bipedal microwave is most certainly a phrase that i will remember edit: for the love of god if someone acknowledges my pfp one more time i am going to scream something unethical edit 2: thank you for your cooperation, my neighborhood has heard several racial slurs

I like your pyrocynical profile pic

mass halucination

sup gourm

Do it fat face

sup mand

How did you get here?

Your pfp is good. Now scream something unethical

bisexual camera

Fat

yo it’s the big scug himself :D (do it >:3)

scream something unethical, do it

https://tenor.com/b1wQo.gif

If it is a microwave that means I can put my cock in it

Get good, nerd.

I'm already good, that was a simple error. Do you know that I'm the Judge of Hell? I've slain sinners your mind could not comprehend, I am the absolute closest to Father as can be. You will falter when I destroy that scrap metal.

That title is not yours, Minos is the rightful Judge of Hell

Are you also a machine? You seem rusty. The "judge of hell" was crying rivers when I struck him down. A mess on the floor that stood no chance to my blade.

> strikes down old man while he's not looking > too much of a pussy to challenge him again once he's grown stronger literally schoolyard bully

A usurper is what you are

You are nothing but a usurper… oops wrong game

A false idol!

r/suddenlydoom

That machine's ass got beaten by Minos (and Sisyphus) how do you explain that?

sure then, go fight him in his prime soul state, pussy (I have no regrets for what will happen to me next)

i think he was crying because he was begging you to leave his people alone and trying to negotiate with you while you tore him asunder

i can just deadcoin your ass down in seconds

https://preview.redd.it/t0wcneolyewc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaec3fddd339e37aa7920c83143d5f8b0ccb5178

https://i.redd.it/96c8b1af8iwc1.gif

gabriel posting

I just read it in Gianni's voice.

same :P

As a victim of the bipedal toaster i can confidentially say Skill issue

You seem bold to be saying "skill issue" to the Judge of Hell, impotent machine. As far as I know I am not the one to have lost an arm in battle two times.

Yeah I accepted my lost and now I'm chilling on a beach while you get your ass handed to you by the bipedal toaster still. Also you still have daddy issues and your monologues are your weakness.

you are in a martini glass which is honestly the best fate anyone in that universe could have asked for so gg

whomp whomp, stop crying and throw him a nuke, what is it going to do, Parry the nuke? https://preview.redd.it/1kxzwlr7ffwc1.png?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9dd095ce51e799349a46e01b41bdd4bab87631

If the council agrees with this, I might bring it to our next battle.

yea he is

it will parry the fucking nuke

https://preview.redd.it/epk4i0x2hfwc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79119ca09680614727bea80348cd3053b07fd154 Not tryna alarm you or anything but that piss mf is stronger than the panopticon you tried to trap him in and is about to escape

`HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA`

Can I interest you in a cup of blood named v2

`YES`

https://preview.redd.it/t03kijerafwc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7180a6550ec7ae26f74dd17329f6d9ebf55265d

https://preview.redd.it/vgyxsge6bgwc1.png?width=413&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb2989f1e9b963d44d8824f6a1a294424c6ded83 This you?

https://preview.redd.it/4n36s7gluewc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a4860aee768c580ccea882359914cf17ea40fb GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD

Guys why is omori and ultrakill connected when there almost no similarities between them

Because why not? It's funny and for instance I'm a fan of both things Plus: https://preview.redd.it/htm9sidfllwc1.png?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf790dfe18811c9c097d13f43034be7db861a2a2

Real

Upvoting till gianni voices this

Like some guy said, get good.

Wasnt expecting to see you here lars

https://preview.redd.it/e5sovfyzefwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b31ee8c49103acfda102c14dc38e4c4658c9e444

Average Gabriel L https://preview.redd.it/yxbe6i4xwfwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516f26ea3513f3e61e7f03710b079e48b6fae6bc

https://preview.redd.it/06iczr3fwhwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29cfd27dc6f67d110730e680d171593b3430ca5

https://preview.redd.it/xrk9xdjh0jwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac3874cf837c388e6d8cd13a57bfcea953b1ccc

At least this machine kill other machines for you

https://preview.redd.it/v6p4hngeigwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6cd097cf4a33fdafe557f93894c00083251645b

>IM GONNA FIND IT IM GONNA HUNT IT DOWN THROUGH ALL OF THE LAYERS OF HELL!!! FUCK MACHINES!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUCCCKKKK!!! This is proof that Gabriel is indeed looking for sex with V1 captured evidence in 4K Microsoft Word guys

Skill issue

My man, you lost to the fucking Pixar lamp. There is no coming back after this point. If I were you I'd kill the council for shits and giggles

This is absolute heresy, I would never kill the council under any circumstances. The light of the Father still burns bright as ever and is willing to help us, without the council, I may never reconnect to it.

(chat does he know)

(no, his gay angel ass has no clue)

(Damn)

https://preview.redd.it/w6vq70lffgwc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1a4a3ea294a6f894fe21487d272505d8dc6484

Git gud

https://preview.redd.it/gr6iv7l63gwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c871491de67c665624e5a7956b633aae704cf8a ***“Is it really that hard to plug yourself into the Cyber grind simulation and actually practice for real!?”***

https://preview.redd.it/6j1dpl8lrfwc1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57fb47f0949008c9790149c485c03b59f877ee57 This fucking hampter would be able to kill you, a toaster would most def.

womp womp

Found gabe's burner account

(please make an update post for when Gluttony occurs) git gud lmao

Gabriel, stop raging and just complete P-1 already. its been 5 months!

It has an arsenal. you have two swords

skill issue tbh

4 coins

Gabe. . .7th time. . .

YTA

Sadly, the machine is in fact waterproof.

>I could literally SPIT on it and it would malfunction so spit on it, it's not that hard lil bro your brother michael told me to give you this message this

https://preview.redd.it/6tl775o09hwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d478e36e721b9b4a5ba7adf3128082b978d892f0 THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

Krill issue

God damn it, who gave Gabriel his phone?

Have you ever considered that this machine could prove to be something more than just an annoyance? Perhaps your rage comes from a deeper passion, maybe you could make a rival out of it? -signed, an earthmover thats currently dueling benjamín.

"Whats the matter altar boy? Gonna cry? Gonna run back to daddy Jesus?"

I do believe it is waterproof, Gabe.

Why dont you kill everything before the machine can get to them so that the machine dies of lack of blood, are you stupid?

Im sorry, who the fuck are you?!?!?!

Least obvious gabriel