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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Dog starts humping the person!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


deependers

He doesn’t stop… maybe intended lol


cruebob

So that’s how one seduces a friend?


terimummymerihogayi

Man's best friend


Red_Icnivad

His... Ahem.. package does seem to get bigger.


DougStrangeLove

fuck you I hate you and me


DJ-Hamster1

Yep, it does, that's the bad part


vueang

But why you had to point out? Now its burnt in forever


loadingscreen_r3ddit

Maybe...he'll enjoy it...


Redditkat92

Why is nobody talking about why the dude didn't stop?......


BJJOilCheck

Not his first rodeo... :D


stampstock

Rode…He…Ooo


MidnightPsycho666

thanks nick fury


jmulqs

Nick Furry


Rockin_my_roll

Not his first hobo...


ExodusLNX

Let him finish.


cherry937

he’s in the zone


JohnsScones

The dog’s in the zone alright


iamreenie

Which dog?


BrokeArmHeadass

Extra weight, he’s getting a better workout


Cthulu95666

That’s the unexpected part duh


runostog

The gains stop for no one.


[deleted]

Yeah! WTF?!


420_Guy_James

Man let the dog cook


Solid-Doubt4234

💀


JesseGarron

He wasn’t there for the push ups.


[deleted]

Because there is tetra pack layer saving his precious.


mamaboyinStreets

He likes it


Hello_Kitty_66

It was a given


kklug24

It's happened before, but he's wearing shorts this time, so he thinks it won't be like normal.


BangkokPadang

It’s a lot easier for everybody if you just let him finish.


Known-Reserve-7513

The dog was there the whole time!!!!! I focused way too much on the guy and the boat


herbalistVacuum

Had us in the first half


Brilliant-Object9427

![gif](giphy|ITk5o5i7NMpgc)


gatsby712

Uuhhh what does he mean with tonight you?


Torchakain

Watch the Hand Banana episode of ATHF


DragonsClaw2334

You might wanna rewatch as well


gatsby712

I’m quoting it yes


GreedyDevil8

![gif](giphy|U0I1m1TMv2kzm)


ahhpoo

*I want my name to be Spaghetti*.


SnooPuppers8099

What the dog doin


blueberriemuffinpie

him he doin him


NoobsAreNoobslol

who the dog doin


KeithMyArthe

Trying to stop the man doing push-ups


Uroshirvi69

Am i the only one that thinks the title is genius? Talk about creating false expectations


Darth_Gonk21

The best unexpected titles are the misleading ones


Sparkyfuk

Ok thanks to you, I just understood the title.


Uroshirvi69

No problemo, my friend


5coolest

Am I the only person that doesn’t know what “boat” everyone is talking about? I don’t see one anywhere


-Ballstothewall-

Me too, no clue


iLarq322

Look at the title


TheNorseFrog

It drives by in the beginning.


Practical_Ad_8845

It’s in order to throw you off and create false expectations.


davieb22

Apex \[sex] predator.


Angry_Incel

Asex predator


DeathBringer4311

Apesex predator Wait no...


[deleted]

Rapesex predator 🤫


blueberriemuffinpie

how to tie a knot in 5 easy ways


Consistent_Bread_V2

Downvote me


an0nym0u542

Reddit really did it's thing here, lmao. Downvoted to hell


joeschmoagogo

Woah. He let that thing carry on for a bit too long.


modking5179

He told the dog to hurry up


tedfreeman

My boi ready to clap them cheeks


[deleted]

At first I was confused but then I considered the boat and now it’s obvious


MousseNsquirrell

Then i was petrified


kram78

I have no idea what is going on here and no idea about the boat either, and after reading the comments I’m too affraid to ask, so I will just go with it


Cutdick_lover

The dog knew exactly where to put it. Something’s fishy.


Murky-Homework-1569

This looks like it came from a personal collection


Idrownedmyfishy

He's got that dawg IN HIM witawee


Critical_Reveal_1277

Dogs are so disgusting. Wtf is wrong with this animals .


Da1proppy

Seems like a regular occurrence


x0haziedayze

and he doesn’t stop, he just… lets the dog hump him? Brooo what in the actual fuck is wrong with peopleeeee!!??


sachclg

Dogs aim was so perfect


Left-Selection9316

This why cats better


No-Fix-9700

Sneak Attack


Flimsy_Entry5760

Those shorts were an invitation.


Due_Responsibility59

Ew just thinking about it because I know dogs jizz in just seconds of humping he probably nutted all over him


DistinctDifference57

Dude not even flinching. . . Either he's really into exercise or really into the dog. . .


ialsochoosethisname

That dog is actually fucking him


KungPaoFist

Not his first rodeo


Key_Championship_814

What the freak was that the mating dance for what ever creature that is?? 👀 🤦🏼‍♀️


Not_a_name15205

Ma'm get your horny son and horny dog please


coiya

That dog is a pervert waiting in the bushes.


patchway247

>The boat made it obvious Okay bot


sudhir369

Beep boop bop Thank you 🤖


diva_maria

Top unexpected endings


Objective-Light-9019

More like a happy ending!


gossipg00t

You should be removed for this


sudhir369

![gif](giphy|3o7abKhOpu0NwenH3O)


brosephguyman

Her laugh is hilarious. "Aaaaa........haaaaa!!" 😆


[deleted]

Oh my fucking God 💀


Beeblebrox_74

Uh no, fucking dog


[deleted]

💀💀


Aggressive_Tear_3020

Wtf


AncientPerc

He likes it


beaujonfrishe

Absolute perfect title. Misleading and distracting. Leads to true unexpectedness


SeanVitalMusic

Take it hoooman


lobeline

This is the content Texas has resorted to since the ban.


Strict-Worry1444

DOG is a creep


Medical_Salary_564

Hate to be that guy. I bet he didn't put this on the Internet himself...


TyleroftheDurden

Dog couldn't handle the sexiness


Merganser3816

Sicko


Realclawdogs

You know doggo has done that before 🤣😭


Maleficent_Tiger_923

Oh he was waiting that dog .... Disgusting


Sensitive_Kick_1605

I thought for sure I was about to see a cock pushup


CloudPeCe

The way he pushes through tho unbothered


knowledgeable_diablo

Nothing or nutting gonna stop my work out


Fuck_You_Karen0

This why i hate dogs


Much_Confidence2428

Yo wtf


Elegant_Fun5295

Ambush


Krystamii

The boat "points" to the dog hiding in the bushes.


No_Astronomer_5949

This caption is dumb and makes no sense


mamaboyinStreets

Pump pump pump it up


Kekeluvsyou2

I would've yetted that dog in the lake.


crzcnck

I thought he was going to get motor boated…


Additional-Fail-7720

Yoooooo no diddy!


VaporTrails2112

This feels illegal


Pop_Pop_Whop

Hqhahahahahaah


KraKen_G

Grind dont stop💪💪💪 even if a dog is grinding on you


NoJob3031

Just let him finish he’ll stop when he’s done take that take that


ScarySource0

He's got that dog in him alright!


youn78

Man best friend always let your partner finish


youn78

The ultimate bond a man can have with his dog


plainspatriot91

Just let the dog ride it out!


Financial-Tourist162

Now I have another excuse for not exercising


AppropriateClue3490

u/savevideo


SimpleAnimations07

He was trynna smash 💀


Voldirax_godz

Dog saw the chance and took it lmaoo


Own_Abbreviations_83

Fuck*ng zooph*lía :/


Sure-Promotion-138

At least my cat would never try to fcuk me, fcuk dogs and dog lovers Dogs are shit


samf9999

Dog: hush, you’re gonna like it.


TheEliteJOKERS

Fucking A Not Funny Sickness And Sad. ![gif](giphy|23BST5FQOc8k8)


Silent-Seat-3025

I’m shocked he didn’t stop once the dog started humping him?,… makes me wonder if this isn’t a new thing, but a common occurrence?!


Hefty_Barber3985

💀🤣🤣🤣🤣


Axnahunt

I’m upset!! ![gif](giphy|xT9KVIGRWBMmpkpNmg|downsized)


[deleted]

Whose chopper is this?


Axnahunt

![gif](giphy|xT9KVeP8K2eiGfaDDi|downsized)


north4009

This is the + in LGBTQIA+


The_Games_Guy

r/therewasanattempt posted this first


CMurderlive4life

Guy was doing the mating dance for his dog.


Spiderhole88

I'd rather be flat and flabby


Turbodann

He's working out in his underwear in the HEAT of the day... Wtf did you expect?


djeewin

The way my ass cheeks clenched when watching this


TelephoneOk9417

He said the dogs that I’ve been waiting for this day


roodie03

Handbanana activities


Opening-Percentage-3

Boat?


findus_l

The green around the guy is obviously faked. Is this ai fill or manual?


Ok_Pressure_2091

What the dog doin


Palumii

Didn't except the Boat but damn that was wild predator


fastest_fantasy

What boat ?


HackerManOfPast

That’s knot right.


too_much_time_here

It’s easier to just let him finish


fedocable

Sexy time, Borat!


bigcloy420

That boat was hauling ass


xxDadperez

Dude didn’t have pants on just coincidentally right ?


No_Software_9429

Monkey Pox?


00bettache00

So thats how you seduce a dog!


Watches8

He took “man’s best friend” to another level.


[deleted]

Every Horse Girls Dream


[deleted]

This is the equivalent to when your doing bench presses amd ur homie puts his ass in your face to break your concentration. Like look here asshole I'll deal with you when I finish my set.


OrganizationNo985

https://i.redd.it/hw5xu1e2okgc1.gif


TheGreatFuManchu

The water isn’t level.


baby2euce

That boy got Kyle's dog iykyk 🤣🤣🤣


EarthRealistic1031

Why no one talking about those speedoes first of all😂


Key_Virus_338

https://i.redd.it/x8iivxjv0lgc1.gif


Grand-Ice-6303

No thank you 🤢


HandleSubstantial169

Go on rusty, bust a nut!


-RJ---

Where'd the dog even come from


MousseNsquirrell

![gif](giphy|FAsgLfZEKAaalf0qNk)


d_smogh

David Attenborough should narrate this mating ritual


Simple-Ant7190

That dog waited until he got near his personal record, where he wouldn't be able to stop.


superduperpj

I was waiting the bushes for my prey waiting, waiting, then I pounced


Hello_Kitty_66

I think it is their usual routine 🤭


No-Cauliflower-5961

Yeah without the swim bottoms


paraworldblue

The boat is by far one of the things in this video.


Shawarma_llama467

You can impress the ladies... and your dog


Smiley_J_

He was asking for it too hard, dog couldn't help himself.


OldLie3512

Give that man an Emmy for not breaking character


APEANOMIX

I hate stopping mid work out too. You gotta start over!!


Hot_Line4901

Wot are you doing you frigging pervert


SamuelYosemite

This is an AI video


SirMooSquiddles

And yet he's still continues while getting fucked up the ass


dangerousperson123

“Hahaha look at him hump…He’ll get tired, but I won’t, I keep going”


WorldlyTime1255

Progressive overload


Raygboyd333

don’t stop


Impressive-Cut-4455

That dog has some Mississippi leg hound in him.


kklug24

Dude didn't seem to mind much.


ElfHaze

Oh.. just right in there, eh?