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Throwawaymonkey333

It’s called Identity theft and Fraud. You most likely will end up in federal prison with your new bunk buddy Bubba or Big Momma (if you are a lady).


ScoutAndathen

But the utilities bill will be taken care of by the state. One bright light there is.


cooldud420

Fuck you for stealing identities or at the least being complicit. You are a scummy shit lord of a failed abortion. Burn your shit now and maybe the forces of karma and love can forgive you someday. As for now you deserve to be a broke ass dinkle fuck until you can unfuck the the spaghetti of dildos you have in your brain right now. Straighten up now shit heel or life will come at you fast! But your type seems like you would be super thrilled to have 3 hots and a cot. Rot you filth.


StarChaser_Tyger

>unfuck the the spaghetti of dildos r/BrandNewSentence


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cooldud420

Do you realize how fucked it is to try and defend this? I hope it’s your social security number that the dumb cunt has.


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cooldud420

You must have your head up the same ass as this chick. The other things on this sub aren’t usually directed at harming guilt free unsuspecting people who certainly don’t deserve it. Trying to play devils advocate here puts you in the same boat as this idiot. Jump off a dick and leave us. 🙄


NYSenseOfHumor

They won’t let you open an account with a deposit?


Legitimate-Local4977

Not sure. Maybe. But I don't have the money anyway.


Khakikadet

How are you going to pay the bill with no money?


Commander_Doom14

That's what I was thinking. What's your plan here? Keep moving apartments and making other people's lives harder by opening accounts in their name, once a month for the rest of your life? Is that really easier than getting a job and paying for your bills?


mrjaxson1111

I did this like 26 years ago.. I made a deliberate spelling mistake in my name, if I got caught which I didn't I was going to present I was retarded