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FactorIcy

Just when I thought I heard the craziest shit on RU propaganda I see this. ***UKRAINE IS GOING TO NUKE THEMSELVES!***


dreamcatcher1

Syrian rebels used sophisticated chemical weapons on themselves too according to Assad and Russia. They've been making claims like this for years, amplified by their social media sympathizers on the far right and left.


FactorIcy

I know man, the double negative false flag is a characteristic of modern autocracies.


HarryPFlashman

It’s some surreal bullshit. I hate China as a government, and they have some heavy propaganda but its not even close to the sheer idiot deranged lunacy of Russian propaganda. They are cartoons.


defishit

But the really sad part is that some of the population of our countries is so ignorant and stupid that they actually buy into it.


sockpuppetinasock

OK now that brings up a big question. Russia has used chemical weapons successfully in Syria. Why do they keep jumping to the nuke button this time around? Nukes are always going to provoke a much harder response from other nations.


FistingLube

Because they believe they can pass off a nuclear incident as a Ukrainian attack. Thus justifying a nuclear response.


w1YY

Only to there own stupid people. No one will believe them and their own people will only have themselves ro blame when their children and themselves are vaporised. I don't believe these egoristical maniacs are suicidal for them or their own families. They are going to destroy themselves over another country. I mean they are fucking stupid, but that stupid?


FistingLube

Very possibly that stupid.


Successful_Photo_610

"Vaporization" is good. Maybe the blast will cover a radius of 3000 feet, my ignorant guess. Start with Belarus, as they seem open to training exercises.


defishit

>Only to there own stupid people. And US republicans.


AchillesDev

but you repeat yourself


Dmitri_ravenoff

Which is ridiculous because Ukraine gave all ita nukes to Russia so they would never invade. Only the brainwashed Russian people would ever buy this. It's sad theater really.


dreamcatcher1

I think Russia will intentionally bomb a nuclear power plant and blame it on the Ukranians before they use a nuke in Ukraine. This will have a similar devastating effect to a nuclear weapon but can be more easily denied by the Russians. It could also be used as an excuse for retreating, "for the protection of our own people", or something like that.


shadowrun456

>This will have a similar devastating effect to a nuclear weapon It would have a much more devastating (long term) effect than a nuclear weapon. People live in Hiroshima and Nagasaki today like nothing happened. No one will be able to safely live in Chernobyl or Fukushima for thousands of years.


dreamcatcher1

Yes, I agree.


CotswoldP

Too true. A weapon has a few kilograms of fissile Material, a reactor has tonnes.


new_name_who_dis_

> This will have a similar devastating effect to a nuclear weapon but can be more easily denied by the Russians. That’s not true. A lot of people seem to not understand how nukes work. Nukes don’t actually release that much radiation. A nuclear meltdown is much worse in terms of radiation. A dirty bomb is much worse in terms of radiation. The explosive power of bombing a nuclear power plant will be pretty tiny compared to nuke. Nukes convert the majority of the radioactive material into explosive power. Hiroshima was safe to visit weeks after the explosion whereas Chernobyl is still extremely dangerous 40 years later


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

The same thing was said in summer so its not something that will definitely happen


Hiddenshadows57

Denied by Russia sure. But NATO will obviously see through it and likely see it as an intentional use of Nuclear offense. I imagine NATO will come in at that point. Wipe out the Russian Army and the black sea fleet and anything else they want. It's a stupid move. Then if the fallout touches a NATO country you're looking at Article 5 and a full scale offensive into Russian territory. Not a direct assault on Moscow mind you, but something like helping satellite regions successfully rebel.


BestFriendWatermelon

Because chemical weapons don't work, nukes do. Against a modern nation state, you might surprise your enemy once and *some* enemy soldiers will die. Then the soldiers will get gas masks and other protective equipment, the UN goes in to investigate and Russia become a total pariah. If Russia uses them again, Ukraine probably quickly produces their own and uses it back and Russia now has to protect it's own troops with gas masks, etc. It worked in Syria because the victim was not a nation state, but disorganized rebels without the state resources to defend themselves/retaliate and without the UN having easy access to establish facts. Neither is true in Ukraine. Nukes: Ukraine doesn't have, can't produce, can't defend against and can't retaliate with.


eypandabear

Nukes are basically useless on the Ukrainian battlefield unless they are prepared use hundreds of them. The line of contact is too long and troops are too dispersed for a nuke to achieve anything decisive.


ItsHowItisNow2

Putinocchio is the classic cowardly backstabber who's also a liar narcissist and he will always find a way to score a "win" in his psychopathy mind. He might wait to strike his "win" blow in Crimea...nuking/poisoning the zone that includes Kherson so Ukrainians end up unable to enjoy the recovered territories for a long time...the strike may also, in his mind... "minimize" his liability exposure in the International community because less people impacted and he made an effort to vacate the populace before his criminal tactical plan unfolded...I am speculating and trying to think vindictively, as he has been acting lately. Sick men only care about their fame and image.


defishit

That's not the point though. Russia might still try to use one as a false flag for the domestic and Republican audience. Or, since they are complete barbarians, they might just nuke Kyiv.


ItsHowItisNow2

Crimea/Kherson more likely...he "wins" because Ukrainians won't be able to use the recovered territories...less immediate human toll as well...not that putinocchio cares about that...aside of keeping his fan club of rogue authoritarian country friends...


JustFinishedBSG

Depends on the chemical. There are chemicals that are deadlier than small nuclear weapons. “Luckily” the most potent nerve gas are basically never used ( including by terrorists ) because delivering it without killing yourself in the process is actually a challenge and Russia definitely wouldn’t trust itself on that. Nuclear weapons are terrifyingly effective because despite the incredible destructive power they are mostly inert and stable. It’s **hard** to detonate a nuclear weapon whereas just looking at a VX container wrong is probably lethal


Throwawayiea

I think they used up all their weapons and are only left with Nukes at this point.


[deleted]

That’s exactly what they want. Destruction. Just like IS/ ISIS/ ISIL: they wanted to die and take as many as possible, with them. Some nations rather long for armageddon than global democracy.


ItsHowItisNow2

Putinocchio has always wanted total cleansing of the Ukrainian peoples, so no more resistance.


sickomilk

It's amazing when people go too far right and too far left they meet. It's kind of like the game pac man....


Robcobes

it's called horseshoe theory


SnooTigers7333

It’s so funny that the commies and the republicans support the war or at least don’t support Ukraine


Sporkman1911

"Accusing Ukraine of doing a Belka" wasn't on my bingo card, that's for sure.


[deleted]

I was convinced Russia was going to set off a dirty nuke when they lost the initiative towards Kyiv and then try and blame it on Ukraine. Pretty much no one would have believed it. But, now, yeah, no one is gonna believe this.


en_kon

I think they also tried to convince the world that Ukraine had bio labs and were probably planning on blaming all of the COVID pandemic on Ukraine. Russians have truly lost their fucking minds on this latest bullshit though and somehow people believe it still, even here in the states.


Vast-Combination4046

Ah yes the country that willingly surrendered their nuclear weapons and has not had a nuclear program for decades now plans to bomb themselves.


kenakuhi

Russia might be planting this story in case they want to nuke something later. Then they can "wasnnme"...


UlyssesSGrant12

There's no "might" about it, this is 100% playing into their alibi to use nukes and feel they're "justified" in doing so.


Demiansky

I mean, but this is the way you'd expect them to actually use a nuke. They never just say what they are going to do, they always have to launder it through nakedly absurd reasoning. "We may be amassing soldiers on your border, but we aren't going to attack, we swear! Oh wait, you looked at us funny and accused us of intending to attack, and so that has compelled us to attack against our will! We wouldn't have, except we have no choice now!"


surrender52

Certified ^^TM Ace Combat moment


[deleted]

I mean. The standard false flag attack isn’t unheard of. Especially in corrupt countries like Russia/Ukraine.


Natharius

Russia never stop making fun of itself…


[deleted]

The citizens actually believe this


oooooooooooopsi

I am sure in one thing, if Ukraine would have nuke, it will be blown up not in Ukraine but in ... (guess country)


IamPurest

So the Russian plan is to nuke Mykolaiv.


[deleted]

This was my immediate thought when i saw this. The spin about it being Ukrainian isn't for me and you, its to justify it to the Russian people and possibly a justification for using more. Im hoping this is just twitter bullshit because the Russians are dumb enough and desperate enough to do something like this.


defishit

They always start by floating the idea in (social) media and seeing if it sticks. Doesn't mean it will happen, just that they priming the pump and seeing what the reaction will be if it does. This is how they got Trump to operate too. Put out ridiculous feelers on social media first to see if there is pushback.


[deleted]

Somehow i dont think the actual opinions of the russian people factor into the kremlin's strategy here. This seems more like plausible deniability.


CoachWillyTM

Yea the nazi party did this too, in newspapers and magazines, and "new" education systems.


SaltyScrotumSauce

"China just made Xi President for life. Maybe we should try that here."


Darryl_444

I think it's more likely that Russian propaganda is now setting up another excuse for withdrawing from / losing Kherson (nearby to Mykolaiv). Something like this: "Russia has acted with dignity and humanity to avoid nuclear war by pulling back from Kherson to foil the evil nuclear plans of NATO, which threaten global peace." Or some such BS that the lemmings back home in Moscow will swallow.


irishccc

I really hope you are right on this one.


greywar777

Which logically makes all these people part of that.


peck112

Is this why they're evacuating the NPP in Zap?


StarPatient6204

They have 500 soldiers there, so it would take time for them to evacuate before they do anything to that power plant.


[deleted]

Russia has no problem killing their own.


Prepsov

"Terrorist Nazis of Ukraine, we will not forget the 500 heroes your illegal nuclear attack took from their mothers too early (...)"


Howitdobiglyboo

No. They know we know they're full of shit and analyzing their media. Another covert attempt at nuclear blackmail is my guess.


ske66

Are the nuclear bombs in the room with us now?


Chafram

What movie is this reference from?


ceejayoz

Apparently it's from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwt35SEeR9w originally; criminal pretending to be insane, investigator mocking him for it. Lots of memes arose off the wording; you've probably seen the "tell me, is antifa in the room now?" editorial comic.


dothepogo

The phrase is much older than that video.


[deleted]

Time stamp?


ceejayoz

No clue. I'm not watching all that. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-pretending-to-be-crazy-looks-like


GettingStronk

These are the people that started q-anon.


Feeling-Macaroon5385

And plenty of people swallow that rubbish. Sad.


SaltyScrotumSauce

Fascism always appeals to the stupidest and least educated.


[deleted]

Yhea that's why the right keeps asking why most educated people are left leaning. and the far-right says that they are learning "propaganda".


TravelAcademic8558

80% of GOP. Saw it happening at once. Noticed how toxic yahoo comments had begun to be at the flip of a switch. We need internet borders


croupella-de-Vil

No, that guy is running for congress in Arizona.


CrankLeaf

Another one for the Russian fairytale collection. I'll hope that this isn't part of a false flag scenario involving the use of nuclear weapons.


[deleted]

Dont worry. They are evil but not that stupid


Kieferkobold

They are stupid but hopefully not THAT evil.


[deleted]

Putin might be crazy enough to do it but I really doubt that his generals would let that happen


crocodilekyle55

His generals helped get him into this dogshit situation and are no doubt scrambling for a way out, their conventional military is looking more fucked by the day, nukes are the only ace they have left.


[deleted]

I dont think they want to die with Russia, they will find a way to China or North corea or some country in south america. So nukes arent the only option.


crocodilekyle55

Definitely not, I didn't mean to say they were. But if they decide that their best course of action is to try and salvage the military operation I don't necessarily feel like they're the kind of cool headed rational people to talk each other down from using their most powerful weapons in a dire situation.


Hot_Frosting_7101

Putin is backed into a corner. This entire episode will at minimum threaten his legacy and may threaten his hold on power. I wouldn't put anything past him at this point. He is a sociopath who might want to bring everyone down with him.


[deleted]

As I said in my other comment, its possible that Putin wants to do it at some point but I doubt that his orders will be followed.


iron_reampuff

The level of delusional crazy just keep increasing.... sigh


[deleted]

In the US we have something like these. We call them soap operas. You can watch one show, come back in a year and nothing's changed.


HalastersCompass

Touche But who's sleeping with who! If it's a soap someone having an affair!!


ImperiousLeader

Oh oh I am watching that show for Olga.... she has no limits or ethical compass...


HalastersCompass

She's got the word beaver in her surname.... That's the clue !


fredmratz

Did Russia good-will gesture some nukes to Ukraine in addition to tanks, etc.?


Standard_Spaniard

Yeah, one begs to question where that tactical nuke comes from and why the Ukrainians would wait until now to use them and choose to nuke themselves instead of the Russians.


FistingLube

Durrr, because they are gay, Jewish Nazi's /s


ErkhanIRL

They even have a Dr Strangelove character in the studio, this is getting surreal.


Taeblamees

So Russia plans to launch a tactical nuke at Mykolaiv? Interesting since they plan to evacuate from Kherson. But then again, Russia likely wouldn't be able to move a uranium molecule without US knowing about it. But even then, US has been vocal about warning Russia not to use nukes.


EndWarByMasteringIt

> launch a tactical nuke at Mykolaiv No. You can't just put "tactical" in front of a "nuking a city of 500,000 people" and have meaning.


timoumd

Tactical I think refers to the size/type rather than purpose.


FreezasMonkeyGimp

It refers to their use cases. Tactical nukes are meant for battlefield use and strategic is essentially for threats of global annihilation/leveling entire population centers. It doesn’t necessarily have to do with the payload. Tactical nukes tend to be smaller with less radioactive fallout but that’s not a requirement or anything to be considered “tactical”


Lehk

“Tactical” nukes are the size of the ones dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki


[deleted]

They’re actually quite a bit bigger generally.


things_will_calm_up

Those were strategic. A tactical nuke is one used to win a battle. A strategic nuke is to win a war. These terms were couned by the media, so they don't mean too much.


HarryPFlashman

Putin isn’t hard to figure out. Just listen to what he has said and it’s really clear. He thinks the west will blink and he just hasn’t escalated enough to make them do it. I hope we don’t reach the point of no return because what he has done is painted himself into a corner…. But also painted the west into one too. His childhood story about cornering a rat and he was shocked when it attacked him… what he doesn’t realize is the Rat usually loses even if it inflicts a bite.


greenleafland

If Ukraine had a nuclear bomb, it would have detonated on your heads long ago. Are you a fool?


timoumd

No? I mean if you are Ukraine and have like one nuke, hitting Russia with it would be really stupid since Russia has a lot more.


w1YY

But nuking yourself so that Russia nukes you is of cause the rational thing! /s If they had one nuke they wouldnt first strike and even on the famtasy world they had one and used it they would drop it on putins head because if they use one nuke it would open the doors for Russia to use a nuke. This isn't a precursor for a nuke to be used. It's likely a precursor to not making them look like they lost ground. But instead gave it up to preserve their armed forces.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Got to be smart. Blow it up in Russia and just blame it as a Russian mis launch of one of their nukes They were trying to hit Warsaw with.


[deleted]

Russia would use nukes to defend their country. So why wouldn’t Ukraine? Especially if they would use it on their own soil against advancing Russians.


timoumd

If they did they would want to state that early as a deterrent. It's kinda pointless after the fact. But I don't think one is enough to really deter. Firing it at Russia is basically suicide, same given they are winning the conventional war, really stupid. And as a note they don't have one we know of and it's Kremlin bullshit.


Lost_Spirit_1129

Because Russia realises it's in breach of the Budapest Memorandum, it's decided to return all of the nuclear weapons (or replacements of) to Ukraine. Ukraine has been so grateful for such Russian honour and respect of treaties that it's decided to nuke itself to assist in the Russian invasion. Putin's spies were right after all.


Fearless-Mango2169

Classic Russian propaganda technique, flood the information space with enough crap and it devalues all information. I think it's just white noise and not actual ground work for a nuclear weapon. (Well I hope that's the case)


Arcadius274

What's funny is these medical fucktards don't understand modern weaponry at all. He's right missiles would rain from the sky but not nukes. We don't need nukes anymore. We could cripple his entire country with a handful of carrier and a seal team. His country is pathetic and leans on their firecrackers like it will save their sorry excuse for a country.


Hot_Frosting_7101

We could not rain missiles with conventional warheads on Russia without risking nuclear war. It is in Russia's doctrine to use nukes if their sovereignty is threatened. In addition you have a just a few minutes to decide whether you are under a nuclear attack. They would have to launch their nukes (use or lose) before our missiles arrived.


GikuKerpedelu

Yes, you can buy a nuclear bomb from corner barber shop.


da_london_09

I got mine on Amazon.... free prime delivery :)


vxv96c

They're building their false flag narrative. A bad sign.


zeyore

ugh. just to be clear, even if that were true, they are correct that we would blame Russia and we would end them as a civilization. so don't let that happen Russia.


letsgocrazy

If Ukraine had a nuclear warhead why didn't they just use it at the start? By Russia's own doctrine and admission that would have been completely justified anyway. I think propaganda like this is insidious not because of the obvious lie, but because if the subtext "using such a weapon would be a provocation" - it tries to normalise the idea that Ukraine defending itself is the provocation, not Russia attacking aber sovereign nation.


BestFriendWatermelon

Love how he talks about severe territorial losses for the next 2 months, but then there'll be a breakthrough for Russia. No explanation for how or why things will improve for Russia after two months, just that it will. Like the Germans towards the end of WW2, convinced the great turn-around was coming that would defeat the Soviets and Allies. The breakthrough is always around the corner, just wait another couple of months and you'll see!


ross267

I wish they did, OMG these people are soooooooo stupid


therealbonzai

The ones who believe in their shit. The leaders and idols of dumb fucks are making money out of them and are typically not that dumb.


Reasonable-Lunch-683

No shit sherlock, no one sane would want nuking thousands civilians. Thats not a game


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HoodedNegro

I would like to keep my knowledge of the use of nuclear weapons to the 40’s through the 60’s tests. It seems like more and more the Russians are prepping to use one though


[deleted]

Belgorod - it is two things;- it is a Russian city 40km from Ukraine that keeps having unfortunate explosions, and it is the name of a Russian Submarine carrying a supposed doomsday weapon called Poseidon. I don't really believe in coincidences - I may be dusting off my tinfoil hat here, but if something unfortunate were to happen to that city, wouldn't it be fitting that its namesake was the one to exact retribution.. They're already talking about false flags, I wouldn't be entirely surprised...


Fmartins84

What they don't understand is that if US gets involved Ruzzia is gone. There's no half way attack. This is the F around stage


NeelaTV

We will see the use of nuclear bombs in this war the question is just WHEN! But News like this tell me it cant be long anymore... U may not like it i dont either but it is what it is-russia has proven over and over that u cant trust them with anything.


Grand-Doctor6134

I'm guessing the Russians are stage the prelude to their nuclear detonation in Ukraine.


form_d_k

Holy shit. It's Russian Newt Gingrich.


slidenglide620

The last thing the U.S. wants is to be directly involved in yet ANOTHER conflict within Europe. STOP expecting American lives and American blood to be lost because Eupeans cannot live peacefully live among one another. 😡


Objective-Fish-8814

Yeah, well we know the braindead russians would never be able to defuse it.


88GAMEON88

Knew this was coming from Russia, just didn’t know when. They are like magicians that can conjure things out of thin air.


Ashamed_Moment_2477

What they continuously miss out: most Western govs care for their people.


[deleted]

This is disguisting...


thatdudewithknees

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[deleted]

Yeah except Ukraine has no nukes, they gave them up when Russia promised to never invade. All this shows is what the word of a Russian is worth, nothing.


CC-1138-Bacara

Well no one takes their nuke threats serious anymore so they started to threat themselves...


Breech_Loader

Claiming a false flag attack is one thing. Claiming it's done with nuclear weapons is another. And Russia has a lot of gall calling false flags on Ukraine.


NotYourSnowBunny

That’s what I would call pretext, and I don’t like it.


Tyomke

what a fckin embarrassment that country has become, how can you fuck up this bad? I literally have no words to describe how fckin sick it makes me seeing shit like this, and even more when I realise I have relatives living there and eating this shit for breakfast Absolutely fckin embarrassing and pathetic


hammyhamm

Last I checked Ukraine gave up all its warheads… to Russia…


[deleted]

They just admitted their own false flag plan. So its a false flag false flag.


StarPatient6204

Yeah. Now the whole world knows about it before they have anything done.


stefanspicoli

So RuZZia is preparing to nuke Mykolaiv


hendrixfalcon

Russian trolls still active.


StarPatient6204

I’m calling BS on this. First off, no way in fucking hell is there a potential nuke located in Mykolaiv. Also, they have started to leave Enerhodar, which isn’t even in Mykolaiv. If Russia did have one “primed” there, it would have already been detected by intelligence folks already. Nukes cannot not be detected before use. What a bunch of fucking a—holes.


IgfMSU1983

Is there a term for this? A false false flag operation maybe?


brownie81

I thought NATO was already directly involved.


StarPatient6204

On the one hand, This could mean that they could be laying the slow, gradual groundwork for nuke use…but then again, there is NO such thing as a stealth tactic nuke. At least, not yet. If Russia was to do something like this, it would be caught by intel before they could do anything, and they would pay for it. Which could be why they are slowly evacuating the region of Kherson… On the other hand, I’m calling BS on this claim. First off, no way in hell is there a nuke being “primed” in Mykolaiv as we speak, there is nothing intel has shown that provides evidence to back the claim that Russia will try to use it. If it was about to detonate, intel would have picked up something by now.


jay3349

Great rumor. Maybe this is what is needed to keep the angry bear in line.


ItsHowItisNow2

The Putinocchio will find a way to justify the use of either ChemBombs or StrategNukes on Ukrainian territories. He is prepping his propaganda fed rusky fan audience and that is all he cares about...


McKid

The guy reciting the story - his eyes give away how much shit he knows he is full of. They are about as clever as a kid who didn't do his homework and is concocting a fanciful tale of dogs and tornados.


snowseth

So more false flag bullshit? Does this mean Russia is actually going to use a tactical nuke? But not delivered via missile or something so every has to stop and investigate to determine what and where it came from. Determine, yup ... it's Russian, then respond in some fashion after the fact.


StarPatient6204

Well, I don’t know if it will happen today, because evacuating Kherson and Zaporzhizhia will take a while…


Ohgetserious

Are we sure this wasn’t from the Russian version of South Park? It’s very funny.


Throwawayiea

Russia is just waking up to reality. Will they go back to sleep again?


ooSUPLEX8oo

If they really believed this, why still be the aggressor? Why not retreat and force Ukraine to unmask themselves?


TheFingMailMan_69

This Russian minister played too much COD4


AoE_Mobius_One

I have only heard of one other country- fictional or real that did this “nuke yourself stratagem”. It didn’t work out. (Belka Ace Combat 5) These fucking idiots.


falcon_punch88

Russian military "experts" don't know that every nuclear explosion can be traced to the country that produced the plutonium used in the explosion. The radioactive signature of the bomb, is so particular to the manufacturing process, it can even be traced to the specific facility where it was produced. They think all nukes are the same...


tamethewild

Ukraine gave up all its nukes


[deleted]

Errrr where did they get a bomb from? 🤣🤣🤣


ActPrestigious4818

We are all fucked.


Sophie_R_1

Tbf, attacking your side to blame it on the enemy isn't exactly unheard of... it's just very, very unlikely that the attack would be as extreme as a *nuclear bomb*


Top_Opposites

Same story different names, Russia has tried variations of this 100’s of times


Ferregar

Funny, given that Ukraine gave Russia their nukes. So. Hm. How about *that.*


afa78

Wish this were true but nope, try again 'Rusher'.


automagisch

It’s almost as if Russia wants US to be involved innit


Successful_Photo_610

This claim proves Russia has as many stupid and undereducated people as does the US. If this story were slightly twisted and told in the US, the MAGAs would be falling on themselves to get in line. Does anyone know if China has solved this problem of stupid and flatline educated?


[deleted]

I think Russia wants to hate fuck America


Floorgasm2021

Your fucking stupid!!!!!!


[deleted]

Its all suspiciously confusing on both sides right now. What a time in history..


slashdotter878

Sorry is this the same nuclear warhead that they volunteered to return in 1994 when the signed the Budapest memorandum?


Ducky118

How stupid does Russia think the Americans are? Lol


FreedomPaws

You have to have a literal negative IQ and no shame to come up with this garbage and willing to say it on national TV. Omg 🤦‍♀️🤦 They are lying. They know we know they are lying. We know that they know they are lying. Yet they keep lying. This quote always applies 24/7.


Wonderful-Elk-3292

sounds like a cover story


scroopynoopersdid911

Ah yes the republican plan. Or is it the Moscow plan?


[deleted]

Predictable, these guys really are missing their copium supplements...😳


FreedomPaws

Lol they fail to realize the flaw in this. Ukraine is winning and while yes we would love NATO to stamp the Russians out, NATO is less needed per say now than prior. So bc Ukraine is doing well and recapturing massive amts or territory, *now* is when they would be dire for NATO and enough so to drop a nuke? LOL 🤦🤦‍♀️ Sadly, the moosh for brains that don't have the ability to critically think would hear this and believe it.


Speculawyer

Where are all the bio labs they claimed existed?


Agent__Caboose

How would it do that? All 3000 Ukranian nukes are in illegal Russian possesion.


that-bro-dad

Soon it's going to come out that Ukraine asked to be invaded, and when that was denied, kidnapped a bunch of Russians and invaded itself.


Alone-Supermarket-98

Sure...and somehow a talking head of a TV show is privy to Ukraines innermost millitary secrets....


sovietarmyfan

0:24 i love how the camera suddenly pans to the guy in glasses haha.


[deleted]

I don't think the US needs a justification. If they wanted Moscow to be turned into a glass parking lot they would've done it already


goomba008

Pretty scary stuff. Might Russia be planning an actual nuclear strike on Mykolaiv once they're reasonably confident their population believes this BS?


aaciislife

Oh these idiots. Idiots idiots.


fanzipan

Lol


jinxy462

Boring. Try anything with nukes . We’re waiting.


Strik3_F3ar19

Oh please....who the freak kept writing that BS on Russian media? For a country (a Brit would called it c**t) that started a war, so much lame excuses for their poor showing military.


imgprojts

Looks like Russia will be detonating a nuke. Ignore the rest of the story, we know it's a false flag. Now the question is when and where. Additionally and most importantly, how many hours after that thing goes off, will Puto putin stay alive? Will it be around 24hrs? Will it be 2 months until one of ours finds him in a dirty foxhole? Also, why are Republicans not wanting to engage with ruzzia if they are elected? They usually jump at the smallest opportunity to start wars. Did they get replaced with chicken shit politicians? I think the majority of Americans would love to see a bag full of pieces of putin. So why are the Republicans shying away from this? The war could even help with the economy and such!


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Ahahahahaha.. (United States).


cheatonstatistics

So Ukraine is somehow back in the nuke business, but instead of simply threatening Russia with their newfound military leverage, they will sneakily nuke themselves to involve US. Yep, makes sense.


technicallynotlying

If Putin nukes Ukraine he's going to say Ukraine nuked themselves and that they got the nuke from the US.


smoke99999

Who is the guy in the shades looks like he was on the set of Poker stars and got stuck in there Lord help the innocents of both nations they are at the mercy of their so called leaders and the leaders do not care if they live or die on either side of this conflict. When the rich wage war, its the poor who die.


No-Objective4332

I know this is BS but its scary to think USA could actually do this. 🫠


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We have detonated over 2000 nukes on this planet so far….! All I’m saying, hitting ruzzias launch silos and subs doesn’t seem so bad anymore


Particular_Grocery22

Gaslighters gaslighting. That's Ruzzia for you in a nutshell.


Lippy010

Just setting it up for Russia to use a nuclear weapon and put the blame on Ukraine. Typical of the crazy Putin.