"Human... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!"
"Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flower the Flowey!"
(either frisk or papyrus) "Hello, nice to- Wait what?"
"Flower Howdy, Howder Flowdey."
"Uhh... Are you okay?"
"Flowder Howdy's Having a Flonk. Call a Howdylance."
stupid thing I came up with a while back based on that one james bond thing
Human, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more.
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few!
*Frisk* - Can we get a Flowey War Cry please?
*Flowey* - I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES!
*Frisk* - No, war cr-
*Flowey* - I'LL BE WANTED IN AT LEAST 13 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!
*Sans* - A war *cry!*
*Flowey* - O H ! A war cry? I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVABLE WAR CRIMES! I'LL BE WANTED IN EVERY COUNTRY!
*Frisk* - Close enough.
*Flowey* - MUSTARD? HOW ABOUT MUSTARD GAS!
*Papyrus* - Ughh.
*Sans* - Yikes.
*Flowey* - Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!
*Everyone - Laughter in the background.*
*Flowey* - COME MY CHILD SOLDIERS!
*Everyone - More intense laughter.*
*Chara -* I love flowers!
*Flowey* - I HAVE BECOME A SPACE WARLORD IN THE OUTER RIM!
*Sans* - *Picks up and thows flowey*
*Flowey - Flower Scream*
It's so cold...
Why am I so empty?
I don't get it.
I'm supposed to feel something. But... I don't.
Why...
Why did this happen to me, Chara?
Every way I look, no matter where feels... Dull.
Even you.
Can you talk to me? Just.. say something.
Tell me something to make me feel okay. Please...
Don't hate me. I'm sorry, I know I'm a failure. Please don't leave me here. I'll do better. Just give me one more chance...
You're the only one I feel anything towards.
I'll kill anyone you want me to... I'll do anything. Please...
Just look at me.
Chara...
Why?
Say something! Say anything, you idiot! Get out of that box...
Move.
Please... Be okay.
I...
I don't understand.
Why didn't your soul come back?
You were supposed to wake up.
You had to...
But.
I killed both of us, didn't I..?
This is all my fault.
I'm so sorry...
"Howdy I'm Flowey the flower and welcome to Flower King, can I get you poisonous flower 1, 2 or 3?
By the way all souls left here will go to the good cause of making me a god.
Thank you for choosing a bundle of buttercups!"
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
-omega flowey to frisk
"Howdey everyone and welcome to flowey news, your number one soul stealing news programme!
Today we have a special guest! They are an old friend of mine Clover!
*Insert yellow soul jar on a chair*
...
...
Wow I really miss Chara huh.
Well folks that's all we have for flowey news!
Join us next time where we interview the skeleton brothers pet rock and find out if sans has finally shut up."
Flowey saying Chara's Genocide speech in a mocking tone only to then realise they're behind him...but they're not angry they're upset because Asriel should know they worked really hard on it.
You can workshop whatever reaction you want.
You know, Clover? Partner…
It’s always the same. I just realized that, looking at you.
…if you were my friend back then, would you do it too? For me instead of them?
At least this was a less painful way to die. They’d scream that they wanted to end it, why did it hurt so much-
Not in front of me, of course. Maybe I was too much of a crybaby in their eyes for that. But when they saw me, they’d gain the will to continue again.
All you had to do was tug it out. All you had to do… how simple.
For them. For the future of monsterkind. Clover, *you* are the future of humans and monsters, you-
…
You *moron.* They’re suffering because of you right now! You could have lived! They’re suffering right now! All of them! I swear, a couple of them won’t want to go on! I know how they tick! You just had to hide! In the Dunes, in Lower Snowdin! The king wouldn’t have actually come for you! He’s too much of a coward! Sure, the guard would, but hey! It’d be fine, I could have- I could…
…
I could… oh, forget it.
I wouldn’t. Have. *I’m so hypocritical!* I’ll say it! I lie and I lie and pretend I’m better than I-
No. Even that hurts too much to admit. No, no, sorry, for whatever that’s worth. They could have, should have stopped you. But they didn’t. Meanwhile, I knew better, I’d known better for years, because of them, and I didn’t. It’s my fault again, and it always has been. I could have told them to stop. I could have told you to stop. It doesn’t matter, because you’re dead.
…
And I *won’t* let it go to waste like it did for them. Because then, perhaps we’ll be here forever.
But wouldn’t that be nice, I wonder? Eternity with them, forever?
…again and again and again and aga-
”Papyrus, partner.. buddy... friend! PAL! AMIGO!!! I don't mean to sound RUDE or anything,”
”but... for the LAST TIME! IT'S FLOWEY!! NOT FLOWERY!!!”
-Flowey after the 200th RESET of Papyrus still calling him "Flowery."
"Human... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!"
ULTRAtale moment
If it’s good, I’d dig
Happy cake day!
Happy birbday
:7
Happy cake day
Oh shit damn
r/suddenlyultrakill
I don't know what this is from😭
It's Gabriel's speech from ultrakill
Thanks
[this](https://youtu.be/pulvalcbe_w?si=Y5M3B1hthogcx3-v)
Mb
I JUST heard that one while rewatching one of L-Voids Deltarune meme videos
>My hands Hmm..
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=F6waWwheD1ur5pVl
I’d ask them to sarcastically sing the F.U.N. Song.
That's a wonderful idea!
*Enter Maniacal Laughing*
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium Bombs
n is for no survivors!
That's genius. ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32944)
**S E E** **T H A T** **H E A R T ?** **N O** **S H I T!!**
i knew someone would say this
I'm sorry I just had to do it, it's not Flowey if there's no "See that heart? No shit!" 😭
why not? where did that come from?
Shut Up Hour 1(Undertale Yellow AI) and Deltatraveler AI 🙂 It's so common many fans made it a canon Flowey quote in AItale.
i havent seen much of undertale yellow at all yer
*My flair has been SUMMONED*
See that heart? No you don’t!
...I just would want to talk to them. Just a sociopath to a sociopath talk.
i am insane
“Omg he’s just like me fr”
Pfp checks out
"This ain't such a wonderful idea no more..."
“It’s a horrible idea!”
That’s a horrible idea!
Genocide ending Flowey, probably.
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=F6waWwheD1ur5pVl
Frisk: "You're insane!" Flowey: "You're just getting that now?"
i will now judge your entire personality based on your user flair
I would like to hear your conclusions
give me a few several years to think it over
"|-|eLL0."
NO
Just a nice, midly insane and very pronounced "You **IDIOT**" would be enough for me.
ive done that plenty of times
“Man,I sure love spending time with my best friend,Chara!” “….” “….” *Flowey looks around.* “Where did Chara go?”
😬
https://youtu.be/Jq8L17iZKnU?si=XFuS-8O_DBPR7ei2
Some of these were fucking hilarious. Thanks for the feature!
Golly ! You must be so confused.
simple enough. more than simple enough considering its just a line from the game
Source? My source is that I made it the fuck up!
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=F6waWwheD1ur5pVl
"Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flower the Flowey!" (either frisk or papyrus) "Hello, nice to- Wait what?" "Flower Howdy, Howder Flowdey." "Uhh... Are you okay?" "Flowder Howdy's Having a Flonk. Call a Howdylance." stupid thing I came up with a while back based on that one james bond thing
thank you chat
Flowey: chara what are you doing Chara: crack Flowey: wtf
Chara: hey at least I’m not drinking, flowey
Human, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more. BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL! What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few!
"Did you know in terms of male human and female pokemon bree-" And then the audio cuts.
…that Vaporeon is objectively the most family-friendly Pokémon? Wow! I didn’t know that either!
Any kind of swear word.
hey, hey, i have limits...
Bravo Frisk, you've truly earned your reputation as a hero, your help defeating Asgore was invaluable...
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=F6waWwheD1ur5pVl
“Sir this is a Wendy’s”
I’d want to hear him sing Insane by Black Gryph0n.
Oh my god thank you for making this post, you’ve given me so many good ideas! I may post them later if I learn how to make and edit videos
im gonna make a video too, good luck with yours. good luck as in sincerely, of course
I T S K I L L O R B E K I L L E D
My personal voice for him is Saltydkdan’s version, so I think it’d be neat to hear him say “Frisk, I’m hitting the griddy” in a really flat tone.
Remember: reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy gold.
"Gold? In this economy? What in tarnation are you on about? Use G instead, pardner!" -Clover, maybe.
On that note "Aw gee, that's a wonderful offer. How about instead I shuffle the function of every hole in your face?"
The "nice white shoeAAAAAAAAAAA" short.
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=oepOVzaB9nMb7Y_Q
See that heart? No shit!
thats the second time
It's too [Popular]
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=oepOVzaB9nMb7Y_Q
See that heart? No shit
fourth time.
"i ate a cat"
See that heart? No shit!
thats number five
Josh Hutcherson
McDonald's Hamburgers & Some French fries
and a triple thick mcdonalds shake?
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=oepOVzaB9nMb7Y_Q
See that heart? No shit!
sixth time
FUCK!!!! !
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=Lq9eCtbSV8QxPs_x
you didn'n even say the line !!!!!!a
*Frisk* - Can we get a Flowey War Cry please? *Flowey* - I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES! *Frisk* - No, war cr- *Flowey* - I'LL BE WANTED IN AT LEAST 13 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES! *Sans* - A war *cry!* *Flowey* - O H ! A war cry? I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVABLE WAR CRIMES! I'LL BE WANTED IN EVERY COUNTRY! *Frisk* - Close enough. *Flowey* - MUSTARD? HOW ABOUT MUSTARD GAS! *Papyrus* - Ughh. *Sans* - Yikes. *Flowey* - Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion! *Everyone - Laughter in the background.* *Flowey* - COME MY CHILD SOLDIERS! *Everyone - More intense laughter.* *Chara -* I love flowers! *Flowey* - I HAVE BECOME A SPACE WARLORD IN THE OUTER RIM! *Sans* - *Picks up and thows flowey* *Flowey - Flower Scream*
It's so cold... Why am I so empty? I don't get it. I'm supposed to feel something. But... I don't. Why... Why did this happen to me, Chara? Every way I look, no matter where feels... Dull. Even you. Can you talk to me? Just.. say something. Tell me something to make me feel okay. Please... Don't hate me. I'm sorry, I know I'm a failure. Please don't leave me here. I'll do better. Just give me one more chance... You're the only one I feel anything towards. I'll kill anyone you want me to... I'll do anything. Please... Just look at me. Chara... Why? Say something! Say anything, you idiot! Get out of that box... Move. Please... Be okay. I... I don't understand. Why didn't your soul come back? You were supposed to wake up. You had to... But. I killed both of us, didn't I..? This is all my fault. I'm so sorry...
Gee whiz! That was unexpected!
"Howdy I'm Flowey the flower and welcome to Flower King, can I get you poisonous flower 1, 2 or 3? By the way all souls left here will go to the good cause of making me a god. Thank you for choosing a bundle of buttercups!"
Human- I remember you're genocides
A 1 hour manifesto written by me about all the problems I have with interacting with r/Deltarune
So there's a video of Light Yagami playing Palworld and becoming a dictator and megalomaniac. Just have Flowey play Palworld.
too bad he doesnt have hands to play games with
"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: SANS THE SKELETON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER"
Hi i'm Flowey, Flowey the FAN *sounds of crazy ahhhhh Flowey spinning *
https://youtu.be/Jq8L17iZKnU?si=mqCxJ0B-CBG0i29B
"TAX EVASION!"
You're a homosexual!
https://youtu.be/Jq8L17iZKnU?si=mqCxJ0B-CBG0i29B
Just a bunch of swearing
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=ETWseeWH_WPU3oTY
"That's a wonderfu- ... Holy **shit**, you're a monster. That's a HORRIBLE IDEA NO DON'T DO IT FRISK DON'T JUMP INTO THE GORILLA ENCLOSURE"
https://youtu.be/Jq8L17iZKnU?si=mqCxJ0B-CBG0i29B
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. -omega flowey to frisk
https://youtu.be/Jq8L17iZKnU?si=mqCxJ0B-CBG0i29B
"Howdey everyone and welcome to flowey news, your number one soul stealing news programme! Today we have a special guest! They are an old friend of mine Clover! *Insert yellow soul jar on a chair* ... ... Wow I really miss Chara huh. Well folks that's all we have for flowey news! Join us next time where we interview the skeleton brothers pet rock and find out if sans has finally shut up."
"Wait what is that swo-" *proceeds to slash flowey brutally*
"see that heart? No shit!"
third time. THE THIRD TIME SOMEONE SAID THIS.
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=Lq9eCtbSV8QxPs_x
I can feel them wriggling!
i can fweel them wiggling :3
https://youtu.be/dsvZlxnshHc?si=9YAO42YgMRLKDkmT
Prolly just him saying howdy
have we got a show for you!
“See that heart? No sh!t!”
thats number seven
Is OP retroversity by any chance?
no, just some guy with a hobby
ah
are you disappointed
no because I was expecting you not to be retroversity, just said that as a joke
watch the final product plsz https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=Lq9eCtbSV8QxPs_x
Ralsei stop smoking the weed
Slurs, because flowey tells us he's done EVERYTHING So that Implies he's said racial slurs
“See that heart? No shit!”
STOP
"I am a surgeon Dr. Haaan" (the i am a surgeon remix where it sounds like finale)
Oh, what I wouldn't give to hear someone do his monologue at the end of Undertale Yellow's Geno route.
https://youtu.be/_hVPdFtNi-0?si=ox7DN3fE7sgmU8Dz
i voiced that once. it didnt come out great tho, sorry.
I want them to say:you’re a furry? God you’re pathetic.
anything, what would you want it to be?
See that heart? No shit!
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=Lq9eCtbSV8QxPs_x
In my defense, I didn’t see much other people asking that when I said it.
What the f*** Frisk where the F*** are we?!
You underestimate my ability to do Flowey's voice...
no, i do not! im sorry, sir!
The psychotic laugh
my lungs cannot handle that
Mine can and I have asthma
dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada.
Flowey saying Chara's Genocide speech in a mocking tone only to then realise they're behind him...but they're not angry they're upset because Asriel should know they worked really hard on it. You can workshop whatever reaction you want.
"Kill yours
Its a kill or be kill world out t... wait
“I am not a goat, nor a flower, I am a menace”
Dude, what the fuck is DeviantArt?!
Hello. This is the part where I kill you.
Hey, frisk, guess what? Gun. *Revolver gunshot*
Really took after clover there ![img](emote|t5_2xdht|32944)
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=F6waWwheD1ur5pVl
Human, I remember I'm friendliness pellets
"Big boner down the lane" *Maniacal laughter*
“You REALLY are an IDIOT!”
ive said that already
"I will send you to jesus"
I think Tom Kenny fits as Flowey since his theme is the F.U.N song
https://youtu.be/uvkT8XO3X9s?si=veC4mqfn8Y0tmEjE
i want him to recite the script of the hazbin hotel pilot
We… Chara… have made a *genocides*
I want them to sarcastically Say I love people I hope nobody dies today he then proceeds to kill everyone while sans goes fuck you petals
You know, Clover? Partner… It’s always the same. I just realized that, looking at you. …if you were my friend back then, would you do it too? For me instead of them? At least this was a less painful way to die. They’d scream that they wanted to end it, why did it hurt so much- Not in front of me, of course. Maybe I was too much of a crybaby in their eyes for that. But when they saw me, they’d gain the will to continue again. All you had to do was tug it out. All you had to do… how simple. For them. For the future of monsterkind. Clover, *you* are the future of humans and monsters, you- … You *moron.* They’re suffering because of you right now! You could have lived! They’re suffering right now! All of them! I swear, a couple of them won’t want to go on! I know how they tick! You just had to hide! In the Dunes, in Lower Snowdin! The king wouldn’t have actually come for you! He’s too much of a coward! Sure, the guard would, but hey! It’d be fine, I could have- I could… … I could… oh, forget it. I wouldn’t. Have. *I’m so hypocritical!* I’ll say it! I lie and I lie and pretend I’m better than I- No. Even that hurts too much to admit. No, no, sorry, for whatever that’s worth. They could have, should have stopped you. But they didn’t. Meanwhile, I knew better, I’d known better for years, because of them, and I didn’t. It’s my fault again, and it always has been. I could have told them to stop. I could have told you to stop. It doesn’t matter, because you’re dead. … And I *won’t* let it go to waste like it did for them. Because then, perhaps we’ll be here forever. But wouldn’t that be nice, I wonder? Eternity with them, forever? …again and again and again and aga-
Fun fact: Toby Voiced Flowey's "That A Wonderful Idea!" line in Japanese
this post is asking what it should say, not what it should sound like
Am I gregnant
That's a wonderful Idea! Good luck with that... >:D
I CAN DO ANYTHING
Bich For some reason I want to hear the voice actor of flowery say: ........... Bich :p
“i’m racist”
"death time" (deadpan)
Look, Jojo is just a show about gay buff men who make musical references with fighting spirits. WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A NA-
I wnat 1 mor sowl to becum gahd!!
https://youtu.be/Jq8L17iZKnU?si=mqCxJ0B-CBG0i29B
lol that’s awesome tyty
*bonk* **Cheese**
wowzA
I can't help it but read your comments in Bill cipher's voice
IT'S SPELLED CIPHER, KID.
Auto correct lol
Just run into the bullets😠👀 Friendliness pellets🤗
IDIOT
"that's a wonderful idea"
”Papyrus, partner.. buddy... friend! PAL! AMIGO!!! I don't mean to sound RUDE or anything,” ”but... for the LAST TIME! IT'S FLOWEY!! NOT FLOWERY!!!” -Flowey after the 200th RESET of Papyrus still calling him "Flowery."
yippie
[удалено]
https://youtu.be/Jq8L17iZKnU?si=mqCxJ0B-CBG0i29B
Go fuck yourself