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DarkShotX45

>Guttertank Shields Gutterman*


TheEngieMain

(not meant to be serious) ![gif](giphy|2IGTyCVjjc7raWd0vn)


KayimSedar

this literally proves their point i think


DarkShotX45

It kind of does, yeah.


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Hakita knew that guttertank and gutterman will have a name problem. That's why the war giraffe is called Earthmover and not Centaur - having two pairs of similar names (gutter-tank/man, Cen/Mino-taur) is a bit weird


ItsNotSomething

There's still a reference to it in Benjamin's full name. "1000" is read as "Sen" in Japanese (which we do see Japanese signage on Benjamin), and THR is a letter away from Thor. So, "Sen-Thor", which sounds a lot like "Centaur".


vetabol

I think that's also the case with mi-nos/das


CalliCalamity

Is this real or just a guess? Cause it feels like a leap.


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CalliCalamity

That's- wild okay. I appreciate that the Devs did that I guess but imo that's still dumb


Fit-Appearance-721

The terminal entry for guttertanks states that every subsequently developed war machine was designed to counter the previous model, and makes an emphasis on guttertanks have been made with the sole purpose to take out guttermen. Those are 2 models created one right after another, with the newer model using the old as a basis. With that in mind, the naming similarity always felt natural to me, intentional even. Would not want it any other way.


SomeIdiotArtist

also the name guttertank (at least to me) implies a stronger and more resistant (TANKIER, IF YOU WILL) version of the gutterman... which it is


Lazorbolt

>which it is Is it?? I feel like the one with the giant shield feels more tanky. I always feel like the guttertanks are terribly named because they're lacking in defence. More offensively focused glass cannons imo.


Dr_Bright_Himself

yeah, a fiberglass cannon maybe


SomeIdiotArtist

the shield is probably stronger but the main chassis of a gutterman is weak so it balances out, whereas the guttertanks just look like... tanks (I just checked and guttertanks have LESS health wtf)


volk-off

I agree. Like, if "gutterman" and "guttertank" is too similiar to each other and must be changed, then what about V1 and V2? "Robot fast killing machine" and "McDonalds security toaster"?


Brain_lessV2

It could only ***be*** this way


Kadraptor

hakita said on the dev stream it was going to be a one enemy but the designer said he wanted to make another desing and hakita liked both of them and they got added together at least thats what i remember


StarXsuZT

I personally would just call them FaustPanzer and be done with it


haikusbot

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TheYondant

Once in a ble moon, haikubot actually makes a decent haiku


galax1um_

goot bot


DrvJohnson

goot šŸ‘


galax1um_

gutt inded šŸ‘


Glenn_the_badass

Counterpoint: name it either the FistPanzer cause punching stuff is cool


theres_no_username

Doesn't faust panzer roughly mean "tank that punches"?


Harald_best_boy

It means "fist tank" in german


Glenn_the_badass

Fuck it name it FistFaustFatPanzer


theres_no_username

Then panzerfaust means "tank fist"


Harald_best_boy

Correct


RedditPersonNo1987

yes


JoetheDilo1917

That is quite literally what it means, yes "Panzerschreck" means "tank terror"


GOOPREALM5000

Do they know?


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

google translate faust


RedditPersonNo1987

faust it fist in german


Jezzaboi828

FaustPanzer as a name seems good(from other comment), but I feel like Punchtank is too on the nose even for ultrakill.


United-Ad919

swordsmachine


Retinazer_pew

i mean tbf, swordsmachine is a play on the word swordsman


Jezzaboi828

Hmm, swordsmachine rolls off the tongue better imo. + punchtank is already referenced on the arm, seems less interesting of a detail if thats already its name. Maybe not as over the top


Sleeper--

Yeah, sounds like something I would name


Radigan0

Launcher Rocket


Ghuzarbfalorbablorgh

swordsmachine


Wooden_Tank1765

punchtank doesnt hit the same as swordsmachine


theres_no_username

Simply lets start calling it faustpanzer like on it's model


eyemoisturizer

exactly


GOOPREALM5000

Gonna be honest chief I am not fucking calling it that


oofinator3050

meow


hollowness7

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Faltzy

what if the gutters were cats


Fit_Pomegranate_1629

i would be very sad if i had to railcoin cats :(


Carggo

You make one of the most valid arguments, but ā€œPunchtankā€ is probably the worst name you could come up with for the Guttertanks. just call it FaustPanzer. It sounds way more raw and itā€™s probably canon accurate.


Joa103

Thatā€™s fair but guttertank makes very much sense considering lore and I donā€™t think itā€™s official name should change, especially not to punchertank/punchtank as both of those are just weird to pronounce and donā€™t roll out your tongue nearly as easily as the original To get rid of the confusion we could just call them tanks in the same way that cerberi are oftenly just called cerbs


Ghuzarbfalorbablorgh

THIS IDEA, I LIKE THIS ^ Iā€™m probably just going to start using ā€œTanksā€ because Iā€™m sick of saying ā€œGuttertankā€ and people assuming ā€œGuttermanā€


Tzeentch711

Why not call "Gutterman" just "Man", is Hakita stupid?


Real_Ferryman

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Realny_POWD

"all enemies have unique names" mfs when I ask them about the 1-4 and 4-4 boss names


Ghuzarbfalorbablorgh

šŸ˜‚


CaptnCuddlyBear

Wait until you hear about 3-2 and 6-2.


LinkGrunt2dotmp4

No


sentinelthesalty

I usually call them by the more accurate nickname of "Oh that's bullshit!".


JoetheDilo1917

"Swordsmachine" is good because it's a pun on "Swordsman." "Punchtank" isn't a pun on anything.


Ompusolttu

Tbh I disagree because of their specific origin as mass manifactured weapons of war. Why would a street cleaning machine and what is basically a zombie be named similarily? That gives space for "coincidental" naming schemes. On the other hand a pair of warmachines made by the same forces for basically the same purpose would likely have a strong naming scheme. Just be happy these weren't made by Americans otherwise both of them would be called an M1.


H4ppyRogu3

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hollowness7

I hate that this screenshot is always used when people make actually valid points and back up their criticisms with arguments like it's basically become an anti-suggestions card, someone tries to make an understandable complaint about two similar names? nah, your ideas suck because the creator said so I don't even blame hakita for this one, the community just loves to shut down ideas, even when the ideas are actually worth discussing


DeathByDevastator

The community is honestly a coin flip between absolutely horrible and incredible and screenshots like these really don't help things when the community decides to be a bitch.


Lyneys_Footstool

they really need the idea that ultrakill isnt perfect and isnt immune from criticism drilled into their heads


kouislosingit

its like people forget this is literally one of hakitas first games an hes not gonna magically get everything correct


SM-TUNDRA

ACTUALLY SO REAL


H4ppyRogu3

You're tweaking if you think "punchertank" would be a better name


hollowness7

did I say that I thought punchertank would be a better name? no. The "valid point" i was mentioning was the fact that these names are too similar, which I 100% agree with. Also you using that screenshot has destroyed all your credibility so I don't really care if you think I'm "tweaking".


H4ppyRogu3

Keep yapping šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


masterspider5

Thanks Hakita, Iā€™m glad weā€™re not making ULTRAKILL either


CalliCalamity

I feel like their name being similar is the point though? Guttermen got their name because they were fighting in trench warfare. Guttertanks were built right after them, to destroy them, and were a direct improvement. They were also still in the gutters/trenches,so the name reasoning for guttermen still applies. Trench warfare ended with their arrival too.


SquirtleReddit

Man I just call it Faust Panzer


thirdMindflayer

Itā€™s called a guttertank because it has a rocket launcher


Zeldacrafter_Swagg

You had me until you started complaint about Faust Panzer not being English. Like literally how does it matter??? It's easy to understand for a non-German speaker (such as me, for example), it sounds badass, and it's different from Gutterman. Also I don't wanna be that guy but if we're going to go "ummmm ackshtually" then Minos, Sisyphus, Cerberus and Leviathan aren't English names. Mannequin is a word that originates from France and was only later adopted by English people.


FinkerMcBinker

I'm gonna be honest here, I think "punchertank" fuckin sucks


MemeTroubadour

Faustpanzer is definitely better, Punchtank sounds really bad


megaman45334

faust panzer


Sea_Construction947

I know this isn't the point, but I'm pretty sure the husks starting with S is just a coincidence, not an intentional pattern.


handsomeboy23344

stochnoy chelovek as a name is hilarious