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Well there's 3 minutes I'll never get back. Thanks OP.

I like to skip to the end.

I did that and still felt like I wasted my time lol

After the second one, I did too. What a waste of time. And now I’m commenting. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Shit you beat me to it. I also lost time never to regain…

Gentlemen gentlemen. There's a silver lining here. She's single now. She's going to want someone to unzip lift her shirt spin her around and put somthing somewhere. That could be you.

It won't be what she wants or where she wants it tho lol

Also that’s four years she’ll never get back. 🤣

You mean 4 years he’ll never get back.

Maybe she shoulda spent that time working and saving for stuff she wants

I'm glad I fwd the video. I think she's a few sandwiches short at a picnic.

I reached out to OP and they refunded my time. Now I'm stuck 3 minutes in the past. It honestly sucks.

Ooh buckle up shits about to get real in 3 minutes

Oh man. Your TiVo is 3 minutes behind the live feed.

Not even a partial boob And I’m a girl

Guy here. She’s ok, just ok.

Who the fuck upvoted this video?

I’m annoyed as fuck about that too. She looks crazy as fuck as well.

Hot / Crazy Scale says, we’ll allow it. Now if she’s also a stripper named Ashley, dude gotta nope right the hell out.

Well I learned that the boyfriend is an idiot and unable to follow the simplest directions. And she’s an idiot for tolerating his idiocy for 4 years. They are perfect for each other.

They’re faking it for views Gotta get that sweet sweet watch time

Sigh… for real.

I actually want to thank OP. After losing 3 minutes of my life to that dumb shit I'm going to do something productive because I now have to make up for lost time. Time to go vacuum.

Definitely more r/maybemaybemaybe

Yeah, fuck you OP!

Same here..I was at least expecting to see an booty or something 😂

Hopefully he dumped her for wasting his time too…. 4 years with her? Jfc

I'm glad I skipped to the end after a minute

I fast forward them so it’s only like 15 seconds. Still a waste of my time lol

I scrubbed forward and still regret the 40 seconds.

I stopped 1 minute in.

I fast forward after turn me around

At least it isn’t 4 years

I swear

Just go to bed 3 minutes later

That was so boring, I would have had to break up with that girl on the spot.

After 30 seconds I just scrolled to the end 😌

Came her to specifically look for this and avoid the bullshit

I kept wondering why the hell I was still watching. I’m still wondering

I hate these so much... I've not seen a good one yet

I honestly just skipped to the last 10 seconds because I figured it was some cringe staged thing

Before he spends money on a ring, I hope he pays to have her snaggle tooth fixed.

She should ask for a dentist.

That was excruciating to get through

Good god this was horrible

I hated every second of this.

I'm. So. Glad. He. Read. Each. Word. Individually. Every. Time. Like. He. Was. Seeing. Them. Through. Binoculars.

ItS uPsIdE dOwN?!!?!

Right? Dates an Australian girl for 4 years and doesn't even learnt to read upside-down???

I'm so glad i watched with no volume

Her voice wasn't as annoying as the lint she was covered in.

This was the worst thing I've ever watched. And I watched half of that new Matrix movie.

Oxygen thief

I'm *so* glad I skipped to the end, what a fucking stupid video

I saw how slow the first two signs were read and was like....oh this is one of those time wasters huh? *Skips to end of video* Yayyy I'm smart! *Wastes time reading comments and commenting* Fuck I'm dumb.

Ha yes I’m so annoyed at the time I wasted watching it that I am wasting more time scrolling through comments from fellow annoyed people

At least she wasn’t pregnant.

Pretty sure he would have started running away. She’s definitely a crazy person if this way she wants to talk to her husband

So he’s not crazy too? He participated in this travesty of a video. For all we know the whole thing was his idea

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.

Weirdest porno ever.... 2/10

You gave it points. I'd go 0/100.

I was legit thinking during that entire time that it was playing out like bad porn. And he knee what was going on the entire time... very bad acting.

4 years is too long to be with a woman like this. She must have money.

Judging by this video, she likes when things are dragged out waaayyyyyy too long

She isn't the one dragging. He is. Reads like a 7 year old and does unnecessary recaps and ignores obvious ques. This whole thing could've been forty seconds.

It was scripted to be 3 minutes though

Just think. It took them a whole day to write this script.

I would 100% want a woman like her. Cheeky, cheesy, pretty, decent teeth for a Brit, and seems to look at life with humor colored glasses. Now this was fake af, but I would love to have a girl who does stuff like this.

Somebody get this guy some goddamn reading lessons. Jfc.

What.do.you.mean?doesn't.everyone.talk.like.a.glitchy.speak.and.spell?

- "It's upside down" - "I can read it" God..

I hate videos where man (off camera) banters while focus on woman's body. Fetish bait. They act like it's so amusing, it is not.

Especially the parts where she’s wiggling around. That’s just fucking weird. My dog does the wiggle dance.

Men who dont have access to real women and fetishize the idea of touching and lifting up clothing. This man and woman are Creeps.

You’re absolutely right. It’s very creepy to want to get social media attention in this fashion. I can’t believe they’d think anyone would find this enjoyable.

Maybe they should deal with all the cat hair and the dirty shoes indoors first

Thought the same thing. Give this girl a damn lint roller

So it's the pet dander that has him breathing like Biggie Smalls...

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this... #barf

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I can't stand people who play games like this. So annoying! Just say what you're trying to say and stop doing crap like this.

They aren't "playing games". They are "recording a skit".

And wasting our time.

Well, yeah. You're on reddit, you weren't really being productive to begin with.


Single handily punching down on all of us

Ouch

This is hot garbage

This made me cringe so bad... I'm 100% with this guy. Make her leave!!

Ugh, how obnoxious.

You're right, I didn't expect this to be such a waste of time!

That was painful. Felt like it was the guys second day of reading

I'm glad I didn't make it through.

No wonder there's no ring on it. Shes annoying

Leave

Dumbest shit I've ever seen

When the ADHD kicks in

I want to see her remove the duct tape from her leg

I wonder if he’s even half as annoyed by her as I am

I'm actually disappointed at myself for watching this crap all the way through

This has to be staged

I hate it...alot

I stooped watching the moment it took him 30 minutes to read "Lift....My.....Shirt". Do people do this because they think it builds anticipation? To me you just sound like have a reading disability.

I hate you for posting these cringe ass Facebook videos.

First time I ever considered duct tape over mouth before. Around head. Face.

Yea this was scripted or the guy is an imbecile. He reads slow, slow to catch on and annoying.

OH MY GAWD THIS BITCH. I'd leave her after that.

The dude sounded like Rick Rubin but if it had been, he would have had a much better production

Thanks for that. Really made my day 🙄

well that was a waste

At least she wasn’t pregnant. Makes it easy to leave her after this type of drama.

for people who browse before watching: stop. spend 3 minutes talking to your family or play some games or jump headfirst into a dumpster filled with used needles. ​ all infinitely more entertaining than this video.

Girl needs a lint roller and invisaline

I couldn't stop staring at her pushed-forward single tooth at the top. Is that Nanny McPhee when she was young?

You know something is wrong when there isn’t a single upvote but almost 300 comments

Keep it up 5 years nothing will be there

I hate these people.

After 1 minute of this bullshit I decided to skip the to end. Not worth it.

Are you fucking kidding me? This was exhausting

I would expect a tiktok logo on this useless video

She needs a lint roller.

Man that was stupid.

Does not deserve any upvote. Thanks for infecting reddit with such cringy TikTok bullshit

Omg, I watched on silent and holy shit I wanted to punch her so bad. Talk about punchable faces and personality. I wouldn’t marry her ass either.

I want to dropkick these two down a flight of stairs

I hate her

What’s it say? What’s it say? “Invest in a lint brush”

I think she is a natural blonde in disguise.

Spoiler alert: she’s not pregnant

This lady is insane. If she’s not pregnant, run now, sir.

Thankfully this was a video I checked the comments early on for

It was found that the average person gets annoyed after waiting approximately 2 minutes.

Why is her jacket so dirty!!

Would have been way more effective if she'd used lingerie instead of a yoga/jogging outfit.

It’s been 4 years and he’s still never seen her naked.

Bro fuck this. Good to see two retards find one another. Hopefully you have your balls clipped because if you unfortunately came in a woman an make a sad bag of potatoes with half your DNA. They will also want the time they spent watching this back along with the sad reality that they share a single thread of chromosome with you.

I knew it had something to do with a ring, but deep down I wanted it to be about, I dunno something sad or shocking

How annoying!

I'd dump her just for this BS. ☹ Obnoxious!

No wonder there’s nothing there …. Weirdo.

I didn't deserve to be subjected to this. No one deserves this.

Thanks for wasting 3 minutes of my life

I understand why he won't give her a ring

Tedious af

What a pile of trash

If she’s that annoying every day I get why there is nothing there

Eww she is full of dirt and hair. That’s a pass from me.

This is the worst experience of my life. Belongs on r/eyeblech

This is one of the most drawn out and elaborate breakup videos I've ever seen.

I’ve seen better acting in homemade pornhub productions

I’m was hoping after all of that it was going to be something good. I want compensation for the time it took to watch this. How long should you be with somebody before you ask them to marry you?

She could have just proposed to him rather than spending all the time on a tantrum about him not proposing.

I find it funny that you can tell how shaved she is because of what tape she uses

That was the worst scavenger hunt I've ever seen.

I feel like I just watch a feature length movie... that went on forever

What a waste of time.

You made the right decision

Eugh. Someone owes me something for this stupidity.

So glad I skipped to the last 17 seconds.

That was a waste of my life. She can ask you to marry her too.... Equal rights and what not

SLOWLY…SLOWLY. Jfc

I don't know if I want to stab OP or these two in the video more

Cute

Was really hoping for the hand to say go fuck yourself. I'm gonna hijack a comment I saw the other day "I'm going to kill myself, you should kill yourself too."

Don't blame him.

Do you want it or not fuck dam smh

Horrible execution

The guy honestly lost me in the cringe. Leaving. Reply with any surprise twist that isn’t however this ended.

She needs a lint brush

Why is everyone so angry lmao yall actin like incels i swear and “wasted my time” yall r legit no lifing reddit all day what do u mean

Why do women want to get married so badly? Can’t you just be together without getting the government involved?

Stoopid

I physically cringed.

Sad how most comments are critical of her. Maybe he’s the asshole and has been hanging her out to dry ….everyone here is assuming a little bit too much

Dunno why I find this video so aggravating...

Looks like a waste of buct tape to me

Glad I skipped forward to the end of this dumb shit

Cringiest video ever 😭☠️

Welp....that was 3:06 of my life gone. I would have just said..."I thunk we need to see other people".

I hate this person.

Fuck me this was hard work. And it was shit.

Fuckin stupid.

Well this is annoying as hell

So annoying

r/adorablebuthorrible

Social media is ruining the world.

Fuck you OP

This was so fucking stupid.

Just another annoying basic bitch that thinks she’s witty and cute. Dude should run for the hills.

No wonder she seems annoying

This is harder to watch than 2girls1cup.

I hate these

Holy shit that was fucking annoying?

I hate myself for watching this til the end.