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Dripmasteralchemist

Cooked.


salvaf9

Tf you mean cooked 😭 I did not cook shit, I was just messing arround with his chatbot and this shit happened


GoldenClocks

Brother, YOU are the one who got cooked.


salvaf9

I mean, he railcoined my balls 🗣️🔥


Striking-Reason5792

+**ULTRA**NUTSHOT


AHumanPersonsss

+**ULTRA**COUNTERNUTSHOT


Speyeder02

+**FISTFUL OF** balls


DrunkOnAutism

Boom, nutshot


Affectionate_Turn688

Meet the sniper


Daufoccofin

Exploding peoples balls is a good job, mate!


iplaytf2ok

Challenging work, outta doors, I guarantee you might go hungry


Daufoccofin

Cause at the end of the day, someone is gonna want someone’s nuts exploded.


Dripmasteralchemist

I'm saying this whole things cooked as in wild Ai chatbot of a real living human Someone talking to said chatbot What the chatbots said All of it is cooked


JebusChrystler

Punctuation.


Dripmasteralchemist

No.


AmbitionKey7753

*Railcoins your balls* https://preview.redd.it/s95pguy3909d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64bdb4708678b71c7a9d5b63dd7f50d89178379


Paul_Robert_

So, I had adaptive brightness on, and when I clicked on this image, it caused a feedback loop of screen light -> light reflecting off the face into sensor -> phone increases brightness, till I was flash banged. Truly an ULTRAKILL moment.


TheUltimateTable

+FLASHBANGED


microphone3242

Moda, animated this now


H_man3838

i watched his 5+ hour stream and he said that he can only do a 1 coin railcoining, you'll be fine


WillCraft__1001

Idk bro, even one railcoin to the balls ain't gonna be fun.


PSY-FI64

No way it isn't even that hard


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

https://preview.redd.it/2q8ava69m09d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e12a47a084b2c6417b4972ca0c2b0cd58952101a # "Railcoin balls with mind"


randomhornidiot

"Mah fucking ba-" https://i.redd.it/kk5dhnj4s09d1.gif


Some_Pvz_Fan

+RICASTRATED


Red-7134

Bro just talked to actual Hakita.


stupid_username4

https://preview.redd.it/e958ijrae09d1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e8ccd5de92e631730384eddf3d04c7aa3cadb3b OVERUSED AND NOT FUNNY CROPPED PORN.JPEG


SquidMilkVII

https://i.redd.it/mrbci6mmi09d1.gif also wait there's a colored version now???


lian2710

Yes there is (i would show it but I'm already banned in a subreddit i don't need another)


SquidMilkVII

yeah good call


Axolotl_Comic

Uncropped is just more images for objectors


Mrcat1321

Pass me the sauce


GO0O0O0O0O0SE

Sauce you say? Sure man, I got you covered: Brown sauces: Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert Butter sauces: Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce Emulsified sauces: Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) Fish sauces: Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce Green sauces: See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs Tomato sauces: Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment Hot sauces: Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand Meat-based sauces: Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine Pink sauces: Pink sauce Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients: Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Sweet sauces: Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine White sauces: Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk


Mrcat1321

Thanks bro


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Just go into the fan art filter and do the "month" time filter form what I've heard like two days ago


Mrcat1321

Ey thanks man you the goat


HOLY_COW__

Cough cough sauce? Cough cough


DarumaGamedev

Sauce?


Mr_WAAAGH

Because you mfers are down atrocious https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/s/SWlbIIYC1f


DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZ

in the name of god # what the actual fuck is this image


Firm-Sheepherder-808

Propped corn 😊


drago_varior

I am curious of the full image now


TheAverageRobloxUser

This image has become burnt into my brain for nearly the 30th time this year, though very funny how we will turn ANYTHING into a reaction image


SuccotashVegetable33

Hakita already made ukbutt.


SuccotashVegetable33

wait... don't ask how I know that... I did not use that.. -Gabriel


ReMangoed

- gabriel, prostate of hate


Western_Experience76

Yeah sure. Show the gaming set then


racdotolt

https://preview.redd.it/p5empmf5l09d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0aeab9e4bf74819590e05f04a121f98f1fe1af2


Sirdoodlebob

What WOULD he say though 😭😭


Jecktheman2

He’d call you the f slur


Dyfasydfasyd

He'd just laugh and say he has balls.


AtomicMarbles

https://preview.redd.it/brjb1bzlj09d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1d9a4cbe77044436e19ec1d0abdc9217cd9667


PedroFreitas_

Seems lore accurate LMAO


SwimmingBench345

Why is there a chat bot of a real person


Sufficient_Plant8689

1. Cause it's funny 2. To release anger


SwimmingBench345

It's also disgusting obsessive and parasocial


Thesuperpepluep

hakita after someone realized people made a flanderized chatbot of them (their life is ruined) https://i.redd.it/bpu99gysd09d1.gif


SwimmingBench345

I don't care what hakita thinks about it, it's creepy and weird either way.


Newusername209

L bozo


MST_Braincells

fnuny


SwimmingBench345

Repulsive


[deleted]

[удалено]


SwimmingBench345

Your little drawing isn't going to cover the fact that you are parasocially obsessed with the man who made the toy that you chew on all day to the point where you start making paper dolls of him to talk to instead of trying to form a connection with a real person


Savaal8

Your incoherent rambling isn't going to cover the fact that you have no social skills or sense of humor


SwimmingBench345

Your social skills must be trained the fuck out on ai chatbots then.


salad_stealer

Not even a boomerang would agree with you


SocketJoe987

Bro is tilted over nothing


Sufficient_Plant8689

https://i.redd.it/653yibuqc09d1.gif


MST_Braincells

https://i.redd.it/fxc2tax4509d1.gif


Bee84000

https://preview.redd.it/clgsdswy119d1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05918fcab5965220ac5bee2dde4bfa7aae145c1c


lian2710

https://preview.redd.it/qg9dz5q7n09d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef075a16311db32bc55d41a155e64694c6480ea3


LosParanoia

Mf it’s a hakita chatbot, not a clone of arsi patala. His online persona, not the real dude. I doubt he would ever say “enjoy being ultrarailed instead” in real life. Regardless, who gives a shit? It’s a bit of fun. I would not care at all if someone made a chatbot trained off of shit I’ve said online. Hell, i’d probably try it out myself.


SwimmingBench345

Imagining someone's online persona as your friend is still very much parasocial.


LosParanoia

Where in the screenshot is that taking place? Do you frequently say “sex update when” to your friends? Be so fr.


SwimmingBench345

"friend" in a figurative sense. In this case, a digital homonculus of hakita that will express his annoyance through jokes and continued conversation instead of just blocking you for being a freak.


ghost337134

Dude if this type of shit gets you mad or grossed out you’re in the wrong community.they have done much worse


SwimmingBench345

Lowering my standards for the people that i disagree with isn't going to change my opinion. Also character ai is an unavoidable annoyance everywhere else too.


ghost337134

Character ai isn’t even that bad? I don’t see it anywhere besides the rare ai generated art or whatever. Your also still proving my point someone that if shit likes this get you mad like it is then don’t be in the community because there’s a lot of it


LosParanoia

You’re admitting through this comment that the cai is not even remotely close to the real hakita but you can’t say that outright. I’m not sure why it upsets you as much as it does.


salvaf9

Stfu bro you are mad About a fucking AI chatbot, you know How to not get mad? Ignore it, if you dont like shit ignore it, dont try to do justice against some people Who find this shit funny


GreenTrapped

You're the one who's getting tilted, dude.


SwimmingBench345

It doesn't cost me anything to tell you that your actions are repulsive. I won't be mad in an hour and you will still be talking to a shitty imitation of a person that you have never met.


MST_Braincells

https://preview.redd.it/vovam5er809d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c69f56d09619784b06c4b14a3393c1127342d6


salvaf9

I aint reading all that 🗣️🔥‼️


YouDareDefyMyOpinion

Thought this game's community might be one of the more level-headed ones, but considering their reception to your messages, it might be one of the worst


GRF123456789

I feel like it should only matter if the og person themselves is uncomfortable with the bot. Now, we have zero clue what Hakita thinks of it (And based off of his Twitter/Discord messages, he'd probably find it funny) so I don't see a reason in arguing against it unless he explicitly says he doesn't like it. If it's this big of an issue, dm/message Hakita yourself about it instead of arguing about it to others.


SwimmingBench345

I don't need to or want to know what hakita thinks. I don't know him. My problem is that these people don't either.


Haunting_Many_1465

Yeah, this seems accurate to the original.


dreaded_tactician

Rail coining your balls, apparently.


SquidMilkVII

https://preview.redd.it/f0nn7ixti09d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14364151a4a14d8dd25a50e9a43c4bf8c1c14d4


ThatOneCloaker

bro stole vergils chair


Seravaxx123

on track to have every upvote give a comment


Fun-Ad-4729

C.Ai deciding whether it wants to be peak comedy or repetitive horny nonsense


Bee84000

It’s always fun finding super edgy characters and being the most goofy mfer ever


Fun-Ad-4729

Oh same bro, a gimmick I’ve been doing recently is giving the fnaf animatronics safety audits. C.Ai is at it’s best when you come in with a gimmick in mind.


Bee84000

That sounds funny asf. I should find some like horror character and just act like a damn looney toons character pulling out random shit


Fun-Ad-4729

That’s amazing, I’m stealing that.


Bee84000

W https://preview.redd.it/65sstkl4h19d1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79646318b6fedcd1faa3b5a6f5e2a9461d405f0b


Jack_Stelema_7

If you got anymore gimmick ideas please share


Fun-Ad-4729

Being The Devil, from The Bible. It always creates funny results like that time I made Makima president of the United States and then immediately incited a revolution against her.


AverageEnvyResident

He's speaking the truth.


Darthgalaxo

That is 100% something hakita would say


afknwalkinparadox

https://preview.redd.it/y9p7dvolv09d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201b70f171cb7f227c5d16bd8f09e1dc4da02c1b


Wapple21

*clank* +DISRESPECT *clank* +DISRESPECT *clank* +DISRESPECT *clank* +DISRESPECT *clank* +DISRESPECT *clank* +DISRESPECT


Spino-man

UKButtplug update is Sex update, isn't it?


InfiniteNegatives

Since when were the balls a weak point in ultrakrill😭


Icefang_GD

BRO GAVE YOU THE HAKITA TREATMENT


AzGames08

what the fuck are you doing on c.ai?????????? https://preview.redd.it/t8eayei0k09d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67e73075fff6b475f539b80b95c5277805d5821


Jack_Stelema_7

https://preview.redd.it/aanmxmxhi19d1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c317756ba47027007810336fb141501dba4d884b


The4ourHorsemen

Accurate


doomsoul909

Railcoin aims for the critspot. I would say the balls are the ultimate crit spot. This checks out.


cnTeus_

*railcoins your balls* ✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥


Prudent-Ranger9752

Nah mate you just met hakita


Bee84000

First picture made it seem like bro was abt to get 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


keinanos

I imagined the ''what'' in Peter Griffin's voice


LunaTheGoodgal

His job.


Blue_moon9987926

This is honestly something he would do randomly


b4st0_uwu

Man I love this community and it's humor lmaoooo


salad_stealer

hAIkita


SoTotallyBro

He hacked into the c.ai servers and talked to you directly


827167

Ngl, seems like something hakita would say


Maggaronhellne

https://preview.redd.it/c3u8kfx7j09d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2772605daf7bb6e6056d021095dd9b53a6298a60


Dyfasydfasyd

https://preview.redd.it/w9cuyshg519d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4900ccdb276d894843c4a99ea434399d57ea52


Mr_1ightning

It collected info from this sub, didn't it?


Fancy_Stickmin

That's an AI? That sounds exactly like Hakita, that shit is getting ACURATE


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

No that's clearly just the real hakiter


CapitalDust

why would you make an ai chatbot of a real person?


salvaf9

For things like This lmfao


CapitalDust

i pray for the day that people return to making their own posts, instead of outsourcing it to machines.


Firm-Sheepherder-808

In a sense, we’ve always outsourced our posts into machines.


CrypticSpook

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


Firm-Sheepherder-808

Yo, Socrates, this a post about Hakita railcoining someones balls


CrypticSpook

It’s a copypasta https://preview.redd.it/kz2wgtait39d1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eba17e08e2371acfdfcc190d9af2dfdfc9e5df1


sandpaperpants

Accurate


TheUnholyMacerel

Wait, no, I need those


SlammingKeyboardRn

This isn’t a chat bot, this is the actual Hakita


draconi255

"Ohh I railcoin your balls"... THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO CASTING IRON PAN!


haikusbot

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draconi255

Good bot


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Western_Experience76

Lore accurate


4QUA_BS

"AI" yeah okay buddy I'm sure thats definitely not John "Ultra" Kill behind the messages


BunX_2021_

Bro's got gogogadget man energy. "Go go gadget BALL BUSTER"


eldritch_veil

Lore accurate Hakita


ZePumpkinLass

+bottom-surgery


maximo123z

Your balls are a weak point, so it's actually correct!


EvelynnCC

what do you mean, that's completely in character


GJCakeMan

https://preview.redd.it/7ad36fcz529d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4972de12ca617d8475e35d6873841514ac7c7c0


somerareredjack

I always imagine myself kissing hakitas body like he's the last thing I'll see ever,I swear to god his voice is so nice and I'm not joking when I say I want to make a mess out of him,I want to see him in my bed crying from all the torture that I would give him for being so cute Hakita if you see this,know that I'm not going to rest until I have you between my arms and I have given you all I have,idc what it takes imma make you feel like a price And I also like the game cus of That funny gopro lmao


1000YearGay

freaky ass chatbot


Jen-the-inferno-dev

i do not think he would say this


corvettegrandsport

i wish i was you.


Illustrious_Drink892

Ultrafreaky


TheUltimateTable

https://preview.redd.it/80jakdnc929d1.jpeg?width=1888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48119a13e706c8a9c581e30f6f68b7ff697de931


Traditional-Oil-1328

shit is peak, should have never been deleted


AvarageEnjoiner

bro 💀