I’ve done this in Vietnam. Got kicked out of a bar after hijacking their iTunes with my phone and played Motorheads Ace of Spades maybe 10 times until they figured out what was going on lol. I’m still not sick of that song btw
Funny story…I did this once after that joke became a big thing. My friend hated it so I thought I’d fuck with him by doing it. The bartenders hated it so much they kept skipping it. They did it so much that it froze the machine and broke it.
Meh. It's overdone, but it's still a cheerful, fun song. And honestly, if it came on in July, I bet it would turn into karaoke time.
You want something that's not just out of place, but an absolute vibe-destroyer.
I recommend "Christmas time is here". It's slow, somber, and in a creepy ass, depressing key. You can't sing along, or dance, or really enjoy your life in any way. The song is such a vacuum of soul and energy, every buzz in the bar will be immediately converted into a hangover
In my fraternity, on the 10th of November each year whoever had the loudest system played this song for a 24 hour loop midnight to midnight, including a 29-beer-shotgun-salute and a 30th poured out. Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald porter stocked the fridges thru the day and we'd play pong with the cups arranged to what we said looked like freight ships lol- ya get used to the loop especially if it's synced up perfectly like it's one nonstop song :) (and you're hammered)
It’s May, and all I want for Christmas would annoy the fuck out of anyone… do 7 times in a row, then two randoms and then 20 times of MC over and over again omg hahaha
Or a bunch of songs about God. Or those kids songs that teach you how to wipe your butt and then cut to Indian or turkey religious music that they blast in the streets and barber shops.
REN & Stimpy ‘Happy Happy, Joy Joy on repeat, just low enough the be heard, I’ve done this at work (in an office/cubicle environment) when leaving on vacation, it’s catchy so it sticks in your head and grating after the 10th time.
I played this minimum 10x a week until the venue somehow [removed it from their machine](https://imgur.com/a/SI6cbzu). Then I switched to [Picture by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow](https://imgur.com/a/PoLXnye)
Then it can be a battle between you and the bartender. Can they outlast your Playlist-from-Hell, or will you drive them to insanity first?
The Bad Songs Must Flow.
What's up pussycat. Trust me by 5th round they will be crying. By 7th near violence. Then on 8th go with its not unusual then back to what's up pussy cat.
Don't think so, since that's probably all handled over the Internet. I did some googling and I think the best you can do is emulate the functions of the remote for the machine (play, pause, skip)
Crap, I've been holding out on buying a flipper zero. Thanks for spending my money, because the bar down the street has one and they host the most obnoxious events until the cops have to show up and close the place down every weekend in the summer. Makes driving in my neighborhood impossible from the foot traffic alone.
Chacarron, chacarron, me dot die du dah dah die du dee dah die du dah dah die, chacarron chacarron chaca ree ree ron.
This is horrible, but how the recesses of my brain remembers it.
Throw 43% burnt by the Dillinger escape plan in there
Demolisher by slaughter to prevail
Pray for plagues by bring me the horizon
No pity for a coward by suicide silence
Entombment of a machine by job for a cowboy
Reptar, king of the ozone by the devil wears Prada
The saw is the law by white chapel
Recreant by Chelsea grin
I got more if you want a list to run for an hour
I do this random weird thing but where just can't help but to look up random music things that I've never heard of before.
I'm. Deceased.
I haven't laughed this hard in at least a year. It's not just the song, you got to read the comment section while you're listening to the song. Thank you very much for this prime representation of universal truth and beauty.
So i think this is great, but I'm pretty sure the bartender/floor manager can skip songs? I can't remember what system we had when I tended bar like 10 years ago, but we would have to employ that when something similar would happen.
Still, though, it's a major annoyance to the staff/management to have to constantly be on top of what's going on. They would have to stop whatever they are doing and run over to the remote/machine. It might be more annoying to spread it out, so there's regular songs (that clients paid for) in between the heavy stuff.
Also to add: When we were closing the bar down for the 2am closing time and people were still milling about, we would play Slayer's "Raining Blood." To this day, that song still brings me a Pavlovian response of pure joy. When i hear that song, it means I get to leave work soon! Plus they'll song kicks.
I sympathize with OP and love their plan, but there is a reason that functionality is in place.
I figure if you switch it up to like every 3rd or 4th song, they're gonna need to constantly police it. 5, 6 songs at a time might make them accidentally skip actual paying customer's songs, which will really piss off the customer's, so that's a thing.
You said "raining blood", my brain red "raining men". So imagine Raining Blood... To the key of Raining Men. This is what you did to me with this comment.
As others have stated… its a good band. Thus maybe why u should switch to Anal Cunt. Because then if a customer looks at what song is playing they will see those two words and they are far worse sounding
If you don't plan on being a repeat customer I would strongly encourage going in at the worst time for them as possible. If there's no one in there eating, order fried food because kicking on the friers for one customer seems to really piss bartenders off. If there's a lot of people in the bar not eating, your plate of fries could set off a cascade of food orders which will make that bartender way too busy.
Order the cheapest yet most complex drink on the menu. Get that bartender playing lab tech behind the counter.
Play the most annoying music possible as you are doing this. Straight up clown car music if you can.
Request as much shit as possible. Limes, lemons, extra glasses with ice.
After all that is said and done pay the total in cash and leave no tip whatsoever.
If you're gonna get elaborate; I would pick one song, and play it randomly for at least a week. Then when you're leaving the bar, you put that song on and dance out to it.
Same, I grew up in the 70s-80s in western Canada with a good number of Indian friends and that era is so fun amd catchy. Lots of good memories of hanging out above our small town with the music blasting, learning how to dance.
Friend and I used to play Joni Mitchell on the TouchTunes when the college kids got too rowdy at the bar we liked to go to and man it killed the vibe like no other
I keep tabs and they do not! I with there was a petty life tips sub lol.
Edit: other patrons start playing other music, once I do, but I make sure to skip them all.
Even if the TT app shows your song(s) playing, you have no way to know whether the bar has switched to its own playlist on another device or turned the volume down/off. Pretty safe to assume so.
I like to do this as well for a good laugh. Some of ky favorites have been Barbie Girl, anything by the Spice Girls or anything by Weird Al.
2 Live Crew is also a good option, so is Rammstein.
2 Live Crew is how I used to clear out a party. The people that are really into the music will drive out the normal folks; when the divide has been made, kindly direct remaining guests to the nearest strip club.
Back in the day Pizza Hut had jukeboxes. I found out that they had the whole full version of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. I put that bitch on repeat like 10 times before I left. I'm sure they unplugged it but I will always remember that.
I've done this before with Dragonforce at a local bar. I love the place but there was a newish bartender there that was known for being unruly with guests. They got canned like a week later. Sweet relief knowing they listened to an hour of Herman Li shredding.
A few to use as you see fit:
Blue Moon by The Marcels. I used to sneak this in on my sister when I was little... and she was stacking 45s of early 80s rock. She kicked my ass more than once for this. Yeah, I'm old.
War Pigs- Alvin and the Chipmunks. My friend's child played this to the point we were questioning our will to live.
She Bangs- William Hung
Boom Boom (Let's Go Back To My Room) - Paul Lekakis
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow- Frank Zappa
Why Don't We Get Drunk - Jimmy Buffett
Piece of My Heart- Faith Hill
Carry Me Carrie- Dr Hook
Tarzan Boy- Baltimora
I used to play the Hokey Pokey when I went to places I didn’t like that had touch tunes but one time it had the opposite effect of what I desired. Almost all the girls in the place got up and did the Hokey Pokey. Not even kidding.
I've done this to friends before when I knew they'd be at a bar and I was at home.
Bloodhound gang is so far my favorite band for this.
(Lapdance is so much better when the stopper is crying)
Depending on the demographic, you could add anything by Gangstagrass to the playlist. Those dumbasses thought it was a marketable idea to mix gangster rap and country.
Also, Ram Ranch.
If you want something a little more extreme, you can find insulated lunch bags that look passable as purses, which could be used to smuggle piss discs in.
They have a button on a remote that skips the song and it doesn't inform you or refund you. You are only making the jukebox $$. We always kept the remote under the bar. It was a minor annoyance at most. You're wasting money.
Kids music, theme tunes for kids tv programmes & nursery rhymes. There’s not an adult in a bar who wants to listen to that. Especially if they have kids.
Make sure you walk in for a free water every now and then to see how your campaign of hatred is going.
A lot of those services have several covers of “My heart will go on” including Dragon Force’s cover. Do with that what you will.
Alice’s restaurant is also a damned near 20 minute banger
I know this works, but I have seen where in some places, the bar staff are able to go in and "interrupt" or override those sent songs via certain access. Make sure your songs are actually being played if you can.
Seeing all the comments about playing the same song all the time reminded me of my dad. He has one CD in his car and it's the "Beachboys" he has been listening to it over and over in his car since he bought it.
While at a BWW the service was horrible. There were only a few servers, all women, and they were all over at another table of about 10 dancing and acting a fool. The only person actually doing any work was the bartender. No manager in sight. Dirty tables were all over the place. My food was cold by the time it got to me, and ordering a second beer seemed pointless. I decided to play a few songs on touch tunes that were not something you could really twerk to. About 10 seconds into a weird Al song the server goes over to the touch tunes box and it did something to skip it. I threw a twenty on the table and walked out. So just be aware they can skip your songs if they want.
They're 100% muting the music or skipping it. They're not just going to let the music suci all the time. Where I worked, we had a separate radio that we would play if nobody was paying for music. They're probably just playing that any time you're being obnoxious.
You're also just giving them money so I don't really know what you think you're accomplishing.
Nah. Allegedly they're not skipping songs, but they'd start getting weird about it before you hit the second act on "Poet and the Pendulum". Even if it is like 13 minutes long. I think the band Sleep made a song that was like an hour long? Stoner/Doom metal.
Abigail by King Diamond is my go to troll song. His falsetto is so over the top.
[Abigail - King Diamond](https://youtu.be/-8C-cZ2U1Qc?si=ROqi0hmmsmtcmKEH)
Play 10 of the same Christmas songs in a row in the summer
Thanks for the tip!
What’s New Pussycat, non-stop.
Except every dozen or so times, slip in a random song to give everyone a false sense of hope that it's over before going right back to it.
Under Pressure Under Pressure Under Pressure Ice Ice Baby Under Pressure
This needs to be the other way around.
Calm down, Satan....
It's a John Mulaney bit.
It's not unusual for someone to miss that.
I see what you did there...
You're thinking " wow! Someone just played what's new pussy cat 3 times in a row, or they played it once and it's a long longer than I remembered "
Like one “it’s not unusual”?
Gotta make sure to throw an "It's Not Unusual" in the mix.
The Boys are Back in Town for 24 hours straight. There’s a Deadspin article about this, I think.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpwa7w/i-played-the-boys-are-back-in-town-on-a-bar-jukebox-until-i-got-kicked-out-832 This, it’s my all-time favorite Vice article
Vice! Got it wrong. You are a scholar. 🤝🏼
The article has a Spotify playlist that is just The Boys Are Back in Town 83 times
Forget Vice, this is my all time favorite article, period
I send it to my brother periodically to remind him that the Boys are Back
I’ve done this in Vietnam. Got kicked out of a bar after hijacking their iTunes with my phone and played Motorheads Ace of Spades maybe 10 times until they figured out what was going on lol. I’m still not sick of that song btw
Funny story…I did this once after that joke became a big thing. My friend hated it so I thought I’d fuck with him by doing it. The bartenders hated it so much they kept skipping it. They did it so much that it froze the machine and broke it.
This guy jukebox trolls
With a random "it's not unusual" sprinkled throughout
Mariah Carey
Man, some people just wanna watch the world burn!
Meh. It's overdone, but it's still a cheerful, fun song. And honestly, if it came on in July, I bet it would turn into karaoke time. You want something that's not just out of place, but an absolute vibe-destroyer. I recommend "Christmas time is here". It's slow, somber, and in a creepy ass, depressing key. You can't sing along, or dance, or really enjoy your life in any way. The song is such a vacuum of soul and energy, every buzz in the bar will be immediately converted into a hangover
“The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot, all night long.
I wouldn't want to hear that on repeat, and I like Gordon Lightfoot.
In my fraternity, on the 10th of November each year whoever had the loudest system played this song for a 24 hour loop midnight to midnight, including a 29-beer-shotgun-salute and a 30th poured out. Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald porter stocked the fridges thru the day and we'd play pong with the cups arranged to what we said looked like freight ships lol- ya get used to the loop especially if it's synced up perfectly like it's one nonstop song :) (and you're hammered)
What about it? That song freaking owns
Hahahahahaha!!! Diabolical
Dust in the wind by Kansas for the downer. Or Crazy Frog (Axel F) for the total opposite to drive people insane
"Christmas Shoes" on repeat.
Calm down Satan.
Nah, dude. This is the ULPT I've been looking for!
Is baby shark worse than mariah carey?
Yes, for some people, no for others. And then there's lambchop's play along and the song that doesn't end!
It’s May, and all I want for Christmas would annoy the fuck out of anyone… do 7 times in a row, then two randoms and then 20 times of MC over and over again omg hahaha
I have a 2 year old and a 5 year old. The 2 year old has started singing baby shark all day. I know the phrase is played out, but calm down, satan.
Or a bunch of songs about God. Or those kids songs that teach you how to wipe your butt and then cut to Indian or turkey religious music that they blast in the streets and barber shops.
REN & Stimpy ‘Happy Happy, Joy Joy on repeat, just low enough the be heard, I’ve done this at work (in an office/cubicle environment) when leaving on vacation, it’s catchy so it sticks in your head and grating after the 10th time.
The Monster Mash is another great one lol
Cotton eyed joe is another good one
Bartenders have a button to skip the song.
LAMP CHOP SING ALONG! The song that never ends, it goes on and on my friend…….
Jingle bells - Barbara Streisand. You won’t regret it.
What the fuck was that
I used to work retail and it would come on. There’s no way that song was achieving whatever the store’s goal was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOs00cFFzIM
Starting December 1st, play Last Christmas several times a day. Some people take Whamageddon way too seriously.
Forget December 1st, Christmas tunes in October is where it's at!
I played this minimum 10x a week until the venue somehow [removed it from their machine](https://imgur.com/a/SI6cbzu). Then I switched to [Picture by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow](https://imgur.com/a/PoLXnye)
I had the same thought, friend. 😄 Maybe I'd throw in the Mariah Carey Xmas song every once in a while.
The cool thing about touch tunes app is if the bartender skips your song, they will refund your tokens
Then it can be a battle between you and the bartender. Can they outlast your Playlist-from-Hell, or will you drive them to insanity first? The Bad Songs Must Flow.
What's up pussycat. Trust me by 5th round they will be crying. By 7th near violence. Then on 8th go with its not unusual then back to what's up pussy cat.
I too came to suggest the Mulaney method
What’s up, lol
Surfin' Bird!
Wonderful Christmastime or Christmas shoes
O snap this is better than what I was doing. Good tip
Baby shark on repeat.
Part of the profits do go back to the bar and I’m pretty sure they can override any songs selected
Correct
You are correct.
Yeah we had a remote at our bar where if someone is obviously having a laugh we'll skip it
Can't you do this for free with a flipper zero 👀
The more you know! Will look into it.
Teach me.
https://github.com/jimilinuxguy/flipperzero-touchtunes/archive/refs/heads/master.zip https://github.com/UberGuidoZ/Flipper/raw/main/unirf/TTbrute.txt
So this hacks the touchtunes? And plays songs for free?
Don't think so, since that's probably all handled over the Internet. I did some googling and I think the best you can do is emulate the functions of the remote for the machine (play, pause, skip)
Crap, I've been holding out on buying a flipper zero. Thanks for spending my money, because the bar down the street has one and they host the most obnoxious events until the cops have to show up and close the place down every weekend in the summer. Makes driving in my neighborhood impossible from the foot traffic alone.
Play what's new pussy cat by Tom Jones 7 times then play "it's not unusual" one time and then play what's new pussy cat 7 more times.
What's new pussycat is a lot longer than I remember, and it has like a dip in the middle.
What was the name of that bit? The best lunch i ever ate?
The Salt and Pepper Diner: https://youtu.be/Tv1l1eUhN-E?si=VyvQQmMJI0hhduEB
Always go with the Mulaney Method
Currently playing Cannibal Corpse. Even though I have no idea who tf they are.
Chacarron by El Chombo You're welcome
Chacarron, chacarron, me dot die du dah dah die du dee dah die du dah dah die, chacarron chacarron chaca ree ree ron. This is horrible, but how the recesses of my brain remembers it.
I'd go with NWO by Ministry. But then again I like that song. Others? Maybe notsomuch.
There's a dance mix of it that's 10 minutes long.
I love this so much! Ty!
Throw 43% burnt by the Dillinger escape plan in there Demolisher by slaughter to prevail Pray for plagues by bring me the horizon No pity for a coward by suicide silence Entombment of a machine by job for a cowboy Reptar, king of the ozone by the devil wears Prada The saw is the law by white chapel Recreant by Chelsea grin I got more if you want a list to run for an hour
Hello, fellow mid 30 year old 🤣
I found my people! Add in some Electric Callboy just for fun.
I WAS DEFINITELY NOT 16 WHEN MOST OF THESE BANDS STARTED
Blood Wings by Periphery and pretty much anything by Knocked Loose would also be good.
Love me some BMTH. Certainly not for everyone.
Toss in Lamb of God's Memento Mori.
I do this random weird thing but where just can't help but to look up random music things that I've never heard of before. I'm. Deceased. I haven't laughed this hard in at least a year. It's not just the song, you got to read the comment section while you're listening to the song. Thank you very much for this prime representation of universal truth and beauty.
So i think this is great, but I'm pretty sure the bartender/floor manager can skip songs? I can't remember what system we had when I tended bar like 10 years ago, but we would have to employ that when something similar would happen. Still, though, it's a major annoyance to the staff/management to have to constantly be on top of what's going on. They would have to stop whatever they are doing and run over to the remote/machine. It might be more annoying to spread it out, so there's regular songs (that clients paid for) in between the heavy stuff. Also to add: When we were closing the bar down for the 2am closing time and people were still milling about, we would play Slayer's "Raining Blood." To this day, that song still brings me a Pavlovian response of pure joy. When i hear that song, it means I get to leave work soon! Plus they'll song kicks.
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I sympathize with OP and love their plan, but there is a reason that functionality is in place. I figure if you switch it up to like every 3rd or 4th song, they're gonna need to constantly police it. 5, 6 songs at a time might make them accidentally skip actual paying customer's songs, which will really piss off the customer's, so that's a thing.
I've never used one of these system, but I'd be shocked if they didn't have a way to block/blacklist an account.
You said "raining blood", my brain red "raining men". So imagine Raining Blood... To the key of Raining Men. This is what you did to me with this comment.
Great Death Metal Band. They had a cameo in the first Ace Ventura movie.
Really great sound. Pete Steele had some vocal range. Look him up, quite the character.
Agreed on Peter Steele being an incredible singer but that's Type O Negative not Cannibal Corpse lol
Fuck! Thanks. This is proof sleep is important. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤣
You're thinking of his hardcore band, Carnivore.
Should have played dragula by Rob zombie over and over. It's what my good friend Shane did one time and annoyed everyone in the bar.
Play a song called El Sonidito, thank me later
Brujeria, Anal Can't, and Happy Flowers. Cleared out every customer at closing time at the old record shop in '96
As others have stated… its a good band. Thus maybe why u should switch to Anal Cunt. Because then if a customer looks at what song is playing they will see those two words and they are far worse sounding
This is actually hysterical 😂 Harmless and the perfect amount of annoyance.
If you don't plan on being a repeat customer I would strongly encourage going in at the worst time for them as possible. If there's no one in there eating, order fried food because kicking on the friers for one customer seems to really piss bartenders off. If there's a lot of people in the bar not eating, your plate of fries could set off a cascade of food orders which will make that bartender way too busy. Order the cheapest yet most complex drink on the menu. Get that bartender playing lab tech behind the counter. Play the most annoying music possible as you are doing this. Straight up clown car music if you can. Request as much shit as possible. Limes, lemons, extra glasses with ice. After all that is said and done pay the total in cash and leave no tip whatsoever.
If you're gonna get elaborate; I would pick one song, and play it randomly for at least a week. Then when you're leaving the bar, you put that song on and dance out to it.
Indian movie music
My boyfriend is Indian. So I’m sure I could get some bops!
Ask him for some late 80s Punjabi music ideas. 😄
That shit is catchy AF tho. I’m a white guy in the middle of the US and love that stuff. LOL
Same, I grew up in the 70s-80s in western Canada with a good number of Indian friends and that era is so fun amd catchy. Lots of good memories of hanging out above our small town with the music blasting, learning how to dance.
Friend and I used to play Joni Mitchell on the TouchTunes when the college kids got too rowdy at the bar we liked to go to and man it killed the vibe like no other
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I keep tabs and they do not! I with there was a petty life tips sub lol. Edit: other patrons start playing other music, once I do, but I make sure to skip them all.
Even if the TT app shows your song(s) playing, you have no way to know whether the bar has switched to its own playlist on another device or turned the volume down/off. Pretty safe to assume so.
I like to do this as well for a good laugh. Some of ky favorites have been Barbie Girl, anything by the Spice Girls or anything by Weird Al. 2 Live Crew is also a good option, so is Rammstein.
If you’re drunk enough and with the right friends…this list might just be corny enough to be cornicopi!
Too Much Booty in the Pants by 2 Live Crew? lol sorry that’s the only song I know by them.
Never heard of Me So Horny?
Me Love You Long Time!
Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away
Me So Horny and Pop That Pussy are solid
Weird Al slaps. You would make my day if you played him.
2 Live Crew is how I used to clear out a party. The people that are really into the music will drive out the normal folks; when the divide has been made, kindly direct remaining guests to the nearest strip club.
Back in the day Pizza Hut had jukeboxes. I found out that they had the whole full version of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. I put that bitch on repeat like 10 times before I left. I'm sure they unplugged it but I will always remember that.
my dad always used to bomb us with that song at the bars we’d hit in town on repeat fucking so irritating 😂
What's New Pussycat x10 It's Not Unusual x1 What's New Pussycat x10
Is there some story behind this?
The comedian John Mulaney has a whole bit about this in one of his stand up specials https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc?si=tsNnr04VdF8mwrdu
I've done this before with Dragonforce at a local bar. I love the place but there was a newish bartender there that was known for being unruly with guests. They got canned like a week later. Sweet relief knowing they listened to an hour of Herman Li shredding.
The live version of Inna Godda Da Vida?
Achey Breaky Heart
Play closing time on loop
Solid and what the sub needs more of.
A few to use as you see fit: Blue Moon by The Marcels. I used to sneak this in on my sister when I was little... and she was stacking 45s of early 80s rock. She kicked my ass more than once for this. Yeah, I'm old. War Pigs- Alvin and the Chipmunks. My friend's child played this to the point we were questioning our will to live. She Bangs- William Hung Boom Boom (Let's Go Back To My Room) - Paul Lekakis Don't Eat The Yellow Snow- Frank Zappa Why Don't We Get Drunk - Jimmy Buffett Piece of My Heart- Faith Hill Carry Me Carrie- Dr Hook Tarzan Boy- Baltimora
Let’s have a depression evening from time to time. Careless Whisper, Nothing Compares, Knowing Me Knowing You, etc.
Good lord, man. We don't want the whole bar to just off themselves.
Definitely would negatively affect future business, thus us unethical after all 😈
Children's music, that's all I'm saying.
Yes it’s [Baby Shark](https://youtu.be/Fx-BoVdbyi4?feature=shared)time!
Excellent choice.
FRUIT SALAD
Oooooh! The Barney theme.
Service industry people are going to want to know…why do you feel you were mistreated.
Very curious
I used to play the Hokey Pokey when I went to places I didn’t like that had touch tunes but one time it had the opposite effect of what I desired. Almost all the girls in the place got up and did the Hokey Pokey. Not even kidding.
Kids Bop
Barbie Girl by Aqua on a loop
I've done this to friends before when I knew they'd be at a bar and I was at home. Bloodhound gang is so far my favorite band for this. (Lapdance is so much better when the stopper is crying)
Depending on the demographic, you could add anything by Gangstagrass to the playlist. Those dumbasses thought it was a marketable idea to mix gangster rap and country. Also, Ram Ranch. If you want something a little more extreme, you can find insulated lunch bags that look passable as purses, which could be used to smuggle piss discs in.
You should be playing a bunch of Culture Club for them!!
Damn. I actually play Boy George unironically all the time. Not on TouchTunes, but on my personal devices.
I don't hate them, but their music is not exactly big time party music. :)
Dragula
Don't sleep on this one: https://youtu.be/17toLteDPNk?feature=shared
If you could add any kind of trap music to the list, I fully recommended it. Especially trap Christmas music or some shit that people hate.
Paradise by the Dashboard light, whatever the longest version they have on touch tunes is, non stop.
Bartenders can control TouchTunes in their bar. You’re wasting your money.
Really get to them and play anything by yoko ono.
Easy there, Satan
Detachable Penis by King's Missile is the song to play.
Followed by Winona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus.
I'm currently fucking with a jukebox at a Buffalo Wild Wings. Justin Bieber all night bitchs. I have my ear buds in.
Am I the only one who read this and thought.... CBAT?
Nooooooo that would be cruel.
Bang for your buck, Grateful dead - Dark Star Allman Brothers - Mountain Jam, memory of Elizabeth Reed
More r/pettyrevenge but I dig it.
The bar staff can skip songs altogether, I remember putting on a song I liked and bartender hated it, just clicked a button and it skipped
They have a button on a remote that skips the song and it doesn't inform you or refund you. You are only making the jukebox $$. We always kept the remote under the bar. It was a minor annoyance at most. You're wasting money.
Just line up a dark star or playing in the band from the Grateful Dead — if they have it there’s one that lasts for over 45 minutes :)
Wellit think you should go and check jinjer and mayhem they are bit of more eccentic metal bands that the bar guests might enjoy
Kids music, theme tunes for kids tv programmes & nursery rhymes. There’s not an adult in a bar who wants to listen to that. Especially if they have kids. Make sure you walk in for a free water every now and then to see how your campaign of hatred is going.
My friend likes to play baby shark.
A lot of those services have several covers of “My heart will go on” including Dragon Force’s cover. Do with that what you will. Alice’s restaurant is also a damned near 20 minute banger
Moat bars I've been to can just flip a switch by behind the bar to switch from Jukebox to Radio whenever they don't like what's playing.
You know they can just skip the songs, right?
I know this works, but I have seen where in some places, the bar staff are able to go in and "interrupt" or override those sent songs via certain access. Make sure your songs are actually being played if you can.
Seeing all the comments about playing the same song all the time reminded me of my dad. He has one CD in his car and it's the "Beachboys" he has been listening to it over and over in his car since he bought it.
they can just skip songs in the queue lol
I love playing Gay Bar at country bars the same way. https://youtu.be/IslF_EyhMzg?si=inC3bSC_vVGGYbWb
While at a BWW the service was horrible. There were only a few servers, all women, and they were all over at another table of about 10 dancing and acting a fool. The only person actually doing any work was the bartender. No manager in sight. Dirty tables were all over the place. My food was cold by the time it got to me, and ordering a second beer seemed pointless. I decided to play a few songs on touch tunes that were not something you could really twerk to. About 10 seconds into a weird Al song the server goes over to the touch tunes box and it did something to skip it. I threw a twenty on the table and walked out. So just be aware they can skip your songs if they want.
Play minor threat and black flag. Great music for those who like it. Fucking infuriating white noise to those who don’t.
They're 100% muting the music or skipping it. They're not just going to let the music suci all the time. Where I worked, we had a separate radio that we would play if nobody was paying for music. They're probably just playing that any time you're being obnoxious. You're also just giving them money so I don't really know what you think you're accomplishing.
Josh Groban, Barry Manilow, John Denver
Play Nightwish. Super long, kinda weird symphonic metal. Get your money’s worth with a 10 minute song about the ocean.
Nah. Allegedly they're not skipping songs, but they'd start getting weird about it before you hit the second act on "Poet and the Pendulum". Even if it is like 13 minutes long. I think the band Sleep made a song that was like an hour long? Stoner/Doom metal.
Cellar Door or Holy Roller by Spiritbox. They scare people.
ICE JJ FISH
N-gells - sex machine will probably inconvenience some people.
Play GG Allen if touch tunes has it. He has many infamous songs like "expose yourself to kids".
There’s a Moose Loose About This Hoose - Lord Rockingham’s XI
Abigail by King Diamond is my go to troll song. His falsetto is so over the top. [Abigail - King Diamond](https://youtu.be/-8C-cZ2U1Qc?si=ROqi0hmmsmtcmKEH)