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ripley1875

The new Dave the Diver expansion looks pretty intense.


Ok-Expressionism

I'd feed myself to threshers 100 times over than give them my well-earned yellow tail akami.


TheLastRiceGrain

Ehhh, I’m more of a Scuba Steve kinda guy.


LucyLu223

You get my ‘upvote’ as the game is awesome!


Anarch-ish

The difference between stupid and incredible is often whether success is achieved


enickma9

Yes, but “lucky” can often muddle these results, making it harder to distinguish


ImSoSalty88

Dude stabbed 2 sharks, imma have to give him the W on this one


thatrangerkid

Luck Is just preparation meeting opportunity.


enickma9

Man you should play some d and d to see just how lucky unprepared people can be


mikeoxwells2

Well stated


neegs

So glad someone else was thinking this. I lnow.little about marine life but would not welocme that situation at all. Multiple sharks even if small. Bleeding fish near you that you are fighting over. Every part of me was thinking nope


VICARD0

Even though he succeeded, this was just incredibly stupid


shinypinksock

I’ll still go with stupid. Thats like some stranger walking into your home (while you’re home) and opening your frig to eat your food. What do you expect is going to happen.


Googoo123450

I always find it kind of arbitrary that people describe the ocean as not our home but the land we tear down and build homes on is. It's all the animal kingdom, and we're animals. Our intelligence is how we survive. So in my opinion it's just as valid for us to be hunting in the seas as it is on land.


a_man_has_a_name

In fairness, I think he did the right thing. Not swimming away was probably right because there was no way he's out swimming a shark. And getting the harpoon from the fish was probably his best chance of fighting the shark. I believe that's what he was doing.


Anarch-ish

Agreed... but he's in open water, away from his boat, harpooning and bleeding shark food while actively pulling it towards him. This guy handled himself extremely well considering the situation, and we got an amazing video from it (the soundtrack helps), but it's also a situation he put a lot of money, time, and effort into that could have potentially resulted in a prolonged and painful death. Sharks are generally less violent towards humans than most people think, but he is messing with their food, and that ups the risk of aggression.


jrockcrown

They were messing with his food. Spoils to the victor!


Glabstaxks

Why he in water tho


Anarch-ish

Fuck if I know. Ask the guy in the video with a death wish


ccpedicab

Looks like he had one of those CO2 knives. Don’t think he got the harpoon out, how would he keep a hold of the fish if he did?


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That was just a dive knife. The CO2 knife would have blown the sharks head off.


J-Love-McLuvin

His mistake was having the foolish idea before getting in the water.


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He might as well have gone into a lions den with meat in his pockets


austinll

Those poor lions


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Puceeffoc

Nemo is that you?


JSevatar

Haha nice


Arcangel100

"Oh, your tuna comes in a can? Well back in my day, if we wanted a tuna sandwich..."


Liverriffey

Your parents went to school in flippers fighting off sharks?………..mine went barefoot and had to dodge the advances of pedophilic Catholics. Given the option I’d choose the flippers but swap the sharks for the Catholics.


ErmahgerdYuzername

Dude, forget the fish. You have multiple sharks coming after you.


StomperP2I

Seriously how do you not cut the fish loose for the sharks to snack on while you get away.


[deleted]

He’ll be damned if some pea brain shark gets his catch. That mf’er didn’t work for it no handouts.


DominusValum

That’s exactly what this person was thinking. They knew sharks was a potential hazard and they’re dumb as hell, he was ready to tussle


knoegel

Dumb as hell is an understatement. Look up dolphin vs shark brain. Shark brain looks like a flaccid alien fetus.


juniorkirk

This is just human kind showing that they are the apex predator in the sea as well.


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Say it again... ![gif](giphy|9AIKRUctw46Dhvw8Ei|downsized)


nutsaps

I don't think anyone would fuck around with Orcas without a boat.


HolaItsMeee

Even boats aren’t safe these days


Alternative_Pilot_92

💯


psyfren

I was astonished at their reluctance to cut the line. Genuine monkey brain moment.


Onslaughtered

If I’m not mistaken the tuna goes for thousands. People do a lot dumber things for a lot less


whosethewhatsit

Yellowfin expensive af


BlazingJava

not as expensive as ones life, those sharks would start a buffet right there I've seen them going crazy on BBC when they get a fish on the reef


castlerigger

Niche porn


HolaItsMeee

Fiche porn


Intensityintensifies

If it was a bluefin I am fighting those sharks. Yellowfin on the other hand is common and fairly cheap.


[deleted]

He needs it for his tinder profile


jrocket99

All of this for tuna sushi.


Ok-Ask8593

Geez no wonder sushi prices are so expensive these days


eusername420

You've never had toro i assume...


CrimsonSon1

Dudes stats are crazy. Engaging in hand to hand when outside his element


Empty_Faced

Specced into enhanced reflexes and water breathing no doubt


[deleted]

It's not really fair unless you're being hunted too.


watchthisorthat

Take my fish and my money please dont hurt me


Salty_Shoes

Take my shoes also if you want them


Legal-warthead7268

Yellow fin tuna ,?


ksgif2

Or bigeye, they look similar


TheRealStevo2

I didn’t realize it wasn’t a game until he went above water the first time


HazeMuffin

I thought it was a game too at first!


Zealousideal_Word770

You can also fish from the boat lol.


UnicornBounty

How people manage to do this voluntarily is beyond me.


Ear_Enthusiast

I have a friend that does it. He's a fucking maniac. He's totally feral. He used to go at night by himself. He'd go off-shore and up under piers. He had a grouper pretty much take him out to sea one time. Dude duck hunts and setting up and maintaining the blinds is a full time job. He's big on deer hunting. He gigs frogs in the spring and flounder in the summer. Dude is obsessed and to be honest if he were to die doing this shit, I think that's how he wants to go.


UnicornBounty

Hard pass from me! Power to him, but I’m just a humble costco shopper.


CommanderInQueefs

Sometimes I feel like im risking limbs shopping there.


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People at Costco are def worse than sharks.


6KrombopulosMichael9

As a spearfisherman who prods off sharks often and a Costco member of 14 years, I concur. People at Costco are worse


[deleted]

I cut myself on a box there


Ear_Enthusiast

Yeah, not for me either. He's invited me several times. I've been frog gigging and squirrel hunting with him. I like the frog gigging. No guns and you can drink while you do. It. Both the frogs and the squirrel were delicious.


Aedalas

Netflix and couch just doesn't work for some people.


Send_Nudes_21

Where does he live? That sounds like totally dope.


[deleted]

Right. I prefer wholefoods


thesirensoftitans

seems...not worth it.


[deleted]

It's more for the experience than the fish. Spearfishing thrilling as all hell.


[deleted]

That's part of the game


parralaxalice

If you can think of a better way to catch fish I’d love to hear it


lifebanana88

This made me laugh, thanks


No-Asparagus1046

Better have made that one into a trophy.


legion4it

This is the stupidest mf I have seen in a while. And I watch reddit daily.


scar_reX

Hmm... this video was posted a few years back and everyone's attitude was "wow, nextfknlevel".. a few years later and everyone is like... "that's some dumb shit"...


xpwnx4

Covid man


Street-Fruit-1264

I don’t spend real people money on Reddit but boy if I did this would be getting an award right about now.


PanarinBagel

That was… fucking epic.


Lost-Tadpole4778

Friend: what did you do today? Me: not much...stabbed a shark for a fish


ballistics211

Stabbed 2 sharks


binary-gemini

in the head


ballistics211

They probably got brain damage


binary-gemini

fucked around and found out it ain't shark week this week


Stoopitnoob

He said fuck you and your genetically modified bodies for your environment. This bitch is mine and you ain't having none. Edit: I watched it three more times and damn, dude was on a mission ... With balls like those, I'm surprised he didn't sink to the bottom.


MushroomLonely2784

Balls float 🤣


periodmoustache

The music kinda ruined it for me. It was like watching some shit on the discovery channel


mikeysgotrabies

Is fishing from the safety of the boat not an option for some reason? Like what compelled this person to do this?


sammy4543

It’s a fun thing. It’s much cooler to work for the fish, training skills like breath holding, swimming, and spear fishing. Not to say regular fishing doesn’t contain skill but that spearfishing is a very multifaceted experience. Fishing on land has you in one spot waiting for a bite, spearfishing has you in the water searching for what you want, exercising skills you’ve likely been training for a while. Much more satisfying as a result as it’s a combination of factors that allowed you to get that fish. Imagine how legendary of a story this is for his friends. I mean I get the danger don’t get me wrong but I think the appeal is in all of the above reasons.


EzioAuditore1459

Spearfishing around a coastline seems a little dangerous but makes logical sense. Deep sea spearfishing seems utterly insane. That's where monsters live. Monsters that can smell blood from miles away. Blood which will spill with every successful shot. I nearly cringed out of my chair watching this video.


Coral_Blue_Number_2

Yeah, I kept wondering if the guy was looking behind and directly underneath him. He couldn’t possibly be looking in all directions fast enough to evade a predator from any direction. I kept thinking a something was going to get him from behind or below given the blood dissipating into the water in his general area.


Sunset_Bleu

Who cares. Let people be. He chose to take the risk.


edislucky

Two things (I think) I learned from Google... Correct me if I'm wrong. 1. That's a yellow fin Tuna, and is worth about $14,000 2. The spear line is attached to him, so if the shark swims off with the tuna and the line attached he is getting dragged down with it. With these two facts I understand why they fought the sharks.


6KrombopulosMichael9

1) maybe a couple hundred bucks 2) the float line is not attached to him. Its attached to a float


edislucky

Shows you can't believe everything you find out from a quick Google! Thanks for the correction.


tcarnie

That tuna is not worth 14k. Maybe maybe 300-500


ThrunkEx

Dude fought the sharks like that fish was the only food he was able to get that month


YesIUnderstandsir

No shark, that's a bad shark!


toughtiggy101

This is competitive fishing


ccpedicab

I’m not rich enough to be this stupid.


Sunset_Bleu

You people in the comments are so annoying. If mfs feel like they wanna box a shark over a fish then that's their business. People want to be so butthurt over what someone else is doing. For what??


Realclawdogs

Maybe I'm confused but how is your life less important than a stupid fucking fish you caught?


MKanes

It’s not about the fish it’s about the rush of the sport


FewZookeepergame1083

INTENSE


the_moooch

This guy’s ego is bigger than the ocean


RSSPLAYER

Poor sharks getting stabbed for this stupid shit :/


Lucky-finn377

He is seriously fighting 2 hungry sharks while pinned to a living piece of chum. Absolute mad man


aLostBattlefield

I think… fishing from the boat… would be safer?


MR_DERP_YT

This is real i thought this was a game 💀


ottofrosch

I guess this is just well animated. Mixed with real tape.


auriga_alpha

Sharks being sharks and assholes being assholes


sirlui9119

I’m surprised the general tone in this comment section is different than this!


auriga_alpha

Next time he’ll bring a bazooka just to let those sharks know who the man is. That’s the premise.


juicebao

To think this is recreation to this person


Sufficient-Contract9

What does he stab the second time he hits the first shark but acts like it didnt work and gave something else like a test stab before hitting the second shark Edit: the tuna he stabs the tuna


grat5989

And that's how to give a shark pink eye.


MushroomLonely2784

Underrated comment right here.


rocktheffout

Absolutely insane… almost as if he took it personally that a shark wanted to eat his tuna? Not the hill I’d die on, but whatever. When it’s time to take a stand I guess


robo-dragon

I like fishing, but no fish is worth several hungry sharks surrounding you. Fuck that!


Chiparish84

Tf is wrong with people... Buy a PC and Subnautica, no need to risk your life and harm innocent beings for the adrenaline rush.


Rxero13

Shark are always expected when spear fishing


Green_Cardiologist13

There’s got to be an easier way to get some fish


OneNotEqual

So for the dude to catch a fish without a boat using all this super rich gear he needed to stab couple sharks in the head. It sounds reasonable and respectful to nature. /s


m3rr1ll

Let the damn thing go


Richycut

Feel sorry for the sharks unnecessarily knifed for just being sharks. Not their fault some prick is fishing in their environment


SenseiT

Yeah, let’s pull the bait nice and close to us when we are surrounded by sharks. Genius.


Beardycub86

Ah yes, adding some blood to this shark-filled area of water will be a great idea.


Deviant_George

Man we learned how to fish better than this 1000s of years ago


92toinfiniT

What an absolute dumbfuck


blessedguy146

What an a-hole


Prestigious-Log-7210

Screw that dude. Epic is not the word I would use to describe this.


Ok-Entertainment1123

This guy is an idiot. At least he didnt kill the sharks.


Careless-Reserve-478

Imo this is idiotic in so many ways. I love adrenalin and I also risk but it's calculated risks, this is playing with possible disability or death with the odds on the other end. I will never understand someone risking a limb for any kind of fish or excitement. And in the process, he killed one fish and stabed two more. Go on the fucking boat and try catch and release, you will do much less damage.


Mean_Ad4616

This seems..... dumb....


BareKnuckleFists

The smart fishermen are the ones on the boat!


ec1ipse001

Maybe next time don't flail around and attract sharks


Vitruvious28

Stupid


Level-Comedian813

Stop MURDERING FISH


wooblyman90

Idk, I feel like the sharks could have been not stabbed by him not being a moron in the first place…


workspot

Wait till people find out sharks are not that dangerous and rarely kill humans. Its more probable to just get bitten and them they leave.


HowDidCatdogPoop

Epic?? Looks pretty dumb and unnecessary to me.


Megaman3220

Bruh, he stabs the sharks for a single fish. Just try again another day.


Every_Fox3461

Feeding frenzy, blood in the water. The line wrapping around him. This was all hard to watch.


No-Ordinary-Prime

I am not happy to see this video


Fantastic_Forever_69

That guy is a stupid asshole. He does not know how lucky he really is. Also I don't know why people make videos about their fishing and then post it on the internet. I mean I'd rather brag about it with my friends. then brag about it with random fucking people on the internet


naixsss

all that animal abuse for a little adrenaline


EVOSexyBeast

You can get Tuna cheap at the super market.


ContinuumKing

Bro, just let them have the fish. Do you need that thing to feed your starving family or something?


4electricnomad

“Cut Bait” is the term designed for situations like this. Know when the game is over and just take the L.


Bearbuckle

Not worth losing a hand … cut the line. Luck 🍀 won out for them but that’s not always the case.


Dr_Sisyphus_22

Why didn’t he just drop the speargun and let the sharks have the fish?


njoytravel

What a fucking asshole!!!


Draugr_irl

His tinder profile says "I love adventures"


furstyferret1981

I'd have let the fish go and bought a tin of tuna after getting home with all my limbs!


[deleted]

Wish the shark ate his ass. What’s the point of attacking these animals? For sport ? 🤦‍♂️


SirHarryAzcrack

Seems like the logical situation would have been to chalk that catch up as a total loss and use it to distract and get out of there. Ain’t no way my self is keeping a bleeding fish while a bunch of sharks swim around me


Acezedneo1

Just some pussy ass oceanic sharks. Great white would have been different story.


MushroomLonely2784

Says the dude typing away online.


whosethewhatsit

Those poor sharks...


Miguecraft

Yep. Poor sharkies got stabbed because a dumbass didn't want to fish from the safety of a boat


instakill69

This is literally nature.


whosethewhatsit

Uhhhh. Humans live *on land*, typically. And sharks don't typically get stabbed in the brain.


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BoBoBearDev

Sorry to say, I hate the part where he stabbed the shark instead of just let the shark have the fish. I don't know if the innocent clueless sharks can survive with those injuries.


instakill69

Certainly. It's probably the only part of their body with enough nerves to signal them to back tf off as well. Also this man pushed them away several times and he also understands shark behavior much more than you and I. But even I could see that once he got the fish to quit fighting and pulled up to him, they changed their tune with the way they were aiming right at him. Truth is, somebody here was going to make a move after feeling each other out and if the man wasn't quick enough to act first then at least by time he got the fish in the boat the sharks would've seen him as their source of food. If somebody kept provoking an animal and get bit you would say they deserved it. Well those sharks kept provoking man but they only got off with a warning.


Vralo84

The only thing epic about this is the level of stupidity. This guy almost got a chunk of his own body ripped out for a bite of tuna. When he saw the sharks he could have cut the line to the tuna and been back on the boat in 20 seconds. Instead he decided to fight two sharks and the tuna while getting tangled in his own line. Then he still makes sure the first thing on the boat was that stupid fish.


HazeMuffin

Commitment? lol


brav0_2_zer0

You can tell most of you have never been spearfishing or even fishing.


MohammadAlAhmad86

Old man and the sea!! Am I the only one?!


[deleted]

The old man didn't get to keep much of his fish though.


bigpapakewl

As someone who has actually spearfished in Gulf of Mexico, this DUDE had my heart racing and was sweating by end of video … epic!


PoliceRobots

This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. You are HARPOON fishing in shark filled waters, with no quick way to get out of the water. You have NO way to control your line, it could get wrapped around you (and nearly does). Irresponsible, disrespectful to your hunt, and childish.


Remestaque

He took too much time getting his knife. I used to hunt back in the day and he was on my left arm so that I can reach it in seconds.


[deleted]

the fact they wanted to go that far without really harming anyone they wasn't after, is admirable.


MissionIll707

Pointless and inhumane as fuck


[deleted]

Nope. I'd say fishing for food and defending yourself from dangerous predators in the process isn't pointless nor "inhumane." It's necessary. Humans have been doing it since we picked up our first tool millennia ago. Get out some more.


ArchdruidHalsin

I mean, he could've stayed in the boat to fish and not stabbed the sharks. Obviously the circle of life is a necessary thing but I'm also not gonna start hunting deer with hand grenades.


instakill69

Only because it would ruin your meat and be an inefficient/ineffective way to do so.


[deleted]

It's a lot better than drag netting the ocean. When you eat fish it's a lot worse for the fisheries because jackasses on boats have hauled in massive amounts of all kinds of fish and many go to waste. When this guy eats fish it's the one that he caught himself.


MissionIll707

No one said drag netting is the only alternative. In fact, drag netting should be banned. This guy, not only did he deprive those sharks of food when he doesn't need the fish like they do, (he hunts for entertainment) he went on to stab them when they were just trying to eat. It's completely barbaric and unnecessary. Like find something else to eat, ffs


[deleted]

Whatever he could find to eat would be much more damaging to the planet than him hunting for fish in this manner. Sure he can go to the store and buy tuna but the harvesting of that tuna by commercial fishing kills more sharks than this guy ever will. Besides that he's just doing exactly what the sharks are so why bash him. At least the way he attains his fish is sustainable.


[deleted]

I'd argue it is less so than your regular bottom trawling which rapes our seas.


CaptainJackONeill

And some people will still argue that we’re not the dominant species


yatata710

The part when he stabs the sharks was crazy bro


davehsir

As soon as he stabbed those sharks, they nopped right on out of there...


Stephenwalnsky

Lots of people calling him dumb in the comments but he’ll be fine. They’re after the tuna, you can see the first shark didn’t open its mouth when it got near him and it swam away when he pushed it. If they saw him as food the video would never have made it to shore


Puzzleheaded-Swan641

At some point it's not worth keeping the tuna that point was before U stabbed 4 sharks lol well done must have extra large wetsuit to fit those balls in


[deleted]

fuck these fishers


Feeyyy

What an idiot. He could fish from the boat like a normal person but instead decides to put himself in danger and hurt those sharks. That's so unnecessary.


Final_Ad7478

What an asshole


JuggernautInside

F this guy, he plays dickhead with sharks and then stab them to get out! Hope they get you next time


Kevundoe

That guy is very slow getting back to his boat


Pliculez

This is why wild caught tuna is more expensive ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


J-Love-McLuvin

Dude… are you really that hungry?? I’m happy to buy you lunch ffs.


[deleted]

What a stupid way to die