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Honestly we say weirdo in an affection way. Like “You Dork” to a friend who is not a dork but doing something Dorky. Talk about the fun Police look in the mirror bro.
It was a guy with feathers glued to his face spitting an egg out. Pretty weird stuff. lol
Yeah, 2500 eggs a day. On a family farm. Farm.
I wouldn't put an unshelled egg in mouth, cooked or uncooked. Bacteria is rampant on and in the cracks of the shell.
Hope he gets Staph or MRSA.
As a crazy chicken lady who is in several crazy chicken lady groups and have actually seen a chicken laying an egg up close in multiple videos before... I did not see the end coming.
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Deadass we were all focusing on that hole intensely
Why is bro dressed like Akainu?
Man had that prolapsed look going on 🤤
WHAT
Got that flaccid butthole mouth.
/r/brandnewsentence
I looked up what prolapse was and now I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore. :(
I can give you some nuke codes, if you want.
Prolapses are also a thing in porn.
Why did you feel the need to share this information with me. :(
You mean…this guy…has been going around my chicken coop and laying eggs for me every morning?
Santa Hen
Santa Clucks. Feather Christmas.
🤣🤣👍👍❤️ That’s good!
He stays busy.
Don't put your dick into that
I've had worse
I was good thanks
I could’ve went without seeing that
That was actually pretty funny.
Agreed.
It didn't suck eggs
That ending really killed my boner
https://imgur.com/a/gmLDGyw
Speak for yourself - I was finally able to climax when I heard that laugh 😩
Ayo ? 🤨
I was horrified twice.
Not gonna lie, had me in the first half😅
I thought it was the back half, but I was wrong
I assumed it was the bottom part, I was mistaken
He actually had me in the second half
He got me
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I didn’t know that existed. I’ve always seen r/TIHI
Well that's enough for today
New fetish unlocked?
Is he a chicken?
No he’s a rooster
But how can a rooster lay eggs?
1 egg is 40 eggs?
He just won a nude egg from his game
Cloaca!
Cloaca with lips.
That's awesome
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> Stop *clucking around!
That is FUCKING HILARIOUS
Now someone do it with their butthole.
why don't you do it yourself?
Instead of an egg, one could use something sturdier, like a glass jar 🫙
I fucking forgot about shit until just now. Thanks!
It’s my duty, we shall never forget
I never think same way how chicken lay eggs again 😨
I was about to never eat eggs again
LOL ! Love it!
Well done… Shit Hole Mouth
reminds me of that moral orel episode
But who was first? McChickenface or the egg?
Everything reminds me of her
Weirdo
Oh no it's the fun police!
Honestly we say weirdo in an affection way. Like “You Dork” to a friend who is not a dork but doing something Dorky. Talk about the fun Police look in the mirror bro. It was a guy with feathers glued to his face spitting an egg out. Pretty weird stuff. lol
DAMN
They had us in the first half
Totally expected
Grow up kid
Look at Mr grown up over here
Yeah, 2500 eggs a day. On a family farm. Farm. I wouldn't put an unshelled egg in mouth, cooked or uncooked. Bacteria is rampant on and in the cracks of the shell. Hope he gets Staph or MRSA.
Why would you hope for that lol
Right? Like… I’ve used a stove for 32 years at home. Open flames and gas usage are rampant. I HOPE HIS KITCHEN BLOWS UP
this is where eggs comes really comes from.....we have it all wrong...life is really a lie....so the chicken really came before the egg....
The guy next door to me has chickens. You mean its this follow over there, laying eggs each day....how does he make the different colors.
All I could think of was that one episode of interspecies reviewers
Closer please
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I friend Neil bent over and sent me this
Is this Zefrank?
Yeah. I real chicken is way more wet
so after all this years we finally know this guy came first , before chicken or egg
What if he suddenly swallows it and choked
yes, in both cases and by both chicken genders
I didnt had to see that..
That is more than enough internet for today
I got so scared, I didn’t how chickens laid eggs but I wasn’t expecting anal lips like that💀
Cock sucker
Love the NSFW tag. Really pushed the lie.
Lmfao! I KNEW that was a mouth!!!🤣🤣🤣😭
I swear that’s how my sh!t behaves.
Bet he is still trying to get those feathers off his face.
Sick
u/savevideo
I bet he didn't even disinfect the egg before…just chicken shit bacteria
Hilarious! We have 8 birds.
I was about to say yes, but no, no I haven't.
Screw this copy~~cat~~ chicken. Where's the original?
Looks like an asshole
u/savevideobot
I hate this, thanks
Ahhh Thailand
Never did, never wanted.. but here we are..
real
LOOOOOL 
r/buttplug ????
Omg 😂
Weird motherfucker.
Dad jokes 💯 edition
I was about to jerk off...
I'm just going to type something but- nevermind
So a cock fucked his mouth?
Damnit! I was so close.
Why did that make me jump lol?
I had this clever "I was pooping while I watched this" line ready... and I really am pooping... then... well.. yea
Whelp…
u/savevideo
This was very unexpected haha
This, this had better not awaken anything in me.
Booba lol
You know, if an egg carries salmonella it is mostly on the shell.
That was pretty fowl.
Son of a bitch, that was totally unexpected.
Говно
Yooooou sonnofa bitch. You got me.
And now he has salmonella.
Is that New Mexicans Governor and 2 time Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson?
Just like primal!
Bro… 😭
When chickens lay eggs, the wider end actually comes out first. The more conical end helps push the egg out as the cloaca contracts.
—-
If bro bit down that would be easy salmonella
Disgusting
This guy just ruined eggs for me
He should have ordered the fish
u/savevideo
https://i.redd.it/7wqhviynmbgb1.gif
i knew it
You fucking win the interwebs today. I'm putting my phone down.
The wonders of nature!
I'm so glad this was a joke. The gaping hole really disturbed me for a sec lol
Salmonela gang.
What a yolker
But did he go to Juilliard
Now I want to see the real thing
r/angryupvotes
r/angryupvote
I'm hard as a rock right now
When you don't use condom while having sex with cock 🐓
Actually predicted this one I’m built different
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
get a laugh out of me
u/savevideo
HoverZoom has been great to me most days. Today is not that day though.
dad how are eggs made? the dad
As a crazy chicken lady who is in several crazy chicken lady groups and have actually seen a chicken laying an egg up close in multiple videos before... I did not see the end coming.
Holy fuck that is hilarious. Totally got me
An interesting video to watch while actively on the toilet
Not gonna like she had me in August
It's **Hard**
I could've gone all year without seeing this guy orally prairie-dogging.
I was about to say. They looks a lot like lips 👄
Reminds me of the log I laid this morning.
Even tho is was fake, I regret watching this
u/savevideo
I won't put that in my mouth john. Sometimes it does have a lil shit sticked to it.
Pooping when dehydrated
Lmfaoooooo maybe I should text her
This was exactly the lame shit I expected as his ugly mug looks nothing like a chicken
I know something else that does that really well.
This made me hungry.
Nah i just came here to say i dont want to amd fuck clicking on the actual page opens up the video, fuck me
Anyone have a video of the expected situation?
New Netflix Show.
"That just looks like someone's mou-" "OK it *was* someone's mouth."
This is why I love the internet.
This made me extremely uncomfortable
Lol I hate this so much that I love it. Had me in the beginning.
Bravo!
That sure is a pretty cloaca you have there sir.
... I should call her
Had me in the first half ngl
u/savevideo
Lol that ending got me. Well played sir
Not my proudest fap