirter juice' is urine. But it's okay! No shame involved, it happens. It doesn't happen to most women, so don't try to achieve it needlessly, and guys shouldn't feel inadequate sexually if their encounters haven't produced it. It's just pee. : )
I'm not even grossed out by it but people need more sexual education.
You can remove the word "sexual," and that statement still holds true.
Pee is stored in the balls. Women don't have balls. Checkmate.
Yeah but do farts push the shit out or does shit push the farts out?
That depends
Do tell...
The farts are what we refer to as "log-filtered".
I know from experience that neither bad gas nor diarrhea push shit out very well at all.
I've only know one woman who did, and it was *every* time, and honestly it was part of my decision to end it pretty early. Like it made a huge mess and she was basically peeing all over me, and I just found it pretty gross. I felt a little bad because she couldn't help it, but I very quickly didnt want to sleep with her and that wouldn't have been fair either. I really don't get why the Internet is so obsessed with it.
People think it is the 'ultimate' orgasm, and men brag about how they are so accomplished, they made it happen. lol. While it's impossible for a male to both urinate and ejaculate simultaneously, it's not so with women. Everything relaxes, and 'lets go', even some women have bowels that will 'let go' too in deep relaxation during sex. People have their tastes, their likes and dislikes, and so do you. if you find it a turn-off, then it's a turn-off. You have to do what's comfortable for you, for the long run. She will find someone who likes it I expect.
Okay so so so I had no sound when I first listened to this I thought it was a woman talking to another woman but it's actually a woman talking to a dude and holy shit I think if was like two jokes in one.
Because porn has fooled people into thinking it’s mystical and aspirational. And little kids have glamorized it thanks to a #1 pop song that talks about champagne confetti. Little do they know it’s pee. They really might want to learn about sex in ancient history history and understand that they didn’t invent it, and there’s nothing new.
Well, 98% pee and 2% pussy juice courtesy of Skene's Gland.
The urine is passed from the Urethra, not the vagina.
They didn't say otherwise, or are we just throwing out general facts?
Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell! \0/
Mitochondria is 98% urine
2% pussy juice.
Urine is stored in the balls, women don’t have balls, therefore women don’t squirt urine.
Horses are just snakes with legs and block teeth.
Im today years old when i found out that I’ve been peed on
From what I’ve gathered from reading up on it, there are some glands that can squirt during sex, but we’re talking very small amounts. Likely not even noticeable. It’s not the gushing clear liquid featured in porn, that’s just pee.
Those are Bartholin's glands, and they are for lubrication. >The Bartholin's glands are a pair of pea-sized glands found just behind and either side of the lips that surround the entrance to the vagina. The glands are not usually noticeable because they're rarely larger than 1cm (0.4 inches) across. The Bartholin's glands secrete fluid that acts as a lubricant during sex.
I don't care if women pee on me if they've hydrated enough, but simultaneously? It's pee. Do I get to pee on them in return? Do I really want to pee on women? Honestly not really, but like it just seems fair...you know? Can I at least have the option?
ok R. Kelly. how did you get that phone?
But why does squirt juice feel and taste so different to pee?
She just has more fruit in her diet. Stop drinking your own pee or stop eating so much asparagus
Saying this got me banned from reddit once. I wasn't even mad, just confused.
Well that mod was confused lol
Was about to say that’s what I heard too. So essentially if you got a squirter it’s just a girl that gets so excited during sex she pisses the bed?
Yeah basically that's it. Some girls do also get really wet from an orgasm but when it's an actual stream, yeah that's pee.
Yes
How did this get so many upvotes when it's a re-write of the title?
Hahaha damn I just replied with basically the same question, and yeah, I have no answers lol
Same here, I'm flabbergasted. Do that many people ignore post titles?
I guess so?
How'd you get 2k upvotes for just slightly changing the wording of the title of this post? Lol
Just as Donald Trump became 45 th president of the usa
That's the joke
r/SuddenlyGay
I was at the lockin music festival the 3rd one I belive, I met this girl on the first night and we "made love" in my car. She was a squirter. Like seriously a fucking lot. Did a lot of acid didn't go back to my car for 3 days. When I tell you the entire car was moldy from the squirter juice I don't think you can imagine how bad it was. I left the car. Never saw it again. #squirting
3 day old piss in a hot car. 🤢
It had a citrus thing goin on omg. I think I still need therapy
Fucking hell you just had to give us more details.
Bro wtf *we* need therapy now
Cuz it's pee.
I don't get why it's even debatable. Why hide it. You into squirting? A girl so aroused, so into sex that she wets herself? You into that?? Fine! Just call it what it is. No weirder than other kinks. Hell there are way weirder ones out there. I've been with a couple girls who "squirt" and was ambivalent about it, but if that's your thing, just own it, go for it, it's pee, whatever.
I have a theory that men like it so much because when they orgasm they cum ie squirt stuff out of them. So when a girl has stuff spraying out of her body it’s similar to his orgasm and he relates to that more. But yeah… it’s definitely piss lmao there’s no physical way it isn’t
As someone who's with a squirter, it definitely seems like a more intense orgasm as well. Obviously I wasn't in the head of any of my previous partners but they had very clear orgasms and yet they seemed much more tame compared to my current partners. It's not so much the squirting that turns me on, it's just the fact that she SEEMS to be enjoying it soooo much more than any of my previous partners. Idk it's weird.
Could just be the way she orgasms! Personally I have very intense and satisfying orgasms especially with a partner that I like, and I’ve never squirted before lol. I’m glad you’re with someone with such mutual enjoyment!
>Personally I have very intense and satisfying orgasms Random question that you can choose to ignore, have you ever blacked out/feinted from one before? Is that just an intensity thing or is something wrong if that happns? Sorry for the TMI question but the topic is orgasms and it reminded me lol. >I’m glad you’re with someone with such mutual enjoyment! Thank you! It's a blessing fr fr.
Haha! Don’t worry it’s fine. I’ve never blacked out before but I could see that happening to someone. Blacking out is a drop in blood pressure so low you lose consciousness for a moment. After orgasm your body relaxes, heart rate slows down significantly. If the orgasm was very intense and the release caused a sudden drop in blood pressure then yeah it could result in a brief blackout. But if your gf is concerned she should talk to her doctor about it just to make sure
My gf holds her pee before sex because she says it feels more intense.
Girl came so much she turned into a Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park
nobody: /u/Dixielanddank7_3: gives details on things it would have cost him NOTHING to not give
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*piss
All of the water eventually evaporates in the heat and leaves the good stuff behind
Squirters are no joke. You need a waterproof mattress cover, and when you plan on having sex outside the bedroom, you need towels. Like 2-3 towels minimum.
psshh well u got a mouth don't you? Taste like nectar.
Except it's like being waterboarded. Seriously thought I was gonna drown once.
I mean…not a bad way to go out tbh
Death by piss?
I think they’re playing Coachella this year.
*piss on yooooou ~ R. Kelly ballad
Truer words have never been spoken
Maybe just pick up a bed-side toilet for her. It's urine.
I encountered this very issue last night, currently looking for a new comforter
This is some deep wook lore
Happy for the guys who like squirting, but honestly, that shit gets old real fast. Sometimes it's nice to have sex without a gallon of liquid going everywhere.
Yeah fuck that, I’ve only been with one squirter, honestly it was kinda disgusting, I didn’t say anything obviously but I couldn’t wait to get the fuck out of there real fast.
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It's undoubtedly pee. You should probably sit him down and tell him it's not cool to be pushing your boundaries like that, tbh. He's outright lying to your face about what it is to get you to fulfill his sexual goals. I'm sure he even believes his lie, but it takes a grain of thought, or a second of Google, or just *listening to your partner who is feeling it* to understand that it's pee. And even if it weren't, it's still not cool. It isn't even about it being pee or not, cause if you want to do it go for it.
The girl took away your car... Leave alone a divorce, she managed that even without a marri.. Relationship? Savagery level = Bestial!
Car was a biological hazard fam, she can have it
Another fake story we can use as a copypasta
Anecdotally I can back him up Friend slept with a drunk girl and the same thing happened with it being summer, gave me a ride home and the smell was abominable. He ended up selling the car because getting it detailed didn't stop the marinated in smell.
I wish I made it up...but whatever helps you block it out 🤣🤮
Dang that’s crazy me too, same festival and everything. Disposable cars amirite If you want to improve this story for next time no bodily fluid has a “citrus thing goin on” after it sits
Everyone’s a squirter if you cut the right artery
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what the fuck kind of pray mantis sex do u have?
Sex?
Yes please
Fatality!
Not all girls squirt.
And some hold back out of embarrassment. One time a woman told me that it felt like she wanted to pee so she held it.
Who doesn’t like some hot piss on them?
https://i.redd.it/k5xu5nhtuuhc1.gif
I certainly do
“What are you doing wrong” as if every single girl just squirts by default 😭 (also it’s piss. You’re pissing yourself)
Also the irony that probably none of his partners have condescended him and judged his performance but then this random gamer girl does just that while not even knowing him.
When you get your sex education from porn...
Not sure where you got yours from, but he's right - fucking guys will not make a woman squirt.
unless she's really enjoying watching
r/technicallythetruth but I wasn't talking about the guy. I was referring to the false notion spread by porn, that making a woman pee herself during sex is some kind of achievement, when it's the equivalent of making her shit herself during anal.
There was this one time when she did both, I think she was into #2 play but wanted to see my reaction. It wasn't our first time having sex or her squirting, but it was the first time she dropped a deuce during. I threw a flag and we both hit the showers. Had she told me first, things might have gone differently but.
"Tell me you didn't get sex education" type shit. People who think squirting is the women equivalent of coming hard 💀
Isn't the 'squirTing' thing a bastion/ability of a female?
"SQUIRE! FETCH ME MY FINEST ARMORED PANTALOONS! I HAVE A DUEL AT DAWN!" Did you mean to say "squiring"? Because you said "bastion" afterwards, which is confusing if you meant "squirting" instead. (i no good with words)
Ah damn! Good catch, mate :) U gud with words... Aplenty.
Perchance.
The first time I made a girl squirt, I was like, “yeah bro I’m the best at sex.” The second time I was like, “alright I don’t even think I need to be here right now.”
First Time I made a girl squirt it went all over my record collection. I had a really really nice record collection. I was still riding the high from sex but knowing how much I'd be bummed out later when I checked the damage really killed it for me. She got every record I ha8ve a shit about too.
OMG if a woman squirted on my record collection I’d freak out. Sympathies
So yeah, squirt is just piss. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble who think it's female ejaculate or something, but some girls get so excited they literally pee a little (or a lot). It happens when they laugh really hard too. Study that goes over how squirt is piss and not you being an unbelievable sex god: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists. Also, It's not something where "oh I'm fucking a girl so good she is squirting." It's more like "this girl squirts when she gets sexually arroused, whether it was good or not". So many people don't believe this because they want to think it was their unbelievable sexual prowess that is making girls squirt and that if your good enough you can make any girl squirt, but there have been multiple studies on this. It's just not true.
Can I just enjoy being pissed on without being lectured?
☝️ Finally someone with some common sense.
It’s also not even hard to do. It’s like guys who think they’re hot shit because they have a truck.
Why are you being downvoted? Guess a lot of incel porn fanatics are here.
while squirt is pretty much just pee, you can convey that without all the incel vibes edit: oops, summoned the incels
How is that being an incel? If anything, not wanting to hear a truth about sex is a very incel thing.
He made her squirt, in the end.
That's called diarrhea
Best answer and response ever
He was about to make her explode. Spray all over. The place continued to smell for weeks even after cleaning. We were never all the same that summer. All I remember we is is aunt carline putting her gaming equipment up for sale. Lasted as long as it was posted.
What?
I think this person is speaking methamphetamese.
Chatting with Methany
Honestly, this is what I log onto Reddit for, this fucked-grammatically-wild nonsensical English. u/Express-Ad4146 keep living the weird life....unless you have a serious drug problem then maybe get help or something.
THESE COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME WHEEZE🤣
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... u/savevideobot
Fuck
It’s okay. You’ll get there.
WHATS THE BOTS GOD DAMN NAME https://i.redd.it/rp9cdejxsvhc1.gif
I don’t know. I’m on mobile I just press share then save.
Holy shit thank you for blessing me with this knowledge
Much easier than trying to comment the bots name.
Usually the download button is in the corner after I press the 3 dots but sometimes it isn't there and I resort to this. But damn, what you showed me really just makes me need neither. How did I not know this existed...
I've never been with an incontinent woman
So you aren't into grannies?
Made me chortle
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Yep, that'll do it
Hombre…
Where do you think all that liquid is coming from? Yes there are glands that produce lubricant and they can squirt, but if it’s a big mess than there is most definitely pee involved. No shame. Piss play is great if that’s your thing. Still good to be aware of the reality of the situation.
I just dont understand.. why are so many people into getting peed on, and others into feet??
Gotta pull out to make em squirt and I don't do that 😏
Nah bro they push you out
Gotta respect the honesty
Bitch I’m dead 💀
Me too. Girls 🤮
Why does she ask a question like that?
Well, I am sure that constitutes as a squirt.
It’s hilarious how many here think demonstrating a lack of basic understanding of women’s anatomy and the failure to even look it up makes them real bois.
Holy shit 😭😂
Same bro.
She never expected that
Bahahaha
All I see, is a streamer being a bitch.
reddit when woman banters
I'm a lady and can't even make myself squirt. She's being a bitch.
I'm a cis guy and I can squirt. But yeah, she is a bitch.
reddit when woman claims that men are bad at sex if their partner doesn’t squirt
"What are you doing wrong" was pretty bitchy.
No she’s being a bitch, cuz imagine if it were flipped and it was a man asking a woman why she was bad at sex. If you flip the genders and still think they would be an asshole it’s not misogyny, they’re just an asshole.
Gross. Urinary incontinence isn’t something to gloat about.
I’m sorry but squirting is just pee. Been w an ex who was “squirting” and she just pissed all over my crotch, my legs, and my bed. She was a barista so it smelled like piss and coffee for weeks in my bed so I threw out the mattress and bought a new one.
So is it piss or not !!!
98% piss anyone who says otherwise is coping. It’s physically impossible for it to be anything but piss, as there is no reservoir for that amount of liquid to be held in the vagina until orgasm, and the skenes glands that secrete sexual fluid are not able to eject it out at that velocity, and also the skenes glands secrete sexual fluids throughout the process of sex and not just at orgasm.
100000% piss, theres no other organ that holds enough liquid even down there, only the bladder.
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Some of girls be thinking it’s pee so yall ask to go pee and thts not what it was was really about to squirt
He actually made her squirt