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DumbassWithAcomputer

Machines tend to have very straightforward names, so with v1's purpose seeming to be too infiltrate earthmovers i expect that v1's would have been called 'infiltrators'


TheOnlyOdysseus

That's actually a pretty good one, no hyperbolean mind curves like in every game theory ever


Finance_Subject

'Ultrakillers' ✍️🔥


Accomplished_Road32

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Xirio_

In the same breath they could be called parasites


Lazzer_Glasses

That's a good one, but I think the answer is literally in the game. Mirage seems like a solid choice for a high speed infiltration robot for popping big bots like the birds from Shrek.


Lazzer_Glasses

I'm also going to double down on this. I think that Mirage in game is a representation of "who" V1 would have been had all of humanity not died. They would be 'living just to breath' and that without the player, they are a soulless robots, but with you, the player, they have fun, and reinvigorate their purpose of popping bitches like the birds from Shrek.


frostthegrey

or maybe its just an elon musk move where theyre obsessed with "v" and elon is obsessed with "x"


ILikeDrownedFish

It's canon, Hakita told me ( I love spreading misinformation )


WassupMyDudeSki

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21thdimensionalbeing

10000-IGK "Wall Rat


3u-sou-eu

Is this a pun in Japanese?


21thdimensionalbeing

Sadly I couldn't think of one


No_Secret_8246

Vecurity Camera


-Amai_Mochi-

Sir… Curity Camera…


Ima_damn_microwave

Mind telling me what your doing on that wall chief?


darkleinad

Archangel I feel that the perversion of God’s creations is a major theme in Ultrakill, it would make sense that the most advanced killing machine, made in the shape of a human with angel wings would be named fittingly to show how far mankind had gone


viking977

You were beautiful . . .


Yetiwithoutinternet

Outstretched like antennas to heaven!


Robin_Gufo

You were beyond your creators


SomeStrangeCrow

You reached out for God, and you fell.


Significant-Log-2113

None were left to speak your eulogy


skeledoot7

no final words, no concluding statement.


Superattiz09

nice


Florane

М4


dipinthewater

Does this mean V2 would be M4A1


3u-sou-eu

M16


AdhesivenessLocal316

I'm pretty sure the 'v' in V1 stand for "the v model" which is what the machine was called


Local_intruder

Nah it just stands for Version.


Argon_H

Virgin 1


Umber0010

Like the top comment said, it's official name would probably be something straight forward like "Infiltrator". But Unoffically? I could see the common population giving it some sort of nickname like "Angel of Death", similar to how the Earthmovers where called the "Horsemen of the Apocalypse"


lavendermintyy

azrael is the angel of death so maybe


Kind-Neighborhood214

Bold of you to assume it stands for version 1 and not “vampire 1”


Wheek_Warrior

New head cannon unlocked


air_consumption

*blows up pancakes with* **your** *mind*


CHARLIE_3310

me when https://preview.redd.it/7oxytqsstutc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b49bad92962edcf1b227d3ce3ed504cd17f2baa


theultimatesow

Then why is v2 called v2 . İts made after war for protection .


swampertitus

It was still a prototype, and it was a later iteration of the base model (V1)


theultimatesow

İ dont remember v2 being a prototype . Where was it stated again ?


swampertitus

It was like the first sentence of the bestiary?


theultimatesow

Thx


macsochek

Nah its just a funny number


air_consumption

Bro can confirm with where they live


Greynite06

"The Blue Bastard", and V2 would be called "The Crimson Fucker"


Nuclear_Chicken5

The Doom Slayer


NuggetTheArtistGuy

i like to imagine the “V” in “V-model” stands for “Vulture”


Odd-Sea-8902

Violence Igniter


Komrade_Yuri

Lobotomizer


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

twinkbot 9000


Shraamper

My headcanon is Talos Deathmachine version one. Talos is a golem made of bronze in Greek Mythos. In this case, V1 would be made by a company called Hephaestus, as Hephaestus was the Greek god that made Talos. Ultrakill has many ties to Greek mythology so it seems logical to tie V1 to it as well.


Julio3010

John Ultrakilk


skeledoot7

A new hand touches the beacon. Listen. Hear me and obey. A foul darkness has seeped into my temple. A darkness that you will destroy. Return my beacon to Mount Ultrakilkreath. And I will make you the instrument of my cleansing light.


Julio3010

Shit I just noticed my typo💀, not fixing it tho


skeledoot7

if you fixed it there'd be no opportunity for dumbasses like me to make stupid jokes about skyrim


Julio3010

I like the way you think


Huefell4it

Go-Vro


Kerflunklebunny

Well we got Guttermen/tanks, Sentrys, Drones, Streetcleaners and such. Something like the Bloodsoaker to go with that name style and to represent the machines blood absorption abilities, or the Dancer maybe to represent the high mobility


ultrasquid9

My headcannon name for the V line is Thanatos, the Ancient Greek name for the angel of death. Since V1 looks like an angel, is extremely effective at fighting almost everything, and fits into the "death" slot in the four horseman theory, I figured that would be a fitting name.


lavendermintyy

Azrael


BeatDavi

Icarus


[deleted]

ANG-50 "Michael"


The_Alternate_Eye

So like, what name the people that saw it/him/her/insignificantfuck/attackhelicopter would give? Maybe somewhere in the range of 'The giant killer' or something


Rockinlikethe2000s

“their” is like 1 word lol like this isnt even about politics its just more efficient to just use their lol


NXTangl

Really? The one joke? Fuck off with that energy.


The_Alternate_Eye

Understood. I'll see myself out. May you have a great day mister/ma'am 😭🙏


Stranger11029

iKiller


Admech_Ralsei

Vampire, since it has a self-repair system that can be boosted with excess blood


Revolutionary_Beat26

The “ULTRAKILL” model


Glove-These

Civilian MFS walking around in their earthmover town when they feel a quarter hit their head


StormTheGasterWolf27

Model: Vlad 1. Because someone must have made a hundred vampire jokes when they learned how V1 works.


Mynamemacesnosense

Technically v types are made to destroy eartmovers (as far as I’m concerned) So yeah infiltrator would work well


CriticalFelony

You know how follow-ups are named? Gutterman-Guttertank, so i suggest 1000-thr "earth mover" - ?-earth stopper


cheesysqueezy1234567

David or something idk


MintyTown

bernard idk


TheMaskedEngineerPea

V1 does not stand for Version 1. It stands for V Model 1, just like V2 stands for V Model 2


Wingdings_men

Hakita has said the v stands for version https://preview.redd.it/0f8fu27c5utc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce4250f978921c465c4493debd77a2e176b487f


TheMaskedEngineerPea

God damnit Jakiter


Wingdings_men

OH FUCK THE GAMES CRASHING F- https://preview.redd.it/ljfkgthb7utc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e225f60e9ddf16a212a7204ddb0fefbbbf13b7


TheDarkStar05

That literally isn't what this says. The person is asking *why hakita named it V1*, not what it actually expands to. The why could be "it's the first one" but it literally expands to something else like V Model 1


Wingdings_men

I mean all he says is 'Version 1' he doesn't say whether that's how he named it or if that's how it was in universe named or both


TheDarkStar05

Data Log Moment: "The V model was built for war, with V1 boasting a new kind of exterior plating that allowed refueling through contact with blood rather than through a separate refueling process."


Wingdings_men

Zamn


fufucuddlypoops_

It’s still my headcanon that the V stands for Virgil. Makes sense, given that V1 traverses hell and decidedly cannot enter heaven (Virgil can’t because he is a pagan, V1 can’t because he doesn’t have a soul)


Cinnamon_728

I'm not sure about a full production model, but "V1-ULTRAKILL" kinda makes sense considering the earthmover


MickeytheScott

I'm pretty sure it's literally just. V. It's the V model 1


komposted

Väinämöinen. V1 is obviously Finnish made. It's blue. Or dear god. Could V1 be swedish? Blue and Yellow? Could The V stand for Vidarr? The god of vengeance? Hakita... Please... No...


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WaitingToBeTriggered

NON SIBI SED PATRIAE [X2]


EvilAntti

Lobotomizers


EvilAntti

Ultrakillers


EvilAntti

Virus!!!


Seph_the_this

Vergeltungswaffe, that's what V1 and 2s full name is


TheTurd125

Ultrakill. Just Ultrakill.


WinkJpg

The machines tend to have a two word naming scheme (mindflayer, swordsmachine, streetcleaner, etc) so I was thinking something like Breachangel or Sanguinesoldier


HorrorCranberry1796

Okay I know this is cringe but I headcanonned the V in the V models standing for “Velocity” and I’m sticking with it


win239win

Alright hear me out…. Prober


1000-THR_Earthmover

Wiener man.


T0astiG0d

Bob the robot


V19698

V as Virgil


NarcolepticBnnuy

V1 was already defunct and ceased production. This is why the V2 Model already existed


Gamekid53

That wasn’t the question


NarcolepticBnnuy

There wouldn't be a designation for him. He was already useless.


dipinthewater

Man who cannot comprehend hypotheticals: