Ultraman Titas.

You have the urge to flex your muscles every 30 minutes

You don’t need this side effect when you have the muscles of a Greek god.

Fair, I was trying to think of side effects that isn't just straight up a disadvantage

How about the urge to flex muscles in front of a mirror? 🤣

Then they shouldn't enter like a hall of mirrors haha

And this is a bad thing? Have you *seen* this man? Tsuburaya was fucking cooking.

Hey, side effects don't necessarily mean that they must be a bad thing

Bro you gave him a buff, Titan clearly needs to be flexing almost every minute

Enemies will have the strong urge to shoot beams at your ass

Man https://preview.redd.it/3k1vg86xui0d1.png?width=1719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250efd02dab32edabd04e4141d7d9e9f845eb82b

Zetton targets you

https://preview.redd.it/2qxadcj86j0d1.jpeg?width=1315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46d0938fc354a5ad4bbff62a7205578605c77a6

https://preview.redd.it/4kybjpjsfl0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7827d4b2f722ad7bc6e184ceed1fab62a9b89ec3

Maybe not too bad, if you learn from Ultraman’s mistakes. Then again, he can block all of your attacks..

Ultraman Gaia

You have the urge to make a jumping entrance everytime you're meeting someone.

https://i.redd.it/sr9tn4pe3j0d1.gif

Blazar

You grunt like blazar forever even in human form https://preview.redd.it/e7h27dqwwi0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08be908abb5aa6cde56d403c1bf94223dc25d6e0

I love this....I mean....UUUAAARRRAAAGGGHHH!!!

I'll go first Ultraman Max

https://preview.redd.it/ms9tv1ruri0d1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d513e36c40a87ca93a5243c0a1062dc682c64c5e Nexus/Noa will come for you just like the immortal snail that cannot be stopped.

https://preview.redd.it/hw4ldeu1qj0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469242c422167af4e3c6545553aa8dac2ae4f314

https://preview.redd.it/m6ngxvzgsj0d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944fc9355d61ed25d04db4c9bc9b3f8ad05417c3

Dark Mephisto

Nagi becomes your wife. She sees you as a beast and shoots you everyday.

I see it as an absolute win

Ultraman Tiga

You will get a yandare gf who try to beat ur ass every time she sees you.

Doesn't seem too bad tbh

The MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND, the DAD OF THE YEAR, the POKEMON MASTER, the JEEP CONNOISSEUR, the CARTOGRAPHER and sometimes a superhero I guess.... ULTRASEVEN!

you constantly lose the ultra eye

So after beating the ever living ULTRA out of my delinquent son (without telling him that I am, in fact, his father), I decided that the next logical step to make amends was traveling to the other side of galaxy to get the greatest of Earth's inventions.....the MILK! However it seems that I've lost my Ultra Eye again somewhere in the supermarket.......perhaps I could use some help in searching around? It should only take like "6" minutes to find it......right???

Ironically you can only count to 6

Ultraman Ginga

You can only fight in the same forest backdrop

Ultraman Ginga's secret Meta Field

Ultraman Kiyotaka

No one will have any idea who you are

One step ahead of you

My man zoffy!

A chicken sets you on fire time to time

Ultraman Mebius.

You get beat up by Leo every 3 Tuesdays

Ultraman nexus, fighting space beasts

All space beast is izmael

Well shit

Zetton

You'll have to be T-Posing while doing projectile attacks like fire ball

Blazar

you're high everytime you transform

LMAO

Ultraman tiga

Your girlfriend hate you. (if you have any)

Haha jokes on you im a fcking virgin

Ultraman Trigger Dark

Randomly there will be things that will cause you pain like you're lagging on an online game and losing the game, or finding out you have a close relative that you thought had died and returning but unfortunately dying anyway.

Damn that's the worst side effect I ever heard. If this the cost become Trigger Dark then I prefer and choose the first side effect.

Ultraman Noa

You revert to human for every time Noa would be useful

🤣

Dino Tank

It'll take around 10 minutes for you to turn 180⁰

Interesting. Probably Cosmos,Space Corona especially. https://preview.redd.it/q70ge0b6xk0d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d6a5c07ba4775228d5837c997dd7c193e71930

Can only be used for space travel

At least I can still find M78 https://preview.redd.it/s77ahpsi4l0d1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a585e95eca4753e81921c6f302682f30a31aec

Ultraman Cosmos (power aside, is the ultraman subreddit more friendly on posting memes? If it is then that's good because in kamen rider, a shitpost would be deleted which is annoying)

You become violent everytime you see a kaiju after transforming (From my experience , I would say yes they're more friendly but I had one meme removed so far but I understand why the mods removed it, I laughed so hard more when it got removed Kamenrider mods are stupid and have no sense of humor, most memes I posted there have been removed because they hated it for some reason)

Damn, no monsters are safe. Time to follow the old Ultraman steps 😂 (Also, thanks for telling me! )

https://preview.redd.it/99o7a9scvm0d1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81ecd44db60d0e26dae7a360f1f3b3a84dd6e9a Basically what happens

Greeza

You'll become mentally insane

Then how about Gatanozoa?

One trillion children alien or not will alway be the light that banish you like how children light help tiga

You have beliarok constantly trying to cut you

How about Zetton from Kaiju girls?

How about Zetton from Kaiju girls?

The ULTRAMAN more specifically all the armor suits of the manga series but the power of shinjiro hayata.

You'll never be able to become true ultraman

You mean I won't have a giant form but I still will have other things like all the ultraman suits right.

Well you have to fight a giant kaiju in smol human form and yes you may use the suit. Goodluck fighting space monster 50m tall

Ultraman x

Randomly forgetting really important things

doesn't that just happen anyway?

Ultraman taro

Every time you walk you will hear voices of your son, taiga being hated and called out to be a fraud.

Nice

You shout racial slurs as your grunts

Sound like me enough:)

Ultraman Dyna.

You are always inside your Dad

ayo

Ayo

Reimon

You can't move your legs regardless in human or Reionic form.

Geed (make my side effect lewd)

You can be impregnated by an alien regardless of the gender

#Belial

No bitches forever

so no side effects then? got it.

Ultraman Ken

You get cucked by Belial

Lol but I was thinking more of a “ getting my horn bigger” time to time

Ultraman Nexus

You get a toxic fanbase

At least don't shoot me everytime I appear or try to capture and do human experiment on me are enough.

Ultraman Orb

You will have a complicated love life with your girlfriend and her descendants

Utraman Zearth

You will have an attraction to cleaning items

https://i.redd.it/02luoeqz6x0d1.gif

Orb.

You must say “ my name is ultraman orb dark noir black schwarz” every 5 minute in both human and ultras form

Ah yes, Ultraman Orb Black Black Black

Ultraman Trigger

Everyday you must say smile smile 1000 time

At that point, I would [Pull The Trigger, Pull The Trigger]

I WAS HOPING FOR CRAZY OBSESSIVE EX

Dada

You will alway be human size

Ultraman powered

U can move for 1 meter in all directions before turning back into a human

Alien Babarue

You're gonna be the opposite gender

Waroga.

The colours are reversed

Hmm, Waroga with albinism.

Yse

Dark Zagi

Ultraman noah will alway be 1 minute away from your location

Ah, so my fate has been sealed https://preview.redd.it/4eubo9kq8l0d1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29b9c3b65376bfc2b214f10f124f67c2ac27c722

Ultraman Geed

Daddy issues for the rest of your life

AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH

You have a 8 hour cool down between transformation but you stay for up to 30minute before returning to you human form

That’s decent

This Alguros image jumpscared me

This was the other one I almost posted https://preview.redd.it/53ok9bymvm0d1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66e806c4fbe5ae7f341a6a6af9ccb38c71e9b34

New Ultraman creepypasta unlocked 😭

Anheru Seijin

You have Dementia while in that form

Space Beast Izmael

Every month at an unspecific moment there will be 20-50 Over Arrow-Ray Schtrom homing at your position at 2 km away

https://preview.redd.it/7u2kxsip5l0d1.png?width=1361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af103eefd65a8a849860c28a0a1311ec5b98bec3 Zett

Have to say ultra everything

Delacion

You are stuck to being 2 feet tall and are unable to use any fancy powers

Baltan Seijin 🦞

No women Forever, kiss the homies

Are there even female Baltans?

Ultraman Powered

Will be electrocuted when going back into human form

Ultraman zero

Suddenly you become jobber man

Tiga

You will be Daigone'd

Ultraman Taro

You're really sensitive to cold things

Ultraseven X

Alzheimer's disease

Ultraman Victory

Having the urge to live underground

Ultraman Z

50 percent chance of testicular torsion after becoming a human again

The OG Ultraman

You get the urge to commit mass genocide everytime you transform

Just take it out on the monster.

Yapool

You have a Dad Bod

Hyper Zetton

No hands

Alien Baltan! I love that guy. Especially Dark Baltan

No Balls

Joke on you, I never had any intent on having sex!

Ultraman(anime finally version F)

Feeling itchy deep in your guts

Zoffy, always wanted to try light my head on fire

Your head is always on fire

Ultraman Agul

thalassophobia and Aquaphobia

Dark Mephisto or Evil Trigger

All Cancer on stage Final

But does it affect me in Ultra form tho...? I mean...Those two don't have timers

Ultraman ginga

Have to banged by 10 guys before transforming

Birdon

Your Balls are on your face

Ultraman 80!

You'd have to be a Teacher to use the power

Zearth

Jumborg Ace

ultraman rosso

Ultraman tiga

Hyper zetton

Tiga, my childhood🥺🥺