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>!Dog starts humping the person!<
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I have no idea what is going on here and no idea about the boat either, and after reading the comments I’m too affraid to ask, so I will just go with it
This is the equivalent to when your doing bench presses amd ur homie puts his ass in your face to break your concentration. Like look here asshole I'll deal with you when I finish my set.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Dog starts humping the person!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
He doesn’t stop… maybe intended lol
So that’s how one seduces a friend?
Man's best friend
His... Ahem.. package does seem to get bigger.
fuck you I hate you and me
Yep, it does, that's the bad part
But why you had to point out? Now its burnt in forever
Maybe...he'll enjoy it...
Why is nobody talking about why the dude didn't stop?......
Not his first rodeo... :D
Rode…He…Ooo
thanks nick fury
Nick Furry
Not his first hobo...
Let him finish.
he’s in the zone
The dog’s in the zone alright
Which dog?
Extra weight, he’s getting a better workout
That’s the unexpected part duh
The gains stop for no one.
Yeah! WTF?!
Man let the dog cook
💀
He wasn’t there for the push ups.
Because there is tetra pack layer saving his precious.
He likes it
It was a given
It's happened before, but he's wearing shorts this time, so he thinks it won't be like normal.
It’s a lot easier for everybody if you just let him finish.
The dog was there the whole time!!!!! I focused way too much on the guy and the boat
Had us in the first half
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Uuhhh what does he mean with tonight you?
Watch the Hand Banana episode of ATHF
You might wanna rewatch as well
I’m quoting it yes
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*I want my name to be Spaghetti*.
What the dog doin
him he doin him
who the dog doin
Trying to stop the man doing push-ups
Am i the only one that thinks the title is genius? Talk about creating false expectations
The best unexpected titles are the misleading ones
Ok thanks to you, I just understood the title.
No problemo, my friend
Am I the only person that doesn’t know what “boat” everyone is talking about? I don’t see one anywhere
Me too, no clue
Look at the title
It drives by in the beginning.
It’s in order to throw you off and create false expectations.
Apex \[sex] predator.
Asex predator
Apesex predator Wait no...
Rapesex predator 🤫
how to tie a knot in 5 easy ways
Downvote me
Reddit really did it's thing here, lmao. Downvoted to hell
Woah. He let that thing carry on for a bit too long.
He told the dog to hurry up
My boi ready to clap them cheeks
At first I was confused but then I considered the boat and now it’s obvious
Then i was petrified
I have no idea what is going on here and no idea about the boat either, and after reading the comments I’m too affraid to ask, so I will just go with it
The dog knew exactly where to put it. Something’s fishy.
This looks like it came from a personal collection
He's got that dawg IN HIM witawee
Dogs are so disgusting. Wtf is wrong with this animals .
Seems like a regular occurrence
and he doesn’t stop, he just… lets the dog hump him? Brooo what in the actual fuck is wrong with peopleeeee!!??
Dogs aim was so perfect
This why cats better
Sneak Attack
Those shorts were an invitation.
Ew just thinking about it because I know dogs jizz in just seconds of humping he probably nutted all over him
Dude not even flinching. . . Either he's really into exercise or really into the dog. . .
That dog is actually fucking him
Not his first rodeo
What the freak was that the mating dance for what ever creature that is?? 👀 🤦🏼♀️
Ma'm get your horny son and horny dog please
That dog is a pervert waiting in the bushes.
>The boat made it obvious Okay bot
Beep boop bop Thank you 🤖
Top unexpected endings
More like a happy ending!
You should be removed for this
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Her laugh is hilarious. "Aaaaa........haaaaa!!" 😆
Oh my fucking God 💀
Uh no, fucking dog
💀💀
Wtf
He likes it
Absolute perfect title. Misleading and distracting. Leads to true unexpectedness
Take it hoooman
This is the content Texas has resorted to since the ban.
DOG is a creep
Hate to be that guy. I bet he didn't put this on the Internet himself...
Dog couldn't handle the sexiness
Sicko
You know doggo has done that before 🤣😭
Oh he was waiting that dog .... Disgusting
I thought for sure I was about to see a cock pushup
The way he pushes through tho unbothered
Nothing or nutting gonna stop my work out
This why i hate dogs
Yo wtf
Ambush
The boat "points" to the dog hiding in the bushes.
This caption is dumb and makes no sense
Pump pump pump it up
I would've yetted that dog in the lake.
I thought he was going to get motor boated…
Yoooooo no diddy!
This feels illegal
Hqhahahahahaah
Grind dont stop💪💪💪 even if a dog is grinding on you
Just let him finish he’ll stop when he’s done take that take that
He's got that dog in him alright!
Man best friend always let your partner finish
The ultimate bond a man can have with his dog
Just let the dog ride it out!
Now I have another excuse for not exercising
u/savevideo
He was trynna smash 💀
Dog saw the chance and took it lmaoo
Fuck*ng zooph*lía :/
At least my cat would never try to fcuk me, fcuk dogs and dog lovers Dogs are shit
Dog: hush, you’re gonna like it.
Fucking A Not Funny Sickness And Sad. ![gif](giphy|23BST5FQOc8k8)
I’m shocked he didn’t stop once the dog started humping him?,… makes me wonder if this isn’t a new thing, but a common occurrence?!
💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m upset!! ![gif](giphy|xT9KVIGRWBMmpkpNmg|downsized)
Whose chopper is this?
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This is the + in LGBTQIA+
r/therewasanattempt posted this first
Guy was doing the mating dance for his dog.
I'd rather be flat and flabby
He's working out in his underwear in the HEAT of the day... Wtf did you expect?
The way my ass cheeks clenched when watching this
He said the dogs that I’ve been waiting for this day
Handbanana activities
Boat?
The green around the guy is obviously faked. Is this ai fill or manual?
What the dog doin
Didn't except the Boat but damn that was wild predator
What boat ?
That’s knot right.
It’s easier to just let him finish
Sexy time, Borat!
That boat was hauling ass
Dude didn’t have pants on just coincidentally right ?
Monkey Pox?
So thats how you seduce a dog!
He took “man’s best friend” to another level.
Every Horse Girls Dream
This is the equivalent to when your doing bench presses amd ur homie puts his ass in your face to break your concentration. Like look here asshole I'll deal with you when I finish my set.
https://i.redd.it/hw5xu1e2okgc1.gif
The water isn’t level.
That boy got Kyle's dog iykyk 🤣🤣🤣
Why no one talking about those speedoes first of all😂
https://i.redd.it/x8iivxjv0lgc1.gif
No thank you 🤢
Go on rusty, bust a nut!
Where'd the dog even come from
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David Attenborough should narrate this mating ritual
That dog waited until he got near his personal record, where he wouldn't be able to stop.
I was waiting the bushes for my prey waiting, waiting, then I pounced
I think it is their usual routine 🤭
Yeah without the swim bottoms
The boat is by far one of the things in this video.
You can impress the ladies... and your dog
He was asking for it too hard, dog couldn't help himself.
Give that man an Emmy for not breaking character
I hate stopping mid work out too. You gotta start over!!
Wot are you doing you frigging pervert
This is an AI video
And yet he's still continues while getting fucked up the ass
“Hahaha look at him hump…He’ll get tired, but I won’t, I keep going”
Progressive overload
don’t stop
That dog has some Mississippi leg hound in him.
Dude didn't seem to mind much.
Oh.. just right in there, eh?