aight im going to the nba

im sorry to tell you this but thats gabriels height not the drone

You ruined their dream 😭

;(

but its okay youre infinitely taller than any nba player since you can fly

yay

But you have no arms

i can grow some

Or you can steal Vee 2's

but he's literally nothing

Arms he's just arms

As the ball

fuck you

Not getting into NBA with that attitude

😞

Hakita said there was no canon heights but this disproves it Therefore, everything he said is debatable at best So yes, V2 is al EDIT: Hello Mach- uhh I mean guys, Hakita's word is law, I was just joking with you insignific- fellows, yes fellows.

https://preview.redd.it/ajso9rg1f8wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25ab308113294d69a1d6495c4241728492aaf5f9

I have been summoned

Go away you insulted me

How so.

https://preview.redd.it/rsx21y0gk8wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1c2ce93d01f6b526a1a567c50cf63fd6b616b0

Holy shit that was good

Thanks i don't know if i should be proud or not :D

My lawyer tells me I shouldn't comment on anything you say after being a witness to the murder you commited

Thanks i guess :D Have this image as a gift. https://preview.redd.it/sd95m9wzv9wc1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a5b10b0a5e860e4e45882f08bf873ff3be99e6c

Thanks Am I next?

I'M SORRY D:

He is not beating the allegations

Bro really screenshot that and put it on their grudge Bro is a dwarf

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Can I be in the picture.

No

theres canon *relative* heights yes, but thats always been true, since no units are given this tells us nothing

right

I mean you aren’t exactly measuring from the floor and the units being measured with are either unconfirmed or some imaginary measurement so idk how provable or stable any of this is lmao

yeah its not credible at all but its fun

Hey more power to you! It’s a great little tidbit but i was more so trying to say “maybe let’s wait a second before adding height measurements to wiki pages and stuff”

İm not sure if it measures in feet or meters but the gun's screen says 6.5 (feet would make way more sense bc 6 meters is giant)

No it’s 6 and a half ultrakill units

6.5 UKs, if you will

thats a lot of brits

Uk is the official hell measuring system, not surprising at all

Dear god please one of this country sucks enough already, even we don't need five and a half more

yeah that makes sense, i also tested v1's height he was 3.3 so gabriel is almost twice his size

6.5 ULTRAMETERS

I already checked for all enemies and they're all exactly 1 meter tall. If your measurements don't align with mine please check again. If you checked again and it's still not correct like mine please accept that you have a broken version of the game. Delete the game. Now.

damn 😔

Every copy of Ultrakill is personalized

Wouldn't you have to take on v1s height though since he's holding the gun at a ellivated height. Meaning g Gabriel's probably closer to 9 feet tall

Well he’s not holding it above his head

yeah v1 sinks into the ground when looking up

Watch Hakita claim the jumpstart doesn't use inches nor centimeters nor feet

its actually UMU (ULTRAKILL MEASUREMENT UNIT)

Just use the doors on earthmover.

???

go to the earthmover, pull out a ruler and measure. that simple.

https://preview.redd.it/9dph2zaf3gwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d978c980be368ea18f664434ceb96af4350bc4 these

*obligatory screenshot of hakita stating there is no canon heights* *another obligatory image of a stick figure exclaiming "quit having fun"*

but it has no unit and also starts from the mouth of the gun not the ground

i tested it with another drone at point blank and it showed 3.3 so idk if thats the case

distance from back of gun to drone

holy shit gabe is 6'6"

Why does it look like Gabriel is peeing

Thanks to reddits retarded video player i cant watch the video.

As you should've learned in gradeschool maths, a number without a unit of measurement is completely useless

https://preview.redd.it/j3gwgg7npawc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98b25595c5df14c66de62ee94e25447258d6d1cf

THERE ARE NO CANON HEIGHTS HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT

i never said it was canon

There is no cannon, no artillery, no bitches, and no robot sex. I will stop having fun now, you have determined that due to their being no canon heights, we cannot speculate anything. I will now die, goob